Hello 1983

When everyone came back one after another, they saw Liu Caifeng poking out her little head from the window, playfully shaking the braid on her head, and then clicked on the tape recorder a few times.

In the tape recorder, there was a rustling sound, and then there was the sound of Da Zhang Luo sending troops to order generals.

Everyone was also curious about it, and they all gathered around and listened happily.

From the tape recorder, another lazily beeping voice sounded like Zhang Ganzi's tone:

"Tell me to clean the dishes, bah, when the time comes, I'll spit on you all, and tell you to eat, eat, eat, eat my saliva!"

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In the yard, Zhang Ganzi's hands and feet were grabbed by four stick guys, and his whole body was suspended in the air.

Then, the four of them chanted a chant, and they fell down with all their strength.

Zhang Ganzi's buttocks hit the ground heavily.

"Hey, all heroes, grandpas, please forgive me!"

Zhang Ganzi panicked immediately, if he kept going like this, his butt would have to be broken into eight petals.

After finally having this kind of entertainment, how could they stop so easily? Amidst the booing of the spectators, the four young men raised the pole again, and then continued to fall down.

"I'm just muttering, but I dare not really spit."

Zhang Ganzi kept begging for mercy, but was let go after being bumped seven or eight times. When he got up, he felt as if his butt didn't belong to him anymore.

Da Zhangluo spoke again: "Gaozi, you'd better be a fire girl."

While rubbing his buttocks, Zhang Ganzi grinned and argued: "I'm a man, a pure man."

During the fight, the preparatory work was done. The borrowed tables, chairs and benches were all written with the names and surnames of each family in chalk on the back, so it would be convenient to return them at that time.

There is nothing you can do about chopsticks and so on. When you return them, just have enough.

At noon, Liu Qingshan was still struggling to eat, and as a result, the people went back to their homes in groups of three and two.

No one has much surplus food, and they are not really big eaters.

After half an hour in the evening, the big carriage that went to the county to buy food finally came back.

The driver was a little old man in his 50s, with a smiling face, always cheerful.

When he opened his mouth for joy, one of the upper front teeth was still missing, revealing a big gap, which added a bit of joy.

Liu Qingshan hurried forward to greet him: "Uncle Boss, thank you for your hard work!"

"What's the hard work, I went out to the restaurant at noon."

The driver is also a capable person from Jiapigou. Most of the villagers have the surname Zhang. This former owner of the production team has been the owner of the car. In the past two years, I heard that it is popular to call other people the boss in the south, so I also called him. Boss Zhang.

The boss and the boss talk about the same thing, but their meanings are too different: one is doing big business, and the other is driving a big cart.

Liu Yinfeng also got out of the carriage, and gave Liu Qingshan the canvas bag that she had been holding tightly in her arms, and whispered in her younger brother's ear: "Sanfenger, it cost a lot of money!"

In fact, it didn't cost much, less than 200 yuan. For 200 yuan, invite more than 100 people in the village to have dinner together, tsk tsk...

The most eye-catching thing is a foot of pork, eighty-five cents a catty, less than 50 yuan.

When I was buying meat, I happened to have a big pig’s head, a pair of pig’s offal, heart, liver, lungs, intestines, etc., and I bought them all for twenty-five cents a catty.

There is also a bag of flour, dried tofu, and vermicelli, and the rest are condiments such as tobacco, alcohol, sugar, tea, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, pepper, and aniseed pepper. As for vegetables, I have everything in my house, so I don’t need to spend money on them .

Liu Qingshan knew that the second sister was used to living a poor life and would be terrified of spending money, so he smiled at her: "Sister, your mental quality is not good. You must first learn to spend money before you can learn to make money."

As a result, Liu Yinfeng gave him a supercilious look.

Liu Qingshan murmured secretly: I have to say, my second sister was born beautiful, and she can roll her eyes so amazingly, if she goes to university, she won't be able to turn her head over.

No, no, you have to look after it in the future!

Everyone started working together, unloading everything on the carriage, even stretching the pole, regardless of the oiliness, happily carrying the pig into the water, yelling, "It's too rich, this is too rich!"

Dashuai Zhang, the great chef who followed him to the city to buy vegetables, couldn't help teasing him: "Damn it, be careful with the pole, don't drip your saliva on it."

"Don't dare, don't dare, don't dare!"

Zhang Ganzi now feels pain in his butt whenever he hears the word "saliva".

The people next to him told Boss Zhang and Dashuai Zhang what happened during the day, which naturally evoked a burst of laughter.

Dashuai Zhang also shook his bald head: "Pool, you are the most worrying person in our village."

Zhang Ganzi was quite content, and said disapprovingly: "It's good, it's good, my brother is alone, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry."

After carrying things, go into the house to drink tea. Rural people are not so particular. They usually drink cold water. When they are thirsty, they pick up a water ladle, scoop half a ladle of water in the water tank, and gulp it down.

In winter, I only boil some hot water for drinking. As for tea, who would be willing to buy tea with that spare money?

Liu Qingshan poured tea for everyone with rice bowls, and then sat down to discuss with Zhang Dashuai: "Uncle Dashuai, can you see what dishes we have arranged for tomorrow?"

This Marshal Zhang, whose nickname sounds very domineering, has the demeanor of the Northeast King in the past. However, the Northeast King is in charge of thousands of troops, and this one is in charge of pots and pans.

He is the chef in the village, and anyone who organizes weddings and weddings likes to ask him to be the cook.

The craftsmanship is not very good, and it cannot be listed as elegant. At most, it has a strong local flavor. Let's open a characteristic farmhouse in the future.

As for the origin of the nickname, it is a bit unprovable. According to Liu Qingshan's speculation, it is probably because this handsome uncle is also relatively short, and he often likes to say "Fucking" on his lips.

For tomorrow's banquet, Zhang Dashuai already knew it in his mind. He wiped his shiny bald head: "Six cold and six hot, twelve dishes, exactly six or six smooth."

After finishing speaking, he took a sip of tea, smacked his lips comfortably, and glanced at the pole: "Tomorrow, the amount of food should be bigger, like this kind of foodie, one is worth three, motherfucker, less is not enough for them to sit together of it."

It is said that this colloquial phrase is also often spoken by the real Marshal Zhang.

At that time, the banquets in rural areas were about eight to eight and six to six. If you can make it perfect, ten hot dishes and ten cold dishes, then it will be perfect.

But under the current conditions, just think about it.

After the general principle is determined, the preparations begin. This is usually called "oiling" in the local villages. The general idea is to fry all the food that needs to be fried the night before.

A big bright light bulb was picked out in the yard, a pot table was set up, an oil pan was set up, and a pole was sitting on a small bench, adding firewood to the stove pit.

Almost all the little ones in the village came smelling the smell of oil, and there was no room for them in the courtyard. There was a large group standing outside the gate, looking longingly at the big oil pan.

Then he watched Dashuai Zhang start frying rice noodles, croquettes, and fried beans intently.

In the yard, there was a sound of swallowing saliva one after another.

Seeing this, Liu Qingshan picked up a bowl of fried glutinous rice noodles: "Come here, let's grab a handful each!"

Gaba, Gaba, the glutinous rice strips are crispy and crispy, and covered with a layer of sugar, it tastes delicious and sweet in your mouth.

"It's delicious!"

The kids all gasped in admiration.

"Wow!"

Crying sounded suddenly, Liu Qingshan hurried over to check, it turned out to be the old daughter of Captain Zhang's family, named Xiaoliuzi, and the glutinous rice sticks in her hand were snatched by Liu Qingshan's big yellow dog.

The rhubarb dog is very skillful at stealing food, neither bites nor barks, the bird quietly follows you, bites lightly when you feel cold, grabs the food in your hand, and does not bite your hand.

"Don't cry, Xiao Liu, I'll give you meatballs."

The fourth child, Liu Caifeng, distributed meatballs to her friends one by one. Although they are vegetarian meatballs, food with oil and water is delicious these days, especially meatballs, which are the favorite of children.

When sitting at the table, the meatballs and the like were served, and the little boy immediately snatched them up.

The thoughtful little boy, after eating one batch, sits on the table again when the next batch starts, and leaves the table after grabbing the meatballs.

At this moment, the children are all eating with greasy mouths, and they go home to sleep contentedly, waiting for a big meal tomorrow.

In the past, the children who ran wild outside would basically get stuck on the pillows, but today it was weird, they tossed and baked the sesame seed cakes, why didn't they feel sleepy, there were always round balls wandering around in their heads.

These days, throughout the year, you can't eat good food a few times, can you not look forward to it?

The adults, who had been busy for half the night, were also hungry, so they simply cleaned up the two tables and drank some wine to relieve their fatigue.

"Everyone, eat more, you've been tired all day."

Lin Zhi wore an apron and greeted the guests. She didn't know whether it was because she was happy or because she was busy with work. Her face was flushed, not as pale as before.

Da Zhang Luo took a sip of his wine and praised: "Big sister, your old Liu family's happy event is open and bright."

Dashuai Zhang nodded again and again: "This is true, one family does business, and the whole village follows the New Year."

Lin Zhi also had a happy face: "Why don't you help me?"

Liu Qingshan also came over to toast a glass of wine, and he was able to chat with everyone for a few words, talking about the kindness everyone had shown to the Liu family in the past, which always warmed the other party's heart.

When it was time to toast Zhang Ganzi, this guy had already drunk himself down, so he didn't need to bother others at all.

At the wine table, after the procedure of tomorrow's wedding was finalized, everyone dispersed, and Liu Qingshan's family just had a bite to eat.

Liu Qingshan picked up a ball and threw it into his mouth, um, it's really weird, you said the food at this time is so delicious?

Grandpa and grandma are getting old, so they simply eat something and then go back to the house to rest. After all, they have to toss about tomorrow.

However, for such a happy event, the old couple were all smiling and didn't feel tired at all.

The second sister, Liu Yinfeng, took a bite of glutinous rice sticks, and then said to Liu Qingshan in English: "Brother, how do you say this in English?"

These days, the dialogue between the siblings is deliberately in English, mainly to exercise Liu Yinfeng's oral expression ability.

Although he speaks very slowly and his pronunciation is not quite standard, he can still open his mouth.

This time, even Liu Qingshan was stumped, blinked, and then could only shake his head and say, "I understand!"

"Sanfeng, it turns out that you can't do it either."

Liu Yinfeng raised the corners of her mouth, smiling really nicely.

Liu Qingshan was a little annoyed, and hummed twice: "It's not that you got married, why are you so happy."

This was a disaster, the sisters Liu Jinfeng and Liu Yinfeng both stood up, one on the left and one on the right, each pinching one of his ears.

Liu Caifeng, the fourth youngest, clapped her hands and yelled, "Eldest sister and second sister, please spare my brother. If you want to eat ears, there are big ears on the pig's head."

Chapter 25 I'm coming to pick you up

Whoa whoa!

The rooster stands on the chicken rack and stretches its neck to crow.

Liu Qingshan got up early and filled the two large water tanks in the yard, his head was steaming.

"Post happy words!"

The fourth youngest followed behind the second sister, watching her paste the red double happiness characters on the window.

This happy character was cut by the dexterous elder sister herself.

Seeing Liu Jinfeng holding a red couplet in his hand and pasting it on the gate, Liu Qingshan couldn't help muttering: "Sister, what time is it now, don't hurry up and dress up, the big sedan chair will be here soon!"

Liu Jinfeng held a couplet in each hand, unable to free his hands, he could only give his younger brother a look, Liu Qingshan was so happy to see him, he hurried up to help.

The big red happy couplet was written by grandpa, with silver hook and iron painting, strong and powerful, with an aura of iron horse and gold.

The first couplet is: The sound of the golden phoenix's cry is flowing.

The second line is: Backgammon on the road to literature.

The horizontal batch is of course: a good relationship for a hundred years.

In the upper and lower lines, the names of Liu Jinfeng and Gao Xuexue are respectively embedded, it is obvious that the old man put his heart into it.

After a while, villagers strolled in one after another. Those big girls and young wives all surrounded the edge of the kang, helping Liu Jinfeng tidy up.

From time to time, I let out a few envious exclamations: what kind of satin quilt is so beautiful, why is it so foreign to wear a Shanghai watch...

Finally, the team leader's aunt made a concluding speech: "Jinfeng is so lucky to marry an educated youth in the city. This dowry is the first in our Jiapigou."

After finishing speaking, he smiled and pointed at the unmarried girls: "You girls, remember that if the bride price in the future does not meet this standard, you will definitely not marry!"

The girls were all grinning, but they were muttering in their hearts: If that's the case, I'm afraid they won't be able to get married.

Outside the house is the world of men and children. The children are all dressed up today, as if they are celebrating the New Year, and there is absolutely no bare bottom.

Those half-children, like the big-headed Er Biaozi, were also tidied up neatly, with a brand-new towel on their shoulders, and they were going to wipe the table and serve the dishes later.

Young lads, with grains in their pockets, start looking for targets, preferably girls who are not yet engaged.

The men, on the other hand, are responsible for their own duties. They are already busy with cooking, washing vegetables and chopping pier.

Elderly people gathered around Liu Shikui, chatting while smoking.