Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"As for your claim of taking advantage, the advantages you take are all your sister's. I have suffered a great loss."

When the Queen Mother said this, she was also depressed.

Pantaoyuan!

Peach leaves and bark, this dead monkey.

Even if she recognized Sun Hao as her godbrother, she still had to call him a dead monkey.

this…

Sun Hao looked at the Queen Mother with embarrassment on his face. If I had known that my sister was so good, how could I have done such a thing?

"Well... I will make it up to you later."

When the Queen Mother heard this, she asked with a gentle smile: "Compensate me, how are you going to compensate me? You have eaten up the entire peach garden, at least delaying the century-old Pan Peach Conference in Heaven."

"Sister, drink, let's talk about it later."

Although Sun Hao has nothing to offer now, he will have it later, he is a man with golden fingers.

Accompanied by the Queen Mother, this day passed quickly.

Not long after, Taibaijinxing came.

The Seven Fairies are here.

The Four Heavenly Kings are here.

Hey?

As time went by like this for a year or two, Sun Hao felt more and more that something was wrong.

There are more and more people coming one after another, and they are getting more and more strange, just like Lord Nine Obsidians, Sun Hao is not very familiar with them!

And Du Te Niang came empty-handed, came to eat and drink, and then ran away after finishing the work.

This made Sun Hao feel bad. In the following years, he directly blocked the entrance of the cave, and secretly ran away to date with his sisters.

Even if people are in the Five Elements Mountain, except for those who have a particularly good relationship with him, other immortals and Buddhas will not be seen, and they will come to eat and drink under the name of Lao Tzu...

You don't want Bilian more than me.

Sun Hao didn't know about this matter until later, whoever leaked the news, saying that he had a huge stock of flat peach delicacies, and then...

Then the news spread, those shameless people in Tianting, whoever had a chat with Sun Hao, went to have a meal in the name of looking at him.

He didn't reach out to hit the smiling person, and Sun Hao had blackmailed them before, so Sun Hao couldn't do anything to them, so he could only close the door and disappear.

So angry!

time flies.

Without the uneasy factor of Sun Hao, Jin Chanzi, Canopy, Rolling Curtain, Ao Lie, everyone's catastrophe went very smoothly.

Succeeded to Lingshan to doubt life, so successful that they had to scold Sun Hao every time they thought of it.

Over 400 years, in the blink of an eye.

This day Guanyin came.

When Guanyin came this time, everything was already arranged, Tang Sanzang made arrangements, Zhu Bajie made arrangements, Monk Sha made arrangements, and Xiao Bailong made arrangements.

And that too has been initiated.

That is to say, now that everything is ready, it is only due to Dongfeng, and it is only necessary to wait for Tang Sanzang to attend the Water and Land Conference when he becomes an adult, and Guanyin will give him some hints to let him go westward.

Tang Sanzang's ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties have also been completed to the third difficulty.

Frankly speaking, Guanyin is still in a good mood after she has done all this, and she has not seen Sun Hao for more than 400 years, and she is still very happy.

Without Sun Hao, she felt that she was still the same Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva who never changed before the collapse of Mount Tai, and she was still carefree and happy! !

But as soon as he came to Wuxing Mountain and saw Sun Hao, Guanyin's mood became inexplicably depressed, ah!This damn monkey, why did you see him...

Feel uncomfortable all by yourself?

Guanyin: My happiness is gone.

Sun Hao hadn't seen Guanyin for more than 400 years. To be honest, he really missed her. After all, they spent the longest time together and had the most contacts in the entire Three Realms.

Of course, this is not true. It is not that he has not seen Guanyin for more than 400 years. He secretly went to the South China Sea to find Ao An'er for countless times, but he did not dare to let Guanyin find out.

Sun Hao smiled and said, "Bodhisattva, you haven't come to see me for so many years, you are so cruel!"

"But I'm not a stingy person. If you come here today, I'll treat you to dinner."

I saw Sun Hao talking, taking out all these years, only a few food and wine left.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×99"

No, it's still a familiar smell.

Although Guanyin hadn't come to see Sun Hao in these years, when Sun Hao spoke, he still smelled like scum.

Damn!

I am a monk, this dead monkey does not invite himself to eat some flat peaches, but he brings out some meaty imperial wine. Time can smooth the water chestnut, but it can't smooth his cheapness!

Guanyin's beautiful eyes turned cold, and she put on a face and said: "You are all some stolen goods from the heaven, hmph...!"

That rascal!

This little arrogant look also made Sun Hao confused for a while, okay!So you are such a Guanyin?

Sun Hao didn't explain, put away his things, took out a flat peach and gnawed on it, and asked, "Forget it, I won't tell you so much, what's the matter with you this time?"

"Is the pilgrim coming?"

what!Very angry!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×99"

Guanyin was really angry, and said it was not intentional, why don't you let me eat flat peaches, don't invite me to eat peaches, invite me to eat meat?

Dead monkey, livestock.

Improper person.

Guanyin said coldly: "I came here today to tell you that 20 years later, there will be a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty who will go to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. His name is Tang Sanzang."

"At that time, you'd better wait at the entrance of the cave, lest he can't find you. You can worship him as your teacher and help him go to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures. When the time comes, you can achieve the right result of cultivation, and you can also be killed." Feng Buddha."

Tang Sanzang:

It's too difficult for me, more than 200 chapters, more than 200 chapters, it's finally my turn to play.

Hello everyone, my name is Tang Sanzang, do you know what Dangdang is?Dangdangdang is on--ly you--can accompany me to the West Classic~

Sun Hao:

Follow me, learn not to interrupt your dog legs!

Bold evildoer!I can tell at a glance that you are not human, and I want you to show your true colors!Dawei Tianlong, Prajna Buddhas, World Honored One Ksitigarbha, Prajna Ba Makong, present!

How dare the small tricks dare to use the axe, the majestic Tianlong, the Daluo mantra, the Prajna Buddhas, and the Prajna Ba Makong!

Move mountains, soar!

Hmph, this kind of magic is still holding on, see I accept you, cassock!

I don't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth, but I'm still there, I don't pay attention to me at all, the flying dragon is in the sky, go!

Tang Sanzang: Learning is useless.

Chapter 218 I beg you not to show off

When Sun Hao heard this, he stared at Guanyin and asked:

"You said you want me to worship him as a teacher, are you sure?"

"I think you must have made a mistake. It shouldn't be me who worships him as a teacher, but he worships me as a teacher. You want him to worship me as a teacher, understand?"

Guanyin: ...

Guanyin was immediately stunned by Sun Hao's words.

She really hasn't thought about this matter, she really hasn't thought about this issue, she really hasn't thought about who is going to be a teacher! !

Guanyin said speechlessly: "This matter was arranged by the Buddha, you..."

Sun Hao shook his head slightly, and said calmly:

"This is impossible, not to mention that it was arranged by the Buddha, even if it was arranged by the Taoist ancestor, it is impossible."

"You go back and tell the Buddha directly, either you let him worship me as a teacher, or you find someone else to do this job, and let me learn from a mortal, it is impossible, absolutely impossible!!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×99"

Guanyin is also very angry, this dead monkey!As soon as I got to him, there was trouble, and it was annoying.

Guanyin said:

"Pohou, don't be fooled around. The man who learned the scriptures is an eminent monk who has attained the Tao. His Dharma is deeply concerned with sentient beings. As your master, he will guide you and do good deeds to benefit all sentient beings. This is your blessing. Do you still refuse?"

Ha ha!

Listening to Guanyin's words, Sun Hao sneered in his heart, as small as you, don't you like not to talk about martial arts?

This time I see why you don't talk about martial arts, I just want to be Tang Sanzang's master, what can I do?

Sun Hao said seriously at this moment:

"I'm messing around? Bodhisattva, you are showing off."

"Who am I, Sun Hao, Sun Wukong? One person is below ten thousand people, the Monkey King is equal to the sky, the Jade Emperor is number one in the Three Realms, do you know?"

"The Jade Emperor and Laojun are my eldest brothers, the Queen Mother is my own sister, the four heavenly kings Yang Jian, Nezha and Li Jing are all my younger brothers. I have hundreds of thousands of demon soldiers under my command. No one in the whole three realms knows my name, and who dare not give it to me?" How about me?"

"Now that you have asked me to be a mortal apprentice, and the news has spread, how will I lead my younger brother and establish prestige in the future?"

"I, Monkey King, don't want to lose face?"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×99"

Avalokitesvara looked at Sun Hao's serious bragging, then he was in a bad mood, you bragging, aren't you afraid of leaking?

If it weren't for our Lingshan spending money to hire actors, they would have beaten you to death two hundred times, just for being as cheap as you.

This is true, if Heavenly Court does not act, even if Sun Hao has a golden finger, he will not be able to grow up. He was beaten and wiped out as early as the first time he got into trouble.

What a great sage does not exist.

Can…

Guanyin has nothing to do about it.

All she felt was a headache.

ah!Very angry!Damn it!

Shameless grandson thief.

Not Bilian Sun Wukong.

Add money to the Great Holy Spirit Akashi Monkey.

the other side.

In the Tushita Palace, the Jade Emperor and Laojun sat drinking tea and said leisurely: "After so many days, this Poor Monkey did not disappoint, it created a problem for Guanyin, ha ha. "

"I thought I'd have to wait for Tang Sanzang to arrive, who knew there would be problems just after the full moon."

Laojun chuckled lightly and said: "What he said is not completely nonsense. With the monkey head's current ability, it is impossible for others to suppress him except us."

"If Tathagata wants him to worship Tang Sanzang as his teacher, I'm afraid it will be quite difficult. He must not be convinced..."

The Jade Emperor showed an intriguing smile and said:

"There is a play to watch."