Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Sun Hao suddenly said again:

"Then what, do you want to come in and talk?"

"I didn't see clearly just now, oh no, I didn't hear clearly just now, maybe if you come in for a chat again, I will change my mind and maybe go out."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×99"

That Guanyin was also very angry. She had dealt with Sun Hao a lot, so why didn't she know that this dead monkey was a pervert?

Fortunately, I ran fast just now, otherwise I would have fallen into the trap of this dead monkey.

Guanyin said angrily:

"Dead monkey, get out if you have the ability."

Inside the gossip furnace.

When Sun Hao heard Guanyin's words, he also sneered in his heart.

go out?

Are you kidding me, can I get out?

Can I see what I want to see when I go out?That must be impossible, since it is impossible, I must not leave my new home!

Sun Hao thought inside, this Guanyin was hesitant outside and dared not come in. If he wanted to see something he wanted to see, he might only irritate her and let her in.

only…

This risk is a bit big.

If she saw what she wanted to see, she might chase after her from Tushi Palace to Penglai East Road.

That rascal!

I'm afraid that the whole Three Realms will chase and kill me.

Not worth it. Not worth it.

Sun Hao thought about it, and stopped talking to her.

Avalokitesvara was outside, but Sun Hao didn't respond, and she was trembling with anger, but she was also very helpless and entangled...

Outside the Tushita Palace.

The Jade Emperor rushed over quietly, he was hiding in the dark, and he was also puzzled.

Laojun told him to watch the show alone, but Laojun Yang Jian and the others were standing outside the palace, and Sun Hao was not here. What kind of show is this?

Could it be that the show hasn't started yet?

The Jade Emperor thought for a while, then hid nearby, and waited quietly with Laojun and the others...

This is not.

Tusita Palace.

Avalokitesvara talked for a long time, but there was no reply from Sun Hao. Finally, he gritted his teeth and decided to go into the Bagua furnace again.

Just like before, I took out a new magic cassock, put it into the jade bottle and took it out again.

Guanyin has entered the gossip furnace again.

inside.

When Sun Hao saw Guanyin coming in again, he struggled in his heart, wishing her to stay, but also wishing her to leave.

Sun Hao said: "Let's go, the flames in this gossip furnace are fierce, and if your clothes are burned out after a while, then... another piece of clothes will be wasted."

"Hmm... Although it's okay to be honest, but clothes are innocent, do you see what I said?"

Sun Hao was really struggling in his heart. Anyway, he was not saying what he meant. He said so in his mouth, but he really didn't think so in his heart.

Guanyin was burning with anger, and said with a dark face:

"Monkey King, come out with me."

Sun Hao shook his head, and politely refused: "No, no, I made a fortune for myself. There will be a bloody disaster today, so it is not suitable to go out."

"Besides, we are not relatives, but you always call me out, so I won't. This is my home, not yours..."

"Dead monkey, don't go too far, you..."

Guanyin is very angry now, she really wants to kill this dead monkey, oh no, it's not a day or two since she wanted to kill Sun Hao.

Sun Hao looked at Avalokitesvara, his inner excitement couldn't be restrained, his expression didn't fluctuate, and he said lightly:

"You... your pants are on fire."

Guanyin frowned when he heard the words, seeing that the cassock was burning from under his feet, he was also very angry...

"Come with me!"

Guanyin rushed to Sun Hao's side in an instant, reached out and grabbed Sun Hao's arm, and was about to fly out of the Eight Diagrams Stove.

How could Sun Hao be willing to throw Guanyin aside with a strong shake, his current pure strength is almost unmatched by anyone.

Avalokitesvara was thrown away by Sun Hao, and she was shocked for a while, how could it be possible?

Why is this monkey so strong?

That can't be helped, although Sun Hao is only the late stage of Taiyi Golden Immortal, but there are tens of billions of Earth Immortals in his body, as well as various blessings of Heavenly Immortals, True Immortals, and Golden Immortals, the defense or power of pure physical body, I am afraid that no one in the Three Realms can compare with him strong.

time stands still...

When Guanyin was thrown away by Sun Hao and was in a daze, she...had missed the last time to go out, and the cassock had been burned.

Quiet, very quiet.

Inside the gossip furnace.

The lonely monkey and the widow meet each other frankly.

The picture is beautiful, beyond description.

The river crab is on top, so you can order as much as you want.

Sun Hao's whole person has become like a pig brother, and he became angry after seeing it dumbfounded, and his nose bleeds involuntarily.

The fire in this gossip furnace is really white!

The fire in this gossip furnace is really big!

The fire in this gossip stove is really good!

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×999"

Chapter 2 and Five I Never Want to See You Again

"To wait for the flowers to bloom..."

"There are also surprises in monkey life."

Sun Hao swallowed heavily, and muttered something in his heart.

however.

Guanyin's mentality really exploded this time.

Although her mentality has been exploding, this time she is like Bodhi who was hanged and beaten by Laojun, like the queen mother whose secret was discovered by Laojun and Jade Emperor, like Li Jing who lost her pagoda. .

It's really broken!

"Sun! Hao!"

"If I don't kill you, I, Avalokitesvara, will not become a Buddha."

A roar came from the gossip furnace, and everyone around the Tushita Palace could hear it.

Seeing the situation, Sun Hao directly interrupted:

"Wait a minute, do you still have the face to say it?"

"Why are you angry? I've always been naked. You've been looking at me for so long. I didn't say anything. Hey... I'm fine at home. You come to my house again and again, ask me to see me, and take advantage of me. Now Are you still willing to say this?"

"Also, our Buddha said that all beings are equal and men and women are equal. You have come to my house again and again to look at me, but I didn't say anything. You didn't listen to my advice and your clothes were burned in my house. You can still blame me." ?”

"It's not the 21st century, so boxing isn't fun..."

Guanyin was a little trembling and cold, and shouted:

"Dead monkey, you are looking for death..."

Ay Ya I gi?

It's no fun if you want to punch like this.

After all, I was in the gossip furnace first, and I was naked all the time. I don't say anything, do you really want to fight me?

That's it!

I can only go your way, leaving you nowhere to go.

Seeing that Sun Hao's face changed, he shouted softly:

"You bastard, shut up!"

"You are a hooligan, a villain, a disciple, deliberately kept entering the gossip furnace, looking at my body, woo woo..."

"I told you not to let you come. You insisted on coming in all the time. I just reminded you that your clothes were on fire and you didn't go out. You did it on purpose...you stinky rascal..."

"Woooo, you are a stinky hooligan, a pedant, a big pervert, a big villain, a big bastard, you... you pay me for my innocence... woo woo woo..."

"Also, I warn you, don't tell anyone what happened today, or I will sue you in front of the Buddha, and I will sue you in front of the Jade Emperor... woo woo..."

"Woooo(┯_┯)..."

"I never want to see you again."

Sun Hao didn't give Guanyin a chance at all, so he went the way of Guanyin, and became a victim and cried! (';;`)

After catching Guanyin, he sprayed wildly, then turned around and ran away.

"I don't want to see you again!!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×999"

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×999"

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×999"

Sun Hao ran away, but Avalokitesvara was stunned in the gossip furnace for a long time, and then she knew something was wrong, so she hurried out and put on a cassock.

After a few breaths...

A roar came from Tusita Palace.

"destroy!"

"I want you, live! No! Like! Die!"

At this time, Guanyin was really going crazy with anger. After shouting, he found that Sun Hao was no longer there, and he put his palm on the gossip stove in anger.

Rumble...

Bagualu, the poor child, was not kicked over by Sun Hao, but was knocked over by Guanyin's palm.

Sun Hao: Throw things when you get angry, huh, woman.

however.

Avalokitesvara suddenly woke up, looking at the collapsed gossip stove, her whole body was not feeling well.

"Here…"

Not only was the gossip stove overturned, but the entire Tushita palace was also in a mess due to her anger...

Guanyin was dumbfounded.

Sun Hao wanted to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, he could do whatever he wanted, but he actually overturned the Eight Diagrams Furnace and turned the Tushi Palace into a mess, how can he explain this to Laojun?