Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"From the immortals...×999"

ah!Fuck!

Laojun was not very angry, but the mentality of the immortals collapsed, and the three corpses jumped up and down, wishing to swallow Sun Hao alive, it was simply too much.

So fucking inappropriate.

The Danyuan Conference, which is similar to the Pantao Conference, is a major gathering in which Laojun refines golden pills and then hosts the Jade Emperor to invite all the immortals from heaven.

It also symbolizes their salaries.

And now Sun Hao ate all the materials for the next alchemy conference, and even took away the plantain fan for the fire, so what will Laojun do in the future for alchemy?

What about everyone's salary?

That is to say.

In the next few years, the Peach Fair and the Pill Yuan Conference will be gone, and the fortunes of the immortals will be cut off.

This guy!

Then everyone is angry now, so there is really no need to act.

Also play a hairy ah!

Go to Huaguo Mountain and kill the demon monkey...

Frankly speaking, Sun Hao directly saved the Xian family who was not good at acting this time, and everyone didn't need to act at all, they all acted in their true colors, shouting angrily:

"Your Majesty, I invite you to fight to capture the monster monkey."

"Your Majesty, I also invite you to fight!"

"And we..."

"Let's go to Huaguo Mountain together, catch the monstrous monkey and tie him up for three days and three nights. We must be severely punished..."

"Beat him alive."

God of Wealth: Don't stop me, I want to fight him one-on-one.

All the Immortals: Single pick a fart, and kill him together.

The Jade Emperor looked at the immortals and declared:

"Tuota Heavenly King obeys the order, I order you to be the Grand Marshal of Subduing Demons, and Nezha to be the Great God of the Santan Haihui."

"Leading the four heavenly kings, 28 mansions, nine celestial stars, 12 yuan chen, five directions, four merits, east and west stars, two gods in the north and south, five mountains and four blasphemy..."

"Take one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals to go down to Huaguo Mountain and set up 18 heavenly nets to capture Monkey King."

All the immortals got the order and replied in unison:

"Sir, obey the order!"

Yang Jian watched everyone go out to order soldiers and go to Huaguo Mountain to capture Sun Hao, so he was a little dazed for a while, why didn't I?

Isn't that right?

Yang Jian asked, "Your Majesty, what about me?"

The Jade Emperor said calmly:

"No rush, you catch the next shift."

Yang Jian:? ? ?

To be honest, Yang Jian was worried even if he didn't go to the Jade Emperor, what if so many people really caught Sun Hao back?

After waiting for Sun Hao for so long, it was hard to see that he was about to start performing, but the Jade Emperor actually... didn't want to be captured by him.

Yang Jian was also helpless, with some anxiety in his heart, he really couldn't help wanting to beat Sun Hao violently.

After waiting for so long, finally saw the time.

I have to go to the next class...

drop!

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999.×9"

In the Water Curtain Cave.

Sun Hao was originally going to practice in closed doors, but the system directly fried the pot, and the negative emotions were simply too much.

Not counting the follow-up additions, but so far the number of new additions has exceeded 800 million.

This, together with the previous accumulation, the total has accumulated to about 6000 million, which can be said to be another powerful magic weapon.

And according to this situation, it won't take long to break through [-] million, so I will add two new magic weapons next, when the time comes...

With the wonderful tree of five treasures plus the fire red lotus of karma, plus two magic treasures, you can transform the three cleans into one qi by yourself, and there will be no problem with the four bodies and one treasure.

hey hey hey...

Sun Hao was sitting there with a lascivious smile when suddenly a group of monkeys flew in and shouted:

"Great... Your Majesty, here we come."

"Heavenly soldiers and generals are coming, let's call people to gather."

"Everyone wake up, the Heavenly Soldiers are coming."

"Brothers, copy the guys!"

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty..."

Chapter 157 Haha Teasing You

for a while.

The monkeys in the Water Curtain Cave, no matter they were sleeping or cultivating, got up and took out their weapons one after another, ready to fight.

Sun Hao also hurriedly got up and walked out, began to order troops and generals, and gave orders:

"Heavenly Court is attacking today, everyone listens carefully, and obeys my orders carefully. Don't act privately, and don't underestimate your opponent."

"Now all of you are divided into four teams, with the Water Curtain Cave as the center, just defend."

"Qingmei, you lead 5000 people to defend the east."

"Bamboo horse, you lead 5000 people to defend the west."

"Datong, you lead 5000 people to defend the south."

"Xiaotong, you lead 5000 people to defend the north."

"Everyone remembers clearly, you only need to defend the Water Curtain Cave from being poisoned, and the victory or defeat of the battle is on my body. You must remember that your own life is the most important thing."

After listening to Sun Hao's words, all the monkeys replied in unison:

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Sun Hao waved his hand and shouted:

"Go out and fight!"

random.

Sun Hao led 2 horses and flew out directly from the Water Curtain Cave. The Huaguo Mountain is now up and down, and it has been surrounded by heavenly soldiers and generals.

On Huaguo Mountain, but see that:

The yellow wind billows to cover the sky, and the purple mist covers the ground.

He only deceived God for the monster monkey, causing the saints to descend from the mundane world.

The four heavenly kings, the five directions reveal the truth:

The four heavenly kings rule in power, and the five parties reveal the truth and adjust the number of soldiers.

Li Tota is the commander of the middle army, and the vanguard of the evil Nezha.

Luo Xing was the first checkpoint, and Ji Duxing followed suit.

The lunar star is full of energy, and the sun star shines clearly.

The five planets tend to be heroes, and the nine stars like to fight the most.

Yuan Chen Xing Ziwu Maoyou, all of them are Dali Tianding.The five pestilences and the five mountains are arranged from east to west, and the six dingliujia are arranged left and right.The four dragon gods are divided into upper and lower levels, and the 28 places are densely layered.Jiao Kang Di Fang is the commander-in-chief, and Kui Lou's stomach is used to churning.The bullfighting girl is dangerous on the walls of the room, all the stars with the tail of the heart are capable, and the ghost of the well, the star Zhang Yizhen, shows her might with a spear and a sword.Stop the clouds and fall the fog to come to the mortal world, set up camp in front of Huaguo Mountain.

Poetry:

The natural monkey king has many changes, stealing pills, stealing wine, Leshanwo.

Just because of disturbing the Pantao Society, one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers were snared.

Sun Hao looked at the little monkey beside him, and said, "Go, bring me old eighth."

After hearing this, the little monkey nodded hurriedly and went back to Shuilian Cave, and then led out a black horse.

That's right!

This is the No. [-] horse that dominated the fear of the immortals.

Lao Ba's secret little hamburger! !

Sun Hao put everyone in charge of guarding the Water Curtain Cave. Wearing a four-piece Dragon Palace suit, he rode directly on Lao Ba, and headed towards the sky above the clouds.

On the clouds.

When the immortals saw Sun Hao coming up on a black horse, they were taken aback for a moment, and then fell asleep in an instant.

I Nima?

Isn't this the one who shit on everyone?

This dead monkey!

This is too fucking disgusting, right?

drop!

"Negative emotions from every fairy world present +999.×9"

if it is possible.

The immortals really want to hack Sun Hao to death now.

Lingxiao Palace.

As soon as the Jade Emperor saw the eighth child, he felt bad all over.

Your uncle's...

You are worthy of being my idol. Before the war started, you came with a wave of mental attacks and insults...

what!Very angry!

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +666."

Here.

Sun Hao rode Lao Ba all the way up to the clouds, faced thousands of troops alone, and shouted mightily:

"I am Sun Hao of Huaguo Mountain, who dares to fight me?"

Seeing Sun Hao talking, with a golden cudgel in one hand and a wonderful tree with five treasures in the other, he was very aggressive...

One man guards the gate, and ten thousand men cannot open it.

drop!

"Negative emotions from every immortal family present +999.×9"

As soon as Nezha saw the old man, he couldn't help but yelled, "Bah!"

"Dead monkey, do you want to be so disgusting? Can you take your horse home first?"

Other people also said one after another:

"Dead monkey, you are disgusting."

"Hurry up and get your horse away, who are you disgusting here?"