My teacher is a bit strong

"I'm familiar with this!"

"Are you familiar?" Huang Zi looked suspicious.

"Cough." Su Anran cleared her throat, "Listen up..."

Su Anran softly hummed an ancient accompaniment with a slightly hurried style, and sang casually: "The green shirt and the crown matchmaker said, invite beautiful women, fall cinnabar, and promise me a big dream of youth; three hundred white clothes wearing heavy armor , and fight, and kill, promise me a gold and iron horse; red clothes and broken swords lead the old horse, leave the old capital, enter the new city, promise me a prosperous life... You say I will be safe for a lifetime, I say success and fame, but in the end A dream of yellow beams."

Huang Zi looked as if he had seen a ghost: "You really know how to do it?!"

"Hey, it's amazing." Su Anran laughed.

Huang Zi didn't want to speak.

But his constipated expression, as if he had eaten a fly, clearly showed his inner thoughts at this time.

"I'll tell you a trick, and you can become a master in an instant."

"There is still a trick?" Huang Zi blinked, but hadn't reacted yet.

"This trick is called the ancient style lyrics formula." Su Anran said.

After all, Huang Zi traveled early and missed many highlights of the rapid development of the Internet.

Back then, on the Internet, there was a talented man who summed up a set of ancient formulas for writing lyrics.

The key words are: cinnabar, the world, killing, people, youth, youth, beauty like flowers, years like water, the end of the song, and so on, which seem to have an ancient artistic conception.

Then, just fill in these words into a few formulas, such as: "XX, XX, XX was XX", or "XXXX, XXXX, it's just a XXXX", or "You say XXXX, I say XXXX , the last but XXXX", "XX, XX, allow me a XXXX" and so on.

The only thing that needs to be remembered is that the same sentence pattern should be used several times to create a high-end and high-grade parallelism; and the other thing is that you must not be logical when filling in lyrics, and don't use conjunctions indiscriminately.Finally, there are vulgar words such as "Shang", which can be used over and over again, even if it is used more than ten times, it doesn't matter.

In this way, an ancient song lyrics with no illness and gorgeous rhetoric was born.

The only thing to do next is to find an awesome composer, compose a tune and it's over.

After listening to Su Anran's words, Huang Zi was completely stunned: "So simple?"

"Yeah, what else do you think?" Su Anran curled her lips, "Okay, don't bother me, just play."

Huang Zi walked out of Su Anran's hut in a daze, and he still hasn't reacted yet.

He has long been quite dissatisfied with the soft-sounding music in Xuanjie. To other monks, it may be a kind of good music that can cultivate and calm the mood, but for Huang Zilai, who has enjoyed the music storm on Earth, It is said that this is really no different from Mimizhiyin.

Of course, he never expected these people to know what popular music was and what real music was.

But there are some things, good is good, bad is bad, no matter how much you brag about it, vulgar things are still vulgar.

This is also the reason why Huang Zi has never been willing to go to Xuanjie gatherings, because listening to the music played by those luthiers, he really wants to die - of course, it will definitely not be his death, Huang Zi is afraid that he can't help but want to die. kill.

Time passed quietly in such days.

No matter how much the outside world cursed Wanshilou, Wanshilou would not respond.

Because Wanshilou discovered that no matter how fiercely these people scolded them, when the second generation of Wanshi jade slips officially went on sale, the soul-condensing plain white jade slips were sold out in an instant!In addition, the second best-selling is actually Daoji-level Brilliant Gold and Jade Slips, followed by Liuguang Silver and Qiyun Red, and the fourth is the same grade of Simple White.

On the contrary, it is the jade slips of the fairyland, no matter what color it is, it cannot be sold, and it is in a state of no one's interest.

After realizing this, Wanshilou immediately adjusted the production line.

In such an atmosphere, "Mysterious Cultivator" quietly went online.

Chapter 233 How the Krypton Gold Sow Was Made

Quietly launched "Mysterious Cultivator" did not cause any sensation, even many people didn't even know there was such a game.

Of course, they may not even have a concept of what a game is.

However, there are still quite a few people who have discovered such a game.

The appearance of the second-generation Wanshiyujian brings more changes than just the addition of a so-called camera or video function.

Compared with the humble scale of the first generation of Wanshiyu Jian, which consisted of three sections after entering, namely, the information section, arbitration section, and forum section provided by Wanshilou, the second generation of Wanshiyu Jian will look magnificent. many.

After entering, it is directly a scene of a palace complex like a fairy palace.

The monk's consciousness can hang out in it, and entering different palaces can also trigger different feedbacks.

For example, if you enter the main hall, it will activate the main business of Wanshilou: the information sales section.

Compared with the troublesome procedures of the first generation of Jade Slips, where monks had to verify their identity before they could view the content of the posts, the procedure of the second generation of Everything Jade Slips was much simpler and clearer.

As long as the monk has pre-stored enough "tokens" in his Wanshi jade slip, he can get instant feedback no matter what information he wants to inquire after entering the main hall. The jade slip is above.

Of course, if the money is not enough, that's okay too.

The second-generation Wanshiyujian has a "customer service system". As long as the monk can provide relevant proof—and it is still in the online mode, then he can obtain overdrafts of different amounts according to credit evaluation and identity.

From a certain point of view, the function of the second-generation Wanshiyu slip launched by Wanshilou is no longer just a "query tool", and it has been endowed with more authority functions by Wanshilou.

In addition to the main hall, the "arbitration" of the apse is also preserved.

The forum is divided according to different block functions.

There are not only the blue tower, the "water building" specially for monks to chat, but also the "academy" which is similar to a study, allowing monks to share stories, and the "martial arts field" which is similar to a martial arts field to share their cultivation experience. And so on and on.

These are the things that the monks were quite shocked after buying the second generation of all things jade slip - because these places that make monks feel more substituting, many of which are not available in the forum of the first generation of all things jade slip Brand new board.

This has also led to the fact that all those who have used the second generation of Wanshiyu slips cannot use the first generation of Wanshiyu slips.

The gap is simply too great.

Yin Chen is also a member of this army of thousands of monks.

He is a disciple of Shenyuan Villa.

Many people thought that Yin Chen was lucky.

Because he didn't need to go through the outer sect competition, he was directly selected by an elder and entered the inner sect by name - most people guessed maliciously that Yin Chen won the favor of the elder who passed on his skills by virtue of his appearance. That's why I was able to enter the gate of Shenyuan Mountain Villa.And because Yin Chen didn't explain this, it intensified the affirmation of most people, and many people even had nothing good to say about him behind his back.

But Yin Chen knew it.

This kind of thing, no matter whether he explains it or not, the result will not change, because people will only believe what they make up in their brains, and they will choose to ignore the facts.

Yin Chen understood this truth at an early age.

Because compared to the handsome man, Yin Chen not only looks a little softer, but his facial features are not tough, and his voice is relatively thin. Even if she was a woman, no one would doubt her.

Such a person, in the eyes of many disciples of the Divine Ape Villa, is simply not suitable for practicing the skills of the Divine Ape Villa.

But facing the pressure brought by countless malice, Yin Chen resisted all of them.

But whether it is easy to live, it is like drinking water.

For his own goals and beliefs, Yin Chen gritted his teeth and persisted - he knew that his talent was not high enough, but he also believed that hard work can make up for one's weakness, so after becoming an inner disciple, he went all the way to catch up. The steps of the man he idolized.

Even though he knew that the gap between them was a natural barrier, he might not be able to catch up with him in his life, but Yin Chen never thought of giving up.

From an ordinary mortal with no talent and no luck, but relying on his own diligence and the terrifying perseverance and ruthlessness that almost does not regard himself as a human being, Fang Jie only spent more than 600 years to squeeze into the top of the list ranks of five.

Therefore, he has also become the idol and belief of many people.

Yin Chen is not the only one, let alone the last.

When Wanshilou came to Shenyuan Mountain Villa to visit, and then presented the second generation Wanshi jade slip, and also slightly mentioned the new functions of this jade slip, Yin Chen immediately paid attention to it.So when the Wan Shi Yu Jian was officially launched, he immediately bought one—not the highest-grade one, but just the soul-condensing simple white, he could still afford a hundred Qi Condensing Pills .

His current cultivation is not bad, he has successfully condensed the mouth, eye, and ear apertures, and the condensing progress of the nose aperture is more than halfway. He estimates that he should be able to condense it within half a year, and then he will be able to hit the brow opening.

The progress of the cultivation base is not slow, but it is not fast either—except for the mouth opening, the average cultivation speed of the other openings is ten months, which is slightly slower than the average genius by about four months, but it can be regarded as the normal cultivation level of the mysterious world .But in fact, Yin Chen is very clear that in order to achieve this speed, he has put in twice or three times as much effort as others, so the five bottles of Qi Condensing Pills that the Zongmen distributes every month are not enough for him at all. use.

But it is also because it is not enough, so he often accepts some sect missions to earn points and exchange them for Qi Condensation Pills for cultivation.

Many disciples of Shenyuan Mountain Villa think that the most stupid behavior of earning points to exchange for Qi Condensation Pill monks is that it is better to save enough points to go to the elders of Chuangong to attend lectures.

But Yin Chen scoffed at this behavior.

A group of people who don't even know how to count.

If the talent is good enough, they would have been favored by the elders of the sect long ago and accepted as the direct heir, so there is no need to eat together.

Therefore, among the inner sect disciples who have not yet been accepted as direct successors, Yin Chen's cultivation can be counted among the top ten, and many inner sect disciples would call Senior Brother Yin when they saw him.Of course, it is also because he is a more pragmatic person who often runs missions to earn points in exchange for Qi Condensation Pills, so even though his cultivation base and strength cannot rank first among the inner disciples, in terms of the savings of Qi Condensation Pills, he It can be called the first.

Even if he bought the Soul-Concentrating Everything Jade Slip, he still has about [-] Condensing Qi Pills left now—he, who is far-sighted, is planning to exchange all the remaining Qi Condensing Pills for Huazhen Pills after he finishes training his nose aperture. In the future, it will be used as a training resource when stepping into the natal realm.

For his own future, Yin Chen has always had quite detailed plans.

As usual, Yin Chen entered the Wanshi Immortal Palace through the second-generation Wanshi jade slip—the current Wanshi forum, because of the sense of substitution and the improvement of the background scale, among the private names of the monks, they all call it Wanshi Asgard.

【Welcome back, it's not me. 】

The number of words like ripples appeared in front of Yin Chen from shallow to deep.

This made Yin Chen feel an unprecedented satisfaction in his heart.

He really likes it here.

And no one will gossip behind his back, and no one will look down on him, and there will even be such a welcome sentence every time he enters here.

The satisfaction in his heart made the corners of Yin Chen's mouth twitch up.

Walking around the main hall and the apse with ease, Yin Chen soon came to the side hall on the left.

There are two paths here.

One is through the water building, and the other is leading to the fighting field.

The Martial Arena is a brand-new section unique to the second-generation All Things Jade Slip. Cultivators who have not used the second-generation All Things Jade Slip cannot enter this section.

After the opening of the second generation of Wanshiyujian, this place has naturally become the second most popular section after the water building.

There is no other reason.

The martial arts arena is a place to share and exchange cultivation experience and experience, and the sub-sections that can be entered here are also different according to different cultivation realms.As if he was only at the Tongqiao Realm, he could only enter the sub-sections corresponding to the Tongqiao Realm and the Shenhai Realm and Qi Gathering Realm sections that extended downward.

Follow usual habits.

After entering the Immortal Palace of Everything, Yin Chen would go to the martial arts arena to have a look, and then go to the water tower to find a few sand sculpture netizens-this word was invented by Su Anran, and it was quickly adopted by the majority of monks It's here - let's have a Zaan-style care - this word was still invented by Su Anran, and it was also adopted by countless monks very quickly, but no one cares what kind of place Zaan is.

When Yin Chen thought of that person named Qin Liangliang, his teeth itch with hatred.

He has fought hundreds of rounds with the opponent in Shuilou, but every time the result is neither the winner nor the loser, and even several times he had to go offline temporarily because he was besieged by a crowd.

This made Yin Chen realize that the person named Qin Liangliang had a much higher status in the water building than himself, so he didn't speak freely in the past few days.Because every time he appears, this person named Qin Liangliang will definitely attack his speech flaws, and as long as he dares to refute or be weird, Qin Liangliang will definitely say, "Make something that people in the world can see." Is the stuff good? Talking about the underworld all day long, and I’m not afraid of attracting ghosts.”

Yin Chen was very angry.

But very helpless.

Walk along the path, he has walked this path many times recently, even if he walks with his eyes closed, he can't go wrong.

But this time, he couldn't help but stop.

Because there was another trail beside the road he was walking on.

This is a path with a somewhat unique artistic conception: the leaves on both sides are blowing with the wind, making a rustling sound, and the sunlight draws mottled light spots on the ground through the gaps in the leaves.Looking along the end of the trail, you can see a looming mountain that seems to be hidden among the clouds.

Yin Chen dared to bet his idol Fang Jie's life that he had never seen this path before.

This is definitely a new project launched by Wanshilou!

He still dared to bet his idol Fang Jie's life!

Without the slightest hesitation, Yin Chen reincarnated and walked towards this path.

And just as he was walking toward the path, smoke began to fill the air.

Immediately afterwards, the surrounding scenery began to change rapidly.

It's as if a person is constantly moving forward, but he seems to have become a possessed spirit, attached to the other person's body.

Ahead, there is a faint light.

A figure rushed out from the path.

Yin Chen couldn't see the other party's face clearly, nor could he see the other party's clothes clearly, it seemed as if a cloud of black mist wrapped around the other party's body, covering his sight.But when Yin Chen exhausted his eyesight and wanted to see more clearly, some strange knowledge suddenly came to his mind.

"Pinch your face? What's that?"

"Oh, it turns out that I can set an appearance according to my preferences...Huh? Can I also set a gender? Then..."

Yin Chen blinked, and a tall and straight figure quickly flashed in his mind.

Soon, the originally blurry figure quickly became clear.

It was a burly and tall man with a muscular body.

It looks a bit like Fang Jie, but if you look closely, you can find more traces belonging to Yin Chen.