I, the queen and the father, start with a deer as a horse

Fang Xiu thought for a while and said: "Your Majesty, can you tell me how "Water Margin" confuses the foolish people, how it lures people into thinking it is evil..."

The little empress looked at Fang Xiu, hesitated for a moment, and said: "After all, I haven't read it. In the past few days, I will take a look and give you an answer."

The voice fell.

There was a moment of silence in the hall.

Then Fang Xiu's voice sounded again.

"Then how does His Majesty plan to deal with the minister?"

When the little empress heard this, she was slightly taken aback, looked at Fang Xiu, saw that there was teasing in his eyes, and felt a little annoyed in her heart, she hummed and said:

"As the man behind the scenes who confuses people's hearts, it is not an exaggeration to parade in the streets!"

Fang Xiu shrugged: "As long as His Majesty is willing, I have no objection."

The little empress bit her red lips, and said angrily, "Who would miss you, a traitor."

Paused.

He said again: "Speaking of which, how do you think I should reply to him?"

Fang Xiu said casually: "Your Majesty just stopped talking. These words are intended to confuse the foolish people and make them think they are evil. In this case, why not ban Dagan Monthly, and put the minister behind the scenes in prison, parade them in the streets, and then send them to Jiaofang manage."

The little empress was startled, and blurted out: "You are a man, what are you sending to the Jiaofang Division?"

"The minister is too lazy. If you send him to the mine, you will die of exhaustion within a few days. When you arrive at the Jiaofang Division, you will still have a way to survive."

Fang Xiu said solemnly: "Furthermore, the minister's piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are all outstanding. When he arrives at the Jiaofang Division, he must be a top oiran. Maybe he will be able to attract a certain powerful lady to redeem himself for the minister... .”

The little empress was stunned for a while, before slowly uttering three words: "Shameless!"

Fang Xiu shrugged, with a look of indifference.

The little empress said again: "Just now you said that your piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are all outstanding, why didn't I know?"

Fang Xiu frowned, and said: "There are still many things your majesty doesn't know, for example, the minister's singing is also very good, do you want to listen to it, your majesty?"

The little empress looked at Fang Xiu suspiciously: "Really?"

Fang Xiudao: "Naturally!"

"Then you sing it to me."

The little empress showed an interested expression.

I have been with Fang Xiu for such a long time.

It was the first time she knew that Fang Xiu could sing.

"Your Majesty asked the minister to sing, and the minister sang. Wouldn't the minister lose face..."

Fang Xiu glanced at the little empress, and said calmly.

[Emotion value +2000]

Hearing this, Wu Mingkong suddenly realized that the traitor was angry with him again!

She took a deep breath, calmed down, and asked, "Then what do you want?"

Fang Xiu thought for a while, and said solemnly:

"I massaged your majesty today, should your majesty reciprocate and give me a massage?"

The little empress was startled, and some images that Shang Gong said involuntarily appeared in her mind.

Shortness of breath for a moment.

In the early morning, the color embryos were ready to go.

Although in the end, she came to her senses and escaped from that place.

But I knew it then.

It is definitely impossible for this color embryo to let herself go so easily.

I just didn't expect it to come so fast...

"That's all, these few days, he has been alone all the time, and he didn't even bring his maid.

"If something really happens from holding back at that time, I will be the one who will be distressed."

"It's a big deal to give him a little sweetness, it's really not good, there is Wan'er..."

For some reason, this idea inexplicably popped up in the little empress' mind.

immediately.

Her pretty face flushed, and she shook her head gently, telling herself not to think wildly.

massage.

It's just a massage...

"Okay! I promise you!"

The little empress took a deep breath, calmed down, stared at Fang Xiu, and said solemnly:

"I made it clear to you in advance that it's okay to let me massage you, but you are not allowed to move around!"

Fang Xiu frowned and said:

"Your Majesty means that I cannot move..."

"His Majesty moving alone?"

Although it does mean that.

But it always sounds kind of weird.

It's an indescribable feeling.

The innocent little empress naturally couldn't understand the ridicule in his words.

He just nodded heavily, and responded solemnly:

"That's right!"

"I move alone!"

"You are not allowed to move!"

A smile appeared between Fang Xiu's eyebrows, he nodded and said: "Okay, I promise Your Majesty."

"Sing it, I'm listening."

The little empress put down the memorial in her hand.

His eyes looked at Fang Xiu, with some expectation in his heart.

I don't know what kind of song he will sing.

but.

Probably also can guess.

It's nothing more than some heroic and magnificent tunes.

Like what, the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man is gone and never returns.

Think so.

I saw Fang Xiu in front of me opened his mouth, and said solemnly:

"Pig...you have two holes in your nose..."

moment.

The little empress opened her mouth wide, looking unbelievable.

This... is this also called a song?

The doggerels hummed by children are much better than this!

and.

The traitor, to himself, sings pig...

Is this intentional?

[Emotion value +5000]

Fang Xiu just sang a few lines.

The little empress showed helplessness, covered her eyes, as if she couldn't bear to look directly at her.

To be honest, the embarrassment in her heart has completely overwhelmed the anger in her now.

Weakly said:

"Prime Minister, even if you want to anger me, you don't have to insult your image like this!"

Hearing this, Fang Xiu's voice stopped abruptly.

I suddenly felt a little regretful.

For [-] emotional points, doing something that doesn't match his image at all seems...probably...maybe...it's really not worth it.

In fact, at first, he didn't feel anything.

The main reason is to see the appearance of the little empress who couldn't bear to look directly at her, and then realized...

It turned out to be so embarrassing...

"Cough cough cough... I was just joking with His Majesty."

For the first time ever...

Fang Xiu's handsome face turned red, feeling embarrassed.

Hearing this, the little empress looked up at Fang Xiu, saw his expression, and suddenly felt...

Fang Xiu like this is actually a little cute?

Although a little embarrassing.

But to be able to do such childish things in front of her.

To some extent, it also shows that Fang Xiu regards her as his closest person in his heart.

after all.

A man with power over the world, only in front of the closest people, will he occasionally show a side that does not conform to his own image...

Think of this.

The little empress suddenly felt warm again, and a smile appeared on her brows unconsciously.

On the surface, he deliberately pretended to be disgusted and said:

"Master Prime Minister, actually... If you have nothing to say, you don't have to say anything."

Does it mean that the truth is not solid?

The corner of Fang Xiu's mouth twitched, speechless.

[Emotion value +5000]

The little empress had to admit it.

Fang Xiu like this is indeed a bit cute.

Whether it is beauty in the eye of the beholder, or the occasional contrast is really cute...

At this moment.

The little empress was indeed very happy and satisfied.

after all.

In the whole world, she is the only one who can see such a prime minister, right?

at last.

She who has always been "different from usual" in front of Fang Xiu also turned around and became the host for a while, which made Fang Xiu reveal her "different from usual" side.

Think about it.