I, the queen and the father, start with a deer as a horse

"By the way, Your Majesty, have you forgotten something?"

The little empress was bewildered, she thought about it carefully, and asked, "What did you forget?"

Fang Xiudao: "The minister's black silk is still on His Majesty's lap, please return it to the minister."

"?"

The little empress was startled for a moment, then opened her eyes wide, breathing quickly, and said angrily:

"You still have to take back the underwear I wore!"

"You are a pervert!"

Fang Xiu shrugged his shoulders, and said indifferently: "I have admitted it before, I am."

[Emotion value +2000]

The little empress blushed and was so angry that she slapped the table and said through gritted teeth:

"Get out!"

Fang Xiu opened his mouth, wanting to say something else.

However, the little empress' eyes were gradually covered with mist.

"That's the underwear I wear, how can you be so frivolous to me..."

"No matter how powerful you are, and you don't take me seriously, you shouldn't be like this. I'm not a prostitute, and you can bully me at will..."

Reading at zero

Fang Xiu regretted seeing her look like she was about to cry.

Women in this era value fame and festivals the most.

It is indeed an unacceptable frivolity to ask for underwear from a girl who has not left the cabinet.

What's more, this young girl is still the Ninth Five-Year Honorable, His Majesty the Emperor.

If you are wrong, you must admit it.

If you are beaten, you must stand at attention.

In all fairness, with the performance of the little empress during this period, it is indeed a bit inappropriate to treat her like this.

Think of this.

Fang Xiu looked at the little empress in front of him, and said in a gentle voice:

"It's the minister who doesn't think carefully and speaks frivolously. If Your Majesty is sad, please punish the minister. I have no complaints."

As soon as this word comes out.

The little empress subconsciously raised her eyes to look at Fang Xiu, and there was a strange look in her eyes.

An inexplicable picture appeared in my mind.

She held a spiked whip in her hand and waved it lightly.

Fang Xiu prostrated himself in front of her, trembling and trembling!

Shout out in a voice full of fear:

"Father, please forgive me!"

Such a picture had appeared a few months ago, but unexpectedly, it is now possible to realize it!

Think of this.

The little empress looked at Fang Xiu, with a touch of excitement in her eyes, she could hardly hold back her inner impulse, and asked Lin Wan'er to look for a whip.

Fortunately.

The inner shame finally defeated the impulse.

She snorted coldly, turned her little head to one side, and said arrogantly:

"I'm too lazy to argue with you!"

Fang Xiu raised his brows and said: "Your Majesty has made up his mind, there is only one chance. After leaving the Hall of Mental Cultivation, it will be too late for His Majesty to punish the minister again."

Hear this.

The little empress's expression became a little weird, she turned her head, looked Fang Xiu up and down, and said hesitantly:

"Why do I think you still have a little expectation?"

"Could it be that you want me to beat you?"

Fang Xiu: "..."

Seeing that he didn't speak, the little empress tsk-tsk said: "I already knew that something was wrong with you, but I didn't expect it, you are really a pervert."

Fang Xiu: "..."

Seeing his deflated appearance, the little empress raised her brows, put the original unhappiness behind her, got a little excited, and chattered endlessly:

"not talking anymore!"

"Guilty!"

"It sure is a pervert!"

"Daji is so pitiful, following a pervert..."

Fang Xiu: "..."

He took a deep breath, calmed down, and said slowly:

"Furthermore, Your Majesty, I'm really going to hit your ass today."

"Bah! How dare you!"

The little empress was angry and spat, but she didn't dare to continue, for fear that Fang Xiuzhen would do so.

Seeing this, Fang Xiu stopped being aggressive.

In the past, he was the one who molested the little empress, but today it is rare for the little empress to moleste him once, so it is as an apology for the previous frivolity.

"It's getting dark, and there are two beauties waiting for me in the minister's house, so I will leave first!"

After speaking, he saluted without stopping, turned and left.

Hear this.

The beautiful faces of Daji and Yang Yuhuan appeared in the mind of the little empress involuntarily.

Immediately afterwards, there was a picture of Fang Xiu hugging left and right.

Immediately, his willow eyebrows were erected, his face showed annoyance, he slapped the table, and cursed:

"Damn traitor!"

[Emotion value +5000]

He even scolded the traitor several times.

The little empress seemed to have thought of something again, looked at Lin Wan'er who was holding back her smile, and said calmly:

"Did you read in the scriptures, did it say that the more someone is beaten and scolded, the more excited and happy they feel?"

Hearing this question, Lin Wan'er was slightly taken aback, her eyes filled with bewilderment.

"Is there such a person in the world? Why does it sound a bit perverted..."

"Wait a minute, isn't your Majesty talking about Fang Xiang?"

"Then again, why does His Majesty pay attention to these strange things..."

At this moment, Lin Wan'er thought a lot, and her expression was slightly complicated.

Seeing this, the little empress said angrily: "Yes, yes, no, no, is it hard to answer?"

Lin Wan'er saw that the little empress looked a little annoyed, and hurriedly replied:

"no!"

"Hmph! It would have been better to say no earlier!"

The little empress turned her head, with a thoughtful expression on her face, and ordered after a while:

"Let Shang Gong come to see me, I have something to ask her."

When Lin Wan'er heard this, she subconsciously glanced at the little empress, her expression became a little weird, but she still responded:

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

............

the other side.

Fang Xiu walked out of the Hall of Mental Cultivation and left the imperial city.

Just passed through Xuandemen, and I haven't walked a few steps.

I saw under the old locust tree between the official office and the household office.

Du Chen'an, Minister of the Ministry of Officials, and Qin Xingyan, Minister of the Ministry of Households, stood there, whispering, not knowing what they were talking about.

"These two old men, if you don't lose your value, go back home quickly, what is there to talk about..."

Fang Xiu looked at the two of them with curiosity in his eyes, thought for a while, and moved closer.

Look closer.

Under the old pagoda tree.

Du Chen'an seemed to have thought of something pleasant, his old face was slightly rosy.

Quite excitedly said:

"Old Qin! Just do as the old man says, and you will never make a mistake!"

With a sad face, Qin Xingyan raised his eyes to look at Du Chen'an, sighed leisurely, and said, "I always feel that your method is not reliable."

Du Chen'an frowned, and said loudly: "This old man has 21 sons and 97 grandchildren!"

"The old man watched each of them grow up, and each of them was educated by the old man himself! Doesn't the old man know better than you how to teach disobedient offspring?"

Qin Xingyan squinted at Du Chen'an, and said angrily:

"You also beat your 21 sons until they fainted?"

Seeing his eyes, Du Chen'an showed a slightly proud expression, and said:

"The old man's heirs are very obedient, not like your two sons."

Speaking of which.

Seemingly thinking of something, he raised his voice and shared his parenting experience with Qin Xingyan.

"Know why they obey?"

"It's just one word - hit!"

"If you don't beat him, you won't be successful, if you don't beat him, you won't be successful. The more you beat him, the more he will think of you, and the more obedient he will be!"

"A filial son is born under the stick. If you don't beat him, where can you get filial piety?"

"The old man's 21 sons were all beaten by the old man with a stick!"

"When the old man was young, he was still in the Ministry of Rites. His life was more leisurely than it is now. Apart from reading, he only did one thing every day! Hit the children!"

"I fight in the morning, at noon, in the evening, and at night!"

"Fight if you're happy, or if you're unhappy!"

"When you encounter happy events, you must fight! When you encounter injustice, you must fight!"

"Hit him if he is obedient, and hit him if he is disobedient!"

"Three small fights a day! One big fight every three days!"

"After persisting in this way for more than ten years, I finally made my sons Jinshi!"

"If the old man hadn't broken a few sticks, with their elm heads, would they have been admitted to Jinshi?"

"Joke! It would be nice to win a Juren!"