Back in 2002 as a doctor

Shen Lang doesn't know how to be blessed when he is blessed, even the promising clinical vice president of his local hospital envies him to the point of drooling, but Shen Lang doesn't know it.

Stupid people have foolish blessings. If you hug Zhou Congwen's thigh, let alone write novels, you will be the dean... If the dean doesn't do it, he won't do it, there is no pity.

It's a pity that Zhou Congwen seems to be gentle with him, and he doesn't even care about money. In fact, Xiao Kai understands that he just gets what he needs.

Zhou Congwen was really kind to Shen Lang.

"When I was in school, I talked about this with my buddies in the same dorm. The second brother in our dorm is more gossip. Shen Lang, you are far from enough." Zhou Congwen laughed.

Shen Lang was not convinced, and when it comes to gossip, who is better than himself.

"Look, when you talk about biting your tongue and committing suicide, you only think about all kinds of stories, right?"

"Then what else can you think about?"

"The second brother in our dormitory started to experiment. He bought a raw tongue, which is a pig's tongue. After coming back and washing it, he is going to bite it."

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Everyone is numb.

This isn't gossip, it's sick.

Zhou Congwen seemed to know what everyone was thinking, and he smiled, "We must have an attitude towards science. If some things are just guesses, the facts may deviate greatly from the final conclusion."

"What happened later?" Shen Lang asked.

"The bite force of human is very weak. According to the data of foreign experiments, the bite force of human is about 100 pounds. The bite force of African lion is 1130 pounds, that of spotted hyena is 1000 pounds, and that of Nile crocodile is 5000 pounds. "

"That much difference?"

"Of course, not to mention these big guys, the bite force of the purple and blue macaw reaches 165 pounds."

"!!!"

Humans are so weak, their bite force is even inferior to that of birds, it turned out to be like this.

"So my second brother bought mouth strips, cleaned them and began to bite. The front teeth can't bite at all, which is the level of broken skin. Bite with the back molars, exert the maximum bite force, can bite through two layers, and see the muscle layer .But there is still a long way to go before biting your tongue to kill yourself, chewing the root of your tongue."

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Really idle, Xiao Kai thought to himself.

And put the raw pig tongue in your mouth to bite, no matter how it sounds, it is not serious, and it is a bit disgusting.

"This is biting a pig's tongue. If you change your own, your own fear will superimpose your self-protection mechanism. Except for some people with firm beliefs who want to die wholeheartedly, it will be impossible. Ordinary people are ordinary people, so don't fantasize about it." Bite your tongue and kill yourself."

"And the tongue that can normally be bitten is only the front 1/3, at most the front 2/3, and the large blood vessels such as the lingual vein are all behind, so you can't bite, don't waste your energy."

"Congwen, is the second brother in your bedroom mentally healthy?" Shen Lang murmured.

"It's okay, there is a little problem." Zhou Congwen smiled, "But he is willing to get to the bottom of everything, and there are no other problems."

"Your life is really colorful." Xiao Kai said.

"What is Dean Xiao going to do when he goes back?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"Go back and persuade me." Xiao Kai didn't have too many or good solutions for this, "There are so few doctors in the pediatric department, first draw a big cake, and then talk to the dean to see if it can be given to the pediatric department. The doctor will add a little bonus. But even if it is added, it will only cost a hundred or ten dollars a month."

"Just like this, everyone in the courtyard thinks it's unfair. I don't know how many moths will be caused."

"Don't worry about unevenness, Dean Xiao has worked hard." Zhou Congwen said seriously.

"Professor Zhou, look at what you said." Xiao Kai said, "It's the same thing whether it's hard work or not. Since I'm the vice president in charge of the clinic, I always do something practical within my ability."

"Ah."

"Actually, I've been working here for a while, and I'm a little tired of being the dean." Xiao Kai looked at Zhou Congwen calmly.

"If you want, you can come to me and become an official member of the medical team." Zhou Congwen took over Xiao Kai's words and said directly.

"..." Xiao Kai thought that he was important, but he never thought that Zhou Congwen would invite him directly in front of everyone.

I just wanted to see Zhou Congwen's attitude, but I didn't expect such a big reaction.

Yes, although Zhou Congwen's words were very light, Xiao Kai understood that this was an invitation.

After Xiao Kai received the unambiguous news, instead of being excited, he suddenly became dazed.

I was still thinking about being able to come to Zhou Congwen Medical Group, the position of deputy director of Baishui Central Hospital can be said to not be taken.

But once Zhou Congwen sent out the invitation, he immediately became entangled.

He still has a chance to become the chief dean, and Xiao Kai knows exactly how much a great dean earns in a year.

Social status and high income seem to make life perfect.

And Zhou Congwen's medical team...

"Let's eat. Dean Xiao must be careful when he drives late at night when he returns." Zhou Congwen seemed to have just said a very ordinary sentence casually, but he forgot it in a blink of an eye.

Chapter 0933 kill the monkey

"Dean Xiao wants to go back?" Peng Yiming didn't know that something happened in the central hospital, so she asked suspiciously.

"Yeah." Xiao Kai briefly talked about what happened at home.

"I'll go back and talk to the dean to see if we can increase the salary of the following pediatricians. This year's graduates... also try to pay less attention to pediatrics and emergency departments." Xiao Kai said, "I'm bullying young people. I don’t understand, one by one is counted as one.”

This is indeed bullying young people who don't understand, and Zhou Congwen has no better way, because he is a typical person who doesn't want to do pediatrics or emergency medicine.

"Professor Zhou." Peng Yiming didn't want to get involved in this matter either, she looked at Zhou Congwen with a smile and said, "Send me away, what's the matter?"

"You are a girl, don't listen."

"Tch, isn't it just the crap that you guys often drive, so there's nothing you can't say." Peng Yiming said contemptuously.

"Hehe." Zhou Congwen smiled dryly, "Yiming, let me tell you."

Hearing what Zhou Congwen said, Shen Lang was startled suddenly, Zhou Congwen was going to talk about things like Guanguangou, he was really a fucking hooligan.

"It has something to do with our cardiothoracic surgery department, listen carefully," Zhou Congwen said.

Peng Yiming regained his energy immediately, and listened to Zhou Congwen with his ears up.

"Once I went to Emei, the administrator told me not to feed the monkeys casually.

He also said that there was a monkey with a nut in his hand, and every time he ate it, he put it in the anus behind his back to gesture.It was because I couldn’t come out after eating something fed by a tourist, it was very painful, so..."

As he spoke, Zhou Congwen stopped.

What a stinky hooligan, the stalk of shit and fart came as soon as it was said, and the two times were completely different, with a new pattern, Shen Lang sighed in his heart.

And looking at Zhou Congwen's serious expression, if it wasn't for the fact that there are two men and one woman has a medical name, Shen Lang felt that he would be deceived too.

"What's wrong with this? Is it to condemn tourists who feed wild animals indiscriminately? It has nothing to do with our cardiothoracic surgery department." Peng Yiming felt that what Zhou Congwen said was boring, and thought that the speed of the car was flying.

My ears were erected like antennae, and I transformed into Shen Lang, and ended up listening to this for myself?

"Yiming, to put it bluntly, your basic skills are not solid." Zhou Congwen said.

"Uh, what do you say?" Peng Yiming was a little unconvinced, but since Zhou Congwen said it, she didn't dare to refute it.

"Yiming." Xiao Kai laughed, "This story is indeed related to our cardiothoracic surgery department.

The physiological structure of monkeys is similar to that of humans. I don’t understand monkeys, so let’s just talk about humans.

There are three physiological strictures in the esophagus:

The first stricture is located at the beginning of the esophagus, where it meets the pharynx, about 15 cm from the central incisor.

The second stricture was located at the intersection of the esophagus and the left main bronchus, approximately 25 cm from the central incisor.

The third stricture is located at the esophageal hiatus where the esophagus passes through the diaphragm, approximately 40 cm from the central incisor. "

"So it is!" Peng Yiming thought of the answer, "The first physiological narrowing is the narrowest, and the elasticity of the esophagus is much weaker than that of the intestinal tract. If you can eat it, you can basically come out. Unless... in Stomach formation in the stomach or something."

"That's right." Zhou Congwen said, "So, the local administrators are just joking, for fear that tourists will be hurt if they feed the monkeys."

"Injury? This is a bit too much." Peng Yiming was puzzled, "If it hurts, the monkey will be hurt."

"You look down on monkeys too much. A few years ago, my classmate in Huaxi said that Mount Emei has formed an extremely bad trend because of monkeys doing evil, robbing tourists, and hurting tourists."

"..."

Everyone was speechless.

Are the monkeys in Emei so fierce?

"The administrators arrested the two monkey kings, and then held a public trial meeting. Others killed the chickens for the monkeys to watch. In Mount Emei, which is the most troublesome place, the monkey kings are held for public trial, and the monkeys are killed for the monkeys to watch."

"Shot?" Shen Lang asked.

"Well, shot. It is said that at least double digits of tourists were injured that year, and female tourists were harassed. Monkeys...are almost like people." Zhou Congwen said.

This is the first time everyone has heard of this, especially Shen Lang, his eyes are shining and he is asking questions.

I was especially interested in the public trial of the Monkey King by the management personnel of Mount Emei, and I asked a lot about it.

Zhou Congwen didn't witness it with his own eyes, but he still knows a lot of related gossip.

Especially when he went there more than ten years after his last life, the monkeys all over the mountains and plains are still vivid in his memory.

"It's not absolute about eating." Zhou Congwen said after a few gossips, "I met a patient who swallowed a screwdriver raw in the Third Hospital of Jianghai City, and Li Ran knew him."

Li Ran nodded.

"Screwdriver! What happened next?" Peng Yiming was surprised.

"It was delivered with leeks and Flammulina velutipes." Zhou Congwen said, "The patient's luck is better."

Peng Yiming was obviously more interested in this gossip, and she asked Zhou Congwen a lot.

Xiao Kai had something on his mind, and his food was not delicious. Zhou Congwen saw that although he was talking and laughing, he was a little absent-minded.

Driving back to Baishui City, Zhou Congwen told Xiao Kai to be slow.

Along the way, Xiao Kai was restless, Zhou Congwen's invitation kept ringing in his ears.

The vice president of the city-level hospital and the general doctor of Zhou Congwen's medical team, or the professor leading the 912 team.Which of the two is more important, Xiao Kai hesitated.

To be honest, Xiao Kai is still the kind of person with ideals and ambitions.

Once many clinical directors go to the institution, except for controlling the department in terms of personnel and financial rights, and taking the position of a major director to share the money, they will not perform any surgery or care about anything.

Although Xiao Kai passed the assistant dean and is now the deputy dean in charge of the clinic, he still maintains the habit of performing 1-2 major surgeries per week.

Deep in his heart, he always felt that being the dean and leaving the clinic was against his original intention.

But the vice president...it's so fragrant.

I still remember that after Xiao Kai came to the hospital, there was a group of buddies. Everyone played basketball and billiards after get off work every day, enjoying themselves happily.

They have met regularly for many years.

Although they are all in the same hospital, they are both busy, especially after having a family, a baby, and a career, the opportunity to play together becomes extremely precious. It is difficult to guarantee 2-3 gatherings every year.

When Xiao Kai became the director of the department, the main position was inadvertently left to him, which Xiao Kai knew very well.

After he became the assistant to the dean, the focus of everyone's gathering every year was on Xiao Kai.

When he had his first meeting after becoming the deputy dean, Xiao Kai came ten minutes late because of the opening week meeting.When he walked into the private room, some of the buddies who used to play together stood up, but some still sat down because of face, and!Someone actually applauded.

Xiao Kai was very useful at the time.

Although most of this group of people are not promising, but they have enough qualifications, it is reasonable to promote them by themselves, but it is a bit too much to applaud and welcome them.

Chapter 0934 Ladder to the Sky

The social status of the vice president has been significantly improved. In ancient terms, the department level and below are all petty officials, while the vice president and later belong to the deputy division level and all belong to officials.

Although he is only the lowest-level official, there are many compliments, flattery, and flattery from the people around him, and Xiao Kai enjoys it quite a lot.

And what about Zhou Congwen's medical team?

He worked day and night and earned a lot of money, but not more than the vice president.

For Xiao Kai, one is ideal and the other is life.

Which is more important, the pressure of life or the dignity of life?