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"Consultant Zhang, can I start?"

A researcher named Sam came over. He was a little fat and half a head shorter than Zhang Jue.

There is no problem with Zhang Jue's shorthand ability. He can't forget such two pieces of paper even after glancing at them for two hours.

"Okay, you can start."

Sam nodded, and then came to the fireplace that was already burning.

Zhang Jue saw that he first sprinkled some powder into the fireplace—it should be a mixture of bone powder from male red foxes, adult male lions, and fin whales.

Then he tossed in another photo—a “personal item of strong sentimental value.”

Finally, Sam lit three black feathers.

After he finished these three things, the fireplace suddenly filled with smoke.

An ethereal voice came from inside.

"There are rules in this forest."

Sam replied: "There are many narrations in the world."

The voice said again: "If it is violated?"

Sam replied again: "I pay the price."

This is what Morris said, and the answer varies according to the situation of the brothers in the family.

After Sam finished answering, the smoke in the fireplace gradually cleared, and a ladder hung down from it.

At this moment, the fire was still burning, but Sam had no fear at all. He stooped into the fireplace and climbed up the ladder.

The fire in the fireplace, fierce as it was, did not hurt him at all.

After Sam went up, the fireplace was once again shrouded in smoke.

"Consultant Zhang, it's your turn."

Morris handed the bone meal mixture and three black feathers to Zhang Jue. As for the "personal items with strong sentimental value", he reminded Zhang Jue to prepare them last night.

Zhang Jue came to the fireplace with his things.

The first is to sprinkle the bone meal.

The flames turned out dazzling flowers.

Then, in full view, he pulled out a plastic bag that appeared to contain a piece of used toilet paper - which he threw in.

The three present, Downey, Morris, and Ning Suiyu were all stunned.

They couldn't figure out why a piece of used toilet paper would have a strong emotional value to Zhang Jue.

But no matter what, as long as the fireplace approves.

Zhang Jue threw the three black feathers into the fire, and there was an ethereal sound in the fireplace as usual.

"what do you want?"

This is a question used for the youngest or only child in the family.

Zhang Jue immediately said according to the answer recorded in the document: "Walking through the woods."

"Watch what you say and do."

"Please let me pass."

After these few words were finished, the fireplace slowly expanded, and a ladder also hung down from above.

Yep, that should count as a success.

Zhang Jue turned around, clasped his fists at the three of them, and walked into the fireplace.

After he climbed up the ladder, the fireplace returned to normal again.

The remaining three people each took a chair and sat in the room, waiting for the return of the two people.

Zhang Jue climbed up the ladder and found that the walls on both sides became narrower and narrower.

It's like climbing a chimney.

Soon, there was a bright light from above, and he climbed to the exit.

There was a rope hanging down at the exit, Zhang Jue pulled it hard, and with the help of the reaction force, he jumped out.

It was sunny outside, but it was not the roof of that villa, and the exit turned out to be an abandoned ancient well.

As far as the eye can see, there are strangely shaped plants all around.

Obviously, he has successfully entered that 'strange and mysterious forest'.

Next, it's time for him to show his talents.

……

I saw that some friends in the group said why two changes and one change, in fact, the number of words is not small, and they are just posted together.

Chapter 324 First Exploration Record

"Consultant Zhang, you are here." Sam walked over from the side.

"Have you been waiting for a long time?" Zhang Jue remembered that the time interval between him and Sam climbing up would not exceed a few minutes at most.

Sam nodded: "In this 'forest where abnormal people live', the flow of time is different from the outside world, sometimes fast and sometimes slow."

"I see." Zhang Jue nodded, "Then let's go now."

At this moment, there is only a path in front of Zhang Jue and Sam, winding forward.

Because in this "strange forest that cannot be named repeatedly", all creatures, buildings, and landmarks cannot be named with the same name, so this road will not work either.

According to the exploration experience of the predecessors, they must move forward along this "road that cannot be named repeatedly".

In this 'extra-dimensional anomalous forest', time and space are chaotic, so it is impossible to draw a map, and the scenery on both sides of the path changes from time to time, so it does not mean that you can go wherever you want, and you can find whomever you want Who, a large part may depend on luck.

Yu Hongbo encountered that "insidious, cunning and shameless kobold" three times in a row, and he didn't know whether he was lucky or not.

The only thing that is certain is that the end of the 'main road' is also a dry well. As for whether it is the same as the one they came from, it is not known.

Once at the end, they must return from the wellhead to the real world and start all over again.

Zhang Jue saw Sam take out a tape recorder from his backpack and turn it on. It should be to record the exploration process of the two.

"Why not use a camera?" Zhang Jue asked.

"Because there is a space anomaly in 'this terrifying forest', according to the latest requirements of the Foundation, no video recordings are allowed, only audio recordings are allowed."

"I see." Zhang Jue nodded, "Are you ready, let's go!"

……

The following content is excerpted from the first exploration record of "the self-proclaimed most handsome consultant in the whole administration" and "the chubby classmate known as Hanhan" to the "forest where you need to speak carefully", with some abridgements.

……

The two were walking on the "path of no return", and the "self-proclaimed handsome consultant Zhang" took out a bag of melon seeds from nowhere.

Consultant Zhang: 'Student Xiaopang', would you like to have a little?

Researcher Sam: Uh, that...

Consultant Zhang: You can call me 'Consultant Zhang who loves flowers and sees flowers blooming, personable, dignified, and invincible in the universe.

Researcher Sam: Uh, well, 'Everyone sees...flowers...invincible...Consultant Qiankun Zhang', according to Section 4000 of the Authority's 1-SEP-1.02 protocol, we are not allowed to eat anything other than the rations in the exploration pack any food.

Consultant Zhang: Is there such a thing?

Researcher Sam: Um, yes.

Consultant Zhang: Alright, I'll pay attention next time - bah, why is there such a bitterness.

Researcher Sam: ...

Consultant Zhang: 'Student Hanhan Xiaopang', I heard from your 'straight male supervisor' that you have ever been to this 'forest where people are very easy to tie their tongues'?

Researcher Sam: Yes, a few times.

Consultant Zhang: Did you encounter anything special?

Researcher Sam: Compared with the 'missing researcher surnamed Yu', I may have been lucky and not have encountered any bad things.

Consultant Zhang: Have you ever encountered those strange animals?

Researcher Sam: Yes, I had dinner with a merman once.

'Consultant Zhang who claims to be very handsome' took out a pen and paper from his backpack and drew a huge fish head with a pair of human legs underneath.

Consultant Zhang: So?

Researcher Sam: Yes.

Consultant Zhang: Does it really look like this?I'm just kidding.

Researcher Sam: Uh… I'm not kidding.

……

The two walked on the "winding and winding" path for half an hour, neither saw any animal entities, nor encountered any buildings, as far as they could see, they were all forests.

Consultant Zhang: It's so boring, 'cute chubby classmate', let's sing a song and listen.

Researcher Sam: Um, sorry, I'm tone deaf.

Consultant Zhang: What you said, it seems that I have all five notes. Didn’t you come in before? Why are you still so nervous? Relax, I’m not nervous.

Researcher Sam: Uh... no comparison to you.

Consultant Zhang, who claimed to be the most handsome in the entire administration, cleared his throat and began to sing.

Consultant Zhang: Which one in Shandandan is blooming~ Hong Yanyan——If the sea can take away my sorrow, let him drift away with the wind~~~~cough cough cough——

Researcher Sam: Um, are you alright?

Consultant Zhang (covering his forehead): It’s okay, I’m a little hypoxic——while my grandfather is in a good mood, I’ll give you something that the TV station doesn’t allow.

Researcher Sam: ? ? ?

Consultant Zhang: The song is about the red sun rolling down the western slope~ The young couple sat on the kang and touched the eighteenth~

Researcher Sam: ? ? ?

Consultant Zhang: This is the Northeast version. It has a bit of an accent. You may not be used to it. Let me give you a taste of the Jingzhou version. The feet relieve the heart, scold it, long, thump, choke, choke, choke, stretch out your hand, touch it, the side of my sister's hair, my sister's hair is full of sweet-scented osmanthus, scold me, choke, choke, choke~

Researcher Sam: What's the 'grace...what Tangtang...Consultant Zhang', I'm recording the sound...

Consultant Zhang: Ah, it doesn’t matter. I’ll discuss the issue of publishing with the administration later on. If the administration pays, I’ll also pay. When the time comes, I’ll return all the money, and the money I earn will be divided into [-]-[-]%——

Researcher Sam: ...

【DATA EXPUNGED】

A "Roc bird as tall as a man" stood in the middle of the "small dirt road", blocking the way of the two of them.

"Good morning, two travelers."

'Consultant Zhang who claims to be the most handsome in the world' took the lead to stand in the front.

[According to Section 4000 of the 2-SEP-2.06 agreement, if you encounter a local entity, you need to address or refer to him/her/it by appearance. 】

Consultant Zhang: Good afternoon, handsome Dao.

'Pathblocker' spreads its wings slightly.

"Quack, I'm not called the handsome eagle, you can call me Gibson."

Consultant Zhang: What Pusen?

"Gibson"

Consultant Zhang: What Sen?