super god pawnshop

Niu Xiangxiang woke up, her eyes were dim, and she said aggrievedly, "Brother Monkey, what are you doing?"

Yang Xie looked at Niu Xiangxiang who was bound by the binding rope, and said with an evil smile: "My little Xiangxiang, do you know the binding game?"

Binding Xiansuo comes from the Taoist priest who tied Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West.

"Bundle game?" Niu Xiangxiang was stunned for a while, as if very excited, "So Brother Monkey didn't want to... Well, Brother Monkey, then what is a bonded game?"

"The bondage game is a very fun bed game between men and women. Of course, there are also games between men and women." Yang Xie said viciously.

Hearing this, Niu Xiangxiang's heart beat faster: "Brother Monkey, then we also want to play this bed bondage game, right?"

"Of course!" Yang Xie said, and complained in his heart: "Damn, Niu Xiangxiang is so easy to deceive. Are men and women in love mentally retarded?"

"Brother Monkey, you must be gentle. Of course, it's okay to stimulate it occasionally." Niu Xiangxiang said tenderly, with spring in his eyes.

"Hey, don't worry, brother monkey will be very gentle to you, and sometimes rough stimulation. But before that, brother monkey asked you, are you willing to be brother monkey's slave?" Yang Xie fooled Niu Xiangxiang.

"Ah, Brother Monkey, do you want to play the game where the slave owner molested the slaves? This is too exciting." Niu Xiangxiang was obviously very excited, and his expression was saying, "Brother Monkey, hurry up and ravage others. He is your little slave!"

"Uh..." Yang Xie stared at Niu Xiangxiang whose eyes were full of spring, feeling that it wasn't that he was evil, but that Niu Xiangxiang was even more evil than him, "Xiao Xiangxiang, the first step, are you willing to be my slave?"

"Willing, willing! Brother Monkey, let's ravage my family to your heart's content." Niu Xiangxiang swayed her body, feeling a burning sensation all over her body.

"Xiao Xiangxiang, in order to make the game realistic, how about we sign a master-servant contract first?" Yang Xie coaxed.

Niu Xiangxiang said with almond eyes, "Brother Monkey, hurry up. Sign the master-servant contract for me. Xiao Xiangxiang can't wait!"

God.Find a lightning bolt to kill me.

Yang Xie felt completely convinced by Niu Xiangxiang's initiative and IQ, took out the contract and handed it to Niu Xiangxiang.

Niu Xiangxiang said: "Brother Monkey, you are so bad! You don't let him loose. How can he sign a master-servant contract?"

"That's it." Yang Xie thought about it, thinking that Niu Xiangxiang couldn't be so stupid and naive.

"Brother Monkey, hurry up. Untie him." Niu Xiangxiang was so coquettish and ecstatic.

"Untie! Do you want to untie?" Yang Xie asked back, full of anger.

"Brother Monkey, have you entered the game session so quickly? This makes everyone a little bit high!" Niu Xiangxiang twisted her body and said with her legs crossed.

"Take it!" Yang Xie took the bundle of immortal ropes.

Niu Xiangxiang was free, and a trace of heartbreak and anger flashed in her eyes. Suddenly, she reached out and took out a sword from the void: "Stinky monkey, do you really think that Niu Xiangxiang is easy to deceive? Why?"

"I knew Xiao Xiangxiang that you are naughty! There is no reason. Because Brother Hou really wants to play bondage games with you, but you don't trust Brother Hou. Brother Hou is heartbroken." Yang Xie said sadly, beating his chest and feet.

"Smelly monkey, don't think that I, Niu Xiangxiang, don't know about your romantic history. You are famous in the Three Realms for your flirtatious skills. You have an affair with my sister-in-law, Princess Iron Fan." Niu Xiangxiang said.

"Niu Xiangxiang, I wanted to play with you, but I didn't expect you to be so ignorant. Then I will fight with you." Yang Xie put away his smile, and then offered the Ruyi golden cudgel.

"Stinky monkey, you want to hurt others! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Unexpectedly, Niu Xiangxiang squatted down, crying with her head in her arms.

That sad look can melt the heart of any amorous young man in the world. (The so-called passionate son is actually a merciless scumbag)

"Well, Niu Xiangxiang, why bother? You are a cow demon, brother, I'm not interested in you." Seeing that Niu Xiangxiang was crying so hard, Yang Xie couldn't bear to tease him.

Yang Xie also had a whim before, and wanted to tease Niu Xiangxiang, and then subdue Niu Xiangxiang.Unexpectedly, Niu Xiangxiang was so affectionate towards monkeys.

No wonder!

In the original plot, Niu Xiangxiang went crazy for the monkey.But the ending was ridiculous, Niu Xiangxiang fell in love with Sha Wujing.

"What's wrong with the cow demon? Woohoo, you despise him. Aren't you also a monkey demon?" Niu Xiangxiang was heartbroken and burst into tears.

Niu Xiangxiang knew that the monkey had regained his mana, she couldn't fight the monkey, and couldn't force the monkey to marry her.I can only cry, make trouble and hang myself!I heard that the monkey is passionate, and I hope the monkey will change his mind.

"Uh, this question is a bit esoteric! Then let's start with boyfriend and girlfriend." Yang Xie said.

"Boyfriend and boyfriend?" Niu Xiangxiang stopped crying. Seeing hope, she asked doubtfully, "Brother Monkey, are you talking about boyfriend and girlfriend, the kind of couples who marry and breed together before they get married?"

puff!

"Niu Xiangxiang, you..." Yang Xie vomited blood at Niu Xiangxiang's words. Niu Xiangxiang was a goblin, so she knew that the combination was mating, and then sighed: "It's not mating, it's the relationship between male and female friends that develops towards mating!"

"Really? Brother Monkey... I suddenly feel that happiness is coming too fast! Xiangxiang wants to give birth to a little monkey for you." Niu Xiangxiang threw herself into Yang Xie's arms as if she had changed herself.

Uh!

"Niu Xiangxiang, can you stop being so casual? We're just having a serious boyfriend and girlfriend relationship now. Don't let Brother Monkey look down on you, okay?" Yang Xie said with a serious tone and a righteous face.

As if he was a decent person.

"Brother Monkey, Xiangxiang can't help it!" Niu Xiangxiang pulled away from her body and said shyly.

"Ahem! Niu Xiangxiang, in fact, brother monkey has a lot of opinions on your eldest brother, the demon king Niu." Yang Xie said suddenly.

"Well, brother monkey, you stole my sister-in-law. My elder brother has something to say about you. So brother monkey, can you stop making trouble?" Niu Xiangxiang didn't want her beloved man to become an enemy with her own elder brother.

"Xiangxiang, don't you want to go crazy for love?" Yang Xie urged.

"Brother Monkey, how can you be considered crazy?" Niu Xiangxiang frowned.

"Stole your elder brother's magic weapon to mix with the iron rod!" Yang Xie continued to instigate.

"Steal my big brother Bull Demon King's bullshit iron stick?" Niu Xiangxiang widened her eyes that were shining with spring water, not daring to believe it.

"Yes, I stole the magic weapon of your big brother, the Bull Demon King, and mix it with an iron rod! Let Brother Monkey understand that your love for Brother Monkey is deeper than the sea, and closer than kissing my own brother!" Yang Xie flickered heartily.

Under his heart, Yang Xie complained: "If this is the case, brother is convinced of Niu Xiangxiang's loyalty and infatuation for love. But it's impossible. In the plot of "A Chinese Journey to the West", didn't Niu Xiangxiang also fall in love with Sha at the end? Enlightenment is clear."

Unexpectedly, Niu Xiangxiang said resolutely: "Okay! As long as it doesn't hurt my elder brother Niu Demon King, I am willing to go crazy for love! Brother Monkey, wait for my good news."

"Xiangxiang..." Yang Xie stopped Niu Xiangxiang who was about to leave.

Niu Xiangxiang looked back and smiled, "Brother Monkey, is there anything else?"

"My avatar will be dating your sister-in-law tonight. If you bump into it, don't get excited and angry. It's all to deceive your sister-in-law. You also know that the reason why your big brother Bull Demon King doesn't like your sister-in-law is because of you My sister-in-law is a shrew. I don't like a woman like that, Brother Monkey either." Yang Xie's deceptive skill has reached the point of perfection.

Is it really okay to deceive a woman like this?

Is Yang Xie too despicable and shameless?

But for Yang Xie, he is teaching Niu Xiangxiang that "love is not what you want, you can have it if you want it".

If you don't deal with Niu Xiangxiang, then Niu Xiangxiang will have to deal with Supreme Treasure.By doing this, Yang Xie can be regarded as getting rid of Niu Xiangxiang's ticking time bomb in advance.

Moreover, if you don't look on your face and don't disturb the Bull Demon King, it can be regarded as a war without gunpowder.

Under the moonlight, on the rocky cliff of the back mountain.

Supreme Treasure was in a disturbed mood, so he made up his mind, spread his hands and said, "Madam Niu, it's getting hot, can I borrow a plantain fan?"

"Smelly monkey, look at how anxious you are! Before, you said that you were hot, so you started taking off other people's clothes." Unexpectedly, Princess Iron Fan said shyly.

Chapter 898 Wukong returns, scrambling for deals

"No. I'm a steadfast person, not a casual one. Take out the banana fan and let it cool down first." Supreme Treasure took a step back and said to Princess Iron Fan.

"Supreme treasure, you're broken. It's so romantic to have an affair." Princess Iron Fan glanced at Supreme Treasure flirtatiously, then stuck out her bright red tongue, and held out the banana fan: "Supreme Treasure, the banana fan is an innate spiritual treasure. Take it easy when you use it."

"No problem!" Excited, Supreme Treasure snatched the plantain fan from Princess Iron Fan.

The Supreme Treasure who had just taken the plantain fan suddenly heard a loud roar: "My dear brother, thank you very much!"

The next moment, the plantain fan was snatched away by the Bull Demon King.

"Stinky cow, give me back the plantain fan." Princess Iron Fan said angrily.

"Bitch, how dare you steal a man behind my back! Do you really think that my old cow doesn't know about the adultery between you and the stinky monkey?" The bull devil said angrily, and then, the bull devil held a plantain fan and wanted to wave it: " Smelly monkey, I have tolerated you for a long time. If it weren't for the plantain fan in the hands of the bitch, let smelly monkey greet the bitch for me first, you really think that my old cow is willing to be cuckolded by you. Give it to my old cow to die Bar."

"Brother, wait a minute!" Suddenly, Niu Xiangxiang appeared, and his clone landed beside the Bull Demon King.

"Xiangxiang, why are you here?" The Bull Demon King was taken aback, and asked his sister Niu Xiangxiang.

"Brother, I didn't expect Supreme Treasure to be such a despicable and shameless person, who dared to seduce sister-in-law. Let my sister use a plantain fan to fan Supreme Treasure to the sun. By the way, brother, I will borrow your iron stick by the way." Niu Xiangxiang said.

"Okay, I'm really the big brother's good sister!" The Bull Demon King passed the plantain fan and mixed iron rod to Niu Xiangxiang without thinking too much.

As soon as Niu Xiangxiang got the banana fan and mixed iron rod, she suddenly threw the banana fan into the air: "Monkey, catch it!"

"Xiangxiang, what are you doing?" The Bull Demon King was stunned, why did his sister throw the banana fan and the mixed iron rod into the empty air.Also called a monkey!Even if his sister Niu Xiangxiang wants to help the monkey, isn't the monkey standing opposite?

The next moment, the bull devil blinded his eyes, and a monkey appeared in the air.Just like his virtuous younger brother Sun Wukong, he is also holding the Dinghaishen needle.

"Where is the monster monkey? Give me back the banana fan." The Bull Demon King said directly to the monster monkey, having no time to pay attention to his younger sister Niu Xiangxiang.

"Brother Monkey!" Unexpectedly, Niu Xiangxiang stepped forward, threw herself into Yang Xie's arms, and said to the Bull Demon King, "Brother, Brother Monkey is Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. Don't you think Big Brother knows his good brother?" ?"

"What? You are Sun Wukong, Monkey King! Bullying my old cow is stupid. The real brother is standing with the bitch." Bull Demon King angrily said.

"Brother, the one with the shameless sister-in-law is just a clone of Brother Monkey." Niu Xiangxiang was still kept in the dark, and said to the Bull Demon King.

The Bull Demon King said angrily: "Xiangxiang, you are so stupid and naive! Monster monkey, return the banana fan to me, Lao Niu."

"Ox Demon King, I'm so sorry. The plantain fan belongs to my sister-in-law Princess Iron Fan, how can I, Lao Yang, return it to you." Yang Xie said, and then said to Princess Iron Fan with a surprised expression: "Sister-in-law, can you borrow the plantain fan? I will pay you back then!"

"Teach this dead cow a lesson for me. I'll lend you the plantain fan again." Princess Iron Fan said.

"Well, this is not good. I, Lao Yang, can't get involved in matters between your husband and wife." Yang Xie said roguely, and then said to Supreme Treasure: "Supreme Treasure, I will return this to you."

"Golden hoop...?" Supreme Treasure looked bewildered, puzzled.

"Supreme Treasure, this is the golden hoop you wear on your head. Don't you remember?" Princess Iron Fan reminded Supreme Treasure.

"Can I wear it?" Supreme Treasure glanced at the golden hoop, feeling quite special, and then put the golden hoop on his head.

After a burst of colorful brilliance, Supreme Treasure transformed into a monkey wearing a golden hoop.

"Ah, what a shame! My old grandson is finally back!" Sun Wukong returned, suddenly lost all his demon powers, only retrieved the memory of his previous life from the golden hoop, suddenly looked at another monkey and said: "Stone demon, It was you who took away my old grandson's demonic power. Give me back the magic weapon Dinghaishen needle!"

"Monkey, you have finally turned back into your real body! I still like your current appearance!" Princess Iron Fan threw herself into Monkey King's arms excitedly.

"Sister-in-law, don't you want to do this? My old grandson has lost all his mana now. If you do this, Brother Niu will be angry and kill me." Monkey King said with a hoarse voice and a rich expression.

"Ah, he is Monkey King, what about you, Brother Monkey?" Niu Xiangxiang was completely stunned, and hurriedly got up from Yang Xie's arms, retreating a few steps, worrying about gains and losses.

"Stupid. How could he be my old grandson? My old grandson is here, but that is just a monkey transformed from a stone demon." Monkey King said.

"Sun Wukong, you are finally back! Do you still remember the battle with Guanyin?" Yang Xie did not respond to Niu Xiangxiang's words, but said to Monkey King.

"Of course my old grandson remembers that battle! It's a pity that you and my grandson joined forces, but you couldn't fight against that stinky nun Guanyin." When Sun Wukong thought of being captured by Guanyin that day, he couldn't get rid of his hatred. Then he said: "What is the origin of you, a monkey conceived by a stone fetus?"

"Sun Wukong, how about we make a deal? If you promise to teach me Lao Yang the 72 transformation techniques of Earth Sha, I can give you an indestructible golden body and restore your divine power!" Yang Xie said.

"Hey!" Sun Wukong grinned at Yang Xie, and said, "Stone demon monkey, you took away my grandson's demon power, and you have to shamelessly trade with my grandson. Well, my grandson admits it! 72 changes The art of transformation is passed on to you."

"Wait!" Suddenly, the Bull Demon King shouted.

The Bull Demon King can't let Sun Wukong recover his mana, what will he do if Sun Wukong troubles him?

Immediately, the Bull Demon King said: "Stone demon monkey, my old cow also knows how to transform like a ghost. You return the plantain fan to my old cow, and my old cow will teach you the art of 72 changes."

Equipment: Splendid mountain velvet armor, suede with a pointed foundation, and three-strand lion belt with silk.

Weapons; ancient gods mixed with iron rods

Skills: 72 changes in the number of evil spirits, law of heaven and earth, five-element escapism, primordial spirit out of body, King Kong is not bad, tens of thousands of weapons, three heads and six arms

magic weapon; heaven and earth Xuanpao

Why can't the Bull Demon King beat Monkey King?That's because the practice lies in the individual!

Sun Wukong is a monkey raised by nature, and he was transformed from a piece of divine stone left over from Nuwa's refining stone to mend the sky.In today's terms, it means that he is extremely talented, a genius among geniuses!

Like Erlang God, he also knows the art of transformation like Earth Sha.

"Uh!" Yang Xie was stunned, the Bull Demon King and Monkey King were on the fence.

Sure enough, Sun Wukong said impatiently: "Stinky cow, you are really shameless! That stone demon monkey, my grandson will teach you 72 changes. Reputation comes first, you can't lie to my grandson!"

"Wait!" Yang Xie followed suit.

Chapter 899

"Stone Demon Monkey, you want to change your mind?" Sun Wukong was furious, very ferocious.

"Stone Demon Monkey, I, Lao Niu, traded with you sincerely." The Bull Demon King also said impatiently.

"Bull Demon King, I, Lao Yang, think it would be a good deal to trade with you." Yang Xie suddenly turned to the Bull Demon King.