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Under the surprised gazes of Supreme Treasure and all the Ax Gang members, Chun Sanniang was hijacked into the house by Yang Xie, "Where are you bastards with such despicable methods?!"

"I'm sorry, I didn't expect this to work! You should take your short knife away, right?" Yang Xie lowered his head, and his eyes fell on the dagger that was touching his lower abdomen.

"Girl, you are still a little tender for sneak attack! How about we take back the sharp weapon in our hands together?" Chun Sanniang also lowered her head, and glanced at the dagger that was pressed against her abdomen.

In a word, both Yang Xie and Chun Sanniang are the best among despicable villains.

"Okay!" Yang Xie nodded seriously.

"I count one, two, three..." Chun Thirty Niang said.

"Get ready...one two three..."

When the card was in place, Yang Xie and Chun Sanniang jumped back one after another, two meters away from each other. (room space is limited)

"You're trustworthy!" Chun Sanniang looked down at her abdomen, but there was no injury.

"You're so despicable!" Yang Xie looked down at his abdomen, which was covered in blood.

And Chun Sanniang's dagger was indeed stained with blood.

"Stinky man, no one has ever threatened me, Chunsanniang, you are the No.1 in history!" Chunsanniang said unhappily, followed her buttocks up, and stuck her buttocks on the bench with a variety of amorous gestures .

"Hehehe...is that so?" Suddenly, Yang Xie smiled wickedly.

Have no idea.Entering the nonsensical world of "A Chinese Journey to the West", if you are not nonsensical, if you don't exaggerate your expressions, others will think you are abnormal.

Chapter 888 Let Bai Jingjing Fall In Love With Her

"You used a clone..." Chun Sanniang couldn't sit still, she saw the slut's clone in front of her, when Chun Sanniang was about to stand up, she found that her neck was cold, and a sharp-edged sword was pressed against her.

"Don't move, this is the Xuanyuan Sword, the Ziji Immortal Artifact, it's very sharp." Yang Xie pressed the Xuanyuan Sword on Chunsanniang's neck, threatening.

"Clone, let's go." Yang Xie ordered to his clone.

"Friend Daoist, what a plan!" The avatar cast a wink at Yang Xie, and it seemed that the situation was going to carry the nonsense to the end.

Chun Sanniang's heart was violent, and she tremblingly said: "Little brother's sword, what a magic weapon."

"Chun Sanniang's people are so beautiful." Yang Xie's nose had already sniffed Chun Sanniang's hair.

"How dare you eat my old lady's tofu!" Chun Sanniang's naturally fiery temper suddenly turned tender and said: "Oh, I haven't eaten my old lady's tofu yet. Why don't you eat it. "

"Uh... Chun Sanniang has a good personality, I like it! Why don't you go into the bridal chamber tonight?" Yang Xie threatened Chun Sanniang and said.

"Little brother, how do you want to play? You don't have to wait for tonight, you can do it now." As Chunsanniang said, she was about to turn around, thinking that she had encountered the legendary pervert.

"Don't move, I'm afraid you don't want to be impulsive!" Yang Xie warned Chun Sanniang not to play tricks.

"Hmph, what are you trying to do by kidnapping my old lady?" Chunsanniang said with a jade face when she saw that she was being teased by the other party.

"Do something interesting. For example, I can grant you a wish." Yang Xie said.

"You fulfill my wish? Stop talking nonsense and tell me your purpose." Chunsanniang is not stupid.

"Smart people, I like it!" Yang Xie said, and continued: "Now you are fish and meat and I am swordsman, and you are not qualified to negotiate terms with me. I want you to be my slave, and I will give you the future you want. "

"Don't even think about it!" Chun Sanniang was so angry that the other party was bullying too much, "Well, today I have admitted my failure. Tell me, what kind of future can you give me?"

"You are a spider spirit. You have the power of a demon, but you have no status as a demon. As long as you follow me, I will give you everything you want." Yang Xie said.

"Do you think I'm easy to deceive? My Spring Thirty Mother is a monster, but have you ever seen any monster that has status in the three realms?" Chun Thirty Mother sneered.

Within the Three Realms, the monster race is weak.The monster clan is often oppressed by the heavenly court, and they will never recover.

"I was joking with you. How about this, do you want to find Qin Xianglin?" Yang Xie brought the topic back on track.

"Do you know where the dead monkey is?" Chun Sanniang cheered up. After looking for the dead monkey for so long, finally there was news of the dead monkey.

"It's settled, I'll tell you the whereabouts of the dead monkey, and you're not allowed to trouble me again." Yang Xie said.

And the reason why Yang Xie had a lot of words asking Chun Sanniang to be his servant was because Yang Xie hinted that Chun Sanniang, his origin of Yang Xie was not simple, and it just made Chun Sanniang afraid.

Sometimes there are benefits to revealing more.

Chunsanniang understands demons, as long as she finds the Supreme Treasure, she will not mess around.

"Okay, my Chunsanniang promises you!" Chunsanniang said without hesitation.

"Words are unsubstantiated, and there is a contract to prove it. Sign it." Yang Xie made a thought, and a contract fell in front of Chunsanniang.

The Spring Thirty Lady swept away her spiritual thoughts, and the content of the contract was clear in her heart, "Okay, I signed the contract!"

After the contract was completed, Chun Sanniang's expression changed slightly, and she asked in surprise, "What kind of contract is this that actually contains the power of the mysterious contract law?!"

Yang Xie put away the Xuanyuan sword, faced Chun Thirty Niang and said, "What you want to know is where the dead monkey is, so it's superfluous to ask."

"Where is that dead monkey?" Chun Sanniang's beautiful eyes flashed brightly.

"The master outside is that dead monkey." Yang Xie said.

"What? That bearded, cross-eyed bandit leader is the reincarnation of a dead monkey?" Chun Sanniang was startled.

"That's right, it's that dead monkey! By the way, he doesn't have three moles on the soles of his feet, because he hasn't met anyone who gave him three moles." Yang Xie revealed.

"How do you know everything? Don't lie to me." Chun Sanniang was shocked in her heart.

The origin of this person is really extraordinary.

Can't figure it out, can't figure it out.

"Let's discuss it." Yang Xie said in a discussing tone.

"Say it!" Chun Sanniang said with a look of disapproval.

"Bai Jingjing will come later. You cooperate with me to make Bai Jingjing fall in love with me." When Yang Xie said this, Nima's mood was not to mention how cheating she felt.The contract task is to kiss Bai Jingjing, what can he do?I can only kiss Bai Jingjing.

But also minimize the risk of kissing.

"How can I help you?" Chun Sanniang's face was cold, and she looked at the other party with contempt.

"If you help me, you are helping yourself. You wouldn't want to see your junior sister Bai Jingjing robbing you of a man. So, you can just say that I am that dead monkey." Yang Xie was very pleased. Said shamelessly.

"It's that simple?" Chun Sanniang felt that there was something wrong with the other party's IQ.

Her junior sister Bai Jingjing is not easy to deceive.

"Look." Yang Xie raised his foot, and there happened to be three moles on the sole of his foot.

Chun Sanniang's complexion changed drastically: "You are that dead monkey who came here to tease me on purpose."

"Pfft! Don't get excited, it's fake." Yang Xie hastily removed the three moles on the soles of his feet.

"My mother was almost played to death by you. The three moles on the soles of your feet can indeed fool my junior sister Bai Jingjing. Because we only know that the reincarnation of the dead monkey has three moles on the soles of the feet. And the dead monkey is here in Wuyue Mountain " Spring Thirty Niang said.

Chun Sanniang was also dazzled by love and hatred, she didn't care what the other party's purpose was, and she didn't care about the happiness of her junior sister Bai Jingjing, as long as she was happy.

Of course, Chunsanniang also wished to eat Bai Jingjing's bones.

Chun Sanniang, who was jealous of Bai Jingjing, would never let Bai Jingjing be with the dead monkey.

All planning begins.

After Chunsanniang learned that Supreme Treasure was a dead monkey, she began to bombard Supreme Treasure with a love-chasing plan.But how Yang Xie saw it, it was Chun Thirty Niang who was abusing Supreme Treasure.

No way, who let the dead monkey break the heart of a female fairy.

And the reason why Chunsanniang trusted the stone demon's words was because the contract that the stone demon signed with her was protected by the mysterious contract law.

"Big head, you have to withstand the pressure." The blind man of the third head fanned the flames, as if he had become Chun Sanniang's lackey.

Supreme Treasure's heart is bitter, and the soles of his feet are even more miserable. After being played by Chunsanniang all day, the hairs on the soles of his feet were stripped off one by one, "Hey, are my eyes hallucinating... What a beautiful woman!"

"Junior Sister, you're here!" Chun Sanniang also found out that it was her junior sister Bai Jingjing.

Chapter 889

"Senior sister is so elegant!" Bai Jingjing was serious, as if she didn't look at Supreme Treasure, she continued to Chunsanniang: "Senior sister, have you found the reincarnation of that dead monkey?"

"Xiao Chunchun, who is this woman?" Yang Xie appeared and hugged Chun Sanniang's willow waist.

"Senior sister, I'm in love! Who is he?" Bai Jingjing knew her senior sister Chunsanniang too well, and felt that her senior sister was just like her, as long as there was a monkey to die, she would hate the monkey to death.

"Who else could it be except that dead monkey?" Chun Sanniang said, and gave Yang Xie a wink.

"What? He is the reincarnation of a dead monkey." Bai Jingjing's face turned pale, and she pointed at her senior sister, Chun Sanniang, and said, "You..."

"We are in love!" Chunsanniang said happily.

Great acting skills.

Yang Xie praised in his heart, seeing that Bai Jingjing's expression was very bad.

"Dead monkey!" Bai Jingjing yelled at Yang Xie, then stared at him like lightning: "Are you really that dead monkey?"

"Xiao Chunchun said that I am a dead monkey, and I am a dead monkey. Are you Xiao Chunchun's junior sister?" Yang Xie said.

Brush it.Bai Jingjing almost shed tears.

"Junior Sister, don't be sad. Senior Sister, Dead Monkey and I really love each other. This time, you can't be the third party." Chun Sanniang said.

"I'm the third party..." Bai Jingjing was anxious, and pulled out her sword: "Chunsanniang, you dead spider spirit, I'll kill this heartless dead monkey, and see how you can still love each other."

"Well, no. Senior sister, you must be lying to me. If he is a dead monkey, there must be three moles on the soles of his feet." Bai Jingjing said.

"Are you talking about these three moles?" Yang Xie raised his foot, revealing the three moles on the soles of his feet.

"The positions of the three moles are completely correct. You are such a monkey!" Bai Jingjing was dumbfounded.

According to rumors, the three moles on the bottom of the reincarnated body of the dead monkey are related to Qingjie and look like a heart shape.At this moment, it seems that it is so.

Nima, Yang Xie got three moles on the soles of his feet based on the plot of "A Chinese Journey to the West" he watched.Can it be different?

"Xiao Chunchun, your junior sister seems very excited?" Yang Xie pretended to be stupid.

Chunsanniang secretly glanced at the other party, and before she could speak, Bai Jingjing was already angry: "Okay! Since you are a dead monkey, let me try it, the samadhi is really hot..."

"Is this Samadhi real fire? Why don't you feel it?" Yang Xie raised his burning hand, as if nothing happened.

The real fire of Samadhi is a fairy fire, ordinary gods would not dare to let the real fire of Samadhi burn.But Yang Xie is a stone demon conceived by the "Sansheng Stone" in the three realms of heaven, earth and man, how can he be afraid of the true fire of Samadhi.

According to legend, after mending the sky, Nuwa began to make people out of mud, and each person made a grain of sand for calculation to form a huge stone.Nuwa set it up on the banks of the Linghe River in Xitian.Because this stone began to receive the essence of the sun and the moon at the beginning of the world, it gradually became spiritual.I don't know how many years have passed in the Spring and Autumn Period. I only heard a loud noise in the sky, and a stone pierced into the sky and topped the cave in the sky, which seemed to break through the sky.Nuwa was shocked when she saw that the stone absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon and stood upright, top-heavy. The meaning of the three worlds of people.Nvwa urgently cast a soul talisman to seal the stone, thinking that after creating a human being, she lacked the god of marriage and reincarnation, so she named it the three-life stone.Give it the magic power of the Three Lives Jue and name its three sections as past life, present life, and next life.And add a marriage line on it, which will continue from this life to the next life.In order to better restrain its demonic nature, Nuwa thought repeatedly and finally put it at the bank of Wangchuan River, the gate of hell, to manage the reincarnation of marriage for three generations.When the stone stands upright, its divine power shines brightly in the world, and there is an endless stream of people begging for marriage and reincarnation.

"Dead monkey, with your primordial body, you must not be afraid of the samadhi fire. It seems that you are really that dead monkey!" Bai Jingjing finally confirmed that the other party was the dead monkey.

Samadhi true fire, if it is contaminated with a little bit, it will be destroyed immediately.The body of the primordial spirit is most afraid of the real fire of samadhi.But those with great abilities have ways to avoid the three disasters.Three disasters: water, fire and wind.

The water, fire and wind here are not ordinary water, fire and wind.

"Xiao Chunchun said I was a dead monkey, and you also said I was a dead monkey. Then I will! But why do you hate me so much?" Yang Xie pretended to be stupid.

"Hmph! Dead monkey, since you've confirmed your identity, then go die." Bai Jingjing drew out her sword and was about to kill the dead monkey.

"Murderer. Run away." The third blind man shouted, and everyone stepped aside.

"Is there a mistake?" Seeing that the situation was not good, Supreme Treasure also followed a group of bandit brothers to escape.

"Today, no one wants to leave!" Bai Jingjing wanted to kill.

It can be seen how great the power of love to hate is.

"Junior Sister, you don't have to kill a man if you grab him. Let's fight, whoever wins will get the dead monkey." Chunsanniang said and stretched out her hand, touching a sword out of thin air.

"Okay! I won, it's not too late to kill the monkey." In fact, Bai Jingjing couldn't bear to kill the monkey.

In an instant, the wind and clouds surged, and a great battle broke out, killing volumes frantically.

"Brother Immortal, your personality is so charming. How did you cultivate it?" Supreme Treasure said enviously.

"It must be the magic weapon under Brother Immortal. Hehehe..." The second master glanced at Yang Xie's crotch, and smiled ripplingly.

"I'm holding your sister." Yang Xie flew up, kicking the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie, the second master pig, which was so horrible that he directly hit the pillar, but he was fine, "I'm a lung. fine?"

"Ouch! I hate you old mother." Suddenly, the pillar that Zhu Bajie hit turned into an old monk holding a whisk.

"Uh...you're an old mother. How could it be that old fellow Bodhi Patriarch?" Yang Xie was also drunk, and the old monk was Sun Wukong's master Bodhi Patriarch.

The Bodhi Patriarch who talked about Journey to the West is an absolute scum.He can't even beat a Bull Demon King, and is often abused.

But Yang Xie did not underestimate Patriarch Bodhi, and said thoughtfully: "Well, Patriarch Bodhi appeared here to remind Supreme Treasure that it is Monkey King. I don't know that Patriarch Bodhi in the world of "A Chinese Journey to the West" is real. Liza, or fake?"