super god pawnshop

Because the former leader of the Shenlong Sect has passed on all his life's martial arts to his disciple Long Er.

"Lu Dinggong, what are you talking about?" Suddenly, without knowing when, Long'er of the Shenlong Sect appeared behind Yang Xie and Duolong without anyone noticing.

Hold the grass!Didn't realize it!This physical and mental perception is too bad!

"Young Master Long, it's a pleasure to meet you!" Yang Xie turned around, bowed his hands in greeting, and looked up and down at Shenlongjiao Long'er.

By the way, this girl is really good.

Lin Qingxia's version of Shenlongjiao Longer has a heroic and heroic demeanor.

"Hey, just shake hands with Mr. Lu Ding!" Shenlongjiao Long'er, seeing this guy surrendered his hand again, wanted to shake hands with her, so he hurriedly stopped him.

"It's okay, it's okay..." Yang Xie said, and suddenly said: "Do you have a blissful obsession?"

"Hahaha, just kidding, why take it seriously!" Nima, who was so infected by the nonsensical plot, followed closely, and said sickly again: "Hey, your pectoral muscles are so big!"

"Hmm..." Shenlongjiao Long'er subtly avoided the opponent's squeezing dragon claws, and said with a cold face: "Lu Dinggong, please respect yourself!"

"Hahaha, I'm very self-respecting! I just think Mr. Long's chest muscles are huge, and I want to feel them, how did they develop?" Yang Xie wiped his sweat secretly, damn, this is completely influenced by the nonsensical plot Affected, thoughts and actions are out of control.

"You..." Shenlong Jiaolong's face turned red with anger.

Chapter 678 Under the dragon's claws, Long'er is ashamed and angry!

"Xiaobao, what are you talking about?" Emperor Kangxi came and shouted at his confidant Yang Xiaobao.

"Ah, Your Majesty, we are discussing whether the martial arts of Wu Yingxiong's retainers are superior, or the martial arts of the emperor's guards are slightly better!" Yang Xie stepped forward and said.

"Oh, Prince Wu, then let your retainers and royal masters compete." Emperor Kangxi said.

"I obey the order!" Wu Yingxiong responded, and said to Long'er of Shenlongjiao: "Mr. Long, you can compete with the royal masters."

As soon as Yang Xie clapped his hands, Duolong Pidian led five masters.These five masters have well-developed chest muscles and bulging temples, and they are all masters among masters.

However, in the next martial arts competition, the martial arts of the five masters were so good that they were all beaten to the ground within two moves, without the ability to even get up.

Hold the grass!The martial arts taught by Shenlong to Long'er has already reached the level of a first-class master.

clap clap! !

"Awesome, amazing! The martial arts of Wu Shizi's servants are really strong! But I don't know how many masters like this have been raised by King Pingxi?" Yang Xie asked sharply after applauding.

"Not much, not much, how can our masters in Pingxi Palace be compared with the masters of the royal family?" Wu Yingxiong put on a show.

Emperor Kangxi's face was dull, and he said: "My dear friends, please sit down."

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Yang Xie, Duo Long, Wu Yingxiong and Long Er all took their seats.

Wu Yingxiong cut to the chase and said, "Your Majesty, I'm here to propose marriage to the royal family!"

"Oh, which princess of our royal family has Prince Wu taken a fancy to?" Emperor Kangxi asked.

"I heard that Princess Jianning is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. She is a role model among royal princesses. I request the emperor to marry Princess Jianning to my humble minister!" Wu Yingxiong said.

"Princess Jianning!" Emperor Kangxi frowned.

Hold the grass!The way Yang Xie looked at Wu Yingxiong was already looking at a dead person.

Nima, a woman who dares to steal her real self is just looking for shit.

"Wu Shizi..." Emperor Kangxi was very embarrassed, because he had already agreed to marry Princess Jianning to his confidant Yang Xiaobao.

"Your Majesty, I don't think it's too much for Wu to respond to Prince Xiong's request! With King Pingxi's ability to overwhelm the Lord, Your Majesty should agree to Prince Xiong's request!" Yang Xie said.

Emperor Kangxi frowned and frowned when he heard it, Wu Yingxiong was elated when he heard it, but he suddenly came to his senses and hurriedly pointed to Lu Ding to be fair: "Yang Xiaobao, what do you mean by this? Our Pingxi Palace is loyal to the imperial court, is it you who said that?" Master of high power!"

"Aha, Prince Wu, don't get excited! Please forgive me for not reading enough of the little treasure books, and the idioms are useless! What is the loyalty of King Pingxi to the royal family called?" Yang Xie glanced around, and his eyes fell on on Doron.

Duolong said loudly: "Dedicate yourself to death! It's better to die now... Uh... I'm drunk, I'm drunk!"

Nima, it really is nonsensical!

Emperor Kangxi paid attention to Wu Yingxiong's reaction, and followed the majestic way: "Okay! The matter is settled like this! Yang Xiaobao obeys orders, and I order you, as the imperial envoy, to personally escort Princess Jianning to the Pingxi Palace to marry Wu Yingxiong, the son of Prince Pingxi!"

"The minister leads the decree!" Yang Xie agreed quickly.

Wu Yingxiong frowned completely, completely confused about what kind of medicine Kangxi and Yang Xiaobao sold in their gourds?

However, Wu Yingxiong didn't care either!Let's stabilize the court first, and then send troops to attack the Qing Dynasty and overthrow the Qing court, which is the real business!

When Princess Jianning heard that she was going to marry Wu Sangui's son Wu Yingxiong, she became very angry!The first person to be murdered was Yang Xie!But just after Princess Jianning chased Yang Xie around the table with a feather duster, she was persuaded to obey by Yang Xie's few words.

"Dear little treasure, what you said is true?" Princess Jianning was a little skeptical, and said in her heart: "That's Prince Pingxi's mansion, the emperor brother will choose to attack King Pingxi at this time?"

Seeing Princess Jianning frowning, Yang Xie knew that she didn't believe her, so she said flickeringly: "Don't worry! Don't you still believe me? We already have that kind of relationship. If you report me to the emperor, I can still It’s impossible to run away! Therefore, I dare not abandon you, princess!”

"You have a conscience! Kiss Xiaobao, I haven't been with you for a long time. Otherwise, let's fight for eighteen rounds tonight." Princess Jianning's body softened and fell into Yang Xie's arms .

"In broad daylight, you have to sing a song of happiness... Well, I will satisfy your request!" Yang Xie hugged Princess Jianning by the waist, and the ground began to shake, and the bed swayed from side to side.

Half a month later, the wind is sunny and the sky is clear!

The soldiers and horses of the Qing Dynasty escorted Princess Jianning to set off!

Emperor Kangxi, the brother of Princess Jianning, also wanted to send his sister to Shili Pavilion, ten miles away from the imperial city.

Under the Ten Mile Pavilion, a jug of sake and two wine glasses!

Emperor Kangxi and Wu Yingxiong sat under the pavilion and had a drink with each other. Emperor Kangxi said: "I wish you a smooth journey!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Wu Yingxiong responded.

Yang Xie got off his horse, wearing a bright armor, which looked majestic, but in fact the armor was so heavy that he would be exhausted to death.

"Master Yang, wearing this armor on you is really majestic and awe-inspiring. Your admiration for you, Mr. Yang, is like a surging river..." Duolong got off his horse and flattered him. .

"It's endless, your old mother. Get lost, go away!" Yang Xie scolded Duolong angrily, and Duolong laughed and said, "Get out of here and play!"

"Damn! It's really a shit." Yang Xie looked at Duolong who was rolling all over the ground, and shook his head speechlessly. This guy's flattering skills are really top-notch.

In the chariot, Princess Jianning, wearing a phoenix crown and a red gown, climbed out of the barrier of the chariot and looked at him, "Xiaobao, I'm so bored. Come up, let's play horseback riding."

"Riding a horse..." Yang Xie frowned when he heard that, and threw a radish to Princess Jianning and said, "Use this to quench your thirst. It's okay if you're so hungry."

Hold the grass!The next moment, Yang Xie didn't even know where he found a carrot?

Nima, Stephen Chow's version of "The Deer and Ding Tale" plot is too nonsensical and incomprehensible!

Yang Xie really suspected that almost all the characters in this world were mentally ill.

"Hmph! Dead little treasure..." Princess Jianning angrily threw the carrot in her hand towards Yang Xie.

Yang Xiesai ignored Princess Jianning, but walked towards the pavilion, then glanced at the Shenlongjiao Long'er, who was dressed as a man, who was standing outside the pavilion, stepped forward and smiled, "Mr. Standing posture, what kind of standing posture is this? Well, come on, let me teach you how to stand elegantly and tall!"

"If you don't want to die, stay away from me!" Shenlongjiao Long'er stared with cold eyes.

"Hey, do you want to fight? Well, you are amazing, I won't tease you anymore!" Yang Xie took a step back, then took a small step forward, and said close to him, "Mr. Long, the scent on your body is stronger than Ordinary women, it really makes people feel comfortable. Hey, I don’t have the habit of Longyang! Don’t misunderstand my happiness orientation. But Mr. Long, let me ask again, how did your chest muscles get so good? As big as it is?"

"Shameless!" Long'er almost went mad, if Emperor Kangxi was not here, he would have already dismembered the other party and dismembered him.

"Xiaobao, don't be rude to Mr. Long!" Emperor Kangxi suddenly stopped his confidant Yang Xiaobao and played tricks on Wu Yingxiong's entourage.

"Your Majesty, it looks like the sun is shining brightly here, but there are actually murderous intentions hidden here! Your Majesty, look, the seal of Prince Wu Yingxiong is black, and it is estimated that he will be doomed today! Oh, Prince Wu Yingxiong, don't get excited, there are thousands of troops from the Emperor! With Wanma here, you still don't have to be a bird of fright!" Yang Xie said.

"Little Treasure, don't talk nonsense!" Emperor Kangxi frowned slightly and reprimanded him.

But at this moment, a sudden change occurred!

"Dog Emperor..." An old woman's voice came from far and near.

"Escort! Escort quickly!" Yang Xie yelled, while cursing at Wu Yingxiong: "Wu Yingxiong, you have bad luck, you dog slave, and you have to implicate the emperor, you deserve death! Hold the grass... continue to escort... ..."

"Xiaobao, escort... escort..." Emperor Kangxi ran away in shock.

Shenlongjiao Long'er was so startled that he flew up and saved Emperor Kangxi's life.Because at this time, Emperor Kangxi must not die on the way to send Wu Yingxiong's son off.

"Xiaobao, who is this person? Why did you want to kill me?" Emperor Kangxi was so shocked that the souls of the dead scattered. The martial arts skills of this person are rare in the world.

Hold the grass!Of course this person is an anti-thief against the Qing Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty, so you still have to ask!

"Your Majesty, this frighteningly high martial arts old nun should be the rumored one-armed nun! Nima, the martial arts are really high, really high." Yang Xie stretched out his arms to cover Emperor Kangxi. , while explaining.

"The one-armed nun, what a majestic name! Xiaobao, you must stand up... Escort, escort..." Emperor Kangxi was talking, and saw the one-armed nun killing him again.

Good guy!What a sharp and bright sword.

"Ice Palm..." Shenlong taught Long'er, with a palm in the air, it blasted sand and stones all around.

The one-armed god nun's martial arts is so high that if he is in the world of "Dragon Babu", he can be regarded as a second-rate top master.And in the world of Deer and Ding Ji, he is a first-class master!

"Escort..." Yang Xie yelled, and suddenly found that the sword stabbed by the one-armed nun was kicked to his chest without hesitation by Long'er from the Dragon Sect: "Hold the grass...you cheated me!" !"

"Xiaobao...are you alright?" Emperor Kangxi was taken aback.

Yang Xie patted his chest and said, "Your Majesty, I'm fine! Your Majesty, be careful...I'll block...I'll block..."

Hold the grass!Celestial silkworm treasure armor, it really is a good defense.

"Xiaobao, I remember your meritorious escort! I will give you a gold medal to save you from death when you go back!" Emperor Kangxi was touched, this confidant Xiaobao really did not fear death to block the sword for him.

"Emperor Dog, you're still alive!" The one-armed god nun stabbed at him again with his sword.

"Hmph, looking for death!" Shenlongjiao Long'er kicked in the air, and directly hit the one-armed nun's chest with a poisonous dragon drill.

"Go to the poor nun!" The one-armed nun saw that the opponent's footwork was sharp and there was no way to hide, so he released all the true energy in his body and brought everyone together.

Nima, this plot really came in time.

Yang Xie complained, and then found that he was holding two steamed buns in his hand: "Whose big steamed buns are these? They are hot, and the heat preservation method is first-class."

Chapter 679 Mu Jianping!

"Yang Xiaobao, you are courting death!" In Princess Jianning's chariot, a group of people couldn't move, it was crowded tightly.

Yang Xie's eyeballs moved, and he glanced at the woman who was talking, good guy, it turned out that the hot steamed bun under his paws was the chest muscles of Long'er from Shenlongjiao.

"Whose stick hit my mouth?" Emperor Kangxi was very depressed, his mouth numb from a hot big stick.

"Your Majesty, I'm sorry, it belongs to a slave!" Wu Yingxiong blushed, and at this moment, the big stick and mallet were able to stand up, and they were indeed fully functional.

"You, Wu Yingxiong...Zhen...Zhen..." Emperor Kangxi blushed with anger, there was really nothing he could do about Wu Yingxiong.

Yang Xie's shoes had long since disappeared, and now his toes were extremely itchy, followed by the one-armed god nun, who yelled, "The chrysanthemum is full of wounds...whose god has a broken foot...? The poor nun wants to kill you!" he..."

Yang Xie broke out in cold sweat on his forehead, and felt desolate in his heart: "Princess Changping of Daming, and now the one-armed god Niwa, my feet are completely itchy."

"Everyone, don't make any noise... the one-armed god nun, let's practice kung fu together and eject everyone!" Shenlongjiao Long'er suggested.

"Okay..." The one-armed nun responded.

Suddenly, Yang Xie shouted, "Wait!"

"What's the matter?" Shenlongjiao Long'er and the one-armed nun asked in unison.

"I'll fart first!" Yang Xie's butt was touching Wu Yingxiong's head.

Wu Yingxiong turned pale with shock: "Yang Xiaobao, how dare you!"

"Sorry, Qiankun Invincible serial fart..." Puff... It seems like a machine gun is firing!

Crap!

Shenlong taught Longer and the one-armed nun to practice their skills in a hurry.

There was a bang... There was a constant sound of ouch, everyone flew out together, twisted in all directions, and rolled all over the ground.

"Dog officer, you fart really well, you deserve to die!" The one-armed nun grabbed Yang Xie and Wu Yingxiong and flew down the mountain.

Shenlong taught Long'er, after hesitating, he chased after him.

Wu Yingxiong was so farted that he became dizzy and didn't wake up in time when he went down the mountain.

"Dog officer, it's you!" A Ke saw Yang Xie with an angry look on his face.

"Ake, do you know this dog official?" The one-armed nun asked with a slightly changed expression.

"Master, it's this dog official who almost abused Ah Ke and junior sister Anan last time!" Ah Ke said with a slap in the face.

"Hold the grass! Miss Ake, you can't beat the good guy upside down!" Yang Xie looked extremely aggrieved, and then shouted: "Master Taiming, the boy is a member of the Heaven and Earth Society!"