super god pawnshop

"Mother, don't..." Seeing that her mother was going to kill Xiao Guizi who had a good time with her, Princess Jianning hurriedly got up and begged for mercy.

"I endure..." Although Yang Xie has no internal strength, he has superb martial arts skills. If he wants to get rid of the false queen mother's slap, he can do it, but Yang Xie, who knows the plot, is not in a hurry to avoid the false queen mother's slap palm.

Seeing the false queen mother strike with a palm, suddenly, Hai Dafu, the masked father-in-law in black, struck at the false queen mother with one palm like a flying dragon in the sky.

It turned out that Hai Dafu had been hiding on the roof, and when he saw Xiao Guizi was in trouble, he suddenly broke through the roof.

Actually, Yang Xie still can't figure it out, how did the pawnshop system make him Xiao Guizi?Could it be that the pawn shop system changed the memory of everyone who knew Wei Xiaobao?

Chapter 672 Shenlong teaches Long'er, don't!

clap clap clap! !

Palms to palms, fists and feet blind, the masked black-clothed Hai Dafu and the fake queen mother of the Dragon Sect were evenly matched in the fight.

Hai Dafu turned around and knocked Princess Jianning unconscious. Seeing that the situation was not good, Yang Xie made a sharp turn, and was about to use the wonderful lightness kung fu to dodge people (a wonderful lightness kung fu that does not require internal strength). Suddenly, Yang Xie, who was alert, He gave up the idea of ​​escaping again, and when he hesitated, he was already grabbed by the neck by the false queen mother of Shenlongjiao.

The fake empress dowager of the Dragon Sect put her arms around Yang Xie's neck, and looked at the man in black who had captured Princess Jianning like lightning, "Brave maniac, you sent people to sneak into the palace again and again, what is your intention? "

"Hmph, don't think I don't know who you are? You are using the superior martial arts of the Dragon Sect, so you must be a member of the Dragon Sect. I want to ask you what you want to do when you sneak into the palace?" Hai Dafu snorted coldly and questioned the thief .

"You two, speak slowly if you have something to say!" Yang Xie suddenly said while being held in the hands of the fake queen mother.

"Shut up!" The fake empress scolded coldly.

"He shut up, you open... Tell me, who are you?" Hai Dafu stared at the false queen mother with blazing eyes.

"Hmph, come and chase me if you have the ability!" The false queen mother of the Dragon Sect pushed the hostage in her hand, then turned and flew out of the room.

"Oh, I'm going!" Yang Xie was so embarrassed that he almost fell, and then he stretched out his hand, and took Princess Jianning, who was pushed aside by Hai Dafu and passed out, into his arms. Princess Ning picked it up and put it on the bed.

When Yang Xieren went out, Hai Dafu and the fake queen mother, Long Er, were already slumped on the ground, both seriously injured.

"Oh, it's just a blink of an eye, what's going on with you two?" Yang Xie ran out, looked at Long'er, who was sitting on the ground, and looked at Hai Dafu again.

The corner of Hai Dafu's mouth was bleeding, and he said in embarrassment: "Xiao Guizi, hurry up and kill this fake queen mother of the Dragon Sect for my father-in-law?"

"Hmm..." Yang Xie's eyes widened, and he looked at the fake queen mother, Long'er.

The false empress dowager, Long'er, looked tense, "Xiao Guizi, I order you to immediately kill this Hai Dafu who deserves to be punished for this crime. When the time comes, I will bestow you with glory and wealth!"

"Hmm..." Yang Xie's gaze locked on Hai Dafu.

Hai Dafu coughed up blood excitedly: "Cough cough, Xiao Guizi, I'm not mean to you, kill her quickly for me..."

"Assassinate him with the dragon, Xiao Guizi..." Yang Xie saw that the fake queen mother Long'er pulled out the dragon and phoenix hairpin from her head, and threw it to him.

Yang Xie caught the dragon thorn, and locked his eyes on Hai Dafu again, "Hey, Wei Xiaobao is lucky, if we don't solve Hai Dafu, I don't know what will happen!"

Therefore, Yang Xie walked towards Hai Dafu with strides.

"Xiao Guizi, you..." Hai Dafu turned pale with shock, and stood up with force.

Yang Xie was vigilant, and said, "Elder-in-law, are you okay? I'm going to help you up, so don't get excited. Hold the grass, I told you not to get excited, and you still have to pounce on the dragon... Father-in-law, I didn't do it on purpose."

"Xiao Guizi, you are so stupid, you haven't cured the poison of Bone Transforming Palm, how can you kill me?" After Hai Dafu finished speaking, the funny thing is, he jumped out of the yard by jumping twice.

The emperor is here!

When the young Emperor Kangxi arrived, seeing the queen mother was injured, he hurriedly stepped forward and asked with concern: "Mother, what happened? Mother, are you alright?"

After Emperor Kangxi finished asking, he looked at Xiao Guizi again: "Xiao Guizi, why are you here?"

"Your Majesty, there are assassins..." Yang Xie pointed around, and Emperor Kangxi was in a hurry: "Where is the assassin? Where is it?"

Escort, escort! !

"Your Majesty, don't panic, the assassin has escaped! Fortunately, he was rescued by this little eunuch!" The queen mother glanced at Xiao Guizi who was supporting her, and said to the emperor again.

"Yeah, don't panic, Your Majesty... With Xiao Guizi here, no one can hurt the Emperor and the Empress Dowager... Um... No, it's a dragon's hair and a wind hair... Um... It's not right, please forgive me, Your Majesty." Sin!" Yang Xie was a little speechless, why did he suddenly lose control of his words?

Could it be that the plot rules of the movie version of "The Deer and Ding Tale" are too strong?

The plot of Zhou Xingchi's version of "The Deer and Ding Tale" was originally funny, and Yang Xie knew this.

"Xiao Guizi, don't talk nonsense, I know your loyalty, help the queen mother back to the palace for treatment immediately!" Emperor Kangxi's expression changed slightly, and he reminded Xiao Guizi.

"Yes, Your Majesty!" Yang Xie responded, and after a sneer in his heart, he actually hugged the fake queen mother Long'er by the waist: "Queen mother, Xiao Guizi will send you back to the palace for treatment!"

"Dead eunuch, still not letting go..." The fake empress dowager Long'er blushed, and the dead eunuch held An Lushan's hand.

"Oh, Empress Dowager..." Yang Xie hurriedly let go of his hand, and just halfway through, the fake empress dowager Long'er exclaimed: "Wait a minute, don't let go, I'd better carry this palace back to the Compassionate Ning Palace!"

mock up!Yang Xie sneered again in his heart, and under Emperor Kangxi's stunned expression, he hugged the fake queen mother Long'er and took two steps. After two steps, Yang Xie hurriedly stopped, turned around, and cried out in pain: "Oh, your majesty! Xiao Guizi's waist flashed!"

When Emperor Kangxi heard this, he hurriedly said, "You guys, send the Queen Mother back to the palace immediately! Xiao Guizi stay here, and I will find an imperial doctor for you!"

"Cha!" Yang Xie took advantage, but didn't want to follow the fake queen mother Long'er back to be tortured, so she hurriedly responded.

Emperor Kangxi didn't want Xiao Guizi to leave either, because he had something to ask Xiao Guizi, so Emperor Kangxi lowered his head and whispered in Xiao Guizi's ear, "Xiao Guizi, I ask you, have you seen the assassin's face clearly? No... Well, if this is the case, You go back and watch Hai Dafu for me!"

"Hmm..." Yang Xie was taken aback after hearing Emperor Kangxi's words, feeling that the plot hadn't changed at all.

"Do you have a problem?" Emperor Kangxi was displeased in a low voice.

"No problem! Xiao Guizi is going to monitor Hai Dafu now..." Yang Xie rubbed the soles of his feet with oil and left the place of right and wrong.

The palace is huge and there are many yards. Turning left and right, Yang Xie lost his way and was speechless: "System, you bastard, since I changed my identity, why don't you have any memory about Wei Xiaobao?"

In the palace, the courtyard wall is very high, bypassing the arch, is a courtyard with red lanterns hanging, "It's better to ask a court lady and eunuch..."

Thinking of this, Yang Xie wanted to exit the courtyard, but who would have expected that he suddenly heard a groan coming from the room, the call was extremely melodious and exciting, "Well, there is a situation..."

"Inside the Forbidden Palace, the voice is melodious... Could it be that you are touching the valley...? Let's take a look..." Yang Xie tiptoed, climbed to the window, raised his middle finger to poke the window paper and took a closer look. Hastily gathered his mind and held his breath, "36 strategies, take the best strategy..."

Nima, broke into the Palace of Compassion and Peace.

Moreover, Yang Xie also found that his character seemed to have become wretched and detached a lot!Maybe it's the plot, which is affecting Yang Xie's character.

"Who?" The fake queen mother was taking off her clothes to heal her wounds, when she heard the wind and grass outside, she waved her hand and sucked in her palm.

"Ouch..." With a plop, Yang Xie's body fell into the room, and when he looked up, he saw everything in front of him.

"It's you, little eunuch! Hmph, you shameless person..." The fake queen mother stretched out her hands, put on a wind robe, lowered her head and glared, "Hmph, little eunuch, you really want to die!"

"No..." Yang Xie stepped forward, hugged the fake queen mother Long'er's legs, and touched them shamelessly, then raised her head with a stern look, and said, looking at the pretty face of the fake queen mother : "Empress Dowager, Xiao Guizi broke into your bedroom by mistake, please forgive me, Empress Dowager."

"Xiao Guizi, what are you doing?" The fake queen mother felt her legs go numb, a little soft, and she couldn't lift her strength. She knew that it must be the little eunuch who made the magic trick.

Swish!

Yang Xie stood up, put his hands on his hips, and said with a sinister smile: "Hey... Queen Mother, do you feel that your whole body is numb and unbearable, and there is nowhere to release it? Hey..."

Holding the grass... the plot is even more wrong. (Yang Xie's attainments on acupuncture points have already reached the peak and reached perfection. When he touched his legs before, he just moved a little bit)

Yang Xie felt a little crazy in his heart, his behavior was out of control, and he actually became a prostitute.And his laughter is a bit too obscene.

"Little Guizi, don't mess around. I'm the Empress Dowager of the Qing Dynasty... If you do this, you will be punished by the nine clans!" Shenlong taught Long'er to be afraid.

At this moment, not only was he suffering from internal injuries, he couldn't use too much zhenqi, but he was plotted against by the other party, his whole body was so numb, so lonely and empty, he couldn't even summon the strength to deal with this shameless little eunuch.

"The empress dowager calms down, the villain...the villain's fingers are not in control." Yang Xie was ready to hit someone, and at this moment his fingers kept beating, and he even threw himself on the fake queen mother Long'er.

Ah...don't...don't treat me like this...it's so uncomfortable...giggle...it's really uncomfortable...uh...

At this moment, the fake empress dowager Long'er's left leg was resting on Yang Xie's right shoulder, and Yang Xie's fingers were constantly scratching the soles of the fake empress dowager Long'er's feet. This kind of criminal law was too deceitful.No wonder the fake empress dowager Long Er is so ecstatic!

"Dead eunuch, this palace... cluck... this palace will definitely let you live or die... ah..." The fake empress dowager Long'er's shouts became even more repeated.

"Queen..." Suddenly, four court ladies with strong martial arts broke in.

"Escort..." The four court ladies with high martial arts skills are all disciples of the Dragon Sect.

Seeing the false queen mother Long'er being abused in every possible way, they rushed forward with swords in their hands.

Yeah McDad...

Zongyi stepped on the mountain, and after spreading it, Yang Xie's figure, like a loach, fled away in the air. (Zongyi kicks the fairy step, the footwork is exquisite, without mobilizing the true energy, it can also be used to hide)

"Stop chasing..." The fake queen mother, Long Er, shouted at the four disciples of the Shenlong Cult, then suppressed the anger and commotion in her heart, and began to adjust her breath.

At this time, Yang Xie escaped, but suddenly lost weight under his feet, and his whole body was lifted. In a blink of an eye, Yang Xie's body fell heavily on the ground again. With an ouch, he looked up: "Hai Dafu ..."

Chapter 673 Obai is coming, the Queen Mother is here!

"Little dick, little dick..." Hai Dafu went crazy, as expected.

Hai Dafu rubbed his cheeks, Yang Xie hurriedly pushed Hai Dafu's hand away, took a step back, and took out a tiger penis from the glass bottle on the wooden stand, and said, "Eunuch Hai, this is your penis." Baby, you must keep it safe!"

Hai Dafu grabbed the tiger whip, held it in front of his face, and ran wildly: "Small penis, such a big penis..."

"Oh, what a mess this day!" Yang Xie looked at the crazy Hai Dafu, and when he thought about what happened to him before, he felt too crazy.

The next morning, inside the Hall of Supreme Harmony!

"Hmph, Xiao Guizi, you are so courageous! Tell me, how did you become a eunuch in the palace without a clean body? You don't have to quibble, I have already ordered people to investigate, Your name is not recorded in the book in the respect room at all! Tell me, are you an accomplice of Hai Dafu?" Emperor Kangxi's voice was majestic and cold, and he suddenly turned around and stared at the still standing bent over Xiao Guizi.

Of course Yang Xie didn't want to kneel down to worship Emperor Kangxi, so he just stood there with his knees bent, and when Emperor Kangxi saw that Xiao Guizi was not afraid of him, he immediately became furious: "Hmph, Xiao Guizi, you are so brave, do you really think I won't execute you? "

"Your Majesty, the servant should be damned! But the servant is also forced to do nothing. The whole process of the matter is actually like this..." Yang Xie began to talk about the hype, vividly, and Emperor Kangxi was stunned for a while.

After Emperor Kangxi heard this, he had his own plan and said: "Well, Xiao Guizi, I think that you are being persecuted, so I will spare you for now! I also think that you saved my mother, I will let you go!" You can also let the past go! Xiao Guizi, I am really thinking (actually, I am afraid) to get rid of that big traitor, Oboi! You are my confidant, what can you do to get rid of Aoboi?"

"Your majesty, you are young and heroic, and you have great ambitions. In the future, you will surely be a generation of heroes with great achievements for generations to come. Well, let's get down to business, your majesty, this matter is no small matter. You need to think twice, and make a decision before you can do it." Sure to win!" Yang Xie leaned forward and couldn't help but flattered Emperor Kangxi one after another, which stabilized his mood.

"Well, Xiao Guizi, you are right! By the way, Xiao Guizi, tell me your name. Now you are not a eunuch, but I can make you an official!" Emperor Kangxi said.

"Thank you, Lord Long En! Xiao Guizi's real name is Yang Xiaobao, and he is from Yangzhou!" Yang Xie's legs softened, and when he got excited, he was about to kneel down to thank Lord Long En.

This kneeling, Yang Xie almost went crazy, resisted his trembling legs not to bow down, and shouted in his heart: "The plot is too powerful, Nima... how can I kneel down to worship the Qing emperor..."

Right now, Emperor Kangxi felt cramped and almost fell down: "Xiao Guizi, hurry up... I'm so flustered, I feel like the sky is about to fall... Hurry up and help me to sit down..."

"Your Majesty...are you alright?" Yang Xie was in pain, and found that when Emperor Kangxi shouted, his legs became obedient again, so he hurried forward to support Emperor Kangxi.

Emperor Kangxi is Wen Zhaolun's version!

"It's okay, Xiaobao, I'm not dizzy anymore!" Emperor Kangxi was very surprised, why did he feel dizzy for no reason?

Yang Xie also felt very surprised, but didn't think too much about it!

"Your majesty, I'm here! I suddenly heard the emperor yelling, could it be that this is a new secret code invented by the emperor?!" Suddenly, a guy wearing a feather on his head appeared.

Yang Xie took a closer look, and it turned out to be Chen Baixiang's version of Duolong.

And Duolong, who was summoned by Emperor Kangxi, was waiting outside the hall before.

"Duolong, stop talking nonsense!" Emperor Kangxi glared at Duolong, and said, "Duolong, this is my... my confidant Yang Xiaobao... Xiaobao, this is Duolong. From now on, you and I It's a man on a warship!"

"I'm honored, honored..." Duo Long hurriedly nodded obsequiously when he heard that the other party was Emperor Kangxi's confidant.

"You're welcome..." Yang Xie also nodded at Duolong with a smile, and more and more found that Duolong's expression was rippling.

"Okay, there will be many opportunities for you to be ambiguous in the future, so don't flirt with each other in front of me!" Emperor Kangxi suddenly said a coquettish sentence, followed by another serious: "Xiaobao, Duolong, what do you have?" Good idea, get rid of the traitor Obai for me?"

"Your Majesty, according to my minister's opinion, we have three ways to get Aobai to kill him!" Yang Xie's head turned, and he still followed Wei Xiaobao's plan in the plot of "The Deer and Ding Tale".

"Oh, let's hear it..." Emperor Kangxi was very surprised and asked hastily.

Then, Yang Xie told Emperor Kangxi the strategy vividly.

After hearing this, Emperor Kangxi was very satisfied, nodded involuntarily and said: "Well, Xiaobao's plan is really thorough!"

"Yes, yes, Your Majesty, Lord Xiaobao, you are worthy of being your confidant handpicked by your Majesty. The strategy is good, and the subject is already convinced." Duolong's flattering skills are first-rate.

Holding the grass, Yang Xie's behavior and tone suddenly became uncontrollable, and he started to flatter: "Hey, Master Duolong is joking, everything is due to the emperor's good leadership! In fact, all these strategies are ordered by the emperor to let me say this." !"

"Oh, so that's the case. Hehe, Your Majesty, my respect for you is like a torrent of river water, endless..." Duolong's flattering skills are absolutely top-notch.

"Okay, okay, you two go to work now! Tonight I will summon Oboi to come... When the time comes..." Emperor Kangxi made a movement of wiping his neck.

Duo Long and Emperor Kangxi's confidant Yang Xiaobao looked at each other, and the two agreed, and hurriedly retreated out of the hall.

Outside the main hall, Duolong flattered Emperor Kangxi's confidant Yang Xiaobao for a while.

But how could Duolong know that Yang Xiaobao is not Wei Xiaobao, but definitely more treacherous than Wei Xiaobao, so Yang Xie chuckled and said, "Hey, Master Duolong... hold the grass..."

It turned out that Duolong was already holding the yellow paper in his hand, and said: "Hey, brother Yang, it seems that we really have a good understanding, it's not too late, it's important to be sworn brothers!"

Yang Xie held the yellow paper in his hand, and was dragged by Duolong to a pavilion in the palace, where he burned the yellow paper and kowtowed: "I, Duolong and Yang Xiaobao... are sworn brothers today, and we have the same blessings and the same difficulties... I Duolong's is Brother Yang's, and Brother Yang's is still Brother Yang's..."