super god pawnshop
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"Oh, God! You don't have the ability to predict, do you? You aliens are really strange. You have all kinds of abilities~!" Heichao special policeman J was very surprised.
Then, J nodded and said: "Okay, I also see that your ability is very strange, and you can appear in front of me out of thin air, I also believe that you have the ability to get rid of the Baglo star 'Boris'! If you If you can take me back to the past and get rid of Boris, I will take care of you in the earth world as a black super special police officer!"
The black super special police have great power, and all the aliens who have taken refuge on the earth are basically afraid of the black super special police.
Because according to the regulations of the Star Administration, the black super special police have the right to deal with any criminal aliens.
Moreover, if aliens want to enter the earth, they need to register with the Interstellar Administration.
"Mr. J, I appreciate your kindness! But what I want is your Interstellar Administration's amnestic device!" Yang Xie said.
Originally, it was very simple to get the amnestic with Yang Xie's ability, just snatch it!But the contract pawn shop is a business, and it is limited by contract rules. Yang Xie can only open up the world of "Men in Black" only by completing the contract tasks.
"Amnestic..." J looked very surprised, and asked: "What do you want an amnestic for? Do you want to do illegal things on Earth? No, no, no, you can't give me an amnestic!"
"J, if you make a deal with me, I can give you 20 years of life! K is old, if you give K 20 years of life, your partner K will live 20 more years! You don't want you either His partner died very early." Yang Xie began to seduce him.
"Span..." J said dumbfounded: "Span can also be granted? Could it be that you aliens have already mastered the ability to control birth, old age, sickness, and death?"
"You can think so." Yang Xie nodded.
"Oh, God. Your protoss are really powerful. But there are thousands of races in the Milky Way. Why didn't the information about your protoss appear in the Interstellar Administration?" J asked again.
"The protoss come from another galaxy...not in the Milky Way!" Yang Xie said flickeringly.
"OK! A 20-year lifespan is very important to K! And I exchanged it with you with an amnestic. After K knows it, he must understand my good intentions." J said.
"Please." Yang Xie waved his hand and released a contract.
J picked up the contract and looked it over, without any doubts, he signed his name on the contract.
When the power of the contract law merged into the depths of J's soul, J was completely shocked, "Oh, God, what did you do to me? What the hell is this contract?"
"Calm down, calm down! It's just a contract!" Yang Xie comforted J-Men.
"You protoss, have you ever come to earth! Do you know Jehovah? Zeus... Odin... Athena..." J asked with a confused and curious expression.
"Odin is dead...I know Thor! I will introduce you to him when I have a chance!" Yang Xie said with a smile on his face.
"OK, that's the deal. Hahaha, protoss, there are protoss in the universe! Those are mysterious and powerful races in myths and legends." J-Men was very excited.
Uh...Yang Xie was speechless, and then said: "J, if we want to go back to the past, we must first find the pawnshop owner..."
"OK! Get in the car." J opened the door and invited.
Before, J almost shot the alien with strange abilities in one shot! (It's Yang Xie)
On the streets of Washington, Yang Xie asked, "J, is your world in 2002?"
"That's right! 2002!" J responded, and asked strangely, "Aren't you a god? Why are you still not sure about our time here?"
"You really think God is omnipotent." Yang Xie responded speechlessly, and then said, "J, do you want to become a god?"
"Pfft!" J almost spurted blood excitedly, and after calming down, he shook his head speechlessly and said, "Become a god? Are you kidding about Interstellar?"
"If, I mean if, you can consider it! If I give you a superpower, are you willing to become my subordinate and use it for me?" Yang Xie asked seriously.
J was stunned for a moment, then stared at the alien on the co-pilot seat with burning eyes and said: "Yang, you are not mistaken. Super powers. I have only heard that aliens have such abilities, but I haven't seen them." Humans have never had this ability! If you can really give me superpowers, maybe I will consider becoming your subordinate! Of course, the premise is that you can't ask me to do things that violate the interstellar treaty!"
After a while, the car stopped at 166 Washington Street!
Yang Xie walked into this pawnshop with J. The owner of the pawnshop is an alien, and there are two ancient time transmitters in this pawnshop.
"What? You actually told me that the two time teleporters were bought by someone!" Frustrated, J raised the laser gun in his hand and pointed it at the alien's head.
Uh...Yang Xie is also confused, the plot is wrong.
It seems that there is a problem with the plot of "Men in Black"!
really!Under J's inquiry, another time teleporter was indeed bought by someone beforehand!And the guy who bought the time teleporter, according to the pawnshop owner alien, was bought by a mysterious guy shrouded in black mist!
"You mean that mysterious guy entered the earth world through a black hole, and the other person's body simply cannot stay in this world for a long time?" Yang Xie asked solemnly.
Chapter 595 Interstellar Administration!
"Of course! But the other party is very powerful! Hey, do you know him? What is he?" asked the alien pawn shop owner.
Seeing this, J raised his pistol and pointed it at the head of the alien boss again: "Hey, are you the Pacific Police?"
"Oh, J, I didn't mean to ask the other party!" The owner of the alien pawnshop raised his hands and said nervously. He didn't want his head to be blown off in an instant, although his regenerative ability is very strong!
But J was very angry and said: "You alien reptile, I really hate it to the extreme! If you hadn't had a time teleporter, K wouldn't have died~! Damn it, I'll send you to hell right now Bar."
"Oh, wait, I'm really being coerced!" The alien pawn shop owner said nervously.
Yang Xie suddenly said: "Wait a minute, it's still useful to save his life!"
"Oh, Mr. Human, are you also a black super special police officer? You really respect life!" The owner of the alien pawn shop saw that he was alive, and he did not hesitate to praise him.
"No, I think you've made a mistake!" Yang Xie sneered with a teasing look on his face, "Alien friend, I heard that you have a strong ability to regenerate?"
"NO, what do you want to do?" The alien boss asked in panic.
bump!
The next moment, J shot the alien in the head!
At the next moment, the alien's head grew back.
"Oh, NONONO, don't shoot your head off again!" the alien panicked.
Yang Xie smiled and said, "Perfect!"
"By the way, do your clansmen like to open pawnshops for business?" Yang Xie asked curiously.
"Oh, friend! Our race is a magical race in the Milky Way! We are happy to discover strange things and sell them to those in need!" the alien said.
"OK! At this moment, you have two choices! One is to die, and the other is to make a deal with me! You choose." Yang Xie said with a smile on his face.
"What's the deal?" The owner of the alien pawn shop came to his senses.
"Trade your regeneration ability!" Yang Xie said with burning eyes.
"Oh, this is absolutely impossible!" Deep in the alien's heart, there was a strong sense of fear spreading.
"That's death!" Yang Xie looked at J.
Without any hesitation, J was about to pull the trigger, but the alien shouted: "Wait, wait, I'm willing to trade my abilities! As long as you have the ability to take my abilities away!"
Yang Xie smiled strangely, and waved a contract to the alien. After reading the contract, the alien mocked, "Human, you are a very particular person!"
However, after the alien signed the contract, it was a complete tragedy, "Impossible, this is absolutely impossible! My regenerative ability is gone..."
"Really?" The trigger in J's hand was pulled, and with a bang, the alien's head turned into pieces, "Oh, sorry! So your regenerative ability is really gone!"
Immediately, J looked at the protoss man Yang with a sense of awe in his eyes, "Oh Yang, you protoss people are as weird as you, do you have the ability to be unpredictable?"
Yang Xie smiled and said, "J, do you want to have the regenerative ability of aliens?"
This regenerative ability is the genetic ability of aliens, and Yang Xie does not want to have the genetic ability of aliens.Although this genetic ability has been optimized to perfection after being extracted by the contract law, Yang Xie, who has the body of a real fairy, does not want to ruin his Tao body by throwing everything at the bottom.
Unless it is a superpower evolved by humans, Yang Xie can perfectly integrate this kind of superpower.
And the genetic ability of aliens, forget it!
"Oh, God! Can you do this?" J was surprised: "Yang, I mean, if I have alien abilities, will I become an alien?"
"No! I have perfectly optimized the genetic ability of aliens! To put it more simply, the genetic ability of aliens is compatible with human genes!" Yang Xie said.
"God. Yang, do you know how long the lifespan of an alien with regenerative ability is? I don't know from your appearance. Let me tell you, it's 300 years!" J said excitedly.
"J, what is your choice now?" Yang Xie asked calmly.
J said: "Yang, since you are a protoss, can you take me back to 1967? If possible, even if you don't need the ability of aliens, I am willing to be loyal to you! Of course, the prerequisites are the same, I will not do anything that violates the interstellar treaty!"
"No wonder you can become a black super special police officer! Don't worry, I'm on the side of justice!" Yang Xie said.
"Yang, do you really have the ability to go back in time?" J was startled.
"It's troublesome, but it's also very simple!" Yang Xie said.
"What do you mean?" J asked puzzled.
"I need to expend my divine power to enter 1967! Before that, I need to meet the boss of your Interstellar Administration!" Yang Xie's flickering mode is on, because entering 1967 is very simple, as long as the plot is advancing, the time and space light of the contract pawnshop The door can be set to enter the space-time coordinates of 1967.
The plot of the world of men in black is advancing towards 1967.
"Meet the BOSS in the interstellar management area! Why?" J was very puzzled, with a bewildered expression on his face.
"First of all, I want to get the large amnestic device installed in Washington; secondly, your BOSS is the key person to enter 1967!" Yang Xie continued to fool around.
"You didn't lie to me?" J asked suspiciously.
"No! Do you know the relationship between the current BOSS of your Interstellar Administration and K before? Let me tell you. They have a very close relationship! Well, ask K later. I don't have time to tell you too much Many!" Yang Xie said.
J had no choice but to take the other party outside the Interstellar Administration building.
"Urban Plumbing Bureau..." Yang Xie stood under the building and looked up.
J shrugged and said, "The first time I came here, I also thought it was the Urban Plumbing Bureau. Who knew it was used by the Interstellar Administration to deceive people!"
Walk into the silver-white building, push open the silver-white alloy door, and step into the elevator made of alloy.
During the descent of the elevator, Yang Xie knew that the base of the Interstellar Administration was under the building.
"Building a base in the ground below a kilometer, it seems that your Interstellar Administration has a lot of technological power." Yang Xie looked at J and said.
"Most of them are alien technology!" J turned his head and said, then stretched out his hand to invite: "Please, Mr. Yang~!"
Inside the Interstellar Administration, there was a surge of people, and the staff were handling immigration procedures for aliens.
Yang Xie was an eye-opener, and saw many strange aliens, but apart from their appearance, these aliens also had carbohydrate bodies, and did not have many superpowers different from humans.
Of course, these aliens still have some natural abilities that belong to the biological race.
Just like the alien that looks like an octopus, it is not only highly intelligent, but also responsible for the satellite defense duties of the Interstellar Administration.
no way!Who makes people have so many tentacles that one person can do the work of a group of people!So the position of the octopus alien in the Interstellar Administration is very important!
"J, aren't you going to explain how he appeared in the Interstellar Administration?" The middle-aged woman code-named O, the director of the Interstellar Administration, stared at the young man in front of him, and asked J with a cold expression.
J spread his hands, and said with an indifferent look: "Oh, this is Mr. Yang! He is a protoss from the God's Domain galaxy! Oh, you must want to ask where the God's Domain galaxy is? God's Domain galaxy, in fact, I don't Know!"
"Are you an alien? From the God's Domain galaxy...?" O asked in surprise, and without waiting for the other party's response, he turned around suddenly, walked and said, "Come with me."
In the silver-white office room on the second floor, O sat at his desk and said solemnly: "Hello, alien from God's Domain! First, you can show your interstellar travel certificate...Secondly, if you don't have a certificate, you will You are regarded as an interstellar refugee fleeing from Earth, so you must also produce valid information that can prove your identity, give us!"
"Oh, don't talk like that! Mr. Yang came from God's Realm, not the Milky Way! You can't produce any valid information like this!" J interjected.
"Shut up!" O glared at the black super special police officer J who was eating inside and out, then slapped the table, raised his hand and pointed to the door and said, "Get out, immediately!"
J helplessly shrugged his shoulders, gave Yang Xie a look, and walked out of O's office.
After seeing J leave, Yang Xie stared at the blond foreign woman in front of him and said, "Hello, Ms. O from the Interstellar Administration! Before I show my identity information, I want to ask you a question. After my questioning , is when you make your own decision!"
After listening to this, O looked bewildered, and then said with a playful smile: "This is the first time I have aliens in front of me, and I can still be so calm and calm! Don't forget, this is the earth! It is an interstellar planet authorized by the Milky Way Federation." Authority! Any extraterrestrial creature that illegally immigrates to Earth is not protected by interstellar law! I have any reason and all rights to execute you!"
"Ms. O, I think you made a mistake! First of all, the entire galaxy is under the rule of God's Domain. Of course, God's Domain will not interfere with mortal affairs!" Yang Xie turned on the fooling mode again, followed by a hint of warning in his eyes. Yi said: "Don't move, your space gun can't pose any threat to the god! So I advise you to be friendly! That's right. Well, my question is, are you willing to be a servant of God? "
"You want to enslave me!" O raised the space gun in his hand, pointed it at the protoss alien who claimed to be from God's Domain, and said with anger in his eyes, "What is your purpose for coming to Earth?"
Yang Xie smiled lightly and said: "You are too nervous! Listen to my conditions first. First, a galaxy is nothing in the eyes of God; second, as a servant of God, you will have unlimited life and extraordinary abilities. ! Look, I have a lot of subordinates too!"
"Oh, my God! You are an interstellar teleportation technology..." O stared at the robot walking out of the light gate in shock, and said solemnly.
After Ultron appeared, he scanned the database system of the Interstellar Administration, then nodded and said: "Your Majesty, the technology here is very advanced! Most of the technology has surpassed the technology in the world of "Avengers"!"
Chapter 596 Descendants of the Sun, Golden Crow Clan!
The Interstellar Administration, the tentacles of the octopus aliens, tapped the touch screen quickly, because the information of the Star Administration was hacked.
"Ao Chuang, continue to collect the scientific and technological data of the Interstellar Administration!" Yang Xie ordered.
O said angrily: "Warning you, stop all information theft immediately!"
"You can't shoot! Oh, of course, you can't shoot either!" Yang Xie stared at O with a smile on his face.
O was terrified and found that he couldn't control himself: "What did you do to me?"
"Ms. O, if you want to understand me, I advise you to read the myths and stories of Huaguo first." Yang Xie said.
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