I really don't want to be a disaster

The heavily injured Xiao Chu'er fell to the ground, her health almost bottoming out.But at this moment, she didn't care about the severe pain of being almost split in two, and just stared blankly at the spectacle of two mechas not far away scuffling together like hooligans.

The mecha at the back, which rescued Xiao Chuer like a god descending from the earth, was spouting obscenities from somewhere:

"How dare you leave a scar on a beautiful lady? Damn it!"

"Letting a lady cry is the greatest original sin!"

"A real gentleman is one who can make a lady smile!"

"You don't deserve to be a human being!"

"I heard the voice of the lady's tears. A man who can't wipe away a woman's tears is not worthy of being a man!!"

"It's my gentleman's lateness that caused the beautiful lady to suffer such pain, it's my fault!"

"..."

The surface of Dire's armor is engraved with mysterious and obscure lines, shining brightly.Dire felt at this moment, like the God of Cybertron was possessed, and also like the small universe of the fire seed source broke out, turning into a lonely gentleman, and punishing this scum that hurt the lady with all his heart.

Describe the scuffling scene of the two mechs in one sentence:

The engine is full of enthusiasm, the engine oil is splashed, the machine is turned on and the business is started, the medium is inorganic, the machine is full of energy...

Although Xiao Chu'er felt that what the new mecha said was a bit weird.

But... the health bar of the boss is dropping rapidly!

The attack... worked!

Maybe only the mecha can dismantle the mecha with bare hands!

……

……

"That's also Yi Lin's pet!"

At this moment, Ning You clutched his chest in pain, bleeding from the corner of his mouth, and quickly walked out of the ruins.

"That guy hides too deeply!"

"I never expected that he, a majestic 'summoner', would choose the 'assassin' profession in the game world!"

While talking on the right side, Ning came to Xiao Chuer's side and helped Xiao Chuer up.

The two looked at each other, recalling Yi Lin's various performances in the game world, couldn't help but gasped, and said at the same time: "It's too sinister!"

Dogs are his pets.

This powerful mech is also his pet!

He turned out to be a "summoner"!

The strength is so terrifying!

In this way, it is not surprising that the deity is stubborn.

After all, Yi Lin has already contributed a car and a dog as combat power.

Looking at the monsters rushing all over the sky, Ning You stared intently: "Now Yi Lin's pet is dealing with the 'Shadow of the Evil God', all we can do now is to clear the mobs."

"Yes."

After the astonishment passed, a smile appeared on Xiao Chu'er's pale face. She stared deeply at the chache who had wrestled far away, fighting for her with the "Shadow of the Evil God". A "red heart" appears at the fingertip.

"My ability is ineffective against mechanical monsters, but it can deal with these mobs...hehe."

……

in the deep pit.

Illidan roared angrily, and in the blink of an eye, he wiped out the "Multiple Projection Technique" created by Yi Lin.

At the juncture of life and death, Li Erpang didn't dare to hold back his hands, his palms glowed with golden light, and he shot directly from the ancient martial arts passed down in his family.On Li Erpang's body, there was a faint Sanskrit sound, and his whole body was like a boar in heat, and he slapped Illidan ferociously!

As long as the boss has a blood bar, it can be killed!

The dog's nose fluttered slightly, because the scene was too chaotic and the messy smell was too complicated. After finding Yi Lin's location to no avail, Wang Tiandi could only fly into the air with his tail flicked, hid behind Li Erpang, and pushed out with both palms flat. He blasted waves of shocks towards Illidan as if he didn't want money.

"Woof woof woof—woof!!"

clap clap clap-

Gouzi's shock wave and Li Erpang's iron palm continuously bombarded Illidan's body.Illidan was originally powerful, and he could be called the number one thug under the evil god in the "Uranus World".

But after coming to the ruins of civilization, Illidan's strength was inexplicably slashed.In addition, Li Erpang's body size has shrunk by twice, and his movements are extremely flexible. While avoiding Illidan's war blade, his palms are dedicated to greet Illidan's vital points, which is extremely wretched.

What kind of monkey steals peaches, fishes for the moon in the sea, double dragons go out to sea, kills them for thousands of years, smashes the eggs into palms, Li Erpang seems to be a master of unlimited fighting at this moment, doing everything he can, with the cooperation of Gouzi's shock wave, he beat Illidan The life value plummeted.

But Illidan is not a mediocre player, although he was aggrieved by Li Erpang and Gouzi's "human and dog integration", and he lost his temper completely.But his two huge crescent-shaped war blades were extremely sharp, and they were also stained with strange green flames. After a round of confrontation, Li Erpang also suffered a lot of wounds.

The most serious one was on the chest and left shoulder. A wound was cut from the xiphoid process to the lower left abdomen. Even the ribs and intestines were faintly visible, and blood spurted out.The other place was the left shoulder. Illidan smashed the little fat man's left collarbone with a knife, almost splitting Li Erpang in half obliquely, making Li Erpang's entire left arm drooping, unable to exert any strength at all.

The green flame burning on the war blade even burned half of Li Erpang's body black, making him extremely miserable.

It has been a long time since Li Erpang has endured such a fierce attack, and Gouzi, who has consumed a lot of psionic energy, is also out of breath at this moment, and can no longer fly.When the claws were pushed out, only a fart-like stinginess burst out, completely harmless.

In just a few minutes, one person and one dog exploded with terrible DPS, and the HP of [Six Evil Generals, Betrayer, Illidan] was hit to about 30%.

But just when Illidan's life just dropped to 30%.

Illidan suddenly raised his head aggrievedly, and shouted:

"Bastard, witness the demon inside me! You've wasted too much of my time, mortals, now you can go die!"

In a blink of an eye, Illidan transformed into a demon wrapped in pitch-black flames, several times taller.

After the transformation, the name above Illidan's head also changed.

——[Six Evil Generals, Betrayer, Illidan (Demon Form)].

After the transformation, Illidan's blood bar began to recover rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye!

Boss...healed up!

Li Erpang was stunned: "Fuck! This boss actually has a second stage!???"

Wang Tiandi, who was full of exhaustion, turned his head and barked vigorously towards a faint shadow beside him.

"Wang!"

"almost."

In that shadow, a card, the shattered light split into two petals, and plundered towards Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi respectively.

An irresistible suction force suddenly sucked Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi together.

Li Erpang: "???"

Gouzi: "??????"

Chapter 421 I'm Neither Li Erpang nor Wang Tiandi (2 in 1

Let the time go back to ten seconds ago.

Li Erpang was hit hard like never before.

His fat burning skills have reached the end of their strength.

Without Fat's strength bonus, his strength attribute has not yet broken through the first level of strength lock, so there is no way to cause too much damage to Illidan.

Gouzi assisted in the attack, Erpang watched as the boss's HP was about to drop below 30%, and victory was in sight.

But the BOSS actually transformed.

Transformed, taller, stronger and faster.

This is nothing, the most outrageous thing is that after the boss transforms, the health bar that dropped to 30% has a tendency to recover.

High attack, high defense, high sensitivity, can fly into the sky, has a burning aura, and can restore blood, who the hell designed such a shameless boss!

Apart from being unable to conceive and give birth in situ, what else is this boss unable to do?

Li Erpang screamed in his heart.

He almost had the urge to give up, so he simply arranged his position in a large font, so that the BOSS could do whatever he wanted, and enjoy you, me, and him.

"If you don't make a move, I'm going to be cold!"

"I swear, I will never form a team with you again in this life! If I form a team again, I will be a dog if I am fat! I am a dog! No, I will never form a team in my next life!"

Li Erpang roared, mustering up the little bit of strength left, to see if he could empty the last blood bar of the boss.

During these ten seconds, Li Erpang's inner struggle was extremely complicated, like a vigorous and tragic poem.

Can be suddenly.

Li Erpang just spat, and when he was about to kill him, a white light suddenly flew towards him.

His first reaction was...a hidden weapon!

This boss doesn't talk about martial arts!

They've all become perverted like this egg, and they still throw hidden weapons?

Do you want to lose the face of the BOSS?

But in an instant, Li Erpang squinted his eyes in mid-air, looking at it for a moment.

It doesn't seem to be a hidden weapon.

He is familiar with this light.

It is the light when the item card is crushed, and it is about to be activated.

"Ah this?"

The light splits in two.

They were submerged into the bodies of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi respectively.

Wang Tiandi was alone with the dog, already panting heavily, and was about to die.

This time, Gouzi dared to pat his chest and roar loudly. He absolutely didn't paddle, and worked harder than ever before.

It's because BOSS is too resistant to grass.

When the light from the item card came out of nowhere, when it merged into the body of the fat dog, a strange reminder suddenly appeared in front of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi.

【You are about to merge with "Wang Tiandi". 】

——[You are about to merge with "Li Erpang". 】

[Please be mentally prepared. 】

What the fuck?

Fusion?

How did I not know about this?

wait!

Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi, one fat and one dog, showed both bewildered and shocked expressions when they saw the "warm reminder" from the tower.

wait!

wait a second.

what?

Ah!

"what--"

"Wang-"

dark place.

Yi Lin let out a long sigh, feeling a little pity in her heart.

Another hole card prop was used up just like that.

But right now, it is necessary to give full play to the combat effectiveness of teammates. To be on the safe side, this is already the option with the least loss.

Let's fuse!Fat dog!