I really don't want to be a disaster

"From now on, Fat Master is the newcomer in the group, Brother Zhao promised to let Fat Master and I follow you to experience, solve abnormal events around you, and accumulate experience."

"Is it necessary to do this?"

Yi Lin couldn't laugh or cry about Li Erpang's choice.

Once upon a time, Li Erpang, who regarded the "special group" as a scourge, chose to become a member of the special group in order to escape marriage in a reasonable way, which is really embarrassing.

Even if Li Erpang didn't mention the reason why Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu left, Yi Lin could guess one or two reasons.

nothing more than—

"I'm still a kid, let's wait a few years."

"A man should aim everywhere, and his career is the most important thing."

"My dream is to become a member of the special team. Work is everything to me. Personal marriage matters are not considered for the time being."

Reasons like this are used badly.

"Take a step to speak."

Without saying a word, Li Erpang winked at Yi Lin, and without waiting for Yi Lin to agree, he dragged Yi Lin to a corner forcibly, chatting about topics that women should not listen to.

"Brother Rin, we smart people don't speak dark words. My lord, Fatty, has a lot of things about Brother Su, so I don't care about it with you."

Yi Lin asked back: "What are you fussing about? Don't you feel comfortable too?"

"Ahem, that's not the point. The point is, can you understand my feelings?" Li Erpang tried to widen his eyes, trying to squeeze a tear from the tiny gap.

It's a pity that Li Erpang failed.

but it does not matter.

Li Erpang failed miserably, so he quickly tried to reason: "Ah, the partner of my dreams has a gentle voice, a figure that can be grasped, petite and lovely, and the height should not exceed 1.5 meters five, with a cute appearance like an angel. The devil's enchanting figure..."

Yi Lin waved her hand and interrupted Li Erpang's words: "To put it simply, you want to be a scumbag, right? Sorry, I can't help you. I don't have anything to do. I'll go first and drive the car."

"Wait, don't, don't go, I understand, I understand, I understand very well." Li Erpang quickly took out a small card, and forced it into Yi Lin's hand: "Can you help me now?"

"No."

Erin shook her head.

Li Erpang gritted his teeth and stuffed another one: "What about now?"

"No."

Li Erpang was about to cry, but he still took out another one and said in a low voice, "You are going too far, this is my treasure at the bottom of the box."

Outrageous.

Greedy.

Li Erpang was very helpless.

But he didn't expect that Yi Lin secretly stuffed the three cards back without changing his face.

Li Erpang was taken aback.

Yi Lin patted the little fat man's shoulder and shook her head: "With your stamina, it's no wonder Sister Su can easily take you down."

Li Erpang: "???"

What the hell?

Three rare item cards, this kid was not tempted at all, and even gave himself a look of contempt?

When Li Erpang was stunned, Yi Lin returned the three rare item cards, and instead handed Li Erpang a card mysteriously.

"Congratulations on getting out of the singles."

I take off your sister!

Li Erpang was furious, but he still skillfully took the card from Yi Lin's hand.

——【Indian God Oil】.

Looking at the attributes, Li Erpang was taken aback for a moment.

I go?

This thing is still abundant in the trial?

But after seeing the attributes clearly, Li Erpang couldn't help cursing loudly:

"I'm tall and mighty, it's not a problem to hit ten or eight. Do you need this junk?"

Su Xiaosu: "?"

Yi Lin looked at Su Xiaosu who was not far away, her expression remained unchanged, and she kindly reminded: "But sister Su is more than ten or eight."

Li Erpang was speechless.

Yi Lin reminded again: "Preparation is safe."

Li Erpang felt that Yi Lin's words made sense.So I silently put away the 【Indian God Oil】.

what.

Why is the sky still so dazzling when I am clearly squinted?

that is because,

My tears were buried so deep they hurt my eyes.

With tears in his eyes, Li Erpang was full of poetry, and silently wrote a poem to express his sorrow.

Chapter 286 Master Ma

11 month 15 day.

Shuhan Province, Litai City, Liangcheng County.

This is a small city out of touch with the times.

The newly built high-rise buildings and the old brick houses are interlaced. Walking on the road, it seems to have traveled through two centuries, giving people a feeling of time and space.

Yi Lin, Li Erpang, Su Xiaosu, and Wang Tiandi were walking on the road.

It attracted a lot of attention.

After all, this combination has a very high rate of return.

Not to mention a dog with snow-white hair and a coquettish expression from time to time.

Just Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu, a couple with a sharp contrast in body shape, is enough to attract attention.

Yi Lin buried her head in depression and hurried on her way.

Unexpectedly, he still didn't get rid of this troublesome guy in the end, and let the little fat man stick to him.

Li Erpang looked at the scene of the small city curiously. As he walked, he finally couldn't help asking: "By the way, what are you doing in such a small corner when you have nothing to do?"

"Tourism."

Yi Lin said.

"Travel?" Li Erpang tried to widen his eyes.

Unfortunately it didn't work out.

"if not?"

"How dare I believe you, you ghost."

"believe it or not."

Yi Lin bickered lazily with the little fat man.

Su Xiaosu, carrying a heavy bag, silently followed behind Yi Lin and Li Erpang.

On the way, Yi Lin also casually asked why Su Xiaosu carried her luggage behind her back.

Su Xiaosu's reason is very simple.

Some luggage that exceeds the "threshold" cannot be packed into the storage space.

Besides, this weight is completely inferior to the weight she usually carries when exercising, so it doesn't matter.

"Actually,"

Yi Lin narrowed her eyes suddenly, smiled slightly, and said to the couple: "A small city is better than a small city. The scenery is beautiful, the air is fresh, the folk customs are simple, and the pace of life is suitable. This is a good place for a honeymoon vacation."

When Su Xiaosu heard this, his eyes lit up and he nodded.

It sounds reasonable!

After all, they grew up in a big city, and the scenery of a small city is a novel experience for both Fatty and Su Xiaosu.

People, you have to find ways to find something new.

Otherwise, what is the difference with salted fish?

Li Erpang curled his lips, noncommittal.

He didn't care where Yi Lin went.

As long as he can escape from Huating City and delay the wedding date as much as possible, he will have achieved the little fat man's goal.

Hum hum.

For the sake of his dream, Fat Lord will do whatever it takes to bear your burden!

One word: endure!

Dad, you underestimate your son's determination too much!

"So." Seeing that the two had no objections, Yi Lin continued, "We will act separately for a while."

Li Erpang listened.

Not right.

Is this clearly trying to find a reason to get rid of them?

Naive.

no way!

The little fat man smiled coldly: "How about living?"

"What live?"

"The work of the special group! Old Zhao said that he came out with you to handle business."

Yi Lin was speechless: "What did that Zhao tell you?"

"Ahem, if you want to practice, it's always right to follow Yi Lin. Anyway, he is unlucky, and he will encounter trouble wherever he goes. That's what he said."

Yi Lin: "..., get out."

Li Erpang: "?"

I don't know if the little fat man really wants to work full time, or if he is just trying to escape from marriage, it seems that he is determined to follow him.No matter what reason Yi Lin used, Li Erpang refused to leave after being beaten to death.

Erin couldn't help it.

He could only quietly send a private message to Su Xiaosu.

Su Xiaosu understood instantly.

Without saying a word, she grabbed the little fat man by his collar and dragged him away.

"Fuck! Young man, you are unreasonable! We agreed to advance and retreat together! Can we still be good friends?"

Yi Lin suddenly remembered the movement in Li Changge's villa, hesitated for a moment, and decided to remind him kindly: "Here, take it easy."

Su Xiaosu: "?"

Li Erpang: "???"

Yi Lin: "Ordinary places can't stand your troubles."

Li Erpang was taken aback when he heard the words, and instantly became angry: "I'm torturing your sister!"

Su Xiaosu blushed, and said in a sweet voice, "Okay."