I really don't want to be a disaster
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Angela shook her head silently.
The scene is familiar, yet far away.
"Zhao, brother Zhao, shall I buy a pack of cigarettes?"
Angela looked at the unmanned automatic vending store not far away, and finally couldn't help but whispered.
"Wait, are you still smoking? Ah no, smoking?"
Zhao Yulong instantly felt his mouth dry and his throat a little itchy, as if just hearing the word "smoke", his whole body involuntarily itched, it was unbearable.
But remembering that "that person" doesn't like the smell of cigarettes, Zhao Yulong gritted his teeth again, threw a piece of chewing gum into his mouth, and twitched the corner of his mouth: "Hurry up, don't hang around in front of me."
Angela smiled slightly.
He gave Zhao Yulong a funny look, then wriggled his sexy waist and quickly walked into the shop.
Zhao Yulong stared at Angela's back, squinting, as if in deep thought.
Then--
When Angela came out.
Zhao Yulong took a breath, wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth quickly, turned his head, and whistled, with an expression of "brother, I didn't see anything".
Snapped.
Angela didn't avoid suspicion either, and directly lit a slender women's cigarette, her eyes were blurred, her movements were elegant, and she swallowed the clouds, as if her whole figure was entangled in the clouds and mist of a fairyland.
Zhao Yulong took a breath by the way.
Second-hand……
In fact, it is also very fragrant.
It's just the smell of smoke, a little less flavor.
After all, it is a women's cigarette, the taste is light and not heavy enough.
"Here, Brother Zhao, would you like a bite?"
Angela looked at the gluttonous Zhao Yulong with a smile, and handed the delicate cigarette holder that was slightly moist and seductively glowing to Zhao Yulong.
He hesitated for several seconds.
Zhao Yulong waved his hand: "I just quit smoking."
"I know!" Angela laughed, her eyes were like crescent moons, her smooth red hair swayed slowly in the breeze, her whole body exuded a mature charm.
"But this is my cigarette, and it has nothing to do with Brother Zhao and you."
Angela blinked.
"It makes sense!"
Zhao Yulong suddenly realized.
Unable to refute.
……
……
"What the hell? It's a reporter?"
Li Erpang looked at the professional shooting equipment raised in the crowd, and while secretly delighted, he couldn't help but feel a little terrified.
This thing seems to be getting bigger and bigger.
Wouldn't his father recognize him through these layers of hoods?
No way?
No way?
Shouldn't it?
Li Erpang was originally very confident that even if his parents came in person, they would never recognize him.
But ever since Su Xiaosu recognized the little fat man at a glance, Li Erpang had the illusion that "this headgear is like the emperor's new clothes".
Could it be that Su Xiaosu's kind is really love?
Li Erpang didn't believe it.
Don't believe it.
While thinking wildly, Li Erpang was surrounded by the crowd, casually posing in all kinds of coquettish poses.
Do a full play.
We must treat every performance with the most professional attitude.
——Experience taught by Li Changge.
"coming!"
suddenly.
Su Xiaosu, who has been silent all the time, watched Li Erpang silently with a kind of gentle eyes, said softly with a slightly cold expression.
A male apostle wearing a "red apple" mask kept silent, pushed away from the crowd, and approached the "Fat Rabbit Couple" step by step with the attitude of the return of the king.
Followed by.
banana.
watermelon.
Cherry.
Ripe peaches.
Grape.
abalone.
Apostles wearing strange masks appeared in front of Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu from all directions, as if they had made an appointment.
and many more.
It seems that something terrible has been mixed into these masks.
But it is not important.
Li Erpang didn't bother to savor it carefully.
In short, when Li Erpang saw this scene, he no longer wanted to pose, and his face sank.
Su Xiaosu took a step towards Li Erpang.
Tiny step.
But more than half of that tall and majestic body blocked Li Erpang like an umbrella.
It seems to be sheltering Li Erpang from the wind and rain.
Clap clap clap clap.
see this scene.
Many onlookers were suddenly blessed.
Involuntarily applauded.
— with tears streaming down his face.
Thank you for this great love.
This bowl of dog food, we did it silently!
"I am the special on-site reporter of Haiting City No. [-] Radio Station, Xiao Susu. Today is a special day. We will bring the most authentic live broadcast for this conscientious crew that is destined to go down in history. Remember to follow my official account. !"
"Temporarily speaking, Haiting City's No. [-] Radio Station is broadcasting this scene exclusively before its release. It is said that the reporter from Radio No. [-] was unable to catch up because of the traffic jam."
"Not much nonsense, let us first look at this touching and tearful scene."
"Fat rabbit...couple? Forgive Xiao Susu for having too big breasts and too little knowledge. It will be unclear for a while, who is the husband and who is the wife, but you see, this is body language! This short Actions, no lines, but we can feel the greatness of love from this body language..."
Who the hell are the Fat Rabbit couple!
Li Erpang was furious.
But before he had time to protest, the "Red Apple" who came out first looked around, and said slowly in a magnetic low tone: "Still the same sentence, Fat Rabbit, as long as you hand over that thing, we will I will definitely not embarrass you, and will let you and your wife leave."
Su Xiaosu chuckled lightly.
Li Erpang pushed Su Xiaosu away...
No push.
But it doesn't matter.
In order to show his masculinity, while Li Erpang did not push Su Xiaosu, he immediately took another step across his shoulders, stood in front of Su Xiaosu, pointed at the nonsense bastard not far away, and yelled at him.
"Just because of you crooked melons and split dates, you want to stop our fat rabbit couple... Ah bah! Fat rabbit and strong rabbit stop? Do you think you are making a movie? Do you return from the dead? Fruit ninja? Ah? Ah? Ah?"
Li Erpang wore a mask, and he was not afraid of embarrassment, so he acted in his true colors, spraying out a string of mouth cannons.
In an instant, no matter it was the reporter, the onlookers, or the apostles who jumped out, they all stood there for a few seconds.
and many more.
They finally came to their senses.
The fat man spoke too fast, and they couldn't hear the specific content clearly, but Fruit Ninja could hear the last sentence clearly.
They were masks bought casually from the street. When Fatty said this, several apostles looked at each other in dismay. It turned out that they were really all fruit-shaped masks!
Huh?wrong.
It seems that some strange mask has been mixed in.
The other apostles looked at "Abalone" one after another.
Mr. Baoyu was taken aback: "What are you doing looking at me with such eyes? Is there something wrong with my mask?"
Taking advantage of the moment when the others were stunned by Li Erpang's coquettish remarks.
Li Erpang quietly exhausted all his breastfeeding strength, and pulled Su Xiaosu hard.
— didn’t pull it out.
"Fuck, Sister Su, why are you still using your skills?"
Li Erpang looked down, and saw that Su Xiaosu was silently preparing to block everyone, and firmly planted his legs on the ground.
This is obviously the skill that Su Xiaosu used to block the Laughing Bat with his own power in Gotham City - [Mountainless].
"?"
Su Xiaosu looked indifferent, and slowly typed a question mark.
"Fuck! Cancel the skill! Let's go!"
When Su Xiaosu heard the words, he instantly understood what Li Erpang meant.
--run.
Could it be that there is a tacit understanding?
Su Xiaosu was expressionless, thinking silently.
Not long after Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu ran away, it took a few seconds for the Fruit Ninja team to react.
"They're going to run!"
"Could it be that among the two of them, one of them is carrying a real spirit weapon!"
"Chase!"
Without the slightest precaution, without the slightest worry, they came here for the spirit-possessed weapon. Seeing the rabbit that was about to reach its mouth was about to fly away, the others couldn't care less about the inconsistency of "Mr. Abalone" on the mask. They all showed their special abilities and caught up with the fat man without hesitation.
At this time, the advantages of the apostle on the agile side are fully displayed——
Run faster than others.
more agile.
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