I really don't want to be a disaster

It was late at night.

Generally speaking, during this time period, most of the night owls in Haiting City gather in the bustling night market, but the roads are sparsely populated.

Li Erpang raised his head.

"The dark moon and the high wind kill the night?"

He suddenly remembered such a classic old saying.

Li Erpang didn't dare to relax his vigilance either.

A pair of squinting eyes scans around, as long as it is a woman, as long as it is not difficult to see, it will never let go, so take a good look at it.

Another half hour passed.

The bloody plot that Li Erpang had rehearsed ten or twenty times in his head didn't even happen.

Safe journey.

It's all right.

It went so smoothly that Fatty even wondered if he had persecuted delusions.

Zhang Huichun, real missions, etc., do not exist at all, haha, hallucinations, everything is an illusion!

Snapped.

Su Xiaosu slapped Li Erpang on the back.

Only then did Li Erpang recover from his wild thoughts and was about to get angry when he turned around and saw that it was Brother Su who had no expression on his face. What are you doing? I can't be photographed with my small body!"

The corners of Ou Lele's eyebrows twitched slightly: "Small body? Just you?"

Yi Lin said blankly, "Fatty, you blocked the door."

Li Erpang: "..."

Ou Lele covered her mouth and smiled.

Li Erpang raised his eyebrows.

He stomped out the door.

But he walked in front of Ou Lele.

Seeing the crotch from the top, and seeing the top from the crotch, I looked back and forth several times.

Olele: "?"

Li Erpang had a regretful expression, and patted Ou Lele on the shoulder: "You're right, it depends on who you compare yourself to, I am indeed not young."

Ou Lele: "???"

Li Erpang smiled.

Does not explain the meaning of the words.

Su Xiaosu couldn't help but give the little fat man a white look, with a smile on his brow.

It's just that this smile didn't catch the fat man in Deser's attention.

"Evil fate."

Yi Lin saw Su Xiaosu's expression looking at Li Erpang, and silently summed up two words in her heart.

But don't say it.

In Yi Lin's eyes, Su Xiaosu and Li Erpang are quite compatible.

——At least, the weight is very appropriate.

Four people filed in.

Soon, they quietly entered Li Changge's villa.

Li Changge and Lao Pan have already returned here safe and sound.

The door opened.

Fatty just walked ahead.

As soon as the door opened, a face that was too familiar came into Li Erpang's squinting eyes.

Li Erpang: "..."

Pan Xiaozheng: "..."

Li Changge's door was abruptly frozen by the awkward atmosphere between the two for a full ten seconds.

Ten seconds later.

"I'm fucking you, Pan Zhengyi! The fat man finally found you! Today, the fat man will definitely be with you forever!"

Li Erpang let out an angry roar, dragged nearly two hundred kilograms of fat, and rushed towards the expressionless Lao Pan.

Seeing Lao Pan and Li Erpang wrestling together in the hall, Yi Lin slapped her forehead.

He actually forgot that in Gotham City, Li Erpang still seemed to be obsessed with Pan Zhengyi's actions.

10 minute later.

"Is it over?"

Yi Lin chuckled, looking at the two panting people who occupied one side of the hall.

There was a slap mark on Lao Pan's face, the red one, and he was holding "Harry's good friend" tightly in his hand, and the uneven stick was still stained with blood.

The bridge of Li Erpang's nose was bruised, and a nosebleed gurgled out. From time to time, he heard the fat man sniff, and the nosebleed was sucked back by Li Erpang.

Li Changge looked at the messy living room wanting to cry but without tears.

He looked at Li Erpang, then at Lao Pan, and didn't know who to settle accounts with.

Li Erpang wiped his nosebleed, his fingers trembled, and he pointed at the stick in Pan Xiaozheng's hand: "How the hell did you bring that thing out?"

Lao Pan slowly put out a question mark, but he didn't hide it: "I got it in the lottery."

Li Erpang: "..."

Ou Lele dug out a tube of premium-grade potato chips from some cabinet in Li Changge's villa, and ate them happily. After eating for a while, she felt a little dry, so she yelled at Li Changge unceremoniously.

"Big star, I want a drink, I want a drink."

Li Changge: "..."

Su Xiaosu was expressionless.

Seeing that Li Erpang was hit with a stick by Lao Pan until his nose bleeds, he felt a little distressed.

I couldn't help but patted the coffee table lightly with my palm.

Snapped.

The solid wood tea table in the living room was photographed in two in an instant.

Li Changge cried even worse: "I am made of rare wood..."

the other side.

Lao Pan and Li Erpang didn't seem to enjoy the fight.

Twisted together again.

Up, down, left, right, right, ABAB...

Li Erpang casually lifted up an ordinary-looking vase in the corner of the living room.

The corners of Li Changge's eyes twitched, and he yelled, "Stop it!! Put down that vase! It's an antique from the Ming Dynasty—"

"Ding dong!"

"You have a new visitor, brother~"

The AI ​​housekeeper of Li Changge's villa sounded a mature and charming AI synthesized voice.

Yi Lin looked down at the time.

"It should be almost there."

So Yi Lin ignored the few people fighting in the living room, and Li Changge, who was about to cry, and walked straight to the door.

- Open the door for visitors.

Behind.

Li Changge let out another ghostly cry.

"My antique!"

Yi Lin opened the door casually, sensing a strong wind coming from behind, he took a step to the side calmly.

What flew behind Yi Lin was a so-called antique vase that looked ordinary.

Judging by Li Changge's reaction, it seems that he is still a bit expensive.

call out!

The vase just flew past Yi Lin.

A sharp sword glow, raised and lowered the sword, hurt everyone's eyes.

click.

Almost after the light of the knife flashed, the knife was sheathed, as if it had never shown its edge.

Snapped.

The small antique vase is split in two right down the middle.

The incision is smooth as a mirror.

Oda Mai raised her head.

With a clear face, he slowly put out a question mark.

"?"

Li Changge: "..."

……

……

Because the matter was so important, Li Changge randomly found a reason to ask his manager Zhang Hanlu to return to the company for a short stay for two days, so as not to delay things in the villa.

Just two days.

Yesterday and today.

If all goes well, it can all be over on the third day.

If it doesn't go well... Li Changge will undoubtedly ascend to heaven in place, and Zhang Hanlu will have nothing else to do next.

After Li Changge paid a "slight" price, all the guests finally calmed down.

Everyone is now on the second floor.

Because the first floor is like a typhoon passing by, it is horrible.

——Not very suitable for staying.

It was just after midnight.

For Yi Lin...they are all there.

Everyone sat around on the carpet.

look at each other.

The atmosphere in the room was heavy.

Light rain.

The pattering kind.

It seems that there is still a sad little song lingering in everyone's ears. Those who hear it are sad and those who hear it cry. People can't help but feel a sense of sadness...

"Turn off your special effects for me!"