I really don't want to be a disaster

"I, I'm not human."

Yi Lin shook her head and said with certainty.

……

The training was almost done, Yi Lin took the dog with her to meet the boss.

At least it has learned to go to the toilet, read newspapers, not defecate anywhere, and not embarrass itself.

"Acridine! Mascot! So cute!"

Xiaoxi hugged the dog and threw it up vigorously.

Snapped!

The dog was stuck to the ceiling in large characters, and the dog's face was full of capital letters.

"Okay, you are dignified...cough cough, don't bully a dog."

Yi Lin squinted her eyes and looked at the mere god, he always felt that Xiaoxi was trying to find ways to get back on the dog.

"How can it be?" Xiaoxi said she couldn't, but she pressed the dog in front of her face and asked with a smile, "Wang Er, do you believe in God?"

Gouzi was taken aback.

Under Yi Lin's training, its IQ and logical thinking have improved a lot.Wang Tiandi vaguely sensed that this was a gift proposition.

"Wang!"

Gouzi immediately squatted in front of Xiaoxi, frantically wagging his tail as if flattering him, clapped his front paws together, closed his dog's eyes, and looked like "worshiping God devoutly".

"good."

A ray of white light descended from the sky and landed on Gouzi.

The dog, bathed in light, exudes awe-inspiring but inviolable holy light.

Yi Lin was slightly startled: "You are?"

"You don't think that 'belief' is just lip service?" Xiaoxi squinted her eyes at the administrator and raised her index finger triumphantly: "Anyway, I'm a dignified god, Isn't it natural feedback to bless 'believers'?"

fuck?

Yi Lin quickly used the background to check Gouzi's information.

really.

There is a weird skill in Gouzi's panel:

【Blessing of Hope】

【Grade】SSS

[Restriction] It can only be activated by "canine species in a state of near-death (referred to as: dead dog)".

[Effect] Permanent luck +3.0; in the state of dying, you can get the "Blessing of Hope" and the bonus of "God Dog": strength +50%, agility +50%, spirit +50%, life recovery speed +100%, immune to most of the normal negative states, and random awakening of the Phantom Beast form of canine subjects (including but not limited to Fudou, Tengu, Cerberus, Truth Listening, Roaring Dog).Duration: 300 seconds.Cooldown: 24 hours.

[Description] Please remember, no matter what time, you must have hope. PS: In many cases, a person may not be comparable to a dog.

……

After Yi Lin watched it, her face was expressionless: "Beforehand, I am not jealous of a dog, I just want to know, is this also a loophole?"

The mere god raised his index finger triumphantly, and replied, "Mistakes will lead to more mistakes."

At this moment, Yi Lin began to think rationally:

Can I create an army of super dogs?

"Can I ask for [-] such mascots... No, [-]? I don't mean anything else, I like dogs better."

"...you're thinking about farting."

Chapter 1104 The intersection of darkness and light

of course.

【Super Dog Legion】The speed of light plan fell through.

Xiaoxi said that once there are too many mascots, they will no longer be mascots, and they will be forced to downgrade, which is not worth it.

Worth it, of course it is.

Yi Lin secretly cursed.

But he guessed that the main reason why Xiaoxi said such unassuming words was... poor.

Who has no trouble?

Who doesn't have a sore spot?

Who has nothing to hide?

even god.

It was rare for Yi Lin not to pierce the goddess's little thoughts, and left with the "mascot".

At the time of parting, the mascot had a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, looking like a successful puppy.

Under Yi Lin's care, Emperor Wang entered the trial again.

Everything in the trial, Yi Lin can't intervene "in principle".

Only now did Yi Lin know why during the trial, she would occasionally meet some beings who would call their apostles "outsiders".

Everything they plunder, and what they do in the other world, will be transformed into sources, and will eventually feed back to "Xi Paradise".

If you ignore the sacrifices behind it all, it's a virtuous cycle.

Yi Lin could see the growth of the apostles.

He was one of them before, but now he is detached, with a bigger structure and a wider vision.In the middle, there is a realm.

While thinking, 1 minute later, Wang Er came back.

Wang Tiandi flicked his furry tail at high speed, and a small turbulence appeared above its tail, whirring.Wang'er pawed her earnings in front of Yi Lin in a fawning manner: [Gift Package for Exclusive Experience of Canine Fantasy Species].

fuck.

Your experience is obviously different from others.

As expected of a mascot.

When Yi Lin was lamenting that "people and dogs cannot be treated the same", his administrator panel turned into a scarlet alarm interface, and the "navigator" responsible for running the will of the world is using this method to issue a critical alert to the administrator .

[The intruder is found. 】

[Event Level: B. 】

[There is a conflict of underlying logic. 】

[There are bugs. 】

[Processing failed. 】

[Processing failed. 】

[Processing failed. 】

[Transfer to administrator. 】

[Administrator please deal with it as soon as possible. 】

If there is nothing to do, you can put the administrator aside, and if there is something to do, you can let the administrator go online again, right?

Looking at the warning text all over the screen, Yi Lin was secretly upset.

It's okay to be unhappy, but there is no reason to talk to the "navigator".The navigator is only responsible for running the core of Xi Paradise, and does not have the emotion and will to communicate normally.

"Wait, now it's..."

It is now May 2121, 9.

Yi Lin closed her eyes for a moment, skillfully drew circles with her right hand, and landed in Haiting City.

He was followed by a wheezing dog.

This situation, like a magic soldier with a three-eyed dog, attracted the attention of the world.

Of course, he is very low-key.

"He hasn't come yet, but he will appear here."

Yi Lin sat on the top of the Goddess Tower, waiting quietly.

……

The news of Zhang Huichun's resurrection created an uproar in the circle.

A non-existent spirit-possessed weapon set off a bloody storm in the circle of apostles.

Huh?

Why is our goddess here to join in the fun?

wrong.

This is history.

After a moment of dumbfounding, Yi Lin noticed that "Xiao Xi and her mother" had also come here, so he ignored it for the time being.He stood on the top of the Goddess Tower and began to communicate with the navigator.

Administrator: 【Application for the release of 'Mandatory Reality Mission'. 】

Navigator: [Application rejected. 】

turn down?

Administrator: [Then I can't control this matter, what's the matter. 】

Yi Lin is ready to put down her burden and leave.

He is not a backer.

Navigator: [Application approved. 】

The navigator responded quickly.

It seems that after the logical operation of the will of the world, it will lead to more serious results after considering that the administrator will leave.

"It's better to get this result earlier."

A series of invisible light curtains, centered on the administrator, spread around.

In the blink of an eye, this bustling oriental city became a huge prison for the apostles.

……

[The mandatory reality mission is now issued. 】

[Area: Tower of Death. 】

[Location: Longguo, Haiting City. 】

[Mission Restriction: Tier [-] Apostle. 】

[Difficulty: Unknown. 】

[Real mission: Completely eliminate the apostle (ID: ????), Zhang Huichun. 】

[Time limit: 72 hours. 】

[Punishment for mission failure: 10000 death points will be deducted.When there are not enough death points...kill it! 】

[Task Reward: Unknown, issued according to the final mission contribution. 】

谷聲

……

After proficiently releasing the real task according to the "memory", the administrator continued to stand on the sidelines.

Li Changge, Zhi Tianwu, Li Erpang, Ou Lele, Yi Lin No. [-], Zhao Yulong, all familiar friends will appear here one by one.

Everyone doesn't know that in this city, there used to be another "Yirin" from a different time and space. He was an administrator, aloof and overlooking everything.

He watched someone die, someone go crazy, someone sacrifice, someone triumph, and someone struggle.The administrator is calm and calm.

Yi Lin told herself over and over again that this is history.