I really don't want to be a disaster
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Yi Lin put aside all scruples, and drank heavily with Lao Chen.
There are all kinds of bragging throughout the ages.
They are all antiques.
There is bragging capital.
Everyone was laughing and shouting: "I think I..."
"Hey, 1000 years ago, the old man already..."
"The mere 1000-year past, how dare you play tricks in front of this old man, this story should start from 700 years ago..."
Yi Lin blew a few bottles in one go.
He didn't use any spells to soothe his hangover.
on the wine table.
A group of old men are teaching the bridegroom the valuable experience of "bridal chamber wedding night".
Jian Nanchun shook his head and said, "Don't act too hastily."
Nie Shanhe also got a little bit drunk: "This is like practicing swordsmanship. You should follow the temptation and do everything from your heart."
Chen Bei thought for a while, he seemed to be inexperienced, but he was excited, so he bit the bullet and said: "The old man heard that during the festive night in the bridal chamber, you need to prepare a pair of scissors."
"hiss……"
When everyone heard it, they seemed to think of something terrible, they gasped in fright, their waists and hips merged together, they woke up a little bit from the drink, shook their heads repeatedly, and said that the scissors were not necessary.
Brother Gou is very experienced, holding the flagon, said coldly: "Reproducing offspring, all kinds of martial arts, those are the skills engraved in the genes, why worry about it?"
Butter echoed loudly: "Grandpa Dog said it well! I was an old cow back then, so I just put my head down and learned a fart!"
Jian Nanchun and the "old man" were all dumbfounded.
It doesn't make sense.
Jian Nanchun got drunk and slapped the table to get up: "Fart! How can people and monsters be the same?"
"Mr. Jian, do you want to provoke a war between monsters? If you don't accept it, come to fight!"
"Fight is war!"
"Who is afraid of who!"
"Who loses, wash your hair upside down tonight!"
"Hey, old dog, this end, you've got to wash it!"
While drinking, a few of them went to play games for no reason.
Changed the battlefield.
……
When the moon was bright and the stars were thin, he was dragged back to the bed by Hua Niang with one hand in a daze.
"Xue'er, don't forget the ancient skills your mother taught you!"
Hua Niang smirked and winked at Xia Ruxue who was beside the bed, with an expression of "the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law know each other".
Xia Ruxue was a bit embarrassed when she was molested by Hua Niang like this.
It wasn't until Hua Niang was pushed out of the door, and Xia Ruxue locked the door with a "click", that she let out a long sigh of relief.
She pressed her back against the door—even though she knew that Hua Niang was going to break in, she couldn't stop it, but this action undoubtedly brought her a strong sense of security.
"Plop, plop, plop."
There was still noise outside, and the noise came through the door.
But at this moment, only the sound of her heart beating faster and faster was left in Xia Ruxue's ears.
"Come on! Xia Ruxue! You can do it!"
Xia Ruxue patted herself on the face with both hands, cheering herself up.
In the past, she was "Sister Xia". From today on, she is "Mrs. Lin".
Identity is different.
but,
So nervous.
I do not know how long it has been.
The room was filled with a strong aroma of wine.
Yi Lin, who was supposed to be lying on the bed in a large size and passed away drunk, first bursts of smoke wafted from his body, and then he opened his eyes.
"Ah this? Are you awake now?"
Xia Ruxue was dumbfounded.
you're awake,
What should I do!
Xia Ruxue's cheeks were so hot that they were smoking.
Yi Lin rubbed her temples and said with a smile, "I'll drink up the wine, otherwise it will be too uncomfortable."
"Husband...Senior brother...you...I...bed...bath..."
Xia Ruxue spoke incoherently, faltering, and she didn't even know what she wanted to say. After a while, she plucked up the courage to climb onto the bed, and lay down on the word "human" that Yi Lin pressed on the soft bed not long ago. In the hollow of the shape, the big font is sideways, eyes closed, with a "heroic" expression: "Come on!"
Yi Lin didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Are you putting this on the execution ground?"
He knew that Junior Sister was nervous.
Yi Lin was also a little nervous.
Everyone is the first time.
Why bother to make things difficult for the young.
"Marriage is tiring." Yi Lin scratched her dead skin and found a topic: "Don't make it so complicated next time."
When Xia Ruxue heard it, a carp bounced up from the bed, glaring at senior brother: "Do you want to do it again?"
"Uh, that's not what I meant..."
"Then what do you mean?"
The newlyweds stared wide-eyed.
Staring and staring, both Yi Lin and Xia Ruxue couldn't help laughing.
The awkward atmosphere eased a lot.
The two were lying on the bed.
Looking at the ceiling.
Xia Ruxue turned her head and looked at her brother's profile: "That book..."
She couldn't forget that strange book about training or something.
"Oh, you said that book..." Yi Lin knew that her junior sister was thinking wrong, so she could only take out the [Queen Yanluo's Training Manual·Secret] and throw it on Xia Ruxue.
Xia Ruxue turned to the first page like a curious baby, blushing, as if she had unlocked some special idea.
But when she scanned the first page, she was taken aback.
There are some words in it that she can't understand.
Yi Lin explained: "This broken book is what I gained after a certain 'trial' before, and it has been kept at the bottom of the box. I didn't know the real solution to this secret book until not long ago." Yi Lin learned from Xia Ru Xue pulled the book back with a "boom" from her hand.
"No matter what the text is, in the final analysis, it is a kind of 'password', with a fixed way of reading, even if it is a wordless tablet without words, it must have a unique code. Like this book, I only need to..." Yi Lin smiled, and with a flick of her finger, the cheat book appeared in front of Xia Ruxue, as if it came to life, the pages fluttered, the words on it flickered, jumped into the room, and recombined into a gorgeous light curtain.
"The above records are a complete set of 'flame magic', which is a level higher than 'magic'. By reading this cheat book, I can extract the essence of it and supplement the shortcomings of my 'law of freedom'."
The foreign "words" danced like butterflies, spinning around Xia Ruxue and Yi Lin, forming a wall of light.
Only then did Xia Ruxue realize that she was wrong.
"Brother, do you know what I like most about you?" Xia Ruxue was in a daze, and after a long silence, she suddenly asked while grabbing Yi Lin's arm.
"I'm an upright person...?" Yi Lin pondered for a moment, then asked a little uncertainly.
He can't change this advantage.
"No!" Xia Ruxue shook her head vigorously, like a rattle: "I like the concentration and persistence of senior brother when he thinks about something."
Although the junior sister's unthinking "no" made Yi Lin a little depressed, but the last sentence made Yi Lin's little depression disappear.
He rubbed Xia Ruxue's white hair habitually, looking at the dazzling whiteness, he kept everything in silence.
"Brother, are you sure you will...read this...book tonight?"
Xia Ruxue lowered her head and reminded in a low voice: "I remember you said that in the future, we will have a... daughter..."
"It makes sense!" Yi Lin suddenly nodded, and gave Xia Ruxue a meaningful look: "Then?"
"Then...?"
Yi Lin flicked her fingers, the barrier fell, and the surroundings were silent.
"Freedom Law Deconstruction! Smash!"
"Ah—my clothes!"
The wedding dress is gone.
"Wait, don't bite me!"
"It hurts, woo woo woo!"
……
on the eaves.
A bat with its wings crossed at its waist showed a strange smile on its face.
From time to time, she made sounds of wonder, doubt, emotion, and curiosity.
"Oh~~"
"Wow~"
"hiss……"
"So it can still be like this... Tsk tsk tsk."
"Humans are such an interesting species."
The corner of the little bat's mouth curled up eagerly, and it stretched out its miniature pink tongue, licking the edge of its mouth.
Chapter 1022 A dream within reach
The next day.
Three poles in the sun.
The warm sunshine shines into the wedding room.
With a wave of Yi Lin's hand, she opened the window in the air for ventilation.
He woke up early, thinking about life.
The junior sister who was sleeping soundly murmured occasionally in her sleep, and her whole body was wrapped around his waist like an octopus, and the pressure was so tight that Yi Lin couldn't move.
"You have indeed grown up."
Yi Lin's eyes wandered, secretly feeling emotional.
In her sleep, the junior sister's crescent eyebrows were slightly frowned, and when Yi Lin was curious about what the junior sister was dreaming, she squeezed out a sleepy word from Xia Ruxue's slightly dry lips:
"Brother... don't go to die..."
Irene: "..."
Carefully, without waking up his junior sister, he pushed aside her hands and legs, got dressed, washed and brushed her teeth.
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