I really don't want to be a disaster

According to the rules, even inner disciples are not qualified to live in a large house, and can only live in a small wooden hut. This is the hard and simple good character passed down by the ancestors of Tianjianmen. How can a mere Lin Yi be corrupted? .

So a few elders who had disliked Lin Yi earlier made an appointment to take this opportunity to beat Lin Yi.

That battle was not small.Several elders came out of the mountain at the same time, the white bird screamed, the dark clouds covered the sun, the sand and rocks flew, and the special effects were full.

Seeing the battle, many disciples thought that Lin Yi was finally out of luck. Thousands of people followed the elder and flew to the men's handyman's class to talk about the excitement.

But in the end, no one expected the ending of this episode.

The elders had just landed in front of the Lin residence, and when they looked up at the same time, their faces were black and purple, and they were silent for a moment.

"Coincidentally" Lin Yi came out of the house wearing a strange yellow hat, and several elders came forward to congratulate Lin Yi, saying something like "Congratulations on moving to a new house".This dramatic ending made more than half of the thousands of monks feel so surprised that they spurted out a mouthful of blood.

It is said that half a year after this incident, there was an inner sect disciple in Discipline Mountain who was deeply loved by Bi Tiexin on weekdays. Seeing that Lin Yi had received the unanimous blessing of the elders, he followed Lin Yi's example and spent a month, A three-story tower was built.

In the end, the inner sect disciple was beaten to death by Bi Tiexin, and thrown into the confinement grotto, where he was fined and locked up for an indefinite period of time. He said that he would be released only when Elder Bi was in a better mood.

And that brand-new tower was shot by a group of elders in anger, smashed into powder on the spot, and even dug a deep hole in the foundation, so as to relieve the hatred in their hearts.

After this incident,

All the outer disciples and some inner disciples who were unhappy with Lin Yi no longer dare to speak ill of Lin Yi on any occasion.

……

"Three years and three years later, I almost forgot that I was still the president of the Apocalypse Guild."

morning.

yard,

"Oh-oh-ohhh~"

Xiaoqing erected her slender neck, held her head high, and croaked like a rooster, waking Yi Lin up on time.

Yi Lin took out an ancestral carpenter's knife, found a "Jiannanchun brand" wooden figure beside the bed, and carved a knife on it skillfully.

After engraving, Yi Lin placed it on the bedside.

In addition to this wooden figure, there are five other wooden figures of the same style on the bedside, and the wooden figures are also full of knife marks.

"Sword one, sword two, sword three, sword four, sword five, sword six."

It takes half a year to carve one wooden figure, and three full years to carve six wooden figures.

Yi Lin quickly changed her clothes, and the room was a little messy, with five rows of wooden boards nailed on the wall to act as "bookshelves". Minor tools such as carving knives and screws.

On the ground, there are many wooden swords and handmade wood carvings of small animals randomly piled up.

Brush your teeth, wash your face, fry eggs...

Yi Lin was doing her boring daily routine.

"Duk tuk, tuk tuk."

Someone was banging on the window.

"Brother, brother, are you here?"

Yi Lin quickly finished eating the seven-ripe poached bird eggs.

"Brother, brother, are you here?"

"Brother! I know you're inside!"

"Senior brother and brother!"

"Brother!"

Yi Lin remained silent. Not long after cleaning up the house, the surrounding temperature dropped sharply. Xia Xiaoman was standing by the window, holding his Frost Snow Sword with a dark face, and was about to break the window violently.

"Not here! Is it alright!"

Yi Lin saw that Xia Xiaoman was about to remove one of his walls, so she had no choice but to open the window and pointed to the courtyard door behind Xia Xiaoman: "How many times have I told you to ring the doorbell before coming in? Didn’t you install the doorbell in the most conspicuous position? Do you have to force me to set up a super killing array over the yard so that you can have a longer memory, huh!?”

"Didn't I forget it?" Xia Xiaoman stuck out her tongue and put away the Frost Snow Sword with a playful smile. Seeing no one around, she skillfully slipped into the room through the window.As soon as he entered the room, Xia Xiaoman moved his nose, smelling from the left and sniffing from the right: "Brother, where's your breakfast?"

"Hey, it's a pity that you are late! Brother Ben just ate four fried eggs."

"Brother, you are not kind! I am angry!"

"I don't know that you didn't even do your sword-fighting homework in the morning, and just sneaked out?"

"I don't believe it, brother, you have learned the 'Tai Yi Gua Technique', how could you not deduce that I am going to come to the door early this morning?"

"Bah! Is Taiyi hexagram technique used to deduce such nonsense?"

When the two quarreled, Xiaoqing squatted in the corner and covered her head with her wings, for fear that the two would notice her humble self.

This kind of thing can be seen a lot. The two senior brothers and sisters had a small quarrel every three days, and a big quarrel every five days. I remember that once they had a big fight about "who ate an extra skewer during the barbecue", Xia Xiaoman Unable to be angry, he swung his sword and froze his cute little wings.

Yi Lin rolled her eyes, ignored Xia Xiaoman, bypassed her junior sister, sat alone in the courtyard, and began to meditate and breathe.

In the past three years, Yi Lin has never slackened in her cultivation, and her daily breathing has almost become a conditioned reflex.

"Cut~"

Xia Xiaoman is also aware of Yi Lin's habits, seeing his senior brother coming to the speed of light and entering the ethereal meditation state, he doesn't dare to disturb him, so he can only sit aside obediently, and wait for the senior brother to finish speaking.

Two hours later.

Yi Lin opened his eyes from the samadhi, and the moment he opened his eyes, a dark light flashed past, he exhaled a long shot of stale air, and above Yi Lin's head, there was faint purple mist.

"Huh?" Xia Xiaoman, who was bored and teasing Xiao Qingyu, turned his head suddenly when he felt Yi Lin's tone, and said in surprise, "Senior brother, when did you step into the Qi training state again?"

In the past three years, Xia Xiaoman came to harass Senior Brother Lin Yi whenever he had nothing to do, and he was also used to Senior Brother Lin Yi's cultivation, with ups and downs, ups and downs, like the tides.

Putting it on other people is called obsession, but putting it on Senior Brother Lin Yi is called reasonable.

"Oh, just yesterday."

After sitting for two hours, that is, four hours, when Yi Lin got up, the joints of her limbs made crackling sounds.After exercising her muscles and bones, Yi Lin quickly walked into the house, and when she came out, she had put the six Jiannanchun wood figures in a box and held it in her hand.

"Why are you being chased by senior brother again, senior brother, you are being ridiculous, did senior Chen secretly give you a coup to quickly improve your cultivation?"

"I still need Lao Chen to teach me to improve my cultivation? It's not that I'm bragging. In this respect, it's almost the same if I teach him."

Taking advantage of Lao Chen's absence, Yi Lin said boldly.

But before he could finish his words, Chen Bei's voice came from behind: "You... just said who taught whom?"

Yi Lin turned around, and Chen Bei stood behind him with a dark face, his beard trembling with anger.Regarding this, Yi Lin was very calm, as if the words just now were not from him at all, pointing to the door: "Old Chen, even if it's you, it's wrong to come in without knocking."

Chen Bei: "..."

[End of changing the wording + complaining + summary in the volume]

[End of changing the wording + complaining + summary in the volume]

changed for a few hours,

"This Dynasty" was later changed to "Dagan Dynasty";

"A certain temple" was changed to "Ping An Temple"

"A certain stone" is changed to "obsidian"

"Hiding in the East" was changed to "Hiding in the East"

That's it for the first time.

I couldn't find anything else,

The scariest thing is, I don't even know what changed me.I can't go back and read a book with millions of words.I hope some readers find out, please let me know in time, so that I can pick it up again.

The process was quite painful, and I was blinded to find a few words among thousands of words.

I thought I was miserable at first, but when I turned around and asked in the group, there were thousands of place names in the book of a certain mountain walker. Well, it seems that it is not me who is miserable, but the world.

Please take a day off.As we all know, as a medical worker, my sleep time is counted on my fingers. Every 24 hours should not be less than 6 hours. I am also afraid of sudden death.

Then today I stayed up for 5 hours for no reason.

Summary in the volume:

About half of this volume is written,

As for how to go, I probably have an idea;

I hope everyone can be mentally prepared;

As far as I write, my emotions can easily collapse when I encounter a little thing;

Sorry.

Chapter 900 Baicao Ascension Cream

"Oh! Speaking of which, Lao Chen, you came at a good time. The 'Baicao Shengtian Ointment' that I have stored in the Yunling Formation for 81 days is ready to be baked today, and it is just right for you to try it."

"Hiss! Baicao... Ascension Cream?" Chen Bei heard that Lin Yi had developed a "new recipe" again, and he couldn't care less about getting angry. His smile was like a chrysanthemum, and the wrinkles on his old face were squeezed into a rice-shaped shape.

Xia Xiaoman also thought the name was weird, but she knew her brother well, so she guessed, "Probably... a delicious pastry that is so delicious that it makes you feel as if you have ascended to heaven?"

"It's 'ointment' not 'cake'."

To put it bluntly, it is Guiling jelly, but the ingredients used in Yi Lin are all pulled from Ye Liangchen's fairy grass garden.

Even with the most simple method, the taste of the finished product will change drastically after the grade of the ingredients has been increased by dozens of grades.

Not to mention that Yi Lin specially put the cooked Baicao Shengtian ointment in the Yunling Array for 81 days, which greatly improved the Guiling ointment... Ah no, the taste of Baicao Shengtian ointment is silky smooth and endless aftertaste .

10 minute later.

Yi Lin carefully took out three small bowls from the dark compartment in the room.

The moment the small bowl opened the sealed lid, a colorful light shot into the sky.

The burst of spiritual energy fluctuations that erupted at that moment pushed the hairs of Chen Bei, Xia Xiaoman, and Lin Yi to the back of their heads.

This outrageous movement attracted countless cranes, the bus stopped, and they all surrounded the air of the Linzhai villa, flying three circles to the left and three circles to the right.

Butterflies of various colors flew from all over the fairy island, gathered around the Linzhai villa like a torrent, dancing gracefully.

The fragrance of hundreds of flowers overflows, and when you close your eyes, you can't help but have the illusion of wandering in the sea of ​​flowers in fairy mountains.

"Good, good, what an exaggeration!"

Xia Xiaoman was directly stunned by the exaggerated movement like "an ancient magic weapon was born".

"Eat quickly!"

Yi Lin didn't expect the commotion to be so big. It stands to reason that the dishes made by [Soul Cooking Technique] have attributes. Yi Lin's current apostle status is not complete. Except for the props left by Xiaoxi, he made Yi Lin herself doesn't know what effect the food has.

But according to his experience, the stronger the special effects, the stronger the effect.Before provoking the spirit beasts in the spirit beast mountain, eat them quickly first.

"This ointment is actually comparable to Tianpin pill!"

As expected of an old oil field, Chenbei is very knowledgeable.When the aura surged, he judged the astonishing aura contained in the food, he quickly dug a large spoonful and stuffed it into his mouth, cursing as he stuffed it: "You boy, you ran into Laoer Ye's medicine garden again! ??"

"Ahem, cough, don't eat anything!"

"...I picked it up on the side of the road?"

Chen Bei changed the term.

It looks like the roadside of Baicao Mountain Medicine Garden is also considered a roadside, and there is nothing wrong with it.

"Yes, I picked it up on the side of the road."

Erin nodded vigorously.

The three of them moved in unison, squatting at the door of the villa, devouring the Baicao Shengtian Ointment hungrily.

The taste...it can't be described in words. Chen Bei and Xia Xiaoman's eyes narrowed, and they immediately turned into the shape of "love".

"Senior Chen!" Xia Xiaoman's eyes welled up with tears because the food was so delicious, but welling up, she really cried, and shouted: "It's over, I seem to be... about to form a pill!"

"What? Formation pill?"

Chen Bei was taken aback for a moment, then shocked.

Unexpectedly, the medicinal effect contained in this ointment actually directly pierced Xia Xiaoman's bottleneck, and the rich sea of ​​energy spontaneously gathered towards the center, ready to form a golden pill.

But it's not that easy to form a golden pill.

Qi refiners have to go through three catastrophes in their practice.