I really don't want to be a disaster
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In fact, what Yi Lin can't understand is that no matter what Yi Lin says, even if she tells an embarrassing cold joke, both parents will laugh happily.The point is not what Lin Yi said, but that it was rare for Lin Yi to go home and sit at home, chatting about his own affairs. For ordinary Lin's father and Lin's mother, this was enough.
They chatted all afternoon, and the people outside also squatted all afternoon.
When they reopened the door, a couple from the old Wang's family next door broke in and asked about Wang Xiaohu.
They couldn't wait a long time ago. Obviously Lin Yi and Xiaohu went out of the village together, so why is it that only Lin Yi came back?
"Okay, let's have dinner together! Chat at the dinner table!"
Yi Lin smiled to appease the two elders of the Wang family, rolled up her sleeves, and quickly ran to the fish pond in the village, caught a few live fish, and went to the field to pick a few catties of wild vegetables.
As a soul cook, Yi Lin doesn't have high requirements for the ingredients, she is very casual, simply add some seasoning, and a pot of boiled fish with full color, flavor and taste is ready.
At the dinner table, the two old men of the Wang family, who had never been tempered by this kind of soul food, almost finished the soup before finally remembering their original purpose.
"Lin Yi, why didn't my little tiger come back with you?"
Lao Wang used a piece of dry straw to skillfully pick the gap between his yellow teeth, and asked with a worried look on his face.
Lao Wang's question made Yi Lin worry.
As we all know, Lao Wang is looking forward to the succession of Wang Xiaohu, who will be passed down for several generations.
But if it is said that Wang Xiaohu was abducted by Dali Temple to become a monk, wouldn't this old Wang be anxious to him on the spot?
He didn't understand that Dali Temple has a bright future for cultivating Buddhism.
Yi Lin glanced at Xia Xiaoman, who was drinking tea and rinsing his mouth, and said, "Wang Xiaohu is now on an errand in Qingdu, and he was recruited by the Eldest Princess herself."
"puff!"
Xia Xiaoman squirted out a mouthful of hot tea.
When Mother Lin saw it, she wiped it quickly, and was concerned about whether the suspicious future daughter-in-law was choking somewhere and was not happy.
The two of the old Wang family were so happy that their blood pressure soared when they heard it, and they said that they would have a big banquet in the next day, and the whole village celebrated.
Working in town!It was also recruited by Princess Daqing herself. This is to honor the ancestors!
Cow wow cow wow!
The two families talked all night.
It wasn't until the branches of the moon rose that the old Wang's family reluctantly left the Lin's family.
……
at night.
Yi Lin stood on the roof, looking up at Leng Yue.
Jian Nanchun didn't know when, he fell from the sky, ready to stand beside Yi Lin.
"Don't come down, this roof can't bear the weight of two people."
Jio, who Jian Nanchun had just landed in the middle of, froze in mid-air, very embarrassed.
In the end, Jian Nanchun had no choice but to let Fei Jian float next door, and he sat on it, a little tight on his buttocks.
The two were silent for a moment.
Finally, Jian Nanchun couldn't bear it any longer, and said, "Did you use the 'Tranquilization Curse' on the whole village?"
Yi Lin grinned: "Yes, let them have a good night's sleep, otherwise, when will they be so noisy."
Jian Nanchun always felt that Yi Lin's actions were against the practices of the monks of the Heavenly Sword Sect, but he didn't say anything, and instead asked: "Junior Brother Lin, did you notice that there is a hidden evil spirit in the village, and it seems that there have been evil spirits here. "
"Didn't I tell you earlier, this monster, I covered it."
After finishing speaking, Yi Lin looked somewhere and said softly, "Come out."
As soon as Yi Lin finished speaking, a kitten with snow-white fur that shone in the moonlight, with a "meow", carefully swept out from the treetops, nimbly climbed up to the roof, and came to Yi Lin's side.
The white kitten has the word "King" on its forehead, and its piercing vertical pupils sometimes land on Yi Lin, and sometimes land on Jian Nanchun, who is on the flying sword beside him, full of vigilance.
"Don't worry, he is my senior brother, we have agreed, you are covered by me."
Erin laughed.
"Thank you, Shangxian." The kitten opened its mouth, and Bai Chuchu's pitiful young woman's voice came out: "I didn't expect to see you in half a year, and Shangxian's cultivation has improved a lot."
When Yi Lin heard this, she was both angry and funny, this Bai Chuchu's desire to survive is a bit strong, you can't tell if he is diligent or not, I still don't know?
Therefore, Yi Lin was noncommittal about this flattery, but only asked why Bai Chuchu appeared here.
"Didn't you stay well in Qingniu Mountain? How did you end up squatting in the village like this? Could it be that the village is not peaceful?"
Bai Chuchu didn't show her original shape.
After she found out that Jian Nanchun really told Yi Lin that he would not draw the sword easily, she finally breathed a sigh of relief.
I saw her in the posture of a kitten, with her tail raised, her buttocks raised, and her paws stretched out on the roof. She looked like "I am very obedient", and explained the reason:
"Shangxian doesn't know something..."
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nonsense.
Can I know if you don't tell me?
Yi Lin rolled her eyes when Bai Chuchu said a nonsense opening remark.
But because the other party's posture was so docile, Yi Lin didn't interrupt and listened quietly.
After a while.
Yi Lin roughly understood the reason.
The cause is Zhennan Wang.
Qingniu Village is located in Jinping Province, one of the thirteen provinces under the jurisdiction of King Zhennan.
In the past six months, the king of Zhennan has levied violently, ranging from 45 to [-], forced to serve corvee, and must enlist in the army.In terms of taxes, the King of Zhennan disregarded the previous rule of levying once a year. In just half a year, he used various names to levy miscellaneous taxes, which made the poor people even worse, and their families were ruined.
But the King of Zhennan didn't care about this, and many people were displaced, sold their land, had no income, and could only join the robber industry.
It just so happens that this industry is hot enough this year, so you don’t have to worry about no one leading you into it.
There are more robbers and bandits, and the world is naturally more chaotic. Not long after Yi Lin left, the area around Qingniu Mountain began to become less peaceful again.
There are many wild villages set up, and many people call themselves "King of Thieves", "King of Qingfeng", "King of Black Mountain", "King of Robbers" and so on, occupying the top of the mountain, domineering and domineering, searching for businessmen. Teams, even robbing houses, doing all kinds of evil.
Bai Chuchu has been staying peacefully in Qingniu Mountain, but one day, she found that the bandits and robbers were so hungry that they went to Qingniu Mountain to dig wild vegetables, and then she realized something was wrong, so she went down the mountain to have a look.
She wandered around Qingniu Village for a while, killing many rogues and robbers.
Of course, she has also done a good job in the aftermath.
She had known a lot of uninitiated beasts in the mountains, so she fed the flesh and blood of these robbers.Except for a pool of blood and a mess, there was no body left at the scene of the incident.
Therefore, the people in Qingniu Village are only vaguely aware that the world is not peaceful, but they live in peace for the time being.
Qingniu Village is located in a remote place, and their county seat is Yecheng.In the past, the tax soldiers who collected taxes and food in the village were all from Yecheng, and they were familiar with the older generation in the village, so the king of Zhennan's money-gathering hands have not been suppressed in Xiaoxiaoqingniu Village for the time being.
"Conscription, collection of wealth, storage of food."
Yi Lin gently stroked the cat's head, lost in thought.
Jian Nanchun raised his eyebrows: "I'm afraid the king of Zhennan will rebel."
Yi Lin opened her eyes: "Don't leave anything to chance when you speak, be sure, he just wants to rebel."
Jian Nanchun nodded: "If I remember correctly, King Zhennan was the brother of Emperor Xia Yuan of the previous generation. After Emperor Xia Yuan ascended the throne, he was also named the 'Prince of the South'. But later, the Prince of Nan was sent to the barren south. Land, became the 'King of Zhennan'. In terms of official rank, the King of Zhennan is a local prince, a few ranks higher than the mere 'King of the South'."
"Ascending brightly and descending secretly, no matter where the emperor is, he likes to play this game. The ancients said: How can a couch that lies on a bed allow others to sleep soundly. How can this King of Zhennan be qualified to grab the position of emperor back then? It would be hell to leave him in Qingdu." Yi Lin said.
"So, he really wants to oppose, it is well-founded and convincing."
Jian Nanchun didn't have much thought about this.
Once a monk lives, he can live for hundreds of years. After he cultivates a golden elixir, he can live for 200 years.A mere change of dynasty is nothing.
From the perspective of eating melons, Yi Lin also thought it was normal.
So when Xia Xiaoman said that he was going to join King Zhennan, Yi Lin really laughed at her from the bottom of her heart.
How could such a naive idea come out of the mind of a princess?
Laugh out loud.
Yi Lin only sighed that Xia Xiaoman was born in the emperor's family, but unfortunately her father died too early to teach her the emperor's skills.
"Come on, try this."
After Yi Lin understood the cause and effect, she was grateful to Bai Chuchu for protecting Qingniu Village in secret, so she took out the Baihua dumpling that Xiaoqing usually eats most, and stuffed it into the cat's mouth.
Bai Chuchu was unwilling at first, but Yi Lin stuffed it too quickly.
One minute later, Bai Chuchu said more.
In front of Yi Lin, she rolled around like a baby.
In the end, Bai Chuchu ate five of them, patted her bulging belly, and turned her back to the sky, feeling very comfortable.
Jian Nanchun saw Yi Lin's "beast taming" process.
His heart was shaken and his face was turbulent.
Could this "beast taming technique" be taught by the elder of Beast Taming Mountain?
Your method is not quite right!
Jian Nanchun slandered secretly, his eyes drifted away.
After feeding the cat, Yi Lin patted his buttocks and sat up. He looked at Jian Nanchun and said with a smile, "Brother Jian, can you open or close one eye tonight?"
Jian Nanchun was taken aback when he heard the words, a bit confused about what Yi Lin's words meant: "Why did you say that, junior brother?"
"To put it simply, just pretend you didn't see what I'm doing tonight."
Saying that, Yi Lin floated up into the night sky, hanging in the center of Qingniu Village, and a thousand machine banner presented by Chen Bei appeared in her hand.
The Qianji Banner, produced by Zhujian Mountain, is a mass-produced high-grade magic weapon, mainly exported to the Fangyuan Mountain lineage, and almost all the inner disciples of Fangyuan Mountain have one hand.
"you……"
Jian Nanchun looked at the magic weapon in Yi Lin's hand to set up the formation, and vaguely understood what Yi Lin wanted to do.
But when he was about to express his opinion, Yi Lin suddenly threw over the "Mother and Child Nail" used to track Chao Rushuang.
"Brother, brother is very sleepy, let's rest now, see you tomorrow!"
Jian Nanchun immediately put away the mother-of-piece nails, and disappeared.
Yi Lin smiled slightly, and after injecting spiritual energy into the Qianji Banner, the Qianji Banner spread out, 64 clones.
"The Spirit Gathering Array."
"Prayer array."
"Evil warding array."
"...Add another 'Early Birth of Precious Children'."
"It's almost done. The universe shifts, and the five elements change!"
Rumbling--
As Yi Lin moved the formation flag, a small vortex seemed to form here, and the aura of heaven and earth converged towards Qingniu Village.
The ground is shaking.
Because Yi Lin cast a "sedative spell" on the whole village in advance, they would not wake up due to slight vibrations.It is even possible that they can find unexpected gains in their dreams.
The ground of each house is basically not solid. Under the urging of the Yilin formation, the house has moved its position to some extent.Yi Lin shook her little hand, moved a tree here, planted a flower there, buried a few spiritual stones here, and set up traps there.
It took about half an hour, and Yi Lin finally completed the transformation of the village.
In fact, when the villagers woke up the next day, even if the house moved a little, they would not think it was too outrageous.
Every house moves a few centimeters and turns at an angle. Who can detect it?
It is probably due to the sunrise and sunset, the orientation of the east according to the west, which is biased.
……
far away.
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