I opened a tavern in Datang/Datang: My peerless talent was exposed

Anyone who has tried the taste of altitude sickness knows that the uncomfortable feeling of being out of breath is really uncomfortable. As far as Zhang Nuo is concerned, although he feels better than Li Shimin and others, it is not completely unresponsive. No matter how good the quality is, it is not a mortal body.

But for a living person who still has to breathe, no matter how good the body is, it cannot change the external environment. It is always a fact that the oxygen level has dropped, and it does not mean that this feeling is comfortable.

Therefore, Zhang Nuo was really pissed off by Li Shimin's unlucky appearance of dragging his brothers to suffer together. If it weren't for the fact that he is the emperor and there are so many people here, it is a bit inappropriate, he really wanted to beat people up. .

But fortunately, there must be a limit no matter how hard you toss, Li Shimin can't leave him, the emperor, Changsun Wuji, the chief assistant, Zhang Nuo, the king of Qin, and a bunch of elite officials in this ghost place for a long time.

If things go on like this, then Chang'an may become chaotic.

After all, no matter how good the telegram is, for people of this age, it is just a communication channel for news, and it is absolutely impossible to replace face-to-face instructions.

Just when Zhang Nuo was really bored and was about to explode, Li Shimin finally let go, um, we can leave now.

Zhang Nuo rolled his eyes and rolled his eyes to the back of his head. He knew he couldn't continue talking to this unlucky boy, and he might come up with some new ideas if he continued talking.

Fortunately, there is still a Tubo royal city over there, let's vent their anger on them.

Therefore, when Zhang Nuo flew to the royal city of Tubo with a stern face and a group of high-ranking officials and dignitaries, he did not follow the routine at all.

It had already been discussed. First, use a loudspeaker to shout, and then start bombing, blowing up the surrounding area a few times, and after showing force, the airship landed for peace talks.

After Zhang Nuo got angry, he couldn't care less about shouting. He stared and made all members of the negotiating team, including Zhangsun Wuji, sit obediently in their seats.

Immediately afterwards, he pulled a group of guards and kicked open the door of the warehouse, and started working with a small and portable oxygen mask.

You can't do without a mask. The bombing of this airship is now a physical effort. The current flying height does not seem to be very far from the ground, but in fact, if it is calculated according to the altitude, it is already 6000 meters.

At this altitude, if you don't wear an oxygen mask to carry things and do heavy physical work, you may have to fall headlong after a short time.

After putting on layers of warm clothes and an oxygen mask on their faces, the group of guards finally enjoyed the long-lost feeling of breathing freely.

Each of them was as excited as a local rat with a convulsion. They used to throw grenades one by one, but now after using them smoothly, they throw them down one by one.

As for the Tubo people, it was bad luck. They saw the airship in the sky that had been frightening people to death in the rumors, but they had never seen the real airship. They still felt that a big stone in their hearts fell to the ground. Woolen cloth.

Even the team that went out to meet the negotiating missions was ready, thinking that from the very beginning, they would greet you with singing and dancing. Anyway, if you have done enough to save face, it will be easier to talk about it then.

But they never expected that Zhang Nuo, who was full of grievances and had nowhere to vent his anger, would come here without saying hello.

That is to say, the group of people who greeted the team hadn't gone out yet, and what stayed was the Tubo Palace, and the Tubo Palace was relatively solid, with walls made of big stones.Otherwise, there is no need to negotiate any negotiations at this moment, and the people are probably gone.

Lu Dongzan stood beside Songtsan Gampo, looking with a livid face, the whole city was caught in an explosion and burning. The sound of explosions was accompanied by shouts and screams from all over the place, and they continued towards the palace like waves. rushed over here.

The whole person suddenly felt a stagnation between the chest and abdomen, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and a mouthful of black blood spewed out with a puff.

He rejected other people's attention, whether true or false, and hugged Songtsan Gampo's shoulders a little too much. The blood stains on the corners of his mouth had not been wiped off, and he said in Songtsan Gampo's ear,

"Zanpu, the people of Tang Dynasty have really come, and the catastrophe of Tubo has also come!"

Chapter 720 Zhang Nuo's Notice to Persuade Surrender

It can be said that Lu Dongzan's analysis of Datang was correct. Datang did not intend to kill Tubo all at once, or that Datang did not have the ability and energy to kill Tubo for the time being.

For Tubo, it is now the best opportunity. As long as it is grasped, it will give Tubo a period of peaceful respite, and at the same time find a way to obtain the agricultural and industrial technology that Tubo dreams of from Datang.

Lu Dongzan clearly knows that the biggest difference between Tubo and Tang Dynasty is culture and civilization, but these things can be learned. As long as there are conditions and time, then Tubo may not be able to develop into a civilized, prosperous and powerful country.

Therefore, he is obviously a smart and extremely proud person, a prime minister with full confidence in Tubo, but he is the first person who proposed to surrender and determined the negotiation terms.

Because it was his calmness and intelligence that told him that this is the best way to get along with Datang at present, and it is also the only way to take advantage of Datang.

And what he didn't say is that this may be the only way to keep the Tibetan people.

Once Datang is really enraged, if Datang wants to punish Tubo even if he hurts his muscles and bones, the enraged Tang will not treat the people of Tubo kindly, but will smash all the enemies in front of him.

It was this clear understanding that allowed him to persuade Songtsen Gampo and other ministers to agree to his plan to welcome the arrival of Tang Dynasty together.

But he never calculated Zhang Nuo's temper. He thought that Datang would shout like before, and then go out to meet.

But how did he know that even if Zhang Nuo didn't lose his temper, according to the original routine, he would beat him up before talking!

After all, even if Zhang Nuo didn't lose his temper, could it be possible that the war between Xiao Jinchuan and Datang could be ignored by Datang?

There is no country or force in this world that can offend Datang, and there is nothing wrong with it. Some only have the difference in size of beating.

Gao Li was an old enemy who had been entangled with Datang for a long time, so Qin Wang Zhang Nuo took people to completely destroy it.

The Turks didn't give Tang Emperor Li Shimin any face, and even bared their teeth with the Tang Dynasty from time to time, so Jieli Khan can't find a complete body now.

As for Tubo, in Datang's eyes, he was just a kind-hearted and not very obedient boy next door, who always liked to toss around a bit. Maybe he wouldn't kill him all at once, but a beating would make people calm down.

In Zhang Nuo's eyes, what he is currently doing in Tubo King City is to beat up the little boy next door.Of course, it might be because he was in a bad mood that he acted harder.

但是毕竟也没直接操刀子上，刀刀冲着要害而去不是，打是亲骂是爱有情有义拿脚踹，这揍吐蕃一顿不是显得咱们对吐蕃爱得深沉嘛。

The bombing lasted for nearly an hour, and the entire Tubo royal city was almost in ruins, so Zhang Nuo finally stopped.

There is no need to go back and call Changsun Wuji and others, he just took the microphone and connected the power amplifier and loudspeaker to prepare to speak.

"Listen, people below, this is Zhang Nuo, King Qin of the Tang Dynasty. His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty and I are on top of you. The bombing just now is revenge for your various small actions in the territory of the Tang Dynasty and at the border!"

"This king will give you an incense stick of time to think about it now. If you are willing to surrender, then go to your palace and stand in front of your palace!"

"If you don't want to surrender, then after a stick of incense, my airship will continue to bomb the palace, and at the same time, the army of the Tang Dynasty will fill the entire Tubo. I don't have time to talk to you, think about it yourself! Start the timer now !"

Zhang Nuo decisively turned off the microphone directly. What he wanted to say has now been finished, and the rest is for those people at the top of Tubo to think about it.

What Zhang Nuo said is not a joke, they are here to show off their force, and at the same time, they are also here to deal with Tubo's threat. If Tubo can't do things well according to his request, then what awaits Tubo will surely be destroyed!

This is Zhang Nuo's bottom line, and it is also the bottom line of Li Shimin and others.

They really don't want to invest heavily in a war against Tubo at this time. After all, in that case, they have to continuously send troops to take turns to train and adapt on Tubo's side, which is too difficult for logistical supplies and other aspects.

However, these are all the results obtained after rationally weighing gains and losses, but between countries, it is often not the gains and losses that are valued.

When conflicts and hatred intensify the situation to a certain extent, or in the face of national hatred and family hatred, all considerations such as economy and people's livelihood have to be relied on, and the entire country will only have one thought, and that is to kill the other party.

If the Battle of Goryeo was just Zhang Nuo's attempt, which turned out to be an accidental success, then the Battle of Turks was really the result of an all-out attack.

You must know that when fighting Korea, the treasury was not used in the whole process. Zhang Nuo laughed and brought a bunch of landlords and old money to collect some money and wiped out Korea.

But the Turks are different. It is a real national war. The army is a serious government soldier, and the treasury pays for the logistics. Although there are still rich landlords, the royal family and Zhang Nuo paying for it, at least they belong to the investment. , the bulk is definitely treasury spending.

With these two examples above, it can almost explain Datang's attitude, if you show me face honestly, then I will give you a small beating, and this matter will be over, as long as you don't dance anymore , then there is basically no problem.

But if you are dishonest, for example, if you don’t stand upright when you are beaten, or if you make some small moves after surrendering, then you don’t have to continue, Datang will not give you a second chance, and you will soon What came was definitely an overwhelming blow, and it was the kind of blow that hit the end at once.

For Tubo, what Zhang Nuo yelled in the sky just now is undoubtedly a kind of humiliation, and it is a typical example of not treating Tubo as a human being.

There is a kind of enthusiasm to step on the face of the person after beating someone, but at this time, Lu Dongzan clearly knows that since this road has been chosen, he can only go forward, and there is no turning back at all. Let him choose.

Therefore, he was already so angry that he spit out a mouthful of blood just now, but at this time he still had to follow Songtsan Gampo and take all the ministers out together to meet His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty and the person he had been thinking about for a long time. His Royal Highness King Qin.

He clearly knew that if the previous bombing was a slap in the face of Tubo, then the next negotiation would be the occasion to decide Tubo's life and death.

Chapter 721 Historic Scene

When Zhang Nuo saw a large row of fancy-dressed people coming out of the palace and standing in a large square on the square, he knew that the purpose of this trip to Tubo had been achieved.

In fact, Zhang Nuo came here this time at a risk. To be honest, this method of coercing negotiations by force is not afraid of meeting smart people.

Because Tie Hanhan would not be able to understand the previous show of force at all, he would think that it was Datang who came to fight, and that person had come to the door of the house, so he had to fight hard.

Negotiation or something, it doesn’t exist anymore, it’s already at the door of the house, what’s the point of negotiating, as for shouting or something, it must be to paralyze us, so that we can go out and do it all, run quickly, and then go out and organize people to fight Datang desperately go.

This is basically the brain circuit of a qualified Tie Hanhan, but I have to say that there are actually quite a few of this kind of Tie Hanhan in this era, or in any era.

But fortunately there is at least a sensible person like Lu Dongzan on Tubo's side, otherwise Zhang Nuo and the others would have sung this scene for the blind.

Zhang Nuo saw from the warehouse door that everyone in the Tubo palace had come out, closed the hatch and went to the front to discuss with Lao Li.

For the next routine, I have to listen to Lao Li's opinion. I have to listen to Lao Li's opinion on how to negotiate, and even how to put on airs.

This means that the two brothers are messing around and blocked the news. Otherwise, if those censors knew that their emperor had brought such a small number of people, they would come and wander around the Tubo King City. It is estimated that Li Shimin would have to be persuaded and impeached by Zhang Nuo. It must be flooded.

After all, when the emperor travels, especially when he visits a foreign country, there are very clear rules. How can he come here with just dozens of people escorting him.

It's a pity that Zhang Nuo just doesn't believe in evil, and at the same time he is still a jerk, and Li Shimin is also a big-hearted person, especially in the past two years under Zhang Nuo's instigation, he has become more and more troublesome.

Otherwise, they really can't do it.

Although Changsun Wuji was not a minister of the Ministry of Rites, he knew very well that Li Shimin's trip this time was obviously exceeding the limit, but he actually supported Li Shimin's way of doing it.

In his opinion, Li Shimin, as a person who snatched the throne by himself, has now sat firmly in that chair, so what he has to do at this time is no longer to maintain his image with caution every day as before. .

On the contrary, the emperor Li Shimin should establish his own meritorious service, and it is a meritorious service that other emperors did not have, so that he can further demonstrate himself.

So, whether it was the personal conquest of the previous Turkic War or the surprise attack on the Tubo King City with His Highness King Qin this time, it is something that ordinary emperors cannot do, especially such things as raiding the Tubo King City.

There are emperors who have been conquered by Yujia personally, but which emperor can completely bring down a country with dozens of people?

This kind of thing is of course risky, but with Zhang Nuo, the miraculous King Qin, Changsun Wuji is not worried about Li Shimin's life in the first place.

Others don't know, doesn't he know?

His Royal Highness the King of Qin looks like a vigorous scholar, and he is also white and clean, but in fact, the entire Tang Dynasty military general group knows that this Lord is the kind of general The head of the peerless warrior.

On this point, even if Zhang Nuo has already destroyed Goryeo, now he has brought down the Turks, but there are still some people in the circle of generals who are not satisfied with Zhang Nuo's ability to march and fight.

But for Zhang Nuo's single-handed charge and the ability to break through thousands of troops, everyone has to admit with a slap in the chest that His Royal Highness Qin Wang is a bull, the number one in the world, and he can't accept it!

After all, there is nothing to talk about this kind of thing, everyone just sees the real chapter under their hands, and it can't be compared with horses, horses, and archers, so there is nothing else to say.

Therefore, it was this kind of cognition that made Zhang Nuo a magic weapon to protect Li Shimin's life in Changsun Wuji's place.

He firmly believed that as long as Zhang Nuo was around, not to mention Zhang Nuo's various magical methods and strange objects, his frightening force value alone could guarantee Li Shimin to rush out.

And as long as he rushed out of the Tubo royal city, with Zhang Nuo's ability, Li Shimin would definitely be able to return to Chang'an happily without losing a single hair.

Therefore, apart from asking Li Shimin and Zhang Nuo to walk behind later and wear armor to go down, Changsun Wuji didn't have any other requirements.

Anyway, in his opinion, as long as Zhang Nuo and Li Shimin were not wiped out immediately, then this matter could be settled.

Of course, he also knew in his heart that as long as Zhang Nuo and Li Shimin were safe, then based on his relationship with these two brothers, he would be taken with him.

Therefore, Zhang Nuo is not only Li Shimin's insurance, but also the insurance of them and his eldest grandson Wuji.

After arranging some idle things for a while, Zhang Nuo finally arranged for the airship to land, and it landed very cruelly directly on the square in front of the Tubo Palace.

In other words, it almost landed right next to the noses of those who came out to surrender and negotiate, and even if they hadn't been clever when they landed, and took a few steps back quickly, they might have fallen on them.

The faces of all the officials in Tubo were a bit ugly at this time. They all knew before that Datang came here this time to slap his face, but they didn't expect that the crackling before was not enough, and now they have to do this. This is really unreasonable They put Tubo in their eyes.

Although Songtsan Gampo is known as the wisest Zanpu in the history of Tubo, he is only a young man in his teens in the final analysis, and he is still a little bit impatient in the face of this situation.

Even though he had been persuaded by Lu Dongzan for a while before, he knew clearly that now he had to bow his head honestly and be a grandson. Only in this way could Tubo get a little respite from the front of the Tang Dynasty.

Moreover, Datang's attack just now also shows that Datang does not want to fight Tubo for the time being, but it is definitely not incapable of making Tubo suffer a big loss, so this time he must bow his head.

But at this time, when he thought that he was beaten to the king's city by the enemy, even the enemy was close to his nose, and he had to pretend to be a grandson to meet them, his heart felt like a fire was lit, aggrieved.

In fact, Tubo has never stopped wars before. There are almost all kinds of small-scale battles between tribes and between Tubo and Tang Dynasty every year.

However, it was the first time that someone had been beaten to the Tubo King City like this. He, Zanpu, had witnessed a historic scene, but it was a pity that it was not a good scene.

Chapter 722

When Tang and Tubo met, as Zhang Nuo who followed behind, watching the scene in front of him always had the feeling of a weasel wishing a chicken a new year.

Especially that old fox, Changsun Wuji, who laughed so hard that his face was almost green.

But now Datang is in control of the situation, even though the face on the other side is green, Changsun Wuji still smiles so breezyly and speaks polite words, as if they came here from a long distance to be guests.

He completely turned a blind eye to the various shouts that could still be vaguely heard behind him, and he couldn't tell at all that it was such an appearance that he had just smashed someone else's place.

Zhang Nuo curled his lips angrily. In his opinion, this is not the kind of business negotiation that the foreign affairs department of the later generations would deal with wrangling between countries. You have to come out with the momentum of blocking other people's doors to negotiate after you win the battle.

And I have to solemnly explain that you won't accept the kind that I continue to beat you up!

However, judging from the current situation, the eldest grandson Fox is still playing his way of spring wind and rain, and it doesn't matter whether the face of the brother opposite is green, anyway, he just has a smiling face, all kinds of polite words, compliments, and car wheels. He kept saying that over and over again, as if he didn't do his job well if he didn't make the group of people laugh out loud.

Zhang Nuo didn't have the nerve to continue staring at the opposite side, thinking of unifying his thoughts with Lao Li, the two brothers will despise your brother-in-law together.

But Zhang Nuo never expected it. As soon as he turned his head, he found that Lao Li, who he remembered as reckless and as good-looking as him, was actually smiling at this moment.

It's just that, if the smile on Changsun Fox's face is called spring wind and rain, then the smile on Lao Li's face may only be called spring cold. What kind of persona?

Seeing Lao Li's smile, Zhang Nuo immediately lost his appetite, mother, this is too intrusive, forget it, I'm too lazy to get involved, what do you guys want to do.

Thinking of this, Zhang Nuo whispered to Lao Li, then turned around and slipped into the airship again.

He figured it out, he came here this time to be a thug, the negotiating grandson Fox was there, and Lao Li was there to support the field, he was caught in the middle and mixed with wool, instead of standing here and watching them be stupid, it's better to go back to the airship Stay comfortably.