Horror Games: My Tips Are Scarier Than Games

If they either electrify themselves, they scold themselves.

What a piece of crap.

What is the use?

"Sorry, after this system is turned on, it will be exempted from warranty for life, and will not be returned, and cannot be discarded!"

The system replied indifferently.

That tone obviously depends on the fat man!

Fatty Wang: "￥%@#￥##..."

"Fuck!"

"Ah~~"

Then, he was electrocuted again!

"Remember not to speak ill of the system, not to complain in your heart, and not to commit suicide."

"As soon as the system finds an appeal, it will give an incentive."

"The most serious stimulus, you can send down the Tribulation God Thunder!"

The system sounded flat.

Fatty Wang got up and rolled his eyes.

孽 孽!

What is my fate?

How could such a system be set up.

"It's not surprising that you can have such an old man and my system!"

???

Fatty Wang was stunned when he heard this.

When he mentioned his father, he complained.

Just make yourself into this dignified appearance!

The key is that parents encourage their children to learn.

My father encouraged me to learn martial arts.

When I grow up to be a security guard, I can't do anything.

In this way, he continued to let himself find a wife, and handed over the important task of inheriting the family to himself.

Made myself become a licking dog dick!

It's not surprising that there is such a weird dad and a weird system.

The problem, Fatty Wang is unwilling!

"No, you are so weird, but you want me to be normal, it's not fair!"

"Fuck!"

"boom!"

He was electrocuted again.

"Say it, don't complain, think about our army's [-] if you are suffering, and think about heroes and seniors if you are tired."

"If you can't do it, just accept it honestly!"

The system coldly "unlocked" said.

"No, you...you bully!"

"Fuck!"

"Ah~~"

Fatty Wang let out a heart-piercing scream.

At this point, he found a problem.

That's this kind of electricity, no matter how you strike him, he won't faint.

The joy of running through the electric current is vividly felt.

It is simply torture on earth!

In the end, Fatty Wang stopped moving at all!

He found that under the other party's "stimulation" and "unlocking", he seemed to be gradually numb!

"Fuck!"

Fatty Wang's feet twitched, but he immediately returned to lying like a dead body.

"Hey, brat, good day, you don't practice martial arts, why are you pretending to be a dead dog here?"

At this time, Fatty Wang's father finally discovered his condition.

However, he didn't expect his son to be overly stimulated by an unscrupulous system!

I thought my son was being lazy!

Fatty Wang's eyes shed tears silently, but he couldn't speak.

Because the mouth has been numb by electricity!

"Damn, why are you pretending to be pitiful with me!"

As he said that, Fatty Wang's father picked up a wooden stick and hit him with it.

As a result, except for rolling his eyes, Fatty Wang remained motionless.

After playing a few times, I found that Fatty Wang really seemed to have something wrong!

His father suddenly panicked!

"Son, what's wrong with you?"

"Aba Aba..."

Fatty Wang opened his mouth, but he couldn't turn his tongue, so he could only yell aba aba.

"Don't worry, don't worry, I'll take you to the county hospital."

As soon as he said that, Fatty Wang's father picked him up and ran to the hospital in stride.

It was only then that I realized that the old man was really capable.

Carrying a fat man who weighs more than 100 kilograms is like not carrying it.

In this way, Pharaoh carried his son to the county hospital.

Then, after a test.

The doctor came to a conclusion.

"Your son must have been struck by lightning!"

"What?"

Hearing this, Pharaoh was dumbfounded!

It's sunny, where is the thunder coming from?

The doctor continued: "Your son has a very special constitution, he has the ability to conduct electricity, and the current circulates in his body all the time."

"And then? Is he not going to get better?"

Pharaoh asked anxiously.

Doctor: "I don't know. Our hospital can't treat such intractable diseases. I suggest you take your son to the imperial capital. Maybe it can be cured!"

"Need not!"

Hearing this, Fatty Wang sat up in shock.

Made!

Lao Wang is just an old farmer who knows martial arts.

The family has no savings at all.

Asking him to take him to see a doctor in the imperial capital is to force the other party to sell blood.

At this moment, Fatty Wang broke through the current barrier.

He sat up from the bed by himself.

Then, he said to his father, "I've already..."

In the process of speaking, a current surged just in time.

Then, Fatty Wang got up "by the scriptures".

Chapter 350 A Flat Life Suitable For Fat People

"Quiet?"

His father didn't hear the "I'm already" in front of Fatty Wang.

Lao Wang has heard a bunch of "scriptures".

However, he heard "quiet".

"Son, who is Jingjing? Don't you have Feifei?"

"I said it's already..."

"Who is Yiyi? Son, it's not good for you to behave like this. Are you worthy of your wife?"

Fatty Wang rolled his eyes.

Can't explain it!

I don't know, how did I offend the system?

As long as I want to talk, I have to give myself a piece of electronic music.

Make yourself like a ghost singer.

"I see! You are blaming Dad for not letting you touch your wife. Forget it, Dad won't care about it from now on!"

???

Fatty Wang was stunned.

At the same time, it is found that the system no longer powers itself.

Then, he sat up: "Father, what you said is true."

"what?"

The doctor next to him made a sound of surprise and asked, "How are you?"

Fatty Wang waved his arms.

I found that my legs are no longer numb, and my hands are no longer shaking!

Really good!

Thank the system for letting go!

"Okay! I'm really healed!"

Fatty Wang said while crying.

"That's great! I can continue working out tomorrow!"

Lao Wang also laughed beside him!

then……

"Fuck!"