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It's good to be stared at by Fatty Wang again.

Immediately, the whole body felt uncomfortable.

"Well, Wang Xianchang, why do you look at our house like this?"

In the eyes of the palace eunuchs, the members of Gu Yi's team are all great immortal elders.

Not only can it drive ghosts to do things, but it can also take out the "magic weapon" of flying into the sky and escaping from the ground.

Naturally, there is no doubt that he is a fairy!

That's why the eunuch called Fatty Wang that way.

When Fatty Wang heard this, he chuckled: "I've never met eunuchs before, so I'm curious, do you urinate standing up or squatting down?"

Hearing this, the eunuch smiled and said, "Hehe, let's count as standing!"

"Huh? Isn't that thing of yours cut off? Can it still stand?"

Fatty Wang asked with his eyes wide open.

The eunuch was a little embarrassed and said: "Our family needs to bow when going to the toilet, and use this thing to draw it out."

With that said, he took out a handkerchief.

Fatty Wang had a black question mark on his face.

Bow down?

What kind of quotation?

It has to be said that the eunuch's words aroused a strong fire of gossip in Fatty Wang.

Just wanted to ask for details.

"Fatty, we're here!"

Xiao Hang, who was in charge of piloting the plane in front, heard a voice.

The capital camp has arrived!

Then, the helicopter landed slowly.

The cabin door opened.

After the eunuch said, "Our family is going to announce the imperial decree".

hurried out of the plane.

Fatty Wang curled his lips: "Why don't you ask me what to do when you pee? Are you so scared?"

Chapter 310 Another World Mulan?

In the capital camp of military planes, the main camp is inside.

"All the generals of the camp, from now on, obey the command of the Generalissimo of Demon Slayer, hereby!"

The eunuch finished reading the imperial decree.

The leading generals frowned.

What kind of ridiculous order is this?

Let yourself wait for others and obey the command of a marshal of unknown origin.

Is the emperor crazy?

"Why, generals, don't you intend to accept the order?"

Seeing that he had finished reading the imperial decree, but no one moved.

The eunuch is in a hurry!

"Elder-in-law, I want to ask, who is this general who eliminates demons?"

Among the generals present, the leader stood up and asked.

If the matter is not clear, he will not listen to the words of the marshal.

At this time, Fatty Wang came in and waved to the eunuch: "Go out and wait, I'll talk to them."

"As ordered!"

The eunuch bowed and exited the tent.

then……

"Ah~~"

"what?"

"do not want!"

……

There was a scream in the tent.

The eunuch swallowed, not daring to peep.

Soldiers guarding outside heard voices.

I just want to enter the tent and see the situation.

"What are you doing, what are you all doing, the envoy is lecturing inside, no one is allowed to enter!"

The eunuch was not afraid of this group of soldiers, and immediately pinched his waist and shouted at them.

The other party was an eunuch who came out of the palace.

When the soldiers saw this, they were very afraid.

No one dared to step forward.

However, the movement in the tent was clearly not right.

They were worried about their general's affairs, and they were unwilling to leave.

Can only be surrounded by tents.

If the situation is not right, they can rush in to save people.

"Whoa!"

The curtain was lifted, and the Lord will come out at this time.

He looked around for a week: "Whatever you look at, they are all scattered! Go back and prepare, we are leaving soon."

As his voice fell, several major generals in the barracks appeared one after another.

Then, go to the camp to prepare the army.

Fatty Wang came out last.

As soon as he came out, he waved to the eunuch: "Go, go to the next military camp."

The eunuch asked flatteringly, "Isn't it alright?"

Fatty Wang pouted: "Of course! It's very simple!"

That's right!

It is indeed very simple, the evil spirits have been "educated" and reformed by Gu Yi!

Once possessed, I immediately know what I need to do.

Fatty Wang just needs to bring them into this tent.

For the rest, they will follow what Gu Yi taught before.

Don't worry at all.

Next, Fatty Wang and the eunuch were about to leave.

who knew...

"General Ji, we are waiting to protect the capital, why do we have to leave, this is against the duty of the military aircraft battalion, please forgive me for being difficult to obey!"

A hoarse voice sounded.

Fatty Wang heard the words and turned his head to look.

I saw a thin officer, who was arguing with the barracks commander.

"what?"

Fatty Wang stretched out his nose and began to sniff.

Then, close your eyes and follow the taste.

"At the beginning of the establishment of the Jingshi Military Aircraft Battalion, it was to protect our emperor, and now it is pulled to the border. I don't know what is the purpose?"

"Nowadays there is an undercurrent in the court, and we, the royal family, should..."

The thin officer was impassioned, expressing his dissatisfaction.

Unexpectedly, when I turned my head, I saw a pig...

Uh, no, it's our fat man's big face, smelling it around me.

"Who are you?"

The thin officer's voice has changed!

Almost screamed.

Anyone who sees a fresh puff pastry will react violently.

Ah!

That's right!

Fatty's face is indeed a little bigger.

To be honest, Fatty Wang is not too fat, but he has a big face!

As a result, he looks fat.

In addition, the biggest reason why Fatty Wang couldn't find a wife.

This looks a bit too shabby.

How to describe the fat man's face!

To compare...

You boil a potato and remove it from the pot.

Holy crap, it's so hot.

Snapped!

I fell to the ground!

At this moment……

"Dengdengdeng..."

A group of children wearing spiked shoes stepped on the yam.

Then, Fatty Wang's face was created.

It's so shabby!

Therefore, it is not surprising that the officer had this reaction when he saw Fatty Wang who was close at hand.

"You're not a man, uh, no, you're not a man!"

Seeing the appearance of the officer, Fatty Wang pointed at him and said.

"Ok?"

The eunuch who announced the decree opened his eyes wide after hearing the words: "Prince Immortal, how do you know?"

Fatty Wang said proudly: "Master, with this nose, you can smell other things, but there is absolutely no mistake in distinguishing between men and women!"

Eunuch: "..."