Horror Games: My Tips Are Scarier Than Games

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As a result, I didn't wait for grandma to say anything.

Miaomiao stretched the bear in her arms.

"Ow~~"

The teddy bear howled miserably, and slapped it out.

"puff!"

Grandma was directly shot away!

"Miaomiao, what are you doing?" Miaomiao's mother asked sharply.

Miao Miao: "My brother said, grandma is gone, as long as there is grandma, it must be a villain, and you too..."

"Pfft..."

As her words fell, the parents were also scattered.

The sea of flowers around disappeared.

Miaomiao curled her lips: "Brother is indeed right!"

Then, she followed and disappeared into the area.

In the dark mist outside.

"puff!"

Okamoto Taro spit out blood again.

What the hell!

What the hell, where did the brat come from?

Self-destruction is full of doors, it's too ruthless!

He didn't know that under the guidance of absolutely rational Gu Yi, Miao Miao had gone beyond the scope of normal human thinking.

She didn't understand family affection very well, so she simply turned into a little witch.

There was no need for Gu Yi to appear on the stage, Miao Miao broke the game by himself.

Okamoto Taro can not complain!

But this is not what makes Okamoto Taro most desperate.

Next, seeing the performance of Zhao Dalei and Ni Xiangguo, he was completely speechless!

In a typical Western funeral.

Zhao Dalei closed the coffin lid silently, and said: "Mom, don't worry, I will become a real Chinese."

After finishing speaking, he stood up and said to the people around him, "Okay, come on!"

"Dengdengdeng...dengdeng..."

Music played in the air.

Then, Zhao Dalei took out his cane and took charge of leading the dance.

Behind, six black people are responsible for carrying the coffin and dancing.

What the hell, even the black coffin was brought out?

"Wait, you are not a Chinese person!"

The inducing voice was quite speechless.

Originally, I wanted to induce Zhao Dalei to respect Chinese traditions and take the opportunity to let him end himself.

In the end, what did Zhao Dalei do?

Take people to dance at my mother's funeral!

Zhao Dalei: "This is the tradition. Huaxia respects the traditions of every nation. That's why I choose to organize the funeral in this way so that everyone will agree with me. You don't have to listen to it. Keep dancing, be happy together, and have a serious expression."

Happy Nima forced!

Serious about your size!

A good heart knot will make you a joke.

The inner demon couldn't stand this crooked nut, so it disappeared automatically.

"Hey, don't go! I haven't finished seeing my mother off yet!"

"puff!"

Hearing this, Okamoto Taro spurted out blood again and again.

He wanted to ask now, what kind of team is this.

Except for Li Yiyan and Fatty Wang who are normal, there is no normal person!

Now, only Brother Ni and the two ghosts are left.

I hope they can contribute some strength to themselves!

Otherwise it's doomed!

……

In a peach garden.

Brother Ni held a big knife and stared at the two in front of him.

"My virtuous brother, come, we are sworn brothers today, and we will be as close as brothers in the future."

As he said that, a middle-aged man with a wrinkled face came over and took Second Brother Ni's hand.

Then, bring him to a table of incense burners.

"and many more!"

Second Brother Ni stopped the other party and asked, "Sworn, so you are Uncle Liu Huang?"

"That's right! It's Liu Bei and Liu Xuande!"

"It's Zhang Fei Zhang Yide!"

A black-faced man next to him replied.

Brother Ni: "Oh, then what shall we pray for?"

"Of course he piled up the earth for a furnace, planted grass for incense, and prayed to heaven and earth!" Liu Bei replied.

Second Brother Ni immediately quit: "I'm sworn sworn worship with you, but it's not that I'm worshiping you, I'm worshiping a bird world?"

"Uh...then what are you saying?"

Liu Bei asked helplessly.

Isn't that how it was played in the original?

"Of course it's thanks to Second Brother Guan!" Second Brother Ni said as a matter of course.

Liu Bei: "..."

Zhang Fei: "..."

You are sure you are normal.

Everyone is cosplaying here, you suddenly appear in the show, is it really okay?

"Why, you don't pray?"

Second Brother Ni squinted his eyes immediately, and asked with his beard.

Look at this posture, ready to strike at any time.

"Bye, thanks, you can worship whoever you want!" Liu Bei said helplessly.

With that said, he asked Zhang Fei to prepare.

The inner demon has no force value, it can only exploit loopholes in people's mind.

Once he did something, he and Zhang Fei would have to reveal their secrets.

After a while, a statue of Guan Yu was placed on the incense table.

Then, the three knelt in front of the statue.

"Today, I am Liu Bei..."

"Guan Yu..."

"Zhang Fei..."

"I swear in front of Second Brother Guan that I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but I want to be born in the same year..."

"and many more……"

Suddenly, Brother Ni stopped again.

"What's wrong?" Liu Bei asked helplessly.

"Where's the music? There shouldn't be in this place... this worship, is Spring Breeze proud to meet a bosom friend?"

Brother Ni said seriously.

Liu Bei almost wanted to flip the table.

Wipe it!

Co-author, you haven't even read the original book.

Just because I watched a TV series, I pretended to be Brother Guan right here!

"Should there be music here?"

Liu Bei couldn't help it, and wanted to remind the other party that this is ancient times.

Brother Ni: "Shouldn't there be?"

"Uh... alright! If you say you should have it, you should have it!" Liu Bei sighed.

Nima!

Wait a while, I will kill you mentally ill!

"This worship, the spring breeze proudly meets a bosom friend, and the flowers are also smiling on the altar."

"This time..."

"and many more……"

Brother Ni's voice just sounded.

Zhang Fei was the first to get angry: "Are you finished?"

"Blame me? I still want to ask, do you want to be sworn brothers? I don't know how to kowtow to the music, so I don't have a sense of rhythm and no sense of substitution at all! Please worship and have snacks, okay?"

Brother Ni stared at the two of them and said.

Liu Bei: "..."

Zhang Fei: "..."

Nima!

Sure enough, normal demons can't understand the thinking of mental illness!

Liu Bei: "Don't talk too much, keep praying!"

Zhang Fei knelt silently.

"Second brother Guan, today I am Liu Bei..."

"I, Zhang Fei..."

"I, Guan Yu, hey, why is it Second Brother Guan? Am I not Second Brother Guan?"

Brother Ni suddenly realized that there seems to be a problem here.

"Puff! Puff!"