I also want to fall in love

In order to escape from reality, Xu Erge began to deliberately use everything around him to delay time.

When passing by a bird, he would stop and use the basic knowledge of animals and plants he had just acquired to introduce the name, outline, genus, and alias of the bird to Jiang Xiaoni and Jiang Yijie in detail...

If it wasn't here, his intentions would probably be exposed. He could make a bet with Jiang Xiaoni on how many bones this bird has and how many feathers it usually has.

Do not believe?

I'll knock it down, let's count it, shall we? ! !

If Jiang Yijie wasn't around, Jiang Xiaoni would definitely be fooled.

But even so, Xu Erge still has a lot of ways to delay the time. There are not many animals, but there are many flowers and plants.

"You are so powerful, do you know the name of this flower?" Jiang Xiaoni pointed to a purple flower on the side of the road and challenged Xu Erge.

Xu Erge glanced at it, and all the knowledge about this flower immediately appeared in his mind.

You can answer in seconds to show off your awesome knowledge, but it's not necessary. There is still an hour and a half before the meal time, so he has to hold on!

After thinking about it for 3 minutes, Xu Erge said slowly: "This is a small iris, the Latin scientific name is: iris proantha, Iris family, a perennial dwarf herb of the genus Iris."

Jiang Xiaoni looked at Jiang Yijie, because she didn't know if what Xu Erge said was right or if she was bluffing, so she chose to ask the smarter Jiang Yijie for help.

Jiang Yijie is not a botanist, she has never specifically known the names of the flowers and plants that can be seen everywhere on the roadside, but she still nodded and approved Xu Erge's answer.

She knew that Xu Erge would not coax Jiang Xiaoni about this kind of thing, the key point, he really knew.

In order not to bungee jump, these two dogs completely regarded Jiang Xiaoni as a foolish tool person.

Do you really think she can't see through?

She just didn't want to expose it.

Jiang Xiaoni didn't believe it all, but took out her mobile phone and followed Xu Erge's answer, and Baidu checked it.

The answer that came out was naturally correct. Jiang Xiaoni immediately showed a look of admiration, and then her interest was ignited, and she began to point to various plants in turn for Xu Erge to answer.

Xu Erge ruthlessly pretended to be a very technical coercion.

Jiang Xiaoni threw herself to the ground, exclaiming that it was incredible.

Isn't grass just grass?There are so many types!

Aren't flowers just flowers?Although there are indeed many types, they look the same, but because one leaf edge is jagged and the other is smooth, they are completely different varieties.

This is simply outrageous.

Xu Erge found that there were basically not many animals and plants to introduce, and Jiang Xiaoni seemed to be not interested in this, so he immediately changed the subject and asked: "Smelly treasure, what kind of flowers do you like?"

Jiang Xiaoni pointed to the flower that Xu Erge guessed for the first time, and said with a smile: "I like the little iris you mentioned, the purple flower."

"why?"

Jiang Xiaoni: "Because purple flowers are the most beautiful, and purple is very charming."

Purple is very charming?

Xu Erge smiled and said, "Xiaoman also said that."

Xiaoman, Xu Keman, his younger sister who is in elementary school and who is a kid.

Jiang Xiaoni's eyes lit up, and she said with a smile: "What is this, this is what heroes see and agree with, hahaha!"

With this interruption, time passed quickly. When Jiang Xiaoni came to her senses and realized that she had been fooled, it was already an hour later.

They are still far away from the ride to the bungee jumping on the top of the mountain...

If this meeting goes up, it is estimated that there is no time to play. The opening time of other people's facilities ends at five o'clock, and they can't make it to the horse.

This stinky Erlang is simply annoying!

"Woooooh, my bungee jumping!!!"

……

Following the directions sent by Brother Wu, Ma Yue walked alone through the woods, and then met the two of them in a small gazebo.

"How is it? Did you get it?"

The first time they met, Ma Yue asked straight to the point and asked about the results of the battle. During the lunch break, she was not far away, so she witnessed the intimate behavior of Xu Erge, Jiang Yijie and Jiang Xiaoni.

She also told Brother Wu where they were. If she couldn't take pictures of them, then she would be so angry.

Brother Wu nodded and said with a smile, "It's photographed, do you want to take a look at it?"

Ma Yue took the camera equipment in Brother Wu's hand and began to look through it. After a while, she nodded in satisfaction.

She just wanted Xu Erge and Jiang Yijie to truly die in society.

Standing on two boats, Xu Erge will not be able to get rid of the label of scumbag for the rest of his life, and Jiang Yijie, just like that, will become the laughing stock of others for the rest of his life.

Two sisters with the same boyfriend?

Such a gimmick that challenges the three views, even if this kind of news is placed on an ordinary person, it will cause a public outcry. If there are other explosive blessings, it will be enough to make everyone know that Xu Erge and Jiang Yijie fell, It fell to pieces.

This stain on life can never be washed away in a lifetime!

She wants them to taste what it's like to die in public and not be able to hold their heads up in front of the public.

A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye, tenfold revenge! ! !

As for Jiang Xiaoni...

That's right, Jiang Xiaoni is not bad, although she is a little tricky to Jiang Xiaoni, but there is no way to do it, if you want to achieve great things, you will inevitably be accompanied by sacrifices.

Ma Yue has no sympathy at all, even when she was at school, she and Jiang Xiaoni were familiar, but now for revenge, she can only give up.

She asked, "When are you going to reveal this matter?"

"This one……"

Brother Wu looked at it and said: "It will take some time, we will definitely make full preparations, otherwise we will let down such a good material."

Ma Yue didn't know that Brother Wu planned to sell this gimmick to other people. After thinking about it, he said a particularly constructive opinion: "It is true that we should prepare well. Now is not the best time to release it, but I think maybe you guys can create some foreshadowing."

"For example, Jiang Yijie's grades."

"score?"