I also want to fall in love

The iceberg is too cold, sure enough, it's better for my wife to be in the pool...

As soon as Xu Erge got on the podium, before he sat down, he saw Jiang Yijie take out her mobile phone. He hurried over and said, "Jiang Yijie, don't play with your mobile phone during self-study!"

"I'm not playing, I'm just..."

Xu Erge didn't wait for her to finish speaking, he stretched out his hand and said, "As the evening self-study supervisor, I have the right to confiscate your mobile phone and return it to you after the evening self-study is over. Bring the mobile phone here. Right now, I won't Listen to any explanation."

Jiang Yijie took a deep look at Xu Erge. Jiang Yijie frowned as the two stared at each other, and then put the phone in Xu Erge's hand.

"There is also a headphone cable, I saw it just now."

"You confiscated my mobile phone, why do you need a headphone cable?"

Jiang Yijie's cold voice was very destructive, like an iceberg in the cold winter. If ordinary people heard it, they would have been frozen into ice slag long ago, but Xu Erge seemed like a stunned young man, rushing into it without hesitation!

"What if you have an MP4?" Hurgo said.

Jiang Yijie's face turned black, what year is it, who still has MP4, are you a remnant of the Qing Dynasty? !

……

Xu Erge was on the desk, yawning with his head on his pillow, while playing with Jiang Yijie's mobile phone with the other hand, the mobile phone kept flipping between five nimble fingers.

He has practiced this magical skill of turning pens since junior high school. He started playing with pens, and later his fingers became more slender, and he can even play with pen boxes.

The fingers are flexible, not like human hands~

Jiang Yijie watched from below, her expression became more and more serious, and her gaze became colder and colder.

Xu Erge didn't care, instead he showed her a provocative smile.

Is there any feud between the two?

No, it's just an opponent.

The confrontation between the first and the second.

Jiang Yijie lowered her eyebrows, raised her hand and said she was going to the bathroom, and then left without waiting for Xu Erge's approval.

Xu Erge put the phone on the table self-consciously, and when he accidentally touched the key, he found a faint trace of unlocking on the screen, a very simple [L] trace...

Ok?

Xu Erge narrowed his eyes slightly, and then tried it according to the traces of his fingers. This test really unlocked the phone screen lock.

The first time, of course, is to open the photo album...

Tsk, it's locked.

Tried the password just now, it's not right...

Xu Erge opened the video again, wanting to see if there are any videos about selfies, but only some recently downloaded local videos are not locked, but the screenshots and names of these videos...

It turned out to be a Japanese anime that didn't translate the license plate number? !

Σ(?д?|||)??

Xu Erge stared straight, Yaoshou, what did he see! ?

Such unscrupulous things actually appeared on Jiang Yijie's phone!

Fuck me straight away!

Xu Erge looked up at all the students below secretly, and saw that the students were either studying hard or sleeping, and his little heart was pounding.

By coincidence, he picked up the headphone cable that was also confiscated from Jiang Yijie and put it on his ear, then clicked on one of the videos.

!!!

Xu Erge never expected that Jiang Yijie, who appears to be aloof and icy on the surface, would have such a shy side!

Xu Erge, who was gradually fascinated by wearing headphones to watch, loudly turned up the volume at a critical moment, without even noticing that the Bluetooth of the mobile phone was connected, and the multimedia curtain behind him had already blurred the video he was watching. , all played out.

The audience, studying hard, looked at the screen played on the multimedia screen, their eyes stared straight, and their complexions instantly turned red!

The whole place was dead silent!

Jiang Xiaoni was woken up when she heard a strange voice, and then she froze when she saw a scene that she would never forget in her life.

???

Damn it, I'm just a good fuck.

On the podium, Xu Erge held the mobile phone in both hands, with a very serious expression, like an eminent monk in meditation.

At this moment, he is so radiant! ! !

Jiang Xiaoni has never admired someone so much in her life, but from now on, she has!

Without any hesitation, Jiang Xiaoni took out her mobile phone and secretly recorded this wonderful scene.

Jiang Yijie had just returned from the toilet at this time, and she heard a familiar voice as soon as she reached the door of the classroom.

She opened the door, and then, her whole body was blinded, and her mind went blank...

She stood at the door of the classroom, her delicate body trembling uncontrollably.

Why is this anime so familiar? ?Isn't this a private collection in my phone?

She is empty.

She is gone.

She died in place.

Xu Erge glanced up, and with this glance, he found that everyone was looking at him, and they showed strange expressions, and their faces were also very strange, each face looked like a stuffed prawn...

What's the situation, what are you looking at me for?

Xu Erge noticed that Jiang Xiaoni pointed at the blackboard with her finger.

Xu Erge was stunned, recalling the weird flushed faces of all his classmates, as if a lightning bolt struck through his brain...

His stiff head slowly turned around, and then, he felt that his mind went blank for an instant!

He is empty!

He is gone!