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With a cold face, the doctor said angrily, "You little bastard, you still have the face to come back!"

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Chapter 113 Doctor Biao, I want to join the Shangqing faction and listen to the bells from far to near.

The two zombies looked at each other, and then quickly flew towards the end of the dark street.

"Oh, Daoist, why don't you catch them, one is five oceans!"

Seeing the zombies fly away, the doctor said excitedly.

"You want zombies? There's plenty of them on Coffin Hill."

Ji Dong curled his lips, it was only ten yuan, he didn't care.

In Master Zombie, Tinker Bell, a bear boy, ran away from home, and his family came out to look for the child. Although he was a bit fierce, he never killed anyone.

The one who played the watch was purely unlucky. He picked up the gold watch and was chased by the zombie woman for a while, and was finally crushed to death by a flowerpot.

Although it is said that there is no balance between good and evil, this family is obviously the legendary vegetarian zombie, that is, the kind that after the corpse transformation, honestly swallows the moonlight cultivation, and does not harm others everywhere.

Although the zombies are rejected by the six realms and are not tolerated by the heaven and the earth, but the Dao is fifty, the sky is fourty-nine, and there is a chance of survival. As long as the zombies cultivate to the state of not melting bones, they can be detached.

When the time comes, you will go to heaven and earth, and you can go anywhere within the Three Realms.

But that is the highest level of zombies, and this family should be out of luck these days.

"Coffin Mountain? Where is Coffin Mountain?"

Hearing that there were zombies on Coffin Mountain, the doctor's eyes lit up with excitement. He really hoped that a zombie would appear, so let him study it.

"Coffin Mountain is a forest of zombies, but I advise you to save yourselves. Zombies gather the resentment of the world, death, and bad luck. They are not old, immortal, and immortal. No one to rely on, homeless, using resentment as strength and blood as food in the world."

"I know, but I just want to know why zombies become like this, invulnerable, immortal."

"You're confused. Zombies carry corpse poison. Once they enter the body of a living person, the living person will also be infected and eventually become a zombie."

"You don't understand, science is the truth, I believe science can solve the corpse poison you said."

"Oh, forget it, I won't waste my words with you."

Ji Dong waved his hand speechlessly, it's hard to persuade the damn ghost, this doctor is obviously in a daze, what's wrong with studying, studying zombies?

This thing is already something in metaphysics, how can science explain it clearly.

Don't know the end of all things is theology, including science.

In fact, more than [-]% of scientists in the West believe in the existence of God, such as Newton, Galileo, Copernicus, Edison and so on.

Because there are some things that science really can't explain.

bell bell -

The bell jingled, and the extended carriage finally arrived and stopped in front of the wooden frame.

Agui jumped down and came to the side of the doctor with a smile.

"Doctor, look, I have invited a real Taoist priest, he can catch zombies."

The doctor looked at Agui with a cold face.

"The future is coming so fast, didn't you let me play by myself? Why are you back?"

Agui smiled awkwardly.

He did run, and he ran very fast, but he happened to see this Taoist priest driving a carriage.

Immediately, he was stopped by the Taoist priest. When he said that there were zombies here, the Taoist priest was quite excited and took him to this side.

"Doctor, I'm going to rescue soldiers. Those are two zombies. Hey, where are the zombies?"

Agui changed the subject and looked around pretendingly.

"Hmph, you are the one talking about the blindness of gold and jade, this young talent is a true Taoist priest."

The doctor looked at Lin Yi, and the more he looked at it, the more satisfied he was. At a critical moment, Agui left him to run away, but Lin Yi protected himself.

Lin Yi is far behind in terms of character and talent.

"Huh? Is he a Taoist priest?"

A Gui frowned and looked at Ji Dong, unwilling to believe it in his heart. If Lin Yi was really a Taoist priest, wouldn't he be doomed.

"Hey, you said there are zombies here, where are the zombies?"

The Taoist priest jumped off the carriage and walked over reeking of alcohol.

Ji Dong glanced at him, his mana was low, and he had reached the second level of Qi training. Looking at the extended carriage, Yin Qi was entwined and corpse Qi was permeating it, which was used for transporting corpses.

Shit, this guy is good enough to drive corpses with a carriage!This is much easier than using paper figurines to drive corpses away.

However, it is only suitable for places between cities and villages, places too far away and rugged mountain roads, this car cannot go there.

"It was still here just now."

Agui laughed.

"Hey, you guys are really wasting my time, hey, if you see zombies again, remember to come to Yizhuang to inform me as soon as possible, hiccup~"

The Taoist hiccupped.

"Hey, there is a foreign doctor in the city who asks for zombies with a lot of money, three hundred oceans each, hiccup~ as long as you provide information, I will catch zombies and make money, hiccup~ we will share equally."

After finishing speaking, the Taoist patted Agui's arm with a smile, then turned and hiccupped and left.

Agui's eyes widened, he raised his hand, and gestured with his fingers for a long time.

"Doctor, you beg a lot of money for zombies, [-] yuan each, and if I catch a zombie, you will give me [-] yuan, and let me bleed and catch zombies, sixty times! You are too much!"

After Ah Gui shouted, he pushed the doctor away, and angrily caught up with the Taoist priest in front of him.

"Daozhang, wait for me, I will be your apprentice in the future, let's go catch zombies together."

The corner of the doctor's mouth twitched, his face turned green with anger.

"Little bastard, how dare you push me!"

Lin Yi smiled lightly, "If it were me, I would probably hit you."

"What do you know, that person said it was Dr. Yang, not me!"

The doctor said helplessly.

"Not you?"

"Of course it's not me. Dr. Yang is a ghost, do you think I'm a ghost?"

The doctor said speechlessly.

Lin Yi laughed, and thought to himself, if I didn't see that you look like Uncle Biao, I wouldn't bother to talk to you.

"So there is a foreign doctor who is studying zombies?"

The doctor nodded, "That's right, that foreigner doctor somehow knew about my research topic, and then became very interested in zombies, and began to study the surprises of eastern and western zombies."

Ji Dong raised his eyebrows, "Vampires and zombies?"

"Yo, can't you tell, you know a lot, you know about vampires."

"Tch, aren't they just vampires? I've already killed two of them."

Uncle Biao's expression changed, he blinked at Lin Yi and asked, "Is it true?"

"Of course, Huangjiacun, do you know? Some time ago, Huangjiacun reopened the church, and the two vampires sealed inside ran out, and it was me and my master who killed it."

"Wow! I wish I had met you sooner, so I can study more things."

"You can call me Uncle Biao, young man, what's your name?"

Ji Dong almost threw up, you look like Uncle Biao, you really are called Uncle Biao!

"My name is Lin Yi, a disciple of Maoshan Shangqing Sect, you can call me Ayi."

"Very good, Yi, I am applying to join the Shangqing Sect now, do you think it is possible to accept me as an apprentice?"

Uncle Biao looked at Lin Yi with a smile, and even posed for a pose.

"No way, Uncle Biao, shake me a little bit?"

Just kidding, a lot of age, you want to worship me as a teacher!

"Of course it's true. I'm obsessed with Eastern Taoism. You don't want me to study zombies, but let me study Eastern Taoism."

"I can't make the decision, it has to be decided by my master."

"Then where is your master?"

"In Huang's Village."

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Chapter 114 Master, Look What I Brought You

"Uncle Biao, it's getting late, you'd better go back and rest, there are zombies in the city, I have to go and have a look quickly, I can't let the zombies hurt people."

Although the zombies in this family don't suck human blood and don't easily harm others, they can't keep them together. As a disciple of Maoshan, Lin Yi needs to maintain the law and order here.

Uncle Biao wanted to say something, but Lin Yi didn't give him this chance. He saw Lin Yi's right hand pointing at the empty painting, and a golden spell suddenly appeared, and then stuck to Lin Yi's body.

In the next second, Ji Dong's body flew out lightly, and he jumped to the top of the second floor in the blink of an eye.

Uncle Biao's eyes widened by Ji Dong's actions, and he exclaimed.

"Was that a charm just now! It's too amazing. With this thing, why do I still study zombies? I study talismans!"

On the roof, Ji Dong took out the compass and began to search for the corpse in the city.

It is strongest in the southeast, slightly weaker in the southwest, and weakest in the northwest.

The strongest ones should be the two old zombies just now, and the one in the southwest may be the mother of the little zombie. To be honest, the female zombie in Master Zombie is the most beautiful one in all the zombie movies Lin Yi has ever seen.

The most important thing is that this female zombie still retains her motherhood. Before she died, she looked at her child with a reluctant look in her eyes, which made people feel distressed.

Withdrawing his thoughts, Ji Dong took out the gold watch, and after opening the cover of the gold watch, he sprang out again briskly, leaped across the roof, and moved quickly towards the northwest.

At the same time, the two old zombies and the mother of the little zombie, who were looking for the little zombie, all stood still in doubt and listened carefully.

They can't see with their eyes, but their sense of smell and hearing are extremely sensitive, far surpassing that of humans, so although the music from the gold watch is quiet, they can still hear it.

Whoosh!

The three zombies suddenly soared into the sky and flew towards the direction of the music.

Ji Dong was very fast, following the guidance of the compass, he quickly found the little zombie on the edge of Taizhou City.

This little guy is only four or five years old, and he doesn't know where he is going.

"What a brat, he's so naughty even when he's a zombie."

Lin Yi smiled, and jumped to the side of the little zombie.

At this time, the little zombie also heard the music from the gold watch, and turned around suspiciously. Seeing Lin Yi falling from the sky, he jumped back a few times in fright.

Ji Dong frowned slightly, and then he was surprised to find that this little zombie was looking at him.

Reasonably speaking, zombies can't see people. Among the zombies Ji Dong has seen, only Old Man Ren's eyes can see.

But Old Master Ren is different from other zombies, he is controlled by people.

But what is going on with this little zombie, that he can see people?

"Can you see me?"

Lin Yi asked tentatively.

He remembered that in the movie, that Agui could still talk to the little zombie.

The little zombie stretched out his hands, looked up at Ji Dong with his small head up, suddenly showed a cute smiling face, and then nodded.

"Awakening self-awareness at such a young age!"

Lin Yi squatted down curiously, and hung the gold watch around the little zombie's neck with a smile.

"Hey, this gold watch must be kept safe in the future, so don't lose it again."