Sign in at Yizhuang: I am numb to Uncle Jiu

Ji Dong had a bad first impression of Ahao, and this guy didn't even call him a senior brother, and he didn't have any manners, so he didn't give Ahao a good face, and said coldly, "Go ask your master."

Then turn around and leave.

Ah Hao's expression froze, it was too ugly.

Seeing Lin Yi enter the Yizhuang, he whispered, "What is it, let alone knock it down."

Ah Qiang didn't wait for Ah Hao, and followed behind Lin Yi.

After entering Yizhuang, seeing that Ahao was not following, he asked Lin Yi in a low voice.

"Brother, what exactly is soul-inducing incense?"

Lin Yi looked around the environment in the Yizhuang. There were more than a dozen coffins in the Yizhuang, and some corpses were simply placed on the morgue.

There is a small bowl in front of both the coffin and the mortuary bed, which is used for incense. There are residual incense in the small bowl, and the incense ash is piled up in a thick layer.

The living eat, the dead eat wax!

Every day when commuting to and from get off work and eating, I have to put a stick of incense in these small bowls, three sticks of incense per stick!

Uncle Simu passed by Yizhuang with goods before, and Wencai served food to his uncles, brothers and sisters in Yizhuang. As a result, Qiusheng pretended to be a zombie and made a fuss, knocking over the oil lamp, causing a mess for Uncle Simu's customers.

Such a classic opening, it is estimated that anyone who has watched Uncle Nine's movies will not forget it.

Hearing A Qiang's question, Lin Yi said calmly, "The living have to eat, and the friends lying here also have to eat. The living have relatives and friends, and so do they.

Therefore, friends who live here sometimes go out to visit. At midnight, the people of Shouyi Village will light three longevity incense sticks at the door, which are soul-inducing incense, to guide them. Tell them, from here Go, come back from here. "

"Oh! Then what if they go out and don't come back?"

Ah Qiang felt novelty. It turns out that there is such a saying in Yizhuang.

"At Yinshi, take off the talisman and ring the bell, take off the magic talisman on the door, light two white candles at the door, and ring the golden bell three times to let those friends know that it's time to come back. As for not coming back? Unless you can't think about it, you won't. back."

At least in Yizhuang, there are people to eat and a place to live.

not coming back?Be a lonely ghost and eat garbage?

It was worse than being a beggar. It was extremely hot during the day and bitingly cold at night.

The reason why Ji Dong explained to Ah Qiang was because Ah Qiang called him Senior Brother.

Brothers of the same school, even though they are not the same master, if you ask for advice, as long as it does not involve untransmitted secrets, the senior brother is obliged to clarify the doubts.

Ji Dong looked at the mortuary bed in the Yizhuang.

These mortuary beds are just two benches and a wooden plank, on which the dead body is covered with a white cloth, very simple.

"These were bitten to death by that zombie. Because no relatives claimed them, there were no coffins."

The captain said, pointing to the mortuary bed in the corner.

Just as Uncle Jiu was about to step forward to check, a corpse lying on a mortuary bed suddenly sat up.

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Chapter 145 The ignorant Captain Ahao was taken aback, thought he was a fake corpse, and almost peed his pants.

With a swipe, he hid behind Uncle Jiu.

"Daozhang, the corpse has changed~"

Ren Zhuzhu and her maid were also so frightened that their faces turned pale. They screamed and hid behind Ji Dong.

Originally, this cemetery was scary enough. There were so many corpses parked there, but suddenly one of them sat up, wouldn't it be scary?

Everyone in Uncle Ninth looked calm, looking at the "corpse" sitting up, and didn't even want to show any unnecessary expressions.

Sitting up, this man was so angry, he was out of place in this gloomy Yizhuang, he was obviously a living person.

The man rubbed his eyes, looked at Uncle Jiu and the others suspiciously and asked.

"Who are you? What are you doing in Yizhuang?"

As soon as the captain heard what the other party said, he realized that this was a person. After a closer look, he still recognized him. He was a new apprentice of Jia Zhenren.

Ren Zhuzhu and the others were also relieved, but their hearts were still beating violently, it was really scary just now.

"Ah Gui, why are you sleeping here, I'm scared to death by you!"

Ji Dong also recognized it. Isn't this the boy who was with Uncle Biao before? Unexpectedly, he really followed that real Jia.

"If you don't sleep here, where can you sleep?"

Agui gave the captain a supercilious look, it would be nice to have a mortuary bed to sleep on, but he wanted to sleep in a coffin to protect himself from the wind and keep warm. Isn't this because there is a shortage of beds and there are no vacancies.

"Huh? How is it you!"

When Agui saw Lin Yi, he immediately cried out, feeling furious. If it wasn't for Lin Yi, he would still be messing around with the doctor now.

Although it is a bit bitter, at least I have enough to eat and wear warm clothes, and I still get paid every month.

Ji Dong didn't bother to pay attention to him, and walked to the five corpses bitten to death by zombies with a cold face.

Lifting off the white cloth, there were five corpses with grim expressions lying under the white cloth. Although the wounds on their necks had been treated, it was still possible to see how miserable they were when they died.

"Hey, don't mess around, they are all zombies!"

Agui said loudly, for fear that Lin Yi would take off the corpse-suppressing amulet on the head of the corpse.

Does he know how fierce these guys are, and he watched his master subdue these guys with his own eyes.

Swish, Ji Dong took off the corpse-suppressing talisman.

"Hey! What are you doing! Post it, post it!"

Ah Gui screamed and wanted to rush over, but was held down by the captain.

"Boy, don't mess around, or I'll kill you."

Agui looked aggrieved, cursing in his heart.

You have a brain problem, but you are a zombie. Instead of stopping him, you stopped me!

Uncle Nine, Taoist Priest Four Eyes, Priest Qianhe, and Ma Madi also came to the corpse and observed the zombie.

The zombie opened its eyes.

But when he opened his eyes, the zombie was dumbfounded.

There was a circle of people standing around, everyone had a strong coercion on them, and he couldn't even move because of the pressure.

"Brother, this zombie seems to be more spiritual than ordinary zombies?"

Daoist Qianhe looked at the zombie's eyes moving and said in surprise.

"Indeed, this zombie can actually see us!"

Uncle Ninth was also quite surprised. It stands to reason that zombies cannot see people and can only rely on their ears and noses to find people. But this zombie has only been transformed into a dead body not long ago, and its eyes can actually see people!

"What the hell did this ghost inject into Nintendo? How did it make Nintendo mutate so much?"

"Master, I think we have to find those ghosts. The things that ghosts injected into the second grandpa were so strange that they mutated the zombies."

Uncle Jiu nodded, "I think so too."

"Captain, these zombies must be burned as soon as possible, otherwise Taizhou City will be in big trouble."

The captain nodded quickly, like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Okay, okay, no problem, you can burn it now!"

Snapped!

Uncle Jiu took out a new corpse-repelling talisman from his bosom, and stuck it on the zombie's head. The staring zombie closed its eyes again and was stunned.

"It's not too late, let's burn it here."

"Ahao, Aqiang, come here and move the zombies out!"

Ma Madi then ordered.

"Adong, you also come to help."

Daoist Qianhe also ordered A Dongdao.

The three apprentices hurried forward to move the zombie.

Ah Hao glanced at Ji Dong while moving.

"Master, why doesn't he move?"

We are all of the same generation, why should we do coolies and you just watch from the sidelines.

Snapped!

He slapped Ah Hao's head numbly, and stared.

"If you are told to move, you can move, there is so much nonsense, move quickly!"

Ah Qiang carried the corpse on his shoulder, laughed at Ah Hao and said, "You really don't know yourself."

"Hmph! You bastard, turn your elbows out!"

"Oh, you are the bastard, can you turn your elbows inward?"

Ah Hao got stuck with one sentence, his elbows were turned outwards, who can turn them in?

Snapped!

Ma Madi slapped down again, making Ah Hao's brain buzz.

"Why are you talking so much, don't you want to do it anymore? Hurry up and work!"

"I know Master!"

Ah Hao pursed his mouth, and walked out carrying the corpse.

Numbly picking his nose while looking at Ah Hao who was moving slowly, he didn't know what he was thinking.

A Dong and A Qiang threw the zombies on the ground, and turned back to Yi Zhuang. They were looking at A Hao with a reluctant expression on his face, and he came out of Yi Zhuang slowly, with different expressions.

Ah Qiang urged, "Oh, hurry up, you haven't eaten!"

Ah Hao said unhappily, "That's right, you can't do without food!"

With a cold face, A Dong went back to Yizhuang without saying a word.

Big brother fights with zombies, it consumes so much energy, why don't you let him carry the corpses, why don't you go when you fight zombies?

Who do you think you are?

If you haven't eaten, you look like someone who ate.

Ah Qiang shook his head helplessly, and went back to Yizhuang. He felt that Ah Hao was different from before.

Ah Hao threw the body on the ground, kicked it hard, cursed a few bastards in a low voice, and then slowly went back to Yizhuang.

After entering Yizhuang, Ah Qiang and Ah Dong stood beside their respective masters, and everyone was looking at Ah Hao, making Ah Hao feel hairy all over.

"Master!"

Ah Hao yelled cautiously, and walked over at a faster pace.

"What are you doing, you're just moaning, don't move!"

Pointing to the remaining two zombies hesitantly, he said.

"Move, just move."

Ah Hao nodded, stepped forward and grabbed the corpse's arm, pulled the zombie up hard, then turned the zombie around, pulled the corpse lightly, and lifted the zombie up.

Zombies are all dead and heavy. After walking hard for two steps, Ah Hao suddenly realized that something was wrong. There were only two zombies left. He was the last one to come in. Why didn't Ah Qiang and that Ah Dong move?Just let yourself be like that?

Looking back, I saw Ah Qiang making faces with himself, complacent, while others were looking at him with cold faces.

It's too unfair, just let me move it alone!You all bully me!

Ah Hao quickened his pace angrily, left the Yi Zhuang, threw the zombie to the open space, then kicked the zombie twice, cursing ugly words, and entered the Yi Zhuang again.

There was still no one moving in the room, they were all watching Ahao coldly.

Ah Hao had no choice but to carry the last zombie on his back.

The crowd followed Ahao to the yard of Yizhuang, and watched Ahao throw the zombies to the ground.