Sign in at Yizhuang: I am numb to Uncle Jiu

"Hehehe, captain, this time we are going to get rich. Those ghosts offered a reward of 1000 yuan to catch this zombie. This time, you have to share it fairly!"

Beside the captain, a man with black-framed round glasses came to the captain with a smile and was very excited. Although he lowered his voice, Lin Yi and Uncle Nine were far better than ordinary people, and they could hear clearly. .

"Hey, captain, why don't you speak?"

Snapped!

A corpse talisman was pasted on Nintendo's forehead.

Seeing that the zombie remained motionless, the Taoist priest looked smug, and his rosacea looked particularly funny under the moonlight.

"Hey, what a powerful zombie I am, so this is it?"

The Taoist priest was triumphant, pinching his little beard on his chin.

Whoa!

Nintendo suddenly tore off the corpse talisman on his head, held it in his hand and looked at it, then stuffed it into his mouth and ate it.

"Gululu (that's it?)"

The Taoist priest looked stupid.

"be careful!"

Uncle Jiu reminded that before the Taoist could react, Nintendo grabbed the Taoist's shoulder and stretched out his head to bite his neck.

The Taoist priest still had some tricks, he raised his hands and grabbed Nintendo's chin, but blood flowed from his arms pierced by Nintendo's nails, and he grinned from the pain.

"Save me, save me!"

The Taoist turned his head with difficulty and looked at Ji Dong and the others. He also knew that ordinary people could not be trusted at this time, and it had to be people like Ji Dong.

However, before Lin Yi and the others could act, the man with glasses beside the captain shouted tremblingly.

"Shoot, shoot!"

"Hey, don't shoot!"

Ji Dong yelled, but this group of people didn't listen to Ji Dong at all. In fact, they were all terrified, and all they could think about was shooting.

Pull the trigger, and a gunshot sounds.

"rise!"

It was Uncle Jiu who moved quickly, made seals with both hands, and pointed at the Taoist priest. A golden light flew out from his fingertips and landed on the Taoist priest, forming a golden mask.

The bullet hit the golden mask, made a crackling sound, and then bounced off.

There were also some bullets that hit Nintendo, but they also couldn't get in, and were bounced away.

This time, these people were completely dumbfounded.

He came with confidence, but was severely slapped in the face by reality.

The gun doesn't work at all!

"Roar!"

With a roar, Nintendo threw the Taoist priest away, and rushed towards the people who shot him.

Seeing the zombies approaching, the gang of rotten fish and shrimps immediately scattered and fled, crying for their father and mother, almost peeing their pants by the zombies.

"Ayi, follow me!"

Uncle Jiu greeted Lin Yi and chased after Nintendo.

Nintendo flew forward, grabbed a fleeing person, and was about to speak, when Uncle Jiu's hand flashed a lightning bolt, and a palm thunder flew out, instantly hitting Nintendo's head.

Ah ~

The person caught by Nintendo screamed, his body trembled, his hair was tied up straight, and his face became dark.

It's connected!

"Roar!"

Nintendo yelled at Uncle Jiu and Lin Yi impatiently, threw away the "black" person in his hand, and rushed towards Uncle Jiu and Uncle Jiu again.

Taoist Priest Simu and Priest Qianhe came to the side of the Taoist priest who was thrown away, and squatted down to check the man's wound.

The Taoist priest's sleeve was torn open, and there were several blood holes on the Taoist priest's arm, which was bloody and bloody, which looked very scary.

The Taoist grinned in pain, with tears in his eyes.

"Thank you to the fellow Taoists for helping me out. The poor Taoist surname is Jia. You can call me Master Jia."

Daoist Simu and Daoist Qianhe ignored him at all, took out a stick of glutinous rice from their treasure pouch, grabbed a handful each, and put it on Zhenren Jia's wound.

The wound suddenly squeaked, and the glutinous rice turned black at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The blood that came out was still black.

"What a powerful corpse poison!"

Ordinary zombies catch people, the corpse poison on the nails is actually not too strong, most of the corpse poison can be removed by pulling out the corpse poison with glutinous rice in time, and finally can be completely expelled after taking medicinal soup, but this Taoist priest was captured by Nintendo. , Two handfuls of glutinous rice went down, and the glutinous rice turned black instantly.

However, the blood in the wound was still black, indicating that the corpse poison was still very strong.

I applied another handful of glutinous rice, and the Taoist screamed in pain, but the blood was still black!

When the glutinous rice was dark again, Simu and Qianhe put another handful of glutinous rice on it.

This time the Taoist stopped screaming, the wound was still full of smoke, and the glutinous rice was still pulling out the dead body poison, but the Taoist didn't feel it anymore.

For a moment, Taoist Priest Simu and Priest Qianhe had a bad idea in their hearts.

This man is hopeless!

boom!

Uncle Jiu flew up and kicked Nintendo's chest, and fell backwards straight from the kick.

The moment he fell to the ground, Nintendo bounced up straight again, with both hands stretched out, like a sharp knife piercing towards Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu turned around to dodge, his right hand was shining with golden light, and he slapped Nintendo.

The Tongtian talisman congealed blessings in the void, and a corpse-suppressing talisman was pasted on Nintendo's body.

Nintendo was not affected at all, and continued to attack Uncle Jiu.

"The universe is boundless, the magic of yin and yang, bound!"

Ji Dong is going to repeat the old plan, and then tie Nintendo with tree roots and flames.

But when Nintendo heard Ji Yi chanting the mantra, his body stopped suddenly, and then he rushed towards the sky.

It jumped more than ten meters high, like a monkey jumping in the sky!

In mid-air, Nintendo yelled at Lin Yi and Uncle Nine below, and then flew into the distance.

Lin Yi and Uncle Jiu stood where they were, looking up at the sky, with extremely weird expressions.

It was the first time they had seen a zombie escape so simply.

"Master, what did he shout just now?"

Ji Dong scratched the back of his head, thinking that since he had gone back, it was necessary to learn the language of corpses, otherwise he would not know what the zombies were scolding when he was scolded.

Uncle Jiu glanced at Lin Yi with a delicate expression.

"Grandson, you wait for Grandpa, I will come back to find you!"

"what?"

……

Chapter 143 Sister Qingqing who has been lost for many years, no wonder Uncle Jiu has such a strange expression, I have never seen a zombie swearing at the street.

wrong!

It's not called cursing!

Strictly speaking, this old man is really Lin Yi's second grandfather!

"Wow!"

A strange cry sounded suddenly.

Ji Dong and Uncle Jiu frowned and saw the Taoist just now struggled from the hands of Taoist Master Four Eyes and Taoist Master Qianhe, roaring like a beast.

"Junior brother, he is hopeless!"

The four-eyed Taoist said with a serious expression.

Daoist Qianhe nodded, sighed, and took the mahogany sword from behind.

"Fellow Daoist, have a good journey."

After muttering a word, Taoist Master Qianhe stabbed the mahogany sword into Zhenren Jia's heart.

There was a squeak from the wound, and soon, the Taoist priest showed a look of relief, and seemed to regain his senses, opened his mouth to Taoist Qianhe, and then collapsed on the ground without a sound.

Almost at the same time, the unlucky guy who was stunned by the electric shock also got up from the ground and rushed towards Ji Dong with his fangs bared.

He was also scratched by Nintendo, without glutinous rice pulling out the dead body poison, his dead body transformed faster.

Ji Xie didn't move, and the Xie Xie Sword suddenly appeared, and a stream of light flashed across the night, cutting off the head of the little zombie that rushed, and then flew back into Ji Dong's body.

Those who didn't know thought Ji Dong was a sword fairy.

Everything was done in a flash, and Uncle Jiu didn't even react.

What just happened?Why did this guy lose his head?

"Fire Cloud Curse!"

Lin Yi pinched the Huoyun curse seal with his hand, and pointed at the writhing corpse on the ground. Several Huoyun talismans appeared out of thin air and flew down on the corpse.

The flames engulfed the body, burning fast.

All the people from the police station have run away, and there is one person who has not escaped, that is, the captain who was immobilized by Ji Dong with the soul-fixing spell.

I have to say that everything just now was like a farce.

Sending someone's head away from thousands of miles inexplicably, even if you want to stop it, you can't stop it.

"Brother-in-law!"

Ren Zhuzhu came over with her maid, her face was full of sadness.

"Ayi, who is this?"

Uncle Jiu raised his eyebrows, looked at Ren Zhuzhu suspiciously and asked.

This girl is so beautiful, is she still called brother-in-law A Yi?

"Master, this is Tingting's cousin, Ren Zhuzhu, who came from Danzhou."

"Zhuzhu, this is my master, you can just call him Uncle Jiu."

"Uncle Nine!"

Zhuzhu obediently bowed to Uncle Jiu.

In a daze, Uncle Jiu saw Qingqing's shadow on Ren Zhuzhu, and then frowned slightly and asked, "Zhuzhu, what's your birth date?"

Zhuzhu was stunned for a moment, why did she suddenly start to check the household registration?

Aren't birthday horoscopes only used when getting married?

Ren Zhuzhu was puzzled, subconsciously glanced at Lin Yi, and then told Uncle Jiu his birth date.

After listening to Ren Zhuzhu's birth date, Uncle Jiu pinched his fingers and muttered something.

The upper hexagram is Sunda, and the lower hexagram is...

Because the speech was too fast, Ji Dong didn't hear clearly, he only heard a few hexagram words.

After a while, Uncle Jiu said seriously to Ren Zhuzhu.

"Zhuzhu, take the time to write a letter home and ask if your father still has a long-lost daughter, which should be your sister."

Lin Yi immediately thought of Qingqing.

No way!