Resurrection of Reiki: At the beginning, kiss the woman with a gaping hole

Suddenly, Bai Xiaohao's satellite bracelet rang, and when he took it out, his expression changed on the spot.

"problem occurs!"

Everyone's eyes instantly focused on Bai Xiaohao.

I saw Bai Xiaohao's serious face: "According to the information from the team members who were outside collecting information just now, two major events just happened in the city of riots!"

"The stronghold of the ninja domain was uprooted by the mysterious man, and three of the ninjas were beaten until hemorrhoids bleed!"

"What's even more astonishing is that half of a building organized by ti, a local giant, was blown up."

"Ti's leader, Matthew, was also beaten until hemorrhoids bleed!"

"I have sent the picture to your satellite bracelets."

Everyone quickly checked the information on the satellite bracelet.

"Fuck!"

Qin Feng looked at the victim's miserable appearance and let out a sigh.

"This silky feeling, why does my Overlord Spear lead to the same goal by different routes!"

Yang Dingfeng agreed: "What the hell is hemorrhoids bleeding? It's clearly a chrysanthemum? It's lost!"

"It's Qin Feng's inner taste!"

Qin Feng:? ? ?

What's the inside smell?

Lao Tzu's operation is obviously a hundred times smoother than this, okay?

Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand.

Bai Xiaohao continued: "According to some rumors in the Tao, these incidents are all caused by the mutation of the heavenly addiction!"

"The current addiction can not only turn people into killing machines, but also make hemorrhoids bleed!"

"Common name, hemorrhoid maker!"

"It's so scary!"

"Let's not go out for a walk recently, it doesn't feel right to drink Chaoshen Power Water!"

"Being bald is nothing compared to bleeding from hemorrhoids!"

Everyone nodded in unison.

That's the truth.

Lin Que at the side, hearing this series of analysis, his face darkened.

(??へ???╬).

Which melon skin analysis is this?

I really want to greet his eighteen generations of ancestors.

Dare to say that Lao Tzu is a hemorrhoid maker!

How can it be repaired!

Lu Yan stepped forward and said, "Master, don't go out either, I'm afraid that the hemorrhoid maker will stare at you!"

Lin Que squinted at his great apprentice.

What a filial piety!

As everyone knows, the hemorrhoid making machine is you as the teacher.

I will be afraid?

However, in order to maintain the perfect image in everyone's mind, he could only pretend to be terrified.

"It's scary, I'll pay attention, Dixie!"

Lu Yan nodded subconsciously, but soon realized something was wrong, and asked with a strange expression.

"Master, what did you just say?"

Lin Que looked puzzled: "I didn't say anything? Tintin..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Que regretted it, and quickly covered his mouth with a dazed expression.

What happened to yourself?

and many more!

Could this be a real side effect of the Teletubbies radar?

Everyone: (?д?;).

"Damn it, Lin Que, you are the essence of cosplaying Teletubbies!"

"It's so lifelike!"

"Ha ha!"

"Nice, if anyone messes with me in the future, I'll call Tintin from the Teletubbies and ask him to carry the halberd."

"Brilliant!"

When the boys saw this, they all laughed and lay on the ground, with their feet on their backs, tears streaming down their faces.

Lin Que's face was covered with black lines.

Worthy!

What the hell is this?

"Ding!"

The system prompts: "Brother, this is the side effect of the Teletubbies radar!"

"The radar on the top of the head cannot be unplugged within 24 hours, and every time I finish speaking, I will call out the name of a Teletubbies!"

Lin Que:? ? ?

This Nima is a side effect of that door, it is simply a large-scale mentally handicapped scene, okay!

I am 19 years old!

This is to kill yourself!

Qin Feng suppressed his smile, and said with a flushed face, "Come on, Lin Que, I'm saying the name of a Teletubbies!"

"Let me recall my childhood, haha!"

Lin Que: "Get lost, Lala!"

"Pfft haha!"

When everyone heard this, they roared with laughter again.

"According to the rhythm, Lin Que wants to collect all the names of the Teletubbies!"

"yyds!"

"As expected of Lin Mowang, looking at this memory, I have watched Teletubbies a lot since I was a child!"

Lin Que wished he could dig a crack in the ground and get in.

Lose a person!

This breaks the system!

I swear to myself that in the future, props that have side effects must not be allowed to test myself!

The water is too deep.

Lin Que glanced at the crowd angrily, "I don't say anything, is it okay?"

next second.

He fled into the void, and his body disappeared.

Go back to the room and lock the door directly, he will stay in the room for 24 hours!

That way, no one can laugh at me.

Chapter 1000 two hundred and twenty, you can't afford little trash

at the same time.

ti building.

At this moment, the originally splendid building has become dilapidated, and half of the roof has been cut off.

In a conference room, an eighty-level priest is treating Matthew's injured chrysanthemum.

Matthew had a gloomy face, if he hadn't used his strength to protect Chrysanthemum at the last moment, he would have been useless!

"Have you found it?"

On the side, a strong white man and a red-haired man hurriedly stood up and explained, "Boss, we found it!"

"This is a picture we took on the roof 200 meters away from our building!"

"The traces on it are the traces produced by the use of Ninjutsu unique to Ninja Domain!"

"We suspect that the guys who attacked the boss are those from Ninja Domain!"

"Before Ninja Wine House was bombed, our people arrived and had a quarrel with Ninja. This is their revenge!"

Upon hearing this, Matthew immediately blew up the pot, and just stood up, and immediately wailed again.

"Ouch!"

"My chrysanthemum, it hurts!"

"Aren't you all right?"

The pastor quickly replied: "Boss, your injury is a bit deep, and it will take some time to heal!"

With an angry expression on his face, Matthew lay down on the sofa again, and shouted, "Damn Ninja, this beam is over."

"Would you be able to deal with them? Wait until the entrance of the Star Cave is opened and enter inside. When the time comes, kill them!"

"By the way, I'm very angry now, ladies who informed the bad guys!"

"If they don't surrender to me after three days and hand over the land, I will directly ransack the house!"

Strong white man: "Understood boss!"

The next time is the moment of Matthew's wailing...

the other side.

Tiandao Academy camp.

Lin Que stayed in the room, extremely depressed!

I have never encountered such an embarrassing thing since I was a child, it is a shame to throw it at my grandma's house!

It's really angry and embarrassing!

No!

Someone has to get the hell out of here.

Suddenly, Matthew came to his mind again.

Lin Que grinned: "I'll take the knife on you, Tintin!"

As soon as the words fell, he opened the void wormhole, and the whole person disappeared...

A city of riots, a lighthouse in the center.

Star Tower!

A graceful figure, wearing a flaming cheongsam, wearing flaming high-heeled shoes, holding a flaming rose in her hand, bursting with black flames!

Flame enchantress!

The controller of the entire riot capital.

No one knows her strength, because everyone who has seen her true strength is dead!