Resurrection of Reiki: At the beginning, kiss the woman with a gaping hole

"Mr. Mu is so good!"

"Say it earlier!"

"Come on, is ten enough?"

"Old Mu, is that enough?"

Lin Que directly took out ten invincible eggs.

Mu Wuji panicked, quickly gagged Lin Que's mouth, looked around, saw that he didn't find anything, and said with a sigh of relief, "Keep your voice down!"

This brat, why don't you bark so loudly.

As the person in charge of Tangtang Tiandao Pavilion, I don't want to lose face!

Lin Que nodded and made an ok gesture.

I know the rules.

Only then did Mu Wuji let go of his hand, and put the ten invincible eggs into his pocket calmly.

He patted Lin Que on the shoulder: "Well, you are very good!"

Lin Que: "Old Mu, then I will set up a stall in Tiandao Pavilion from now on..."

Mu Wuji waved his hand: "What's your name, Mr. Mu, you're born!"

"Don't look at me with gray hair, but I'm actually smart inside!"

"You can just call me brother. From now on, you set up a street stall in Tiandao Pavilion, and I will cover it. If the sky falls, I will carry it!"

Lin Que's eyes were full of emotion.

Good man!

"Brother Mu is really a man of temperament, and I can't be vague. You take this bottle of super power water."

After saying that, Lin Que leaned close to Mu Wuji's ear and whispered, "After eating the invincible eggs..."

"This, then that!"

Listening to Lin Que's teaching, Mu Wuji's cloudy eyes gradually emitted fiery light!

The rain stopped, the sky cleared up, and he felt like he was doing well again!

"Brother Lin, I still have something to do, let's go first!"

After finishing speaking, Mu Wuji's footsteps were windy, and he returned to his work station in the blink of an eye, picked up the thermos cup soaked in wolfberries, and poured it out!

He took out the invincible egg, put all of it in at once, then raised his head, and gulped it up!

"Hi~."

Mu Wuji burped, it smelled like eggs!

next second.

His old body trembled all over, his stooped waist gradually straightened up, and his face glowed red!

Eyes burning with sparks!

Mu Wuji turned his gaze to the old woman who was sleeping on the grand teacher's chair.

He strode forward and grabbed the old woman's arm: "Dongmei, it's time to go home and sleep!"

Dongmei:? ? ?

It's only seven o'clock in the evening, what sleep?

However, Mu Wuji didn't give Dongmei a chance to speak at all, so he ran towards home.

"Old Mu, I'll exchange contribution points!"

At this time, several students came over and called Mu Wuji to stop.

Mu Wuji waved his hand impatiently: "It's closed today, come back tomorrow!"

After speaking, Mu Wuji released his soul power and disappeared from everyone's sight in the blink of an eye.

Student:? ? ?

There is a saying that Tiandao Pavilion is closed?

Shock!

Lin Que looked at the direction Mu Wuji was going away, and smacked his mouth: "Brother Mu, you must stand up!"

However, if he ate ten invincible eggs at once, would his body be able to handle it?

Chapter 6 and one, I have a nightmare

Lin Que left the Tiandao Pavilion and did not return to the thatched cottage.

Continue to go back to the practice room to practice.

night!

Everyone in Tiandao Academy fell asleep peacefully.

Night sky.

Tang Xiaohu drives a flying spiritual weapon that looks like an ancient wooden boat, and takes Qiuxiang to drink and watch the moon!

"Xiangxiang, look at the moon, it's big and bright!"

"This red wine is made from grapes that I personally planted for you, just like my heart for you is full of love!"

Tang Xiaohu changed out of the Tang suit on his body, and put on a handsome tuxedo, with a rose in his mouth, his eyes kept firing at Qiuxiang.

Qiu Xiang glanced at Tang Xiaohu, and said softly, "Aren't you afraid that Lin Que will come out and open the scoop for you?"

The smile on Tang Xiaohu's face froze, and whenever he mentioned that bastard Lin Que, he would get angry!

Think of him as the dignified headmaster of Tiandao Academy, who was fired twice by his own students!

Shame!

This time, he deliberately chose at night, or in the air.

He didn't believe that it could be destroyed by Lin Que!

"Xiangxiang, the spring breeze is not as good as you. This rose is the 99th rose I gave you!"

"I love you!"

Qiuxiang took the rose and looked at Tang Xiaohu with a smile: "I remember it very clearly!"

Tang Xiaohu: "Of course, I will always remember everything about you, and never dare to forget it!"

Qiu Xiangyu gently pulled the hair beside her ears: "Oh, tell me, how many girls have you hooked up with over the years?"

Tang Xiaohu: ??? Ga? .

This is a proposition, a positive answer is not acceptable!

Gotta figure out a way!

"Xiangxiang, I admit that I went too far in this matter, but my heart is always the same!"

"My love for you is like the moon in the sky, day after day, never changing!"

"If I lie half a sentence, the sky will be thundered and bombed, and this flying spirit weapon will be blown up!"

The words just fell!

Only the sound of a thunderbolt from the blue sky was heard.

In the dormitory building below, figures soared into the sky, accompanied by the eruption of feces-yellow gas!

boom!

It directly penetrated the flying spirit weapon.

Before it was over, dozens of poop-yellow gas bursts were sent out, flying towards the flying spirit weapon in unison.

For a while, the originally gorgeous flying spirit weapon became fragmented. If it hadn't been equipped with a protective cover, it would have crashed long ago.

These excrement-yellow gases were taken from the Happy Life Water purchased from Lin Que!

The healing effect is very powerful!

But this flying fart is also very happy!

Tang Xiaohu: "Damn!"

This is a flying spirit weapon that he painstakingly obtained from Zeng Deshuai, worth 30 billion!

Why don't you wear it for me?

Qiu Xiang was taken aback, then snorted coldly: "Hmph, is this the oath you made?"

"really not bad!"

Tang Xiaohu was sweating profusely, and his heart was in his throat: "Xiangxiang, listen to my explanation!"

"It was an accident, didn't it strike lightning?"

The words just fell!

Boom!

There was a muffled thunder in the sky, which made Tang Xiaohu tremble in fright.

God, you won't be so shameless!

God: It stinks so much!

I am angry!

Boom!

The originally calm night sky became restless with the explosion of feces-yellow gas.

The moon escaped into the sea of ​​clouds, dark clouds were densely covered, and angry thunder billowed.

The flying spirit weapon, which was already shattered, collapsed under the attack of furious thunder.

Qiuxiang's soul power exploded, and she returned to land in the blink of an eye.

Only the bewildered Tang Xiaohu was left on the flying spirit weapon.

Tang Xiaohu's expression was blank for three seconds.

Immediately afterwards, the veins on his forehead popped up, like ants on a hot pot, scurrying around.

"Xiangxiang, don't leave me behind!"

"I can't fly!"

boom!

It was another boy flying into the sky on the yellow gas of excrement, Tang Xiaohu quickly grabbed the boy's thigh with his quick hands.

puff!

The feces yellow gas directly flooded Tang Xiaohu.

Tang Xiaohu: _(′?l`”∠).

"Did you eat the stinky tofu from 82?"

"It stinks!"

"vomit……"

The young man wanted to cry but had no tears: "Principal, I don't want to either, it's all Lin Que's good deeds!"

He was injured in a spooky mission, and he believed Lin Que's nonsense and bought the Happy Life Water.

The injury is healed, but I also farted in the sky.

Tang Xiaohu was taken aback for a moment, then he gritted his teeth and cursed angrily, "What the hell!"

"It's that bastard again!"

"I will not let me go even if I go to heaven!"

Before Tang Xiaohu finished speaking, there was another movement from the boy's buttocks.