Resurrection of Reiki: At the beginning, kiss the woman with a gaping hole

It turns out that in Doraemon, the big bear swimming in the soil is real.

Blue times!

However, Lin Buxie, can you save me first, and play happily in the soil together!

Hey……

Lin Que simply ignored Charlotte.

And you planted a seed, and it grew fruit?

Who are you insinuating!

I won't save you, let the cold wind of your ghost blow your restless heart.

With the advantage of teleporting in the void, he perfectly avoided the sight of the old bird on guard.

"hey-hey!"

Lin Que took out balloons filled with dung from the system space, and put them all under everyone's feet.

Especially Yuen Long, he directly released two special balloons, all of which were the dung he got from the void wormhole.

Old wow!

Charlotte was in the cage, seeing Lin Que's inappropriate behavior, couldn't help shaking her head and sighing.

Too low!

If you change him, use cow dung directly.

That thing can't be pulled out with one foot.

Chapter 5 Thirty, the water of dung, comes from the sky

After Lin Que finished all this, he clapped his little hands in satisfaction.

Everything is ready, just blasting!

I need to get away first.

Lin Que plunged into the wormhole and appeared a hundred meters away.

He still felt a little dangerous, and retreated another 100 meters.

Charlotte in the cage was in a hurry.

You run away and take me with you!

With so much dung, he will suffer if it explodes!

"Lin Que, I'm fucking."

With a roar, all the old birds were awakened.

At this moment, Lin Que pressed the button.

Beep beep beep!

The old birds lowered their heads one after another, and when they saw the big red baby in their hands and feet, they all looked terrified.

w(?Д?)w.

boom!

With a bang, the balloons filled with dung in everyone's hands exploded.

Fly around!

The entire ground was dyed golden!

There are golden legends everywhere.

Ten Miles of Gold!

Yuen Long's whole body was fried, and the golden legend flowed from the top of his head to the ground, it was sticky!

"What the hell!!!"

"I want to kill... vomit_(′? `"∠)_. "

Before he could finish his sentence, he climbed directly to the ground and began to vomit vigorously.

I can't tell if the stuff I spit out is poop or...

The old birds are all hopeless, and their whole bodies are muddled!

"Shit baba~."

"It's disgusting!"

"Who the hell is shit? There are also Flammulina velutipes, which are still spicy."

"I still have chewing gum here..."

For a while, make a pot of porridge!

Of course, Charlotte is no exception.

Wearing a golden armor suit, unable to see his face clearly, he sat silently in the corner of the cage, very quiet!

At this moment, a cry came from the darkness.

"Knock down the veterans, and the rookies attack!"

"wakaka!"

"Old birds are all West, West~."

Yuan Long and the others raised their heads and saw countless people wearing Dijia helmets on the hillside, with two bottles of Pulse on their shoulders, rushing down.

(???).

What the hell is this!

When will m78 Nebula start mass production of Tiga!

Lin Que rushed to the front, carrying the magic knife Qianren, with the attitude of a bandit leader.

"Tao, hand over all the spirit stones on your body to me!"

Yuen Long: ...

Are you here to participate in the competition or to rob.

"Everyone, open up the field for me, and teach these rookies a lesson!"

The words fell.

The old birds showed seventy-level soul power one after another, the field opened up, and silent sounds came out.

The moment the field was about to open.

"Nirvana, the water of dung, come from the sky!"

Lin Que released the empty wormhole, and poured out the excrement that had been prepared earlier through the wormhole.

As soon as the old birds looked up, a dung waterfall instantly fell from the top of their heads!

Pfft!

The old birds were given a chill!

puff!

Yuen Long spat out a lump of poop mixed with feces.

The whole body was dyed black.

"Brat, I'm going to tear you apart!"

Yuen Long let out a roar, his level 75 soul power surged, and he dodged, rushing to Lin Que.

Throw your fist!

Lin Que's eyelids twitched, and he quickly used Void Teleport to escape.

However, Yuen Long went crazy and chased Lin Que closely.

"Boy, stop!"

While running, Lin Que carried a bucket full of excrement, took a ladle, and poured it towards Yuen Long, making funny faces and mocking.

"Big idiot, come catch me!"

"A little bit!"

Veins popped up on Yuen Long's forehead, and powerful soul power swept the audience: "You bastard!"

Lin Que has the blessing of space-type soul skills, he can't catch it at all!

I'm so pissed!

the other side.

The recruits wearing Tiga helmets also fought with the veterans.

Ma Xiaomei rushed to the cage, looked at Charlotte in gold armor, and twitched the corners of her mouth.

Charlotte just raised her head and glanced at Ma Xiaomei, then silently looked away.

Ma Xiaomei hesitated for a while, then opened the cage: "Charlotte, go!"

Charlotte didn't mean to leave: "You go, I'm not clean anymore."

"Just leave me alone!"

Ma Xiaomei glanced into the distance, and said lightly, "Are you sure you don't want to leave?"

Charlotte waved his hand impatiently.

Ma Xiaomei was not trying to persuade her, she quickly used her soul power and fled the scene!

next second!

A flaming meteor soared into the sky, and the target was Charlotte's cage!

boom!

In an instant, the cage was burned to slag by the flames.

Charlotte was covered in black from the roast, and there was black air in her mouth: "Why is it always me who gets hurt!"

"I'm dead!"

Chapter 531

Yuen Long chased Lin Que all over the hill.

"Boy, stop and let me hit you. I will definitely not kill you!"

Lin Que: "Ah bah!"

"You're just greedy for my body, you're a scumbag!"

"Go shit!"

As he said that, he smashed the empty dung bucket with the dung ladle at Yuen Long.

Yuen Long punched out, smashing the dung bucket to pieces!

"I'll let you run!"

"Martial Soul, Golden Armored Elephant!"

"Sixth soul skill, Golden Elephant Sky Strike!"

Yuen Long turned into a berserk golden elephant, and the golden soul power exuded all over his body. Wherever he passed, the void shook, and the terrifying power was outrageous!

Lin Que: "Damn it!"

Isn't this Martial Soul Yuan Qing!

He was just about to perform Void Teleportation, but found that the surrounding space was blocked!

It is field!

Taking advantage of Lin Que's inattention, Yuen Long used his domain.