My harem can't be this messy

These foxes were raised by the master and have already started stealing things in the palace.

It seems that the little princesses kept complaining to His Majesty, and this is the culprit.

It is impossible for the master to feed them meat, so it seems that they can only feed them by themselves.

Although Wu Meiniang followed Huijing, she didn't follow the Buddhist rules very much, as long as she didn't eat it, it was fine to feed a few foxes.

In the afternoon, His Majesty listened to the sound of Zen in the distance in the courtyard, leaning on the back of the chair, looking drowsy.Wu Meiniang squatted beside Li Zhi, beating his legs for Li Zhi. Even if the nuns in Foguang Temple saw it, they didn't dare to speak nonsense.

Chapter 633 New Cheongsam

Because His Majesty has often come to Foguang Temple recently, he has treated them lightly. Touching their heads is still a trivial matter. With Li Zhi's temperament, he can give up just by touching his bald head.

It is said that the nuns here in Foguang Temple do not know where they come from, Li Zhi is also depressed, but all the nuns he has seen are actually doing well, and he does not know why these people want to become monks and enjoy the prosperity of the world. Okay?

You love me deeply with a man, isn't it good to be kind and loving? Li Zhi couldn't figure out how good the Qingdeng Ancient Buddha is, and it can't compare to being romantic and happy.So molesting the nuns in Foguang Temple is tantamount to saving them for Li Zhi.

Now that several nuns in Foguang Temple were bullied by Li Zhi, how could anyone dare to speak ill of Wu Meiniang.

This is not just laughing at a hundred steps at fifty steps, they are not afraid that others will say about themselves, and they dare to say Wu Meiniang.

Li Zhi looked at Wu Meiniang who was squatting next to her, and rubbed her jade shoulders. After a while, he kept lingering on her pink neck, stretched out his collar, and caressed her smooth back.

Mei Niang's body and skin have always been so good, every time she caressed her, Li Zhi couldn't bear to caress her for a while longer.

"Your Majesty, have you been bothered by the little princesses these days?"

"If you don't bother me, I complain to you every day. What can I do? Today, I bought some small animals and sent them over. Also, you said that it was not good for that little thief to steal, especially the rabbits and ducks raised by my imperial sister. "

"Your Majesty, Mei Niang can stop the thief from stealing."

"Oh, tell me, how can you make this little thief stop?"

"It stops when you're full."

"Xue'er and the others stole it."

"Your Majesty is really powerful, you can see through it at one point."

"If you can't figure it out, you're just stupid. I thought about them at first. After all, the only things I lost were rabbits and ducks. Foxes love to steal these things. If they were anything else, they wouldn't steal them."

There Wu Meiniang smiled, it seems that His Majesty has already thought through this matter, so she didn't care about it.

Several little princesses complained, and His Majesty just sent people out of the palace and bought some small animals to send to the princess courtyard.

Thinking about it now, His Majesty's solution is also the simplest.If you guys come to make trouble, I will buy some more and give them away. Anyway, this thing is not worth much money, let alone a scarce thing.

Wu Meiniang looked at Li Zhi at this time, and gradually put her head on Li Zhi's lap. Li Zhi pinched her cheek with his hand, rubbed Wu Meiniang's earlobe, which was carved like warm jade, and looked at his own Meiniang. Has slowly got up.

"From now on, Meiniang will help Master Huijing to raise those snow foxes well, so don't let Sizi and Hengshan bother me about this matter."

"Well, is Your Majesty leaving? Meiniang will see His Majesty off."

"No, I'll just leave alone."

Li Zhi was walking towards the outside of Foguang Temple. A nun in the temple happened to be walking in front of Li Zhi. The clap was very loud, and Wu Meiniang over there heard it too.

Li Zhi slapped the nun's butt and walked out of Foguang Temple.The nun walked away from Wu Meiniang, and then looked back at the Holy One who had already walked out of the monastery.

"Your Majesty is evil."

"Slapping your ass is bad!"

"Then what else? I've already slapped my ass."

Wu Meiniang smiled and didn't say anything. When she walked into the Zen room, the master was still chanting. She slowed down her movements so as not to disturb the master.

But Huijing called her, and Wu Meiniang put her arms around Huijing's neck from behind, and leaned on Master's back.

Since following the master, Wu Meiniang and Huijing have become closer and closer. At this time, it can be said that they are both teachers and friends, and they are very close on weekdays.

"What's the matter, did you not keep His Majesty? Master thought you would keep him."

"In this palace, His Majesty can go wherever he wants, and Meiniang can stay wherever he wants. Master, you don't want Your Majesty, do you?"

"Only your mouth is amazing!"

As Huijing spoke, she tapped the corner of Wu Meiniang's lips, and Wu Meiniang leaned against her master's cheek affectionately.

"Don't mess around, Master is not His Majesty."

Li Zhi returned to Ganlu Hall, just about to enter the sleeping hall, when the door was pushed, Li Zhi hurried out.

"You two, why are you messing around inside?"

"Your Majesty, where are we messing around? Isn't this the clothes that Yunxi just sent, let Xiaoluo try it, Your Majesty, come in quickly, Xiaoluo and I change clothes, there is no need for Your Majesty to avoid it."

Li Zhi was depressed, but he also opened the door and went in, where Xiao Luo had already changed, Wang Yan pulled Xiao Luo, and let Xiao Luo walk around in front of Li Zhi.

"How is it? Your Majesty."

"Yun Xi just made it?"

"Yun Xi said that some things have been changed. Your Majesty, look at this skirt, is it a bit too short? It just covered the buttocks, but the upper body is fine, but the sleeves are really useless, and the shoulders are exposed a lot."

Li Zhi took a look at the newly modified cheongsam. It was no longer the long skirt before, but a short skirt with a hip wrap. Yunxi probably thought of this when he made small pants recently.

This girl also surprised Li Zhi everywhere. At this time, she was wearing this cheongsam, which really made people feel amazing. It's just that Xiaoluo didn't grow up, so she couldn't fully support the beauty of this cheongsam.

Wangzai Xiaomantou, alas, it will be a few years before Dugu Xiaoluo is suitable for wearing this kind of clothes.

"The weather is getting hotter and hotter. It's better if it's shorter. The place that should be covered is also covered. Xiaoluo, you go to the Princess Courtyard and let Sizi and the others take a look. If they like it, you can take it with you." Lead them to find Yunxi."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

"Your Majesty, you don't want to praise Little Sister Luo. Besides, Xiao Luo has been in Ganlu Hall for a few days, and His Majesty won't allow her to serve you."

"Let her serve and listen to her cry?"

"Women always have to go through this. It's not that Yan'er has never cried before, and I have never seen His Majesty feel so distressed."

"When I met you, you were fifteen, and she was only so old. When I heard her cry, it felt like hearing my son cry."

"Your Majesty dotes on a few little imperial sisters."

"Just these few younger sisters who came out of the mother's womb, what should I do if I don't spoil them?"

Wang Yan didn't know what to say, so she wrapped her arms around Li Zhi's waist and snuggled into Li Zhi's arms.

"By the way, Yun Xi sent it here, did he only send him a suit?"

"That's right, it was a gift for me. I think the color is all pink, so I let Xiao Luo wear it."

"It's a pity that you didn't show it to me."

"Xiaoluo will come back later, I will wear it for His Majesty to see."

"Well, Empress, to be honest, Xiao Luo still can't handle this kind of clothes, she can't hold them up."

"Has Your Majesty lost his mind?"

As Wang Yan said, she wrapped her arms around Li Zhi's neck and kissed the corner of Li Zhi's lips.

"I think it's you who have thought about it. Why do you still learn this kind of thing and push it on me?"

Chapter 634 Mahjong

"Just push, it's His Majesty who wants to bully Yan'er."

Wang Yan was still shaking Li Zhi coquettishly, Li Zhi was also helpless, this was probably the privilege of a girl, if she acted coquettishly, Li Zhi was also afraid of being coquettish!

"Okay, okay, it's because I thought about it, I want to bully you."

As Li Zhi said, he shook his head with a wry smile, and slapped Wang Yan's buttocks hard. The whole body of Wang Yan was slapped like waves. This girl has grown up for a year, and she is getting better She is graceful, too, her mother is already in good shape, there is no reason for her daughter to be in poor shape, it was just that the girl was too young before, but when she really develops, she will look different every day.

"Your Majesty is so bad, it hurts Yan'er."

"Believe it or not, I won't make you popular in a while."

As Li Zhi was saying, Xin Ruo was already calling His Majesty outside, Li Zhi let Wang Yan go, and let Xin Ruo come in, just as Xin Ruo came in, he presented something to Li Zhi.

Li Zhi picked it up, and then turned to Wang Yan, Wang Yan immediately exclaimed, looking at the thing Li Zhi was holding, the inside of the thing clearly showed the appearance of a woman, dignified and beautiful, with a slight blush on her cheeks, Every detail on the face is so perfect, the skin is delicate, and the facial features are beautiful.

The key point is that Wang Yan's entire face is reflected in every detail, and every eyelash can be seen clearly.

"Your Majesty, what is this?"

"How about it, compared with the bronze mirror, isn't this one much clearer?"

"Your Majesty, this is more than clear. Yan'er has never seen anything that can capture people so clearly. What is it made of?"

As Wang Yan said, she had already snatched the thing from Li Zhi's hand, and she was taking pictures there. Look, this is the reaction of a beauty when she sees a glass mirror for the first time.

"It's made of glass. Hold it steady. If it falls, it will shatter."

"Glass, what is glass? How come Yan'er has never heard of it?"

"I heard about it now. I originally asked Zhuyuan to make soap, and the military supervisor to make glass. I didn't expect the soap to be made long ago. The glass was only delivered today. Yes, this thing is indeed more difficult to make. .”

"Your Majesty, take Yan'er to the Lizheng Hall so that the queen mother can also take a look."

"Wait, I'll go with you."

At this moment, Wang Yan carefully carried the glass mirror in her arms, Li Zhi looked at her, and laughed softly.

"Just hold it, it's not too expensive."

"Why not expensive? Your Majesty, look at this thing, it is very valuable."

Hearing Wang Yan's words, Li Zhi thought of the exchange of glass beads for gemstones between the colonists and the local aborigines after the opening of the new sea route.

Different perceptions lead to different estimates of the value of an item. This is also unavoidable. In the era of Napoleon, aluminum was more expensive than silver.

Wang Yan probably thinks this thing is crystal clear, so she thinks it is expensive.After all, in this era, all crystal clear things are expensive, such as crystals and gems. How could they know that these crystal clear things are made of melted sand.

At this time, when we arrived at the Lizheng Hall, Wang Yan gave the mirror to his mother as if he had offered a treasure earlier, but Li Zhi looked at the things on the table in front of his mother.

It was a pair of mahjong. I remember the last time sister Shixuan approached me, and I asked her to make a pair of bamboo from the bamboo garden. At that time, I divided each mahjong into two halves and used it as a mortgage for the ladies who entered and left the bamboo garden. According to the evidence, the pair in front of the queen mother at this time is naturally not divided into two halves, and the material is not bamboo.

And I asked Lin Shixuan to do it without dice, but now there are two more bone dice here.

At this time, this mahjong is the final version of mahjong. It seems that the queen mother must have heard about the things that Zhuyuan used as mortgage certificates, so she specially asked someone to make a pair.

"Yan'er, what is this?"

"Mother, look, this is a mirror, made of glass. Just after it was sent to the palace by the Military Weapons Supervisor, His Majesty asked Yan'er to send it over with him for the queen to see."

Wang Yan usually presents treasures to the Empress Dowager Changsun with a glass mirror. The Empress Dowager Changsun naturally knows what it is, but she still has to do it as it should.

As a result, Li Zhi saw his mother looking in the mirror in surprise, and praised Wang Yan for a long time, Li Zhi could only sigh in his heart, life is like a play, all depends on acting skills.

And for time travelers like myself and my mother, it is even more difficult to overcome many difficulties with acting skills.There is no way, the world is difficult, and I don't have much acting skills.

Li Zhi was sitting at the table at this time, obviously more interested in the mahjong on the table, holding it in his hand at this time, he felt that the materials for making mahjong were not simple.

If the guess is right, it should be ivory. Datang had ivory at this time, and there were Asian elephants in the south, and Persia, which traded with Datang, was famous for its elephant soldiers.

Of course, elephants at this time are not protected animals, just like tigers at this time can be hunted and killed at will, as long as you have the ability.

It is not uncommon for the royal family to use ivory to make a set of mahjong. This set of mahjong will be very valuable if it is released to future generations. After all, rare things are more expensive.

Li Zhi was holding the mahjong, and skillfully set up the Sifang City there. The Empress Dowager Changsun looked at him, put the mirror, and set it up with him.

"Yan'er, go to the next palace and ask your aunt and aunt to come over. If your aunt is not there, go to the next Daji Palace to look for her. She won't go anywhere else."

"Oh!"

Wang Yan was obedient and went to find someone. Li Zhi looked at the Sifang City that had been set up, pinched two dice skillfully, and threw them in the middle of the Sifang City.

"Zhi'er, you were only 15 years old when you came to Datang. Why, you didn't study hard in school, so you learned this?"

"Queen, you can't blame Zhi'er wrongly. Zhi'er's academic performance is good, and he also reads a lot of extracurricular books. But he is smart and can learn everything quickly. Others may need a day to learn it. Zhi'er only needs a few days. hours, so I have a lot of free time."

"so?"

"So I have learned how to pick up girls with mahjong, especially girls. Hehehe, the boys in our class are all older than me, but they can't compare to me."

Lin Wanyue pointed at Li Zhi's forehead with jade, she was not a good person since she was a child.

But thinking of what Li Zhi told her about her previous experience, Lin Wanyue felt very sorry for Li Zhi.After all, the divorce of parents has a great impact on a child.

Concubine Chao and Zheng Guanyin have already arrived at this time, and including the queen, there are only five people here.

Among them, Lin Wanyue and Li Zhi both knew how to play mahjong, so they naturally taught the other three.