My harem can't be this messy

"Don't think so, as long as you are happy, I will be happy. What I care about is you, you know?"

Wang Yan turned around, Li Zhi put his arms around her neck, kissed her pink neck a few times, and then rubbed Wang Yan's pink cheeks.

"Okay, sleep!"

"Yan'er suddenly doesn't want to sleep anymore, Your Majesty, let Yan'er serve His Majesty for a while longer."

Li Zhi stared, why do you still have to wait?Didn't the public rations have been handed in just now?

But Wang Yan couldn't help but say that it's impossible for Li Zhi to take the initiative at this time, he has no choice but to cooperate, what else can he do, men can't say no to this matter, right?

On the second day, a certain person rushed to the Shangyi Bureau after catching up on sleep. At this time, the maids here saw His Majesty and were about to kneel down and shout Long Live. Li Zhi quickly made a silent gesture, and then asked The maids are gone.

"Where is Shangyi?"

"Your Majesty, Shang Yi is in the inner room and is busy."

Li Zhi walked in lightly, the door inside was half open at this time, Li Zhi saw Shang Yi Yunxi concentrating on cutting the fabric inside, and walked behind her lightly.

At this time, he suddenly stretched out his hand and hugged Yun Xi tightly from behind. Yun Xi screamed, turned around and saw that it was Li Zhi, then patted his chest and let out a long breath.

"Your Majesty, you have frightened Yun Xi."

"What are you afraid of, besides Zhen, is there anyone else in this palace who dares to hug you from behind?"

"Your Majesty, apart from you, there are really people who dare to hug Yunxi from behind, and dare to touch Yunxi."

As soon as Li Zhi's complexion changed, he rolled up the cuffs of his dragon robe.

"Who, see if I don't beat him, his own mother doesn't even know him."

As soon as Li Zhi finished speaking, footsteps sounded outside, and a crisp voice called Sister Yunxi, and ran towards this side.

"Your Majesty, it's her, always like His Majesty, she likes to hug Yun Xi from behind, and she likes whatever His Majesty likes."

"It's Ding Yu, then it's fine."

After Li Zhi finished speaking, Shangshi Dingyu had already run in, carrying two paper bags in his hand. Li Zhi knew that there was something to eat when he saw the color of grease from the paper bags.

Dingyu and Yunxi are both female officials in the palace of the 24th Division of the Sixth Bureau, so they are naturally close on weekdays and have an excellent relationship.

Dingyu ran in, only to see Li Zhi, and was in a hurry to meet her, Li Zhi had already walked over to hold her arm.

"Okay, there are no outsiders here, so why are there so many etiquettes, Dingyu, what good things did you get?"

"Chicken legs and wings, dried small fish, Dingyu gave it to Sister Yunxi."

After hearing this, Li Zhi knocked the girl on the forehead.

"Don't you just say it clearly, can't I eat it?"

"Dingyu didn't say, Your Majesty, you should try it first."

As Dingyu said, he had already opened the paper bag, and the cooked meat inside was still warm. Dingyu pinched a chicken leg and stuffed it into Li Zhi's mouth. Li Zhi was naturally not polite. Since Li Zhi became emperor, Dingyu But he has been serving the meals of the Queen Mother and His Majesty, so naturally he is very familiar with Li Zhi at this time.

At this time, Li Zhi was gnawing on the chicken leg, and couldn't help boasting about Dingyu's craftsmanship. This was not perfunctory, but Dingyu's chicken leg was really well roasted, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, juicy and juicy.

The chicken leg gnawed a few mouthfuls, and Li Zhi put Dingyu's jade fingers on his lips as soon as he played a trick.

"Your Majesty, this is Dingyu's hand, don't bite it."

"Then where can I bite on you, let me take a bite."

"Your Majesty, you can't bite anywhere on Dingyu's body."

"Yun Xi will let me bite you, but you won't let me."

"Sister Yunxi, where did His Majesty bite you?"

"Your Majesty, please stop bullying Sister Dingyu."

"Sister Yunxi, where did His Majesty bite you?"

Yun Xi looked at her, and then at Li Zhi. Li Zhi had a casual attitude, obviously wanting Yun Xi to tell Ding Yu where he bit her.

"Your Majesty bit me here!"

Yun Xi pointed to the location, and Ding Yu blushed suddenly.

Chapter 614 Wine

Ding Yu blushed and looked at Yun Xi, then at Li Zhi, with a shy smile on her face.

"Dingyu will not be bitten by His Majesty."

"That's deceiving the king!"

Li Zhi's complexion changed, Ding Yu twisted his fingers together, looked at Li Zhi, pursed his lips, and took a small step back in resistance.

Over there, Yun Xi looked at the younger sister, and was really a little worried about her talking nonsense, but His Majesty's temperament should not be really auspicious.

"Let His Majesty take a small bite of that tripod jade, let's say it first, just take a small bite."

"Haha, it's rare that there are women in this palace negotiating conditions with me. Well, I won't bully you. Whenever you want me to bite you hard, tell me again."

"Your Majesty can bite hard, then, won't it hurt?"

Both Li Zhi and Yun Xi looked at Ding Yu, and they didn't know what to say about Shang Shi at this moment.Could it be that she thought it would hurt to bite, so she didn't let Li Zhi move his mouth.

Li Zhi thought this girl was fun, but at this moment he was very happy, and chewed the dried fish brought by Ding Yu one by one.

"They are all good things, but there is meat but no wine!"

"Your Majesty, Yun Xi is going to get some rice wine now."

Li Zhi nodded, and Yun Xi hurried to get it there, and the place where he put the wine is not far away. These people in the palace, especially these female officials, really have their own little private collections. Li Zhi is not surprised, let alone Blame them.

After a while, several bottles of rice wine were packed in small containers like wine jugs of later generations. Yun Xi opened two bottles and stuffed one bottle to Li Zhi.

This was to make Li Zhi blow the bottle. Naturally, it was impossible for Li Zhi to show his timidity to this sister. A man must have his own dignity.

Especially after becoming the emperor, if he really showed his timidity with Yunxi, that's okay, how can he suppress this sister and live a comfortable life in the future.

"By the way, Your Majesty, before drinking, does Your Majesty have anything to tell Yun Xi?"

There, Yun Xi asked, because he was afraid that Li Zhi would get drunk for a while, and he would not be able to talk to himself about business.

"Let's get down to business later, Sister Yunxi, Miss Dingyu, let's drink and eat meat."

"Stop drinking Dingyu, Your Majesty!"

Li Zhi pulled Dingyu, wouldn't this sweep his own nature? This is intolerable, Li Zhi directly took a bottle of rice wine, unsealed it himself, and stuffed it to Dingyu.

There, Yunxi quickly winked at Dingyu.

His Majesty is easy to talk and treat them kindly, but this is His Majesty after all.It's not impossible for you to contradict a few times, but you have not followed His Majesty's mind, how can this work.

Dingyu there obviously also understood the wink Yunxi was giving her, and quickly caught the bottle of rice wine, and poured it into his mouth at this time.

Then Ke Jin shook his head, clearly saying that this wine is not good.

Li Zhi looked at her, feeling that he was still eating, not drinking!Li Zhi originally thought that this girl was also a little alcoholic.

When Li Zhi came to Datang, most of the girls he met in the Tang Dynasty, no matter they were innocent girls, graceful women in their twenties, affectionate young women, or older and half-old mistresses, most of them were quite drinkable.

My sister Yuzhang and sister Changle, that is a huge amount that I and my second brother can easily overwhelm.

Dingyu is a foodie, Li Zhi instinctively thought that she should be able to drink better, but he didn't want this girl to drink like this.

"Miss Dingyu, don't you usually drink alcohol?"

"Returning to Your Majesty, Dingyu usually prepares meals, and usually tastes them. Dingyu rarely touches things like wine, for fear of affecting the taste when tasting dishes."

Li Zhi can vaguely understand here, but he is afraid of the smell.

"I seldom drink on weekdays, so I should drink more today."

"Ah, what about the dinner for His Majesty and the Queen Mother at night when you're drunk?"

"Don't worry, I won't blame you, naturally I will tell the queen mother."

"Oh, all right!"

Over there, Yun Xi smiled, what His Majesty said meant that Ding Yu would definitely be drunk today, but Ding Yu didn't hear it.What does His Majesty want to do when she is drunk?

Since His Majesty wanted to drink more, Yun Xi directly called a confidant maid over there, and after a while, she came over with a big jar of wine. Li Zhi saw the whole jar and couldn't help swallowing it. Mouth spit.

Yun Xi!Can't do it like this really!You really intend to put me down here!

"Well, you go to the Ganlu Hall and the Lizheng Hall first, and tell the Queen and the Queen Mother that I have something to do tonight, so I can't go there."

The maid hurriedly ran away to do something for His Majesty.

Both Yunxi and Dingyu looked at Li Zhi, and they even explained that they couldn't go back after being drunk. Today, the two of them also saw that His Majesty really planned to drink.

"Your Majesty, come, let's blow a bottle first."

There, Yun Xi had already raised the bottle boldly, Li Zhi naturally couldn't have any hesitation, but Ding Yu hesitated a little.

Then when the three bottles touched, the three of them drank with their heads up. The bottle was not big, and rice wine had a low alcohol content. Li Zhi was fine, and Yun Xi was fine, but Ding Yu was a little bit With his mouth curled, he squeezed a few small dried fish to eat.

Li Zhi was also greedy, so he squeezed a few.

Yun Xi had already opened the seal of the wine jar, and the room was filled with the aroma of wine. The aroma of this kind of sealed rice wine was really strong enough.

Holding the wine jar, Yun Xi filled up the wine bottles of Li Zhi and Ding Yu. At this time, he didn't need a bowl, didn't take a bowl, and directly faced the bottle, which is bold.

Today Li Zhi thought that he could always have a drink, but what he thought was about drinking Dingyu, after all, she seldom touches alcohol.

But in the end Li Zhi lay down on the table, and the two girls were still drinking happily, and the big jar of wine was finally dealt with by the two of them.

"Sister Dingyu, come and help sister, and help His Majesty into the bed inside."

"Sister Yun Xi, we won't keep His Majesty here tonight, will we?"

"If you don't stay here, where else can you send it? Could it be that everyone in the palace knows that His Majesty is drunk?"

"That's impossible!"

As Dingyu said, he and Yunxi went to lift Li Zhi, lifted him a bit, and said it was very heavy.

It's not heavy, Li Zhi's body shape is so strong that a woman can feel a sense of dependence and security just by looking at it.

Yun Xi walked in front of Li Zhi at this time, and stretched his arms under Li Zhi's armpits.

"Sister, work harder!"

The two managed to lift Li Zhi onto the bed, and both Dingyu and Yunxi had sweat on their foreheads.

Yun Xi wiped it off and looked at Ding Yu.

"In the future, whatever your majesty tells you, you should answer to your majesty. There is no one in this palace who is like you, who still insists on your majesty."

"But Your Majesty wants to bite the tripod jade!"

"You silly sister, you really thought that you would bite and bite. Alright, take off His Majesty's shoes, and then help my sister take off His Majesty's clothes."

"Oh, are we really keeping His Majesty here tonight?"

"Didn't you say that your majesty is drunk, don't let others see, anyway, your majesty has sent someone to go to Ganlu hall and Lizheng hall to say that nothing will happen."

Chapter 615 Drunkenness

As Yun Xi said, Ding Yu nodded and went to take off Li Zhi's shoes and socks.

After taking it off, the girl took Li Zhiming's yellow socks to the tip of her nose and smelled them.

"It smells bad!"

"Whose socks still smell good, hurry up and help my sister take off your majesty's clothes, your majesty is really heavy."

Dingyu hurried to help, one person stretched his arm under Li Zhi's armpit, and the other was removing clothes.

After finally taking off the outer dragon robe, Ding Yu and Yun Xi wiped the sweat from their foreheads again.

"Dingyu, accompany my sister to take a bath, and come back after bathing."

"Ah, sister Yunxi, why do you want to come back? Dingyu won't come!"

"You want to come back, don't you understand that His Majesty wants to get you drunk today?"

Dingyu thought for a while, but still didn't understand why His Majesty got herself drunk.

"Okay, hurry up and take a bath with my sister. I'm sweating a lot, and it's not suitable for lying next to Your Majesty."