My harem can't be this messy

Among them, it was miraculous, and Li Zhi was also slightly speechless.

The two maids in the bamboo garden were actually the most surprised, but Wu Meiniang looked calm, maybe she was used to seeing her master like this.

"Master Huijing must have spirituality. I see that in the palace, those silver foxes like her. Here, these swimming fish also like her."

Huijing smiled, Wu Meiniang seemed to be interested in Li Zhi's words, she walked to the side of the master and looked at the almost boiling lake.

"Your Majesty, it's not just the snow fox swimming fish that likes Master, but also the butterflies and birds. Meiniang has seen with her own eyes that Master can let the wild geese going south fall to the temple, and let the butterflies in the flowers linger around Master."

Hearing these words, Li Zhi felt a strange spirituality in Huijing, as expected, this teacher was not an ordinary person.

"You go about your own business!"

There, two maids from the bamboo garden punted away, still looking at the lake, the lake gradually calmed down, Hui Jing had already walked into the nearby pavilion with the support of Wu Meiniang.

Li Zhi casually leaned on the beauties in the gazebo, looking around, the surroundings are exquisite and intoxicating, and looking at Wu Meiniang and Hui Jing, the beauties in front of him are also intoxicating.

When you are free, it is also good to stay in the bamboo garden for a few days.

But thinking of his status at this time, Li Zhi could only smile wryly. As an emperor, he was doomed to do certain things beyond his control. It was basically impossible to imagine that he could come and go as freely as he did when he was King Jin.

At this time, he got up and took the two of them to the bamboo forest where Tuantuan lived. The bamboo forest was a little sparse at this time. There were a few pandas living here, and they were all foodies. Eight, in the area where they are raised, there is even an open area.

When the three of them came, a few chubby pandas were playing in the open area. Hearing the sound of footsteps, the guys looked in the direction the three of them came from.Keep making noises about yourself.

Huijing and Wu Meiniang are very fond of these pandas' clumsy movements and chubby appearance.

Huijing clapped her hands there, and several guys crawled towards the three of them. When they came, the two pandas hugged Huijing's legs, and Huijing stroked their round heads.

"Which one is His Majesty talking about?"

"Tuantuan isn't here, it should be over there!"

Huijing patted the heads of a few pandas, and the two pandas loosened Huijing's legs, and the three of them walked towards the direction Li Zhi pointed.

From a distance, I saw a huge panda, which was a full circle larger than ordinary pandas, squatting there, looking at the distance, chewing a piece of bamboo in its mouth, and it creaked.

"round and round!"

Li Zhi yelled, this big guy turned around quickly at this time, and rushed towards Li Zhi, almost without hesitation, threw Li Zhi down, Li Zhi quickly hugged his head in depression, fearing that this guy would wash himself in the bath .

"This is Tuantuan, it really is different."

Huijing reached out and touched the guy's head, and the guy raised his head excitedly and screamed, startling the pandas around him.

Huijing listened, patted the guy on the head three times, and then looked at Li Zhi.

"Your Majesty, that's it. The reason why Your Majesty hasn't encountered those Xie Chong for so long is because of Tuantuan."

"Then I will bring it back to the palace when I go back this time, and keep it in the palace in the future."

"Well, this guy is the best as an evil spirit beast."

Li Zhi was overjoyed at this moment, the panda he brought back from Sichuan was really extraordinary!

At this time, he hugged Tuantuan and rubbed his round head a few times.

"Tuantuan, live in the harem with me from now on."

The little guy seemed to understand Li Zhi's words, and excitedly splashed around Li Zhi.

At this moment, from the corner of Li Zhi's eyes, he saw a dozen or so ladies in beautiful clothes, who looked like middle-aged and young ladies, walking towards this side. As soon as Li Zhi saw them, he heard someone say that Your Majesty over there.

Chapter 598

Just when Li Zhi realized that something was wrong, he saw that the group of noble ladies had already rushed to this side, what a hurry!Those who didn't know thought that there was a big sale ahead of them jumping off a building and bleeding.

More than a dozen figures suddenly came into Li Zhi's line of sight, and Li Zhi, who already felt that something was wrong, patted Tuantuan's head, and now it was time to rely on himself, the precious little guy.

"Tuantuan, go and drive them away! Remember, don't hurt anyone."

After Li Zhi said something, Tuantuan roared loudly, at this moment Tuantuan stood up, bared his teeth and rushed towards the group of noble ladies.

With Tuantuan's size and weight, when he ran, the ground trembled slightly.

The group of ladies were rushing towards His Majesty's direction, when they suddenly saw the normally naive panda, which occasionally lost its temper, roaring and rushing towards them.

The grin, the growl from the throat, the sharp claws that have popped out of the outstretched claws, and the cold light that flashed from the sharp points, really made these ladies panic all of a sudden.

Who are these noble ladies, who can give Zhuyuan 100 taels of silver at will, just to enter the Zhuyuan once, in Chang'an, that is definitely rich or expensive.

These people are usually people who don't touch the spring water with their fingers, stretch out their hands when they wear clothes, and open their mouths when they eat. How have they seen such a battle at this time.

Tuantuan rushed over, and the faces of these noble ladies paled immediately, and screams resounded in the bamboo garden.

At this time, more than a dozen noble ladies, no longer caring about their dignified and virtuous, and their image as noble ladies, fled in all directions. All kinds of screams rang out in Li Zhi's ears, making Li Zhi feel like he was doing something wrong. too much.

Tuantuan rushed into the crowd, like a hungry tiger rushing into a flock of sheep. The embarrassment of these ladies really made Li Zhi feel sorry for himself. Others just wanted to get close to him and see what he had caused.

Fortunately, we are in Zhuyuan at this time, and there is no one else around here, so if outsiders can see the appearance of these noble ladies at this time, it will be fine.

Li Zhi was still thinking about it, when he saw that those ladies were running too fast, one lady didn't notice the bamboo roots under her feet, she fell to the ground, and Tuantuan roared and rushed towards her.

Ear-piercing screams resounded in the ears, and Tuantuan rushed over, and the noble lady fainted from fright when she saw the huge panda pounced on her.

"Tuantuan, stop quickly."

Li Zhi was also really taken aback at this time, Li Zhi made Tuantuan scare people, but definitely not let Tuantuan hurt people.

The identity of the wife who can come to Zhuyuan is not simple, maybe she is the wife or concubine of one of the ministers in the court.

It's not good if it really hurts people.Besides, other people looking for him just want to get a taste of the dragon, and they have no other intentions. This will hurt people, and Li Zhi can't bear it.

Tuantuan naturally listened to Li Zhi's words, and already obediently lay on the ground at this time, Li Zhi saw that the rest of them had already run away, so he ran over quickly, checked the lady's breath with his hand, and then let out a long breath.

Fortunately, he was just fainted from shock and nothing else happened, otherwise he would have been so scared that he would have had to do rescue work such as artificial respiration or chest compressions.

But just as Li Zhi breathed out, he smelled something bad. Now he smelled it and looked where he shouldn't be looking.

"Hey, Tuantuan, why did he scare people to pee?"

Li Zhi was also helpless, Huijing and Wu Meiniang had already walked over there, looked at the fainted lady, smelled her scent, shook their heads helplessly, and frowned.

"Your Majesty, what should we do now?"

"I'm carrying her on my back, let's go to the weaving workshop quickly, and I will ask Zhinu to wash her body and change her clothes."

Li Zhi can only rejoice at this time that there is still a weaving workshop in Zhuyuan, where there are a lot of clothes, otherwise it would be really troublesome.

Li Zhi squatted down, and Wu Meiniang Huijing helped, helping the lady onto Li Zhi's back.

Li Zhi got up, where Wu Meiniang had already quickly lined the lady's dry skirt on the place where Li Zhi's back was in contact with those wet parts of her body.

Zhuyuan makes women's clothes here, if His Majesty's clothes get wet and dirty, there is no need to change them.

Li Zhi looked at Wu Meiniang and felt that this sister Wu was really considerate.

Standing up at this time, Li Zhi felt his back sinking. This lady is really a little heavy, mainly because of the sinking of the mountain. Hey, they are still a couple.

Li Zhi finally walked to the weaving workshop, where several weaving girls hurriedly helped the lady down.

"You guys, hurry up and prepare hot water, and give her a good wash, especially here."

Li Zhi is also embarrassed to name the parts that need to be carefully cleaned. After all, there are some parts of a woman's body that cannot be described casually in words. He is the emperor of the Tang Dynasty at this time, and he can't open his mouth to say some words. Advising the courtiers, especially Wei Zheng, will annoy himself half to death.

And when I go back, I will be reprimanded by my mother, which is scary when I think about it.

Li Zhi could only point his finger at the place where the Weaver Girl washed carefully, but the Weaver Girls all looked at Li Zhi, and quickly lowered their heads. The expressions on their faces became extremely wonderful in an instant.

When Li Zhi saw their faces, he knew that they were thinking wrong, and he had absolutely no other intentions, but this lady was scared to pee, and she didn't wash it clean, and the smell of urine remained, what happened.

But at this time Li Zhi didn't explain it, and it was useless to explain it at first, maybe the more he said it, the more meaningful it was.

This is completely an act of black and white, so it is better not to explain it at all.Besides, I am the emperor, why explain something to the Weaver Girls.

"Hurry up and prepare hot water, what are you doing here?"

Li Zhi reprimanded them lightly, and the Weaver Girls hurriedly dispersed and went to prepare hot water.Li Zhi had already walked into the warehouse of the weaving workshop, where many kinds of clothes worn by women were stored. Li Zhi picked a few clothes at random here, and took them out.

With his eyesight, as long as he takes a look at a woman, Li Zhi will know exactly what kind of clothes she wears.

At this time, the clothes were taken out, and Li Zhi casually put them on a chair outside.Several Weaver Girls there had already prepared hot water, removed the lady's clothes, and carried her into the hot water.

"You remember what His Majesty ordered, you must wash it clean."

"Understood, but it will be washed in a while, how can I send it to His Majesty?"

"You don't need to ask. Your Majesty asked us to wash her clean, and even pointed there. You can tell what His Majesty is thinking when you hear it. After a while, you can roll it up with a quilt and send it directly. You don't need to dress her, save Your Majesty is in trouble."

"It's true, Your Majesty. How old is she? She's over [-] at a glance. We are better at serving His Majesty than she is."

Chapter 599 Misunderstanding

"Little Sao Hoof, what do you know? Look at yourself, and then look at this lady. Are you comparable in appearance or figure. The most important thing is that you can't compare with your background. Others are born as ladies. You are not even Xiaojiabiyu."

The Weaver Girls stopped talking, what they said was so true!The truth makes people feel very helpless. If you want to refute a sentence or two, you can't refute it.

This is the fact, there is no comparison in looks, body, and background.

In fact, His Majesty often molested these weaving girls here in the weaving workshop, but it was just molesting.I didn't see that His Majesty couldn't stop being obsessed with anyone, or dragged him to another place, and didn't see anyone until half an hour later.

At this time, the Weaver Girls had their own concerns, and they scrubbed the lady vigorously, just like a pig butcher removes the hair and skin attachments from a dead pig.

The other party's body was as red as shrimp after being scrubbed, but he still didn't wake up, and was indeed frightened by Tuantuan.

Li Zhi didn't know what these Weaving Girls were thinking at this time, let alone that they gave the noble lady a scrub to vent their dissatisfaction.

Since they came to the weaving workshop, they naturally took Huijing and Wu Meiniang to pick out clothes at the warehouse.

However, when Li Zhi led them there, he was depressed and found that both Wu Meiniang and Hui Jing, in their identities, could only choose underwear at this time.After all, nuns can only wear the clothes provided by the monastery outside. You can’t let nuns wear cheongsam to chant scriptures and praise Buddha in the monastery.

Even if she chooses underwear, Huijing can only choose the plain and elegant ones. The gaudy ones are not suitable for her, and she dare not wear them.

"Meiniang, put that dress down, it's not suitable for you!"

"Your Majesty, Mei Niang likes this color."

"But if you wear this little coat, it will tear it."

Wu Meiniang had no choice but to let it go, but she also realized that she was really young.

"Okay, you and your master are here to choose slowly, try slowly, and if you like it, you can take it as long as it fits you."

"Your Majesty, just pick one or two to change."

"Master, don't be polite to me. Pick a few more of these things. You see, Meiniang has already picked quite a few."

Li Zhi said, walked out of here, Wu Meiniang had already pulled Huijing, took a few small clothes, and gestured to the master.

"Meiniang, how can Master wear this color?"

"Master, just wear it here, and we won't wear it out."

Wu Meiniang took off her master's clothes as she spoke, and Huijing naturally took off her master half-pushingly.

"Master's figure is really good. No wonder His Majesty likes Master so much. Wait a minute, Master. Meiniang saw a cheongsam hanging over there just now. Master tried wearing a few sets. It must be very beautiful."

"Don't mess around. Master is a monk. It's a crime to try on such a colorful little dress. How can you wear a cheongsam?"

"What's wrong with the monks? Besides, the master also said that he has moved his heart."

Huijing didn't know what to say.

"Master, wait, Mei Niang will get it for Master."

Li Zhi had already walked out of the warehouse at this time, and went to the outside room, but he saw that all the clothes he had chosen for the lady were placed there, and no one had touched them at all.

Li Zhi hugged the clothes, called the Weaver Girl outside, and asked what was going on, and that Weaver Girl happened to be one of the Weaver Girls who scrubbed for the lady.At this time, he pointed to the side of the building to show Li Zhi, and then ran away.

This made Li Zhi a little inexplicable, they wouldn't change the dirty clothes for that lady, would they?How can this work, the smell on the clothes, have they all had a collective rhinitis, didn't they smell it?

Even if you don't smell it, you can always touch the wet and greasy feeling!

Li Zhi was afraid that they would put the dirty clothes on the lady again, so he hurriedly picked up the clean clothes and went to the room of Zhinuzhi.

Pushing the door open, Li Zhi saw that the lady was lying on the bed, covered with a quilt.

What a nonsense, put her in dirty clothes and cover her with a quilt, not afraid that the smell of urine will seep into her skin, making her look like a shark.

Li Zhi quickly put the clothes on the side of the bed, and then went to uncover the quilt. The moment the quilt was uncovered, Li Zhi was dumbfounded.

This figure makes me feel heavy when I carry it on my back. Seeing it now, it really is a top-notch figure!