"End my life of failure, I will not be a human being in my next life, hey..."
Li Ze was startled.
"Brother, what can't you think about?"
"I won't be a human in my next life, but a pig?"
"Howled in the slaughterhouse, and then became the stir-fried pork loin, stir-fried fat intestines, and twice-cooked pork on my table?"
Li Ze licked his lips.
"Or braised pork ribs?"
Fatty: "..."
The fat man smiled miserably.
"Even so, I still don't want to be a human being. What's so good about being a human? She doesn't love me!"
Li Ze was startled.
"Who?"
The fat man sighed faintly.
"My girlfriend..."
"To be precise, it's my ex-girlfriend!"
Li Ze's eyes lit up.
"Oh?"
"Still a man with a story, come on!"
Li Ze pulled up the fat man who was sitting slumped on the ground, and helped him onto the chair.
"I'm ready!"
"Tell your story!"
With that said, Li Ze retreated to his seat, grabbed a handful of melon seeds from Su Ling's hand, and started knocking them.
"Crack!"
Fatty: "..."
Li Ze smiled encouragingly.
"Don't be so restrained, it's okay."
"You're dead, what else can't you say?"
"Speak out!"
Li Ze's face was serious, looking at the fat man like a bosom brother.
"Speak out and you'll be much better off!"
"..."
"it is good!"
After hesitating for a few seconds, the fat man turned hard.
"Let's talk about it. If there is any hesitation, isn't it just being green?"
"What the hell, today I will let others see the real face of this bitch!"
Li Ze paused when he ate melon seeds.
"..."
"Is it that exciting?"
Su Ling was also taken aback, and then looked at the fat man with pity.
"poor thing……"
Fatty: "..."
The fat man shook his head and went all out!
"It happened last week's night..."
"He didn't come home at two o'clock in the middle of the night, so I called him."
Fatty's expression gradually became sad.
"After the call was connected, I heard her panting violently."
"I asked her what she was doing."
"She said he was running..."
"Crack!"
Li Ze knocked a melon seed, frowned, and found that things were not simple.
"Two in the middle of the night? Running?"
The fat man nodded.
"Then I heard a popping sound again."
"I asked her what was that sound?"
Fatty's emotions gradually lost control.
"She said she was running in slippers..."
Li Ze was stunned.
"Wearing slippers...running?"
Fatty's tears fell down, and he tried hard to wipe the tears off his face.
"At this moment, I heard a man's voice next to him!"
"The man gasped and said he was going to sprint!"
The fat man choked up and said.
"In the end, I heard her um~ah~ voice."
"I was so nervous, I asked her what was wrong!"
"she says……"
Fatty lost control of his emotions, tears and snot flowed down his face.
"She said he sprained his ankle... woo woo..."
The fat man fell to the ground, hammering the ground frantically.
While hammering, he roared bitterly!
"Can you... can you stop going out for a run!"
"Can't I buy you a treadmill?!"
[Author's digression]: Did you understand this chapter?
Chapter 45 My name is Lu Lulu!
Li Ze: "..."
Su Ling: "..."
After hearing the fat man's bloody and tearful accusation, Li Ze fell silent.
Su Ling was also silent!
"Cough cough..."
Li Ze cleared his throat, broke the awkward atmosphere, and took a distressed look at the fat man lying on the ground crying.
"This...brother, I'm sorry..."
"Oh no!"
"let it go……"
The fat man whimpered a few times, then raised his head and said to Li Ze.
"Woooo..."
"Brother, do you understand my pain?"
Li Ze smiled awkwardly.
I thought to myself that I hadn't been cheated on before, I really know a hammer, but at first glance, this fat man is really miserable.
Li Ze's heart softened.
"Understand...understand a little..."
The fat man's eyes lit up, as if he had found hope, he looked at Li Ze, and firmly grabbed Li Ze's hand.
"I knew you understood me!"
"You must have been betrayed too!"
"Brother, did you commit suicide because of this too? We are really brothers and sisters!"
Li Ze: "..."
"Wait a minute!"
Li Ze quickly shook off the fat man who was holding his hand tightly.
"First of all! I am alive and well, I am not dead, you are the one who died!"
Li Ze stretched out his second finger.
"Secondly, I have never been green before, I just saw you crying so badly, and comforted you..."
"We are different!"
The fatty cried suddenly.
Watching Li Ze's expression change from sympathy to a bolt from the blue!
"really……"
The fat man lowered his head and said in frustration.
"Sure enough, I'm the only one who is unlucky, I'm the only one who got cheated on, and I foolishly committed suicide..."
"Ha ha……"
"I am so silly!"
"..."
Li Ze sighed when he saw the fat man's condition.
"Hey……"
"Meeting is fate, how about it..."
Li Ze reached out and patted the fat man's shoulder, and said softly.
"You tell me where the woman who betrayed you is, and I'll help you out!"
The fat man was taken aback, and then shouted!
"No...no way!"
"She...she is not good, but...but I still love her..."
After shouting here, the fat man's voice became low and low.
"I'm dead, I can't disturb her life anymore..."
……
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