Uncle, please help the Han family

Looking at this handsome man, the boatman showed an expression of 'I don't quite believe it'.

Because he felt that it is well known that the prime minister of the Han Dynasty is lustful. Since he is going to ask an official to do it, he should have such a brain. How could he not know his gender and appearance? If he goes to the prime minister, he will be arranged What about cleaning the stables?

(Number N of the folk rumors that Liu Yu doesn't know: Xiangguo is narcissistic and regards himself as the most beautiful man in the world, so he is jealous and hates all beautiful men.)

"..." Liu Yu really wanted to say something.

"Since you don't know, you know now."

Facing the already petrified Liu Yu, the boatman kindly persuaded him: "Your Excellency is really too delicate and handsome. Although I have never seen Xiangguo, I think even Xiangguo may not be as beautiful as Your Excellency. So, hurry up and vote for Cao Cao." Let’s be fair, she does not care whether she is male or female, beautiful or ugly, she chooses people on their merits!"

Accompanied by the stabbing of javelins that pierced Liu Yu's heart, he was finally about to erupt.

Damn you, Cao Cao sent someone to compete viciously, right?

How much favor fee did you charge, I'll fucking pay you...

No, it cannot be cheap for you.

During Liu Yu's silence, the boat had already approached the shore, and the boatman was eagerly looking at this hidden aristocrat who looked like a rich man, hoping that the other party would be more generous and give more.

After all, he provided such an important "Intelligence".

"Give him rice."

Liu Yu glanced at Zuo Ci and said calmly.

Then, Zuo Ci took out a bucket of rice.

"Thank you, sir, thank you, sir!"

A bucket of rice weighs four catties, but the ferry fee is only half a catty, so the boatman just smiled.

until……

"Give him half a catty evenly."

Walking to the shore, looking down at this ignorant countryman, Liu Yu said the cruelest two words: "Use a scale."

Chapter 329 Ah Man, This Kid Has Been Skinny Since He was a Child

Zhang Liao and Zuo Ci's mood is quite delicate now.

Their protagonists are obviously angry, otherwise they would not be so stingy.

Of course, this matter must be the fault of the boatman himself, although his remarks were not wrong...

That said, the words are not wrong, but the words are wrong.

Well, does it sound contradictory, but I understand everything.

"Niao Niao, Xiao Ci, do you think so too?" While walking, Liu Yu suddenly stopped and asked with a serious expression.

Niao Niao and Xiao Ci are the aliases of Zhang Liao and Zuo Ci, and they will act by this name along the way to avoid trouble.

As for Liu Yu, he definitely couldn't use his real name directly, or even the surname Liu, so he deliberately chose a new name for himself.

Wu Jing, courtesy name Yanzu.

"Xiang..." Zuo Ci hadn't adjusted to Liu Yu's new identity yet, and she was almost outraged, but she immediately changed her words, "Master Wu, I don't think you should care so much, it's just a countryman, what country do you know?" Big deal."

"Furthermore, the female counselors and generals appointed by Mr. Wu are all capable ministers and powerful generals. They are not just beautiful. The reason why they occupy high positions is entirely because of their own strength." He replied, "My lord, don't worry about it at all, you are not wrong."

Zuo Ci's words made Liu Yu feel that she was favoring him, but Zhang Liao's analysis was true, so Liu Yu felt much better.

That's right, if you are a time traveler, you came to the Three Kingdoms era to be the protagonist, and based in Youzhou, can you resist recruiting Liu Guanzhang?

You met a perfect general like Zhao Ziyu, wouldn't you go out of your way to poach the wall?

And Gongsun Zan, generals of such a system can increase Baima Yi's combat power by 50.00%, would you have the heart to kill him?

What, if Gongsun Zan was a man, would I still be able to forgive him after doing something like that?

Nonsense, it must be... definitely...

"Harmful."

With a slap, he put his palm on his forehead, and Liu Yu was disheartened: "Maybe, I'm really lustful."

"..."

When Liu Yu admitted this, Zhang Liao's body suddenly tightened, and he raised his head to look at him in astonishment, his eyes were subtle, as if he was asking: So that day Xiangguo suddenly hugged me, did he ask for something?

"So what!"

Although Zuo Ci has not been appointed to an official position by Liu Yu and officially stays by his side, but because of his clear purpose, he immediately started licking him: "Minister... Mr. Wu is the prime minister of the Han Dynasty, he can use whoever he wants, why should he care about what the common people think?" .”

Damn, when will this slip of the tongue be corrected?

And if you directly say the word Xiangguo, what's the point of hiding your identity?

Also, this Zuo Ci is indeed somewhat utilitarian, unlike Zhang Jiao, her master who has compassion for the common people, Zuo Ci may not have any compassion for ordinary people at all.

Is this the consciousness of those who practice Taoism to survive?

"No, no, that's not right."

Liu Yu shook his head and corrected: "In this world, there are only a few people who are capable and beautiful. If Cao Cao really takes advantage of me to attack, then those powerful female generals who are not confident in their appearance, and those who plan to Among them, the male counselors who won the decisive victory thousands of miles away, didn't they all vote for her Cao Cao?"

In ancient times, appearance was indeed an important criterion for selecting officials, but generals did not have such a hard standard. What if there were really strong people who gave up themselves because of anxiety about their appearance?

This is no small matter, this is serious.

"So..." Zhang Liao asked curiously, "Xiangguo wants to fight back this rumor?"

"The premise of fighting back rumors is that it's really just rumors."

Liu Yu looked at Zhang Liao, and asked a little uncertainly: "Niao Niao, before you belonged to me, did you think so in your heart?"

"..."

This question directly made Zhang Liao dumb, and was speechless for a while.

Seeing Liu Yu's expression getting more and more frustrated, Zhang Liao smiled politely, opened his bright eyes, and replied in an encouraging tone: "There is a little bit, but only a little bit, and after defecting to Xiangguo, I... I don't think so at all."

You hesitate!

And when you said this, your eyes obviously became guilty!

"What about you, Cici?" Liu Yu became serious, "Just tell the truth, no lies are allowed, Mr. Xiangguo likes frank people."

"..."

After being so deliberately emphasized by Liu Yu, Zuo Ci restrained the urge to lick Liu Yu brainlessly.After careful thinking, he opened his mouth and replied: "When I expressed my heart to the Celestial Master, Ci was not too worried, because I... I think my face is not bad."

Unlike Zhang Liao who opened his eyes and said nonsense, Zuo Ci answered very truthfully.

Since I'm not bad looking, I don't worry about not being reused.

In other words, the prerequisite for Liu Yu's selection of officials is beauty, which is a rigid standard, and talent will be considered later.

"Ok, I see."

Raising his head and looking at the sky, Liu Yu, who has a classic new house at 45 degrees, gradually understands everything, and accepts how people in the future will evaluate Liu Yu in history—Sepi.

Sure enough, the higher the position, the deeper the hoodwink. Even the whole world knew and reached a consensus, but Liu Yu, who was not aware of it, just took it as a jealous joke of the girls.

This trip to seek immortality, I have to say, is still very necessary.

The people under the jurisdiction of Jizhou all see themselves in this way, so in the area under Cao Cao's jurisdiction, those who have accepted Cao Cao's propaganda and education will probably have a deeper stereotype of themselves.

"Master Wu, isn't it too slow to walk?" Zhang Liao asked a serious question while changing the subject, "Shall we find a market to buy some horses?"

"It's natural."

Liu Yu had calmed down, and replied solemnly: "If you want to cross the Yellow River, you have to ferry, so you can't bring a horse. But after crossing the Yellow River, there is no big river that cannot be bypassed, so we'd better go to The horses were found within half an hour."

30 days is the limit time Liu Yu set for himself to leave Ye, and it must not be exceeded.Every day of Weifu’s private visit, except for the necessary rest, the rest of the time should be spent on doing business.

"So, shall we go to the village?"

"Let's not talk about whether we can find the village in time. It is doubtful whether there are horses for sale in the village. We should change our thinking." Liu Yu replied.

"Change your thinking?"

Zhang Liao tilted his head, showing a puzzled expression.

Liu Yu smiled faintly, and then looked at Zuo Ci who was beside him: "You can take out the mirror."

"promise."

Zuo Ci raised his hands to make a △ shape, and then a faint red light emerged, followed by a crimson mirror gradually exhaled from his body, suspended in the air.

"This is the call of the artifact... it's amazing."

This is the first time Zhang Liao has seen Chiwu, and she only knew that Xiangguo had a scepter that could eliminate the power of divine weapons, but she didn't know that there was such an expert.

This person's name is Zuo Ci?

Such a capable person is actually hidden so deeply by Xiangguo. It seems that there are many things that I don't know.

"My lord, what should we do next?" Zuo Ci didn't understand why Liu Yu did this.

The omniscient mirror can indeed predict the future, but it cannot show anything that will happen in the future out of thin air. It can only warn important results in advance according to its own behavior.

"Not urgent."

Liu Yu shook his head calmly, then took the lead and walked forward to a fork in the road with south, west, and southeast directions leading to three different directions.

"Let's go to the main road facing south first."

""Um. ""

After Liu Yu gave the order, the two of them followed together.

After walking about a dozen steps, Liu Yu suddenly led them back and returned to the fork in the road.

"Next, go to the path to the west."

The two were puzzled but still followed suit.

Then, after the same dozen or so steps, Liu Yu stopped.

This time there was no need for Liu Yu to remind them, Zuo Ci and Zhang Liao followed Liu Yu back to the intersection, and chose the southeast path.

But this time, after walking less than five steps, Zuo Ci's mirror suddenly moved.

"My lord, the mirror shows that if you walk this way, you will encounter bandits who are robbing you in a short while!" Zuo Ci's expression was fixed, and he reported quite seriously, "And there are quite a few of them, no less than 20!"

"it is good."

Hearing this, the corner of Liu Yu's mouth curled into a smile of "everything is under control", and then he quickened his pace: "Let's go, buy a horse."

"..." Startled in astonishment, both Zhang Liao and Zuo Ci were dumbfounded.

Still able to do this?

What kind of fairy mind is this!

The bandits thought they were waiting for the wronged species, but who would have thought that they themselves were the wronged species?

.........

The capital of Yanzhou, within the city of Changyi.

"Those Heishan troops who fled from Jizhou really made them popular." Sitting in front of the case, Cao Cao frowned slightly, watching the military report of the Dongjun garrison fighting with some generals of the Heishan Group, "These How can the remnants of the Yellow Turban be completely crushed to death?"

"Sister, these guys are just a bunch of mobs, let me fight and make sure to crush them!"

It was Cao Ren who was talking, Cao Cao's younger sister (cousin), but unlike the small Cao Cao, Cao Ren's figure could even be called "tall", about seven and a half feet (175 cm), with beautiful muscles, even wearing armor, The turbulent bust can't be hidden either.

However, although she is big, she is not rough and ugly. On the contrary, she has the demeanor of a Confucian general. She has slightly curly tea-green long hair, which hangs down to her waist, her ears are basically covered, and only two ear tips are exposed. Her face is well-defined and her features are erect. Amber pupils were similar in color to Cao Cao, but Cao Ren gave the impression that he was not as dark as a city.

"Don't be angry, anger will make you stupid, and then reduce your judgment." Cao Cao, who was leaning on his seat, waved his hand and taught quite casually.

"Sister, what should we do?"

After being called 'stupid', Cao Ren didn't feel dissatisfied at all, but continued to ask seriously.

"The Black Mountain Army is indeed a bunch of mobs, but they all have one thing in common—anti-Han."

Now that she has decided to compete with Liu Yu, it is impossible for Cao Cao to take on the status of a Hanchen, so she said quite bluntly: "This woman Zhang Yan is an out-and-out remnant of the Yellow Turban, and her prestige in the Black Mountain Group It is very high, as long as it is attacked by the outside world, these 10,000+ people can be pulled into the same camp immediately."

The same is true for the Xiliang Alliance of Princes, headed by Ma Teng and Han Sui, with a size of about 10 people. They usually kill each other, and when they encounter invasions, they are all unanimous. They are not threatening, but very troublesome existences.

"What does the eldest sister mean..." After Cao Ren stopped being angry, he began to think about it, and then said speculatively, "What does the eldest sister mean, let them unite against Liu Yu?"