Live expedition from tomb raiding

"Fuck! Dude, please send it to me as well!! Thank you very much, good people have a safe life!"

"Ask for a ride."

"Kneel and beg!"

"......."

"These LSPs are really hopeless, hey. By the way, do you think the performance of the anchor is a bit strange?" A sand sculpture audience suddenly said seriously.

"Well, there is indeed something wrong with the anchor. He didn't say a few words this morning."

"Uh, this is indeed a bit strange, but what I want to say is not this... What I want to say is that Wu Xie is worried that he will encounter a wild beast, which probably means that he should not have a gun, and theoretically speaking, the anchor should be The one with a gun, but the host didn't say a word, as if he didn't want Wu Xie to know that he had a gun..."

"o((⊙﹏⊙))o"

"Uh, are you sure you're not thinking too much? Maybe the reason why the anchor didn't say anything was purely because he wanted to act like a bully at a critical moment?"

"...Could it be like this?"

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in the forest.

Accompanied by the commotion of the sand sculpture audience in the live broadcast room, the three of Ding Ze moved forward slowly step by step.

Before I knew it, ten minutes passed.

At this time, not far ahead, a ruined temple with several middle-aged women sitting in front of and behind the temple appeared in the sight of the three of them.

Wu Xie, who was walking in the front, saw it, and immediately heard a voice, and whispered, "We are lucky, those women look like locals, and we can just ask them for directions."

As he said that, Wu Xie didn't write any ink, and immediately quickened his pace a little, walked quickly to the front of the temple, pretended to be sincere, and asked sincerely, "Big sister, we are tourists from other places, I want to inquire , How far is it from the village in front of us?"

Hearing this, among the women, a middle-aged woman in a red coat asked in a loud voice, "You mean our village? Why are you going all the way to our village?"

When Wu Xie heard this, the smile on his face suddenly became more sincere, and then he said nonsense, "We are here to find someone... We haven't been here for two years, and I can't remember the way..."

The voice just fell.

The middle-aged woman raised her brows, glared at Wu Xie, and scolded decisively: "Damn!! Look at your thug-like brows and mouse-eyed eyes... You are too young to lie to my old lady!!"

Wu Xie: "..."

Being scolded face to face, Wu Xie was stunned, dumbfounded, and froze on the spot, unable to utter a word...

Needless to say, this picture is quite interesting.

On the side, Ding Ze couldn't help it, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he smiled silently.

At this time, just like the original plot, Lao Tiao pushed Wu Xie away, and stood in front of the middle-aged woman who was very good at cursing, quite domineeringly, stretched out his hand, snapped, and handed a 100 yuan bill to the middle-aged woman women.

"Damn you, where--why are there so many nonsense... If you keep talking, I will chop you up!!"

Really domineering, but also really cruel words spread into the air.

Not having much experience in this kind of situation, Wu Xie, who thought that middle-aged women would get mad, moved his body subconsciously, took a step back, and put on a posture to run away.

'Comrade Wu Xie, you're about to be confused again! When Ding Ze saw it, he couldn't stop smiling, and suddenly there were more smiles. He thought with a smile, and moved his eyes to look at the middle-aged woman.

From this point of view, the time is almost right, and the divine turning point has appeared!

I saw that the middle-aged woman suddenly changed her face, smiled and took the money in Lao You's hand, and with a slap, she transformed into an amiable peasant woman, and said with a smile, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, I Are you kidding me...you follow this road to the north, come to a fork in the road, go to the left..."

So, at this moment, it was just a matter of course.

Wu Xie was stunned again, the expression on his face clearly showed doubts about his eyes: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o"

at the same time.

Ding Ze was really close, so he couldn't hold back and wanted to laugh out loud, "(*^▽^*)"

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Suppressing his laughter, Ding Ze took out his cigarette and lit one. He didn't look at Wu Xie again, but looked at Old Itchy and the middle-aged woman again, pretending to listen to their conversation quietly.

"Did you just see--saw an old man, plus a few years--young people, passing by-- here?" Old Tickle asked again.

When the middle-aged woman heard this, she frowned suddenly, acting vigilantly, "You...couldn't be the police..."

blah blah blah blah.

After about two or three minutes, the conversation was finally coming to an end.

Middle-aged woman: "I have provided an important clue, right? Will you write me a letter of praise and send a pennant later?"

heard.

Old Itch: "..."

Wu Xie: "..."

The two couldn't laugh or cry for a while.

next second.

"Okay, I will give it to you later - you will make a big contribution, you - you just wait," Old Itch pushed Wu Xie, signaling to go quickly, and said nonsense, "Let's- ---Let's go first, finish in a hurry---complete the task..."

Words are exported.

The three walked quickly, almost trotting forward.

Behind.

"Okay, you have worked hard, by the way, you don't know my name yet, my name is..."

The middle-aged woman, who seemed to be very keen on the letter of commendation, continued to babble and chatter endlessly.

The three of them ignored each other and continued to move forward without looking back.

516 Give it a go, turn a bicycle into a motorcycle

It didn't take long before the three of them arrived at the three-way intersection.

I saw that on the left, on the front, and on the right, each has a trail stretching forward.

Wu Xie, who was walking in the front as usual, glanced at it, but there was no ink stain, and immediately raised his foot to follow what the middle-aged woman said before, and walked to the left.

Seeing it, Lao Xie stretched out his hand to grab Wu Xie, "No——we can't go this way, I——let's go in the middle."