Live expedition from tomb raiding

"Damn!!! This is definitely Wang Zanghai's bastard targeting me!" He clearly saw that there were only some red spots on Wu Xie's back, and there was no white hair or mold. The fat man was furious and cursed.

Poker-Face fell silent, not knowing what he was thinking.

Seeing that he was fine, Wu Xie instinctively breathed a sigh of relief, "Fatty, don't scream, even if you are poisoned, it shouldn't be a serious poison, otherwise you wouldn't be able to live to this day."

The voice caught his ears, and the fat man trembled, "It seems to be the truth, but this girl, it's so itchy... It's really torture, you guys quickly think of a way, if it doesn't work, let's learn from Guan Gong to scrape the bone to heal the wound, you guys Who cut out those few pieces of my flesh!"

The fat man gritted his teeth and said cruel words, "Anyway, I have a lot of meat, so I think it's weight loss!!"

Wu Xie: "..."

Ding Ze: "..."

A ruthless person, as expected of a ruthless person!

Ding Ze continued to keep his eyes on the side, he really didn't want to look at such disgusting things again... As for the situation on the fat man's back...

Immediately, Wu Xie will show his might and make a lot of jokes.

In this way...the life-saving pills should be kept for now, there is no need to take them out.

'I'm sorry, the plot requires it, fat man, please bear with it for a while. '

Ding Ze muttered to himself, and continued to remain silent, with a serious face, pretending that he didn't know what to do.

Fatty saw that the three of them hadn't moved, and he was itching like crazy, "Don't be dumbfounded, I'm really close to committing suicide! Take it easy, cut the flesh!"

"Fatty, stop talking nonsense! Several places on your back are moldy..."

The original plot was staged.

Seeing that Ding Ze and Poker Fing remained silent, looking like they had no idea, Wu Xie was agitated and had an idea, "Turn around, I guess this is not a serious problem, it should be similar to a skin disease. "

"I happened to bring toner, maybe I can wipe it on for you."

Fatty: "????"

Another burst of unstoppable bewilderment.

After he was stunned, the fat man turned around and had to say something, "Little comrade, you are such a talented person, and you still bring toner when you come out to fight? You have to show me what else is in your bag later."

"Stop rambling, your life is almost gone, and there are still so many words!"

After Wu Xie finished speaking, bah bah, he simply spit a few mouthfuls of saliva on the fat man's back.

vomit.

Wu Xie turned her head and gave Ding Ze and Poker Fing a smirk, and at the same time stretched out her finger to her mouth, signaling them to keep it secret.

Poor oil bottle see...

Unable to hold back, he shook his head with a smile on his face.

What should be said or not.

The appearance of this smile is really very rare, and it is just like what Wu Xie thought in the original book... Poker Fing's smile, even though it was just a faint smile, did suddenly add a lot of human touch.

"Hold on, it might hurt a little," Wu Xie said to the fat man with a smirk.

Immediately, without ink stains, put on gloves, reached out to endure the nausea, and prepared to smear the saliva...

"Don't worry, Fat Lord, I have never experienced any big storms, let alone such a little pain, just cut off a piece of my flesh, Fat Lord, I promise not to blink my eyes... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm !!!”

moment.

The screams like killing a pig resounded! ! !

It was like a giant hand hitting Fatty's bragging mouth hard!

Snapped!

The sound is crisp and pleasant...

322 Comrade forbidden woman, it's time for a haircut!

"Ouch!!!!"

"hiss!!!"

"It hurts!!!!"

I saw that the saliva just wiped away...

The fat man immediately groaned, the whole person jumped forward, followed by hopping wildly, howling while jumping, and then yelling in pain.

"Comrade, what the hell are you applying, toner or chili oil? It hurts me to death!"

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, my mother, it doesn't hurt so much even after being kicked!"

"Oh shit! My dear mother, I have to hand over my life to Wu Xie today!!!"

"Wu Xie, you are so cruel!!!"

Wu Xie: "..."

A group of sand sculpture viewers in the live broadcast room: "..."

"Hahahaha, the fat man is so miserable, why can't I stop laughing?"

"Haha, fat people are so funny! No wonder everyone says that fat people are generally more funny, and it seems to be true!"

"It's too bad, it's too bad, this girl is holding back her urine, what the fuck, she just peed laughing!"

"(ΩДΩ)!"

"Shocking!!! Young girl, why did you pee on the bed? Is this the degeneration of human nature, or the degeneration of morality..."

"Reveal the secret!!! A 20-year-old innocent girl suddenly lost control of her urine. What kind of amazing secret is hidden in it? Please watch our reporter reveal the secret for you..."

"(#￣～￣#)!!!!"

"Ah! You bastards!!!" The bedwetting girl was stunned for a moment, and then ran away.

Unexpectedly, I haven't been able to go berserk for a second.

Ding dong, the old Wang next door appeared, "Hey, tell me about you, why don't you have a long memory? How many times have you peed?"

"Forget it, let me emphasize it again, you must listen carefully!"