Live expedition from tomb raiding

The fat man said something quite proudly. At the same time, he couldn't wait to stretch out his chopsticks, picked up a piece of steaming fish skin, and stuffed it directly into his mouth regardless of 21.

"Oh shit! It's hot!"

Zhang Baldzi was sleeping in the cabin, but now he also came over, leaned over to the pot and sniffed, his acting skills were superb, "It's really delicious, Xisha is good, we can't eat such good things over there."

"Hey! Baldy, stay away from the pot, your saliva will be sprayed into it." Seeing Baldy Zhang bending over to talk to the pot, the fat man became anxious, and quickly stretched out his hand to pull him aside.

Baldy Zhang: "..."

"Hello, please call me Mr. Zhang, or Professor Zhang!"

The words come out loudly.

When the fat man heard it, he was taken aback for a moment, and the movement of sending the fish into his mouth stopped immediately, "Baldy... oh no, you are a professor?"

Ah Ning was also present, and seeing the fat man's left was a bald man, another bald man was calling, and seeing the bald man's face was dark... He had to open his mouth to smooth things over and introduced the two of them.

Hearing what Aning said, he knew that Baldy Zhang was really a professor and the fat man was a straightforward person, so he apologized decisively, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's because my eyes are bad, and I should have guessed you by looking at your hairstyle. It's the professor."

As soon as this word comes out.

Aning: "..."

Baldy Zhang: "..."

Ding Ze who was concentrating on eating: "..."

In an instant, all the people next to the fish head pot looked at the fat man and Zhang Bald, whose face darkened further.

I saw Baldy Zhang froze, and it took a few seconds before a voice could be heard, gnashing his teeth, "Mr. Fatty, please don't make fun of my hairstyle... because, I am bald, and I am also bald." Got stronger!!!"

Hear this.

Ding Ze: "(ΩДΩ)!!!!"

and many more!Etc., etc!

What the hell are you talking about, stuffy oil bottle?

please!You are taciturn, cherish words like gold, Zhang Qiling who is so cold!

When the fuck did you become so funny?

In an instant, Ding Ze was shocked, so shocked that the outside was tender and the inside was tender!

Then look clearly at Wu Xie and the others who heard what Zhang Baldzi said...

"Pfft!"

"Hahahaha, Professor Zhang, you are so funny!"

"No, no, I'm laughing to death!"

"Damn it! You're so fucking laughing, don't spit into the pot!" It was the fat man yelling.

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After making a fuss for a while, Baldy Zhang took the bowls and chopsticks and started eating together.

The fish is smooth and tender, the soup is delicious, it is really delicious.

"How about it, Professor Zhang, my craft is very good, right?" After being teased by Baldy Zhang, "I'm bald, I've also become stronger", Fatty immediately fell in love with Baldy Zhang, as if the relationship between the two , because of the little episode just now, it suddenly brought me a lot closer.

Ding Ze saw this scene in his eyes.

feel……

Well, this should be called congeniality. A good friend with a sand sculpture will be a sand sculpture, and a good friend of a beautiful woman will be a beautiful woman.

Bald Zhang grinned and nodded repeatedly, "Very good, Mr. Wang, you should open a restaurant, and you will definitely make a lot of money every day!"

"Haha," the fat man was very happy, "this can be... I can meet such an interesting guy as you today, this trip is not in vain, just wait, I will go to the boat boss to get some wine, otherwise I will just eat food It's boring."

Saying that, Fatty Maliu stood up.

At the same time, in fact, the boat boss who had been standing not far away since just now, smoking silently with a sad face... clearly heard what the fat man said, first he was shocked, but then he reacted very quickly, turned around and ran away!

pity.

Don't look at the over 200 kg fat man, his body is full of meat, but being fat doesn't mean he's slow.

In fact, Fatty is a serious and very flexible guy, short, flexible Fatty!

Fatty saw the boat boss not far away who was about to run away, and immediately ran over quickly, and shouted excitedly while running, "Hey, boss boat, where are you going? This boat is so big, what do you say? Where can I hide?"

Ding Ze heard: "..."

Unable to explain why, some bad pictures immediately appeared in my head.

How does it feel like, grabbing the rhythm of a folk girl?

'Am I evil? '

Facts have proved that it's not that Ding Ze is evil, but that Fatty's actions and words really make people think about it.

in the live room.

It should be normal, if the old Wang next door doesn't show up at this time, when will it be?

"Hey, the poor boat boss is about to be ruthlessly tortured by the fat man. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality..."

"Pray for the boss of the ship!"

"Boss, you must be strong!"

"Please believe that when the chrysanthemum finally blooms, tomorrow will be better!"

"..."

on the deck.

Comrade Fatty, the devil king of the world, was agile, and within two minutes, he carried out the wine that the boat boss gave to the Dragon King, smiling.

Fatty just walked out of the cabin.

The poor boat boss chased after him with a mournful face, almost begging, "Fatty Master, Fatty Master, you can't drink this jar of wine, it's for the Dragon King..."

"Hey, you, the boss of the boat, are really not cheerful at all," the fat man was not stingy, but became impatient. He took out a bottle of Red Star Erguotou from his pocket and stuffed it into the boss of the boat, "That's okay, I Take this good wine in exchange for you, you give it to the Dragon Lord, and the Dragon Lord promises to be happy to come out and twist a piece for you."