Live expedition from tomb raiding

Night falls.

Lonely is not alone. After all, there are more than 20 viewers in the live broadcast room, and nearly [-] sand sculpture viewers. Chatting with these viewers is like playing with a mobile phone.

In the twinkling of an eye, the dawn broke and the sun rose.

Ding Ze lit a cigarette, stretched long, and said to the audience in the live broadcast room, "Wait another day today, if I still can't wait for anyone, I will act on my own."

Although the Longling Misty Cave in the first stage is dangerous, to be honest, it is not too dangerous.

Anyway, he was already considered a tomb robber with two experiences, and he knew how to enter and how to leave the ancient tomb. Theoretically speaking, it was not a big problem.

Ding Ze thought so.

The sand sculpture audience in the live broadcast room thought differently.

"Anchor, do you want to go to the tomb alone? Then if you want to be cool."

"Not necessarily, the anchor has three lives now, it's not so easy to be cold, and the worst is to force quit."

"Don't worry, anchor, if you really can't hold on anymore, just quit quickly, we guarantee that we will never laugh at you!"

"Yes, at least I will never laugh at you directly!"

Ding Ze: "..."

Fortunately!

At around three o'clock in the afternoon, Ding Ze saw a long-distance bus stop on the road in the distance, followed by the door opening, the very prominent figure of the fat man, even though it was so far away, he was still recognizable at a glance .

"Hey, what's the matter, let me just say it's the right thing to do," Ding Ze rushed into the live broadcast room for a while, "Well, it's time to show off your acting skills, and I'll brag to you when I have time."

It takes some time to walk from the road to this place.

Ding Ze immediately got up, quickly destroyed all the traces of camping here last night as much as possible, then found a place to lie down, crossed his legs, smoked a cigarette, and waited in a daze.

About a quarter of an hour later.

Hearing the footsteps of Hu Bayi and the others getting closer, Ding Ze quietly raised his head, glanced at it, then kept silent, did not move, and quietly hid himself at a distance from Hu Bayi and the three, still a little distance away. The place.

At this time, the sky began to drizzle.

I saw that Hu Bayi and the others looked for a place with a wide view, where they could observe the scene of the Yellow River.

The drizzle was drizzling, and the cold wind blew again, and Da Jinya immediately shivered.

The fat man also trembled a little, took out the white wine from his backpack, and took a sip, "What the hell, Lao Hu, we must have been cheated by that wicked driver! He must have thought we were too noisy in the car, so he got it for us." Such a place where birds don’t shit.”

Da Jinya also took a sip of white wine, and agreed with Fatty's statement, "Fatty is right, it's pity that the three of us are more than 100 years old, and we were deceived like three little bastards when we traveled far away. of."

Hu Bayi was still the same, he didn't complain along with him, but looked at the rolling Yellow River, his brows were tightly furrowed, and he looked worried that the sky was about to fall.

Worrying and worrying, Hu Bayi thought of those comrades who fought side by side, and became irritable, and suddenly shouted at the Yellow River at the top of his voice.

Ding Ze heard it.

Hey!

bass!

Ding Ze, who was waiting for this moment, immediately stood up from the bushes, "Who the hell is yelling and screaming here, and why the hell is it trying to keep people from sleeping... huh?"

When Hu Bayi and the others heard Ding Ze's cursing, they all turned around to look: "Huh?"

"Ah, shit! Encounter Road is narrow, it's you guys," Ding Ze deliberately held the pistol in his hand, and walked towards Hu Bayi and the others while talking.

Of course Hu Bayi and Fatty have already reacted at this time, but poor Da Jinya, who was shivering from the cold, suddenly saw a stranger with a pistol in his hand, and said, "The road to the enemy is narrow" ...

Good guy, this frightened Da Jinya, not only was his body trembling, but his whole body shrank behind Hu Bayi and Fatty...

His voice was also trembling, "Fat Master, Hu Master, Chou Jia, he has a gun, then we are doomed..."

Hu Bayi, Fatty: "..."

The two looked at each other, and immediately laughed happily. After laughing, the fat man immediately ran over with a wide smile on his face.

At the same time, Hu Bayi explained with a smile, "It's not an enemy, this is the old man I told you about."

The voice just fell!

Ding Ze yelled suddenly, "Fatty man, stop, don't get any closer, or you'll explode your balls!"

Geek!

When Da Jinya heard it, he breathed a sigh of relief just now, and quickly raised it again, "Master Hu, you have made a mistake, this person is going to shoot, and it's not the head, but the shot." ……hiss!"

How else can I say that Hu Bayi is not as funny as Fatty Wang.

I saw that Hu Bayi was still stunned... This kind of reaction can only show that Hu Bayi has at least a little suspicion that Ding Ze is not joking again.

Then look at the fat man, the fat man didn't even suspect bullshit, he immediately pretended to be shocked, covered the important parts, and begged Ding Ze for mercy, "Old Ding, let's discuss whether it will be possible to get a headshot, I haven't married a wife yet Well, I don’t want to be a eunuch.”

Ding Ze laughed, Fatty Wang is really funny.

"Fatty, I haven't seen you for a while, but you're still so humorous," Ding Ze said, throwing the pistol to the fatty, "How about it, isn't my acting skills just now amazing?"

The fat man hastily caught the pistol, "That's right, with your acting skills, old Ding, if you go to act, you'll be so popular that you'll be purple, and purple will be black."

After finishing speaking, the fat man checked the pistol aside, and even the clips were ejected. He looked at it and said, "Good guy, where did you get this thing, old Ding? It's a high-end product."

Hearing this, Ding Ze picked up the backpack with a smile, and then unzipped it a little, so that the fat man could see a bit of a submachine gun, "What kind of high-end product is that? I am the real high-end product! Yes, I'll call it a hornet's nest!"

Fatty: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o!!!"

Hu Bayi: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o!!!!"

Da Jinya: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o my god, you are an arms dealer!"

151 Hey, this matter is difficult to handle.

"Anchor, you are really good at pretending, I really admire you!"

"Look at you scaring that big gold tooth, you are not afraid of scaring people out of heart disease."

"...Why are there no Ye Yixin and Shirley Yang?"

"Yeah, why not? In the last game world, you were tossing around with a bunch of men. Does this game world have to be like this?"

"..."