【Life: +90 years】
[Mission: None at the moment]
"Fuck, dog system, how come there are 50 sin points?"
Li Mu didn't know if he didn't look at it, but he was startled when he saw it, the fucking dog system actually quietly added 50 sin points to him!
Do you want to be so immoral?
I didn't use spiritual power to kill people, why?
[Ding, because the host uses the space system]
Gah!
Li Mu instantly petrified.
Three thickened black lines appeared on the forehead.
What a deal! ?
Sure enough, the dog system has no integrity.
"C**!"
【What's the meaning? 】
The corner of Li Mu's mouth twitched, and he quickly explained.
"No, I'm complimenting you, it's great!"
system:"……"
the other side.
Yamato.
"Your envoy, this is a gift from His Majesty the Emperor, please accept it!"
Gao Biaoren looked confused, what do you mean?
Some time ago, he was pretending to be aggressive and ignored me, but today he came to show his hospitality?
Not scientific.
Not right.
unreasonable.
By the way, who is Gao Biaoren?Why did it appear in Yamato?
This matter should start with the matter of sending Tang envoys.
When it comes to sending envoys to Tang Dynasty, many people are familiar with it.
After all, the history teachers of later generations are like taking aphrodisiacs.
The first intimate contact between China and Japan is described as you and me, full of affection.
It's hard not to remember.
It was in the fourth year of Zhenguan that Japan's Yamato Kingdom sent envoys to China for a friendly visit for the first time.
The chief ambassador's name is Inugami Mita, and upon hearing this name, he is definitely the kind of poor peasant from three generations of his ancestors, whose roots are red.
Then this guy, relying on his simple appearance, fooled Li Shimin for a while.
A lot of experience and materials were taken out.
After the fooling around, the buddy bid farewell in the second year, saying that he would go back to serve the motherland.
Li Shimin was very stupid and naive, and gave a bunch of greeting gifts, saying hello to the emperor's brother on his behalf.
By the way, he also sent an emissary to go home with Inuami Mita.
And this emissary is Gao Biaoren.
As for Gao Biaoren, who is he?
Don't ask, just ask is rich and handsome.
The son of former Sui Prime Minister Gao Ying, could he not be rich and handsome?
Then Gao Fushuai followed Inugami Mita to Dongying, and arrived in Nambatsu, which is Osaka.
Here, he met the legendary emperor.
Of course, as the rich and handsome man of the Celestial Dynasty, Gao Biaoren didn't like this kind of soil turtle emperor from a foreign country.
So seeing this Empress Dowager, according to the procedure, she took out her credentials with a solemn face.
"Please face the north to accept the letter of credence, Lord Yamato."
Emperor Shu Ming was upset when he heard it.
Why should I face north?
Lao Tzu is the emperor, is the emperor, okay?
I'm at the same level as your Central Plains emperor, why should I face north?
I don't do it!
When Gao Biaoren heard it, hey!This guy refuses to face north?
Rough Nima!
You tyrannical lord, do you really think you are the emperor when you name yourself the emperor?
You wait for me.
So just when Gao Biaoren was about to pack up his things and go back to make a small report, he asked Li Shimin to send someone over to repair the Tubie King.
All of a sudden, the tyrant of the land turtle actually sent someone over to show his hospitality.
In addition to gifts, there are beauties.
It is said that she is still some kind of indigenous princess!
Gao Biaoren was dumbfounded at the time.
what's the situation?
But let's put it aside.
Let's get the princess here to have a good time first!
Hey hey. . .
Chapter 154 I am a big celestial dynasty, and I am the most polite!
Gao Biaoren fell into deep thought after having a good time.
What exactly happened that caused the tyrant to make a 180-degree turn in his attitude?
So he sent someone to inquire about it.
After inquiring, the result is that the army of the land turtle king was killed by the Tang army at sea, with chrysanthemums and bruises.
After Lao Gao heard the news, he laughed three times on the spot.
If you don't pretend to be aggressive at this time, when will you wait?
come!
Then, sure enough, not long after, Emperor Shu Ming sent someone to express his cordial greetings.
The one who came was the most powerful top boss in the Yamato Kingdom today, Soga Ezo.
Su Wo Eizo originally wanted to pretend to be coercive, expressing his strong condemnation of Datang's unjust war.
Lao Gao twitched his lips slightly, and smiled evilly, "Su Wo Dalian's words are not appropriate. I, the Tang Dynasty, have always been the most polite. What is an unjust war, please pay attention to your words!"
"Then why did you send troops to slaughter our soldiers?"
"Because you are not polite."
What? ? ?
Su Wo was stunned, why did the villain sue first, it was obviously you who were rude first.
Gao Biaoren didn't bother to pay attention to him, and continued to maintain a wicked smile, exuding a faint air of pretense.
"So I'm in Dalian. If the ruler of your country refuses to face the king in the north, he is rude and rude. Naturally, I will teach you how to be polite."
The corner of Su Wo Ezo's mouth twitched, what the hell is your way of teaching people in Tang Dynasty?
What kind of gift is this?
Whose ceremony is so barbaric?
Gao Biaoren still maintained a wicked smile, and continued to exude a faint air of pretense.
"The etiquette of my Great Heavenly Dynasty does not depend solely on the enlightenment of the Ministry of Rites."
"What else do you rely on?"
"And the fist of the Ministry of War."
puff--
Suga Ezo almost vomited three liters of blood.
You Datang are awesome, let's do it!
Then Su Wo Ezo saw that this reality was really too much to pretend.
So quickly change your attitude.
"Master Gao, I implore Lord Gao to go to Chikuzi Island and say a few words of kindness, so that your general can let the dog go."
"Why, your son was captured?"
"Gao Gong is merciful, as long as the dog is safe, I will give you a generous gift."
Gao Biaoren stroked his beard with one hand, smiled slightly, and continued to exude a faint air of pretense.
"It's easy to say, but I recently found that the princesses of your country are somewhat lacking in etiquette. I was thinking, should I be obliged to teach the princesses of your country to demonstrate the etiquette of my celestial dynasty."
Suga Ezo's entire face flushed red.
But then he took a deep breath and said calmly, "Grand Duke and righteous, this is the good fortune of our Yamato country!"
As a hero who didn't blink when changing emperors back then, Suga Ezo certainly wouldn't fail to deal with a few princesses.
Isn't it the princess?
Give you as many as you want.
Gao Biaoren nodded in satisfaction, "A child can be taught."
Then he continued to ask, "By the way, Su, Dalian, which general is leading the army on Chikushi Island?"
"It is said that it is a general named Donghai Killing God named Xue."
"Donghai Killing God? General Xue?"
After thinking about it for a long time, Lao Gao couldn't figure out where it was.
"Do you have a number?"
"It seems to be called SF Express!"
Gao Biaoren couldn't stand firmly alone, and almost fell down.
Even if he accidentally pulled several beards off his hands, he didn't have time to feel distressed.
"SF?"
Suga Ezo nodded in astonishment, is there any question?Why such a reaction?Could it be that this SF Army is very powerful in Datang?
"you sure?"
"Sure!"
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