Datang broom star

"Husband speaks more and more frivolously." Wei Wushuang was very dissatisfied, "Su Ho was a little timid when she was pregnant, but she couldn't scare the little monkey what Husband said. If you are timid, something will happen."

Later generations say that it is very common to give birth to monkeys for you, but at this moment, if you go to someone's house and say that your wife will give birth to a baby monkey, you can guarantee that the whole family will fight with mixed men and women, and you will not stop.

It's smooth, it's smooth!

Be taboo!

Jia Ping'an slept with Su Ho that night.

In the middle of the night, he dreamed that he was still in his previous life, drinking beer with a group of bad friends at a roadside stall, and a few girls across from him were joking with them.Suddenly, a girl gradually changed, with sharp teeth, waving her arms and shouting: "Bitch, you are the little monkey, and your whole family are little monkeys!"

Jia Pingan woke up suddenly, and saw a man with disheveled hair lying on top of him.

He swears that at this moment, his blood, no, his whole body is coagulated.

It turns out that fear to the extreme means no fear?

At this moment, Jia Pingan only felt that everything in the world had come to a standstill.

Then, a familiar smell came.

The scent of Soho.

Contains saponin taste.

He still harvested the saponins himself, dried them, cut them into pieces when washing his hair, boiled them for a while, and soaked the long hairs in the water when the water was warm.

Jia Pingan reached out to support her, "Wake up at night?"

"Ok!"

Jia Pingan quickly got up and helped her out of bed, "Slow down, do you want me to protect you?"

As expected, Suho immediately said firmly: "No."

After coming back and lying down again, Su Ho was a little anxious, "Husband, what is the child like?"

I did my own crimes!

Jia Pingan wanted to slap himself to death, and then said softly: "The baby is soaked in amniotic fluid, so it looked wrinkled when it was born. But after a few days, it gradually grew, and it became white and fat. , hold it and don’t want to let it go.”

"Really?"

"Of course it's true. If you don't believe me, when your mother-in-law comes, you can just ask. Were you wrinkled when you were born?"

"Where am I wrinkled? Lang Jun is talking nonsense."

Su Ho's body twisted for a while, which scared Jia Pingan.

"Okay, okay, you were born fat and white."

Su Ho put his arms around his neck, and suddenly asked, "Husband, tell me... In another ten years, will you still treat me like this?"

"It will be the same in another 20 years."

"What about another 30 years?"

"Husband!"

Jia Ping was sleeping.

"Marquis Wuyang, in another 30 years, we will still practice dual cultivation, okay? But you are not allowed to grab my chicken leg."

……

When he got up in the morning, Master Jia was in a state of trembling. Du He hesitated when he saw him, and after his practice was over, he approached him and said, "Mr. Lang, I don't know what to say here."

"Go ahead."

Jia Ping'an dislikes such trickery the most.

"Hey!" Du He sighed first, "That day when the medical officer came, Wang Lao Er went to ask, and said that if his wife was pregnant, it might be... to have intercourse. The medical officer said, it's best not to, anyway, it will inevitably hurt the woman. people."

Jia Pingan was startled for a moment, and then realized that this guy had come to indirect advice, implying that he should not have intercourse during pregnancy.

"I've seen Mr. Lang!"

Wang Lao Er arrived late and ran to the kitchen in a hurry.He went in and asked, "Cao Er, do you have custard today? My family...I want to eat it."

Cao Er scolded: "Egg custard, egg custard, the chickens in this family eat bugs every day, and you don't see them looking for them, and you don't go looking for some locusts when it's season. Don't you know that the chickens lay eggs when it's cold? Besides, you eat them." Fart egg custard, last time you said it was too tender to eat, it is better to fry it, it is oily, is it your wife? It happens that the two wives are going to make egg custard, and I will make a bowl for your mother-in-law later.”

Wang Laoer thanked for a while.

Du He said with a smile: "In the past, if Cao Er talked to him like this, he would probably want to fight."

"This is how a hundred steel refiners can make your fingers soft!"

Du He's eyes lit up, "Your Majesty's words are wonderful, they can be called the witty words of friendship between men and women!"

Ha ha!

I'm full of these nasty words, but I'm too lazy to say them.

After breakfast, Jia Pingan went straight to find Mrs. Yang.

When we got there, Jia Pingan said to the door when he saw several carriages outside, "Tell the old lady that I'm coming."

"who are you?"

Jia Pingan was stunned.

Then he laughed and said, "Jia Pingan!"

What's the deal with these people!

In the previous life, there was a lot of pressure, and it was easy to explode when encountering troubles, but this life is much better.

The doorman glanced at him, "Where is it?"

"Hundred riders!"

Jia Pingan suddenly felt something was wrong.

This is sister's natal family, many people in Chang'an know about the relationship between me and sister, why doesn't my natal family know?

This is deliberately playing me!

Menzi smiled, but didn't go in to report.