Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Gu Zhigong coughed dryly, stepped forward and said with a smile on his face: "Holy Monk, you... are you done so soon?"

Tang Sanzan stepped on the chair with one foot, drinking tea with a spoon in the other hand, and said while poking his mouth, "What else? Don't be dazed, everyone, come and drink tea."

A few old men stood there, staring straight at Tang Sanzan, their eyes didn't know whether it was anger or sympathy, it was very complicated anyway.

Old man Fuyun kicked Mr. Guzhi next to him, and with a smiling face, he took out a handful of goji berries from his arms and put them on the table: "Holy monk, this is a thousand-year-old goji berry produced locally, which nourishes yin and nourishes yang. Drinking this in tea will do you good."

Tang Sanzun looked at Old Man Fuyun suspiciously: "What do you mean?"

Fuyun old man shook his head hastily and said, "It's nothing else, I just hit it off with the holy monk, and I want to give you something."

Everyone understood that old man Fuyun was taking the opportunity to solicit connections.

Mr. Guzhi hurriedly took out a tiger whip and put it on the table: "This is from a tiger among tigers. It's absolutely good. You can take it too...you're welcome."

Others took out all kinds of yang-strengthening medicines and put them on the table, shaking their heads and sighing: "Hey... Holy Monk, take it. You don't have to be embarrassed, we hit it off right away, as it should be."

Tang Sanzan looked at these old men with a strange face, wondering if they were sick?A gift like this at first sight?It's also generous.

At this moment, Monkey King's voice came from outside: "Master, Master? Are you there?"

Tang Sanzan turned around and shouted, "Here it is!"

As soon as the words fell, Sun Wukong appeared next to Tang Sanzan in a blink of an eye, then looked at the old men vigilantly, and shouted loudly: "Bold monsters, dare to kidnap my master, do you want to die?"

Several monsters quickly shouted: "Great Saint, calm down, we really have no ill intentions towards you and your master. It's just a cup of tea and a chat..."

Tang Sanzan also added in a low voice: "I also sent a girl."

Sun Wukong blushed and said in a low voice: "Master, did I come early?"

Tang Sanzun said: "It's not early, it's just finished."

Sun Wukong said: "Master, it's been exactly one hour since you were taken into captivity. Is this the end?"

Then Monkey King looked at the things on the table and smiled hehe...

Tang Sanzun squinted his eyes and looked at him: "Do you have a question?"

Sun Wukong immediately shook his head and said: "No, of course not! Master is still strong, and his fighting power is overwhelming. He is a role model for our generation!"

Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction and said: "That's about the same... a few, my apprentice called me back, so don't bother me, I'm leaving."

"Holy Monk rest early..."

The old men buried Tang San obediently, just like sending off the plague god.

Seeing Tang Sanzan being taken by Monkey King, he flew away without looking back.

The old men couldn't help cursing one by one: "Scumbag!"

"What are you talking about? The holy monk is gone?"

Apricot Fairy's voice came.

Several people turned their heads and looked at Fairy Xing, who still had tears on her face. They sighed and said, "Fairy Xing, we are sorry for you. If we knew he was so fast, we would have gone in earlier..."

"Three breaths, just three breaths! We really didn't expect there are such fast people in the world!"

"Careless, careless! Let you suffer."

Listening to the old men's words, Fairy Xing frowned and said, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Shiba Gongdao: "What are we talking about? We're talking about your intercourse. It's over after three breaths. We wanted to dance with an immortal, but the knees haven't even bent down yet. He's over!"

Fairy Xing rolled their eyes at them and said, "You guys think too much, we didn't do anything at all."

"What?"

Everyone was stunned.

Guzhi said: "Then you? Just now? You... Didn't you cry?"

Fairy Xing replied shyly, bitterly, and shyly shook her head, "Oh, what should I say... Anyway, I just didn't do anything anyway! Don't ask."

When everyone heard this, they became even more anxious: "What's going on? Are you talking about it?"

Fairy Xing blushed and said, "Then... oh, what should I say!"

After stomping her feet, Fairy Xing turned around and ran away, leaving a few old men looking at each other with bewildered expressions.

In the distance, Monkey King also asked curiously, "Master, I saw it when I went in. Outside the Muxian Nunnery, there is a big juniper tree, an old cypress tree, an old pine tree, and an old bamboo tree. Behind the bamboo is a tree. Danfeng. Not far from the edge of the cliff, there are one old apricot, two wintersweet, and two osmanthus.

It should be the bodies of those monsters...

The girl you mentioned, could it be the apricot tree? "

Tang Sanbu said: "She is indeed called Xingxianzi."

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "That's right, hehe...Master, I didn't expect that you, the head of Xitian, actually climbed a tree, haha...Master, are you comfortable?"

Tang San gave him a blank look and said: "It's so comfortable...that monster is sick!"

"Sick?" Sun Wukong was stunned.

Tang Sanzan nodded and said: "That's right, she looked like she wanted to refuse and welcome outside, but the poor monk felt that the heat was almost ready, so he took her into the house directly. You also know that it takes a long time for a teacher to travel westward. After a long drought and rain, I can't help it.

So as soon as the teacher entered the door, he shattered his clothes and met him frankly.

But Wei Shi hadn't reached out to help her undress, she pointed at Wei Shi's crotch, and ran away with a wow.

From the beginning to the end, as a teacher, I didn't even have a chance to touch her. "

Monkey King was dumbfounded: "Master, but when I saw you, your face seemed quite satisfied."

Tang Sanzan blushed and said: "You went to have a room with a girl and came out, are you ashamed to say that you didn't do anything?"

Sun Wukong: "￥......"

Tang Sanzan said with tears in his eyes: "For the dignity of a man, what can I do? Just pretend!"

Sun Wukong looked at the pile of aphrodisiacs in his hand, coughed dryly, and said, "Master, what's wrong with this...?"

Tang Sanzan glanced at it, and said casually angrily: "Feed the pig!"

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention, Sun Wukong recorded it silently.

"Ah!"