Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Shangguan Ling wondered: "Eminent Monk, since you want to suppress him, why don't you solve it all at once? You'll have to wait until next time."

Tang Sanzang said meaningfully: "Because his brother is called the Bull Demon King, and he is a big monster who has grown from a cow to a spirit."

Shangguan Ling was even more confused. Is this because he is afraid of the Bull Demon King?If you are afraid, then you shouldn't provoke him, let alone waiting here.

If he had no fear, why did he let True Immortal Ruyi go?

But she didn't know that the purpose of Tang Sanzan waiting for the Bull Demon King was not because of jealousy, but because he was greedy for that good meat!

"Look here, I have to bring water to my apprentice. If I don't go back, I'm afraid I will have a bunch of disciples and grandchildren. I can't bear the family and children on Xitian Road." After finishing speaking, Tang Sanbu With a stomp, he rose into the air and jumped towards the Zimu River.

Shangguan Ling arranged for two of her subordinates to fetch water as soon as possible. She was very conservative. No matter whether the monk really wanted to stay in the country of daughters or not, it would be better to save more water from the birth spring.

On the other side, Zhu Ganglian watched his belly getting bigger and bigger, and said with teary eyes: "Brother, I will admit that my belly is bigger than yours, after all, I am big.

But why is my stomach bigger than Lao Sha's?It doesn't make sense! "

Sha Wujing snorted and said, "Second senior brother, I'm human, and it's quite rare for a person to have two children.

And you are a pig, have you ever heard of a pig giving birth to only two?Judging by the size of your belly, there are at least twelve babies inside. Have you decided on a name for them? "

When Zhu Ganglu heard this, his forehead was covered with cold sweat, and he cried, "It's hard for me to support myself, so give me twelve at once... Isn't this going to kill me?"

Monkey King laughed and said: "Idiot, this is actually a good thing."

"What kind of a good thing is this?" Zhu Gangli exclaimed dissatisfied.

Sun Wukong said: "Think about it, you gave birth to a bunch of babies, you must take them with you on the road, right? If Master is hungry, you bastards can help you carry them."

"Bah! You might as well eat me first if you want to eat my baby. Brother Hou, don't just laugh at me, wait until you give birth, hehe... On the way to the west, I'm afraid you will bring your child to perform together Drilling through the ring of fire, crushing boulders in the chest, and piercing the throat with a golden gun, that's the fun."

Sun Wukong's face also turned black...

While talking, Sha Wujing said, "Master is back."

When everyone heard this, they were extremely excited and looked up one after another, only to see Tang Sanzan descending from the sky.

Bang!

With a loud noise, Tang Sanzan took a beautiful hero landing posture, and then...

Click!

The bucket exploded.

At that moment, several people were silent, and then there was a wailing sound: "My spring water! Master, can't you be gentle?"

Tang Sanzan scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Uh... Well, there is still some left at the bottom of the bucket, how about you share it?"

No need to answer, a few guys have already rushed over to grab it.

Fortunately, the function of Luotai spring does not need to drink a lot of people, as long as three or five drops, the problem can be solved.

Therefore, although there is only a bottom line left, in general, the problem is solved.

Seeing the stomachs of several apprentices gradually quiet down and gradually shrinking, Tang Sanzan knew that it was all right, and then looked at a big city in the distance with bright eyes and said: "Disciples, you rest here, for Master is going to scout the way for you, and have a fast!"

After speaking, Tang Sanzan jumped onto the white dragon horse, patted the horse's head and said, "Xiaobai, let's go!"

The white dragon horse cried: "Master, why don't you just ride after I have an abortion?"

Tang Sanzan said unhappily: "I just had an abortion just now, didn't I jump all the way back? Don't talk nonsense, let's go!"

Bai Longma had no choice but to run towards the Daughter Country City in front of him with heavy steps.

Tang Sanzan put on his cassock immediately, and muttered expectantly: "Sisters, the poor monk is here to save you, wow..."

Tang Sanzan rode his horse and galloped all the way, thinking all the way how he should flirt with the girls when he saw them, would those girls be too shy, would they be scared away because he flirted too hard?

this is a problem……

Just thinking about it, Tang Sanzan has arrived at the gate of the daughter country.

At this moment, there were only three or five old women pushing small carts at the gate and preparing to enter the city. Five burly female soldiers in full body armor and holding spears stood there, staring ahead with a pair of big eyes.

Chapter 64 The Baldy Was Molested

For the woman with the meteor hammer hanging on her chest, Tang Sanzan was naturally not interested, and his originally excited eyes gradually dimmed.

His eyes were dimmed, but the eyes of those female soldiers lit up.

The four burly female soldiers looked at their chief, Sima of the city gate at the same time.

The female officer was even taller, and she was sitting there with her legs crossed, eating melon seeds. When she saw Tang Sanzan, her eyeballs almost fell out, and she stood up quickly, grinning wickedly, rubbing her big dark hands , strode towards Tang Sanzan, and shouted: "The one on the horse, come down!"

Tang Sanzan was taken aback, thinking what the hell is this?

But he dismounted obediently after all, because he had already seen the scene of Yingying Yanyan in the city through the city gate.He knows very well that it is not appropriate to use strong ones at this time, and it is important to sneak into the city first and pick up a girl.

Tang San buried his horse, looked at the female officer in front of him with a cute face and asked, "Is there something wrong?"

The city gate Sima with shining eyes rubbed his big hands, and circled Tang Sanzan three times with shining eyes, laughing and wiping his saliva from time to time as he turned around, muttering: "Man ...It turned out to be a man, so beautiful...Hua boy's work!"

At this time, Tang Sanzan felt that he was not thrown in. He was obviously a wolf in a chicken coop, so why does he feel like a chicken in a wolf's coop now?

Tang Sanzan scratched his head and said, "My lord, what's the matter?"

After hearing the words, Sima of the city gate realized that it was inappropriate for her to stop her innocently, but she was obviously not a recruit, but an old fritter, and with a wave, all four of her subordinates ran over and surrounded Tang Sanzan. middle.

Then she coughed dryly and said with a hey smile, "Are you a man?"

Tang Sanzun nodded and said: "Yes."

"Did you hear that? He's really a man!"

"The man looks so good..."

"Look at his chest, it's flat..."

Several female soldiers suddenly became excited.

The Sima of the city gate deserves to be an official. Although he is not big, he could hold back and said while wiping his saliva: "You are a man, what are you doing in our Xiliang women's country?"

Tang Sanbu said: "The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to seek the scriptures."

"Are you from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?" Sima of the city gate became even more excited.

Several soldiers started talking again.