Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

After finishing speaking, Monkey King took his golden cudgel, stuffed it in his ears quickly, and then ran out to find someone to ask about the situation.

Not long after, Monkey King came back, but when he went, his stomach was only a little bigger. When he came back, his stomach was already so big that it seemed like he had stuffed a basin into it.

Tang Sanzan and others were also happy, all of them had big bellies, and when they saw Monkey King coming back, Tang Sanzan hurriedly asked: "Wukong, did you ask?"

Sun Wukong supported his back, moved slowly towards Gulai, and said as he walked: "Master... I have asked you clearly, this is Xiliang's daughter country, and the whole country is full of women, and there are no men.

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Speaking of this, Monkey King saw two frightening lights flashing from Tang Sanzan's eyes instantly.

Sun Wukong said with tears in his voice: "Master, you are going to be a mother soon, take it easy."

Tang Sanzan stood up holding his belly: "Even if I gave birth, then I'm still a real father. I'm going to be a father, I think it's not too much to find a few mothers for the child?"

Sun Wukong and the others are speechless, you have a big belly, you still want women, this guy's lower body is made of a golden cudgel, right?

Zhu Gang couldn't stand the pain anymore, and shouted: "Brother Monkey, tell me how to abort the fetus. I feel that this thing will crawl out by itself after a while!"

Sun Wukong quickly said: "There are no men in the Daughter Country. If you want to have children, you can only rely on yourself. That river is called the Zimu River. After drinking the water from the Zimu River, you can get pregnant directly without a man. We just drank the water from the river. So they are all pregnant. If you want to have an abortion, there is only one way, and that is to go to Jieyang Mountain and find a broken hole. There is a spring in it called Luotai Spring. Drink a sip of Luotai Spring, and the child will naturally disappear ..."

"Brother Monkey, then you should hurry up." Zhu Ganglian yelled.

Sun Wukong smiled wryly and said: "The Jieyang Mountain is three thousand miles away from here. There are mountains, waters and swamps in the middle. Now I am struggling to walk. The pain is so painful that the clouds are not driving the fog. How do you want me to go?"

"Bailongma, you are a horse, run fast, you go." Zhu Ganglian shouted.

Bai Longma lay on the ground and said: "Second senior brother, my stomach is bigger than yours. I struggle to turn over now, and you still let me run away? Be a human being."

Then everyone looked at Sha Wujing again, and it turned out that the four-meter-tall man's belly was bigger than Monkey King's, and he was sweating profusely from the pain, and he seemed unable to move.

In desperation, everyone looked at Tang Sanzan, the only one who could still stand up.

As a result, the bald man was holding his chin with one hand, squinting his eyes and muttering: "The whole country is full of girls, and the poor monk's opportunity has come!"

"Master, can we not think about the girl first? Can we think about the child first?" Sun Wukong shouted.

Tang Sanzan said disapprovingly: "Children, it's a big deal and I'll give birth. What a big deal... But girls are different, there are thousands of girls, the spring of the poor monk has come."

Monkey King is speechless.

Zhu Gangli looked at Tang Sanzan's appearance, and said with an idea: "Master, who doesn't like big men with yellow flowers? If you really give birth, you will have to take a child with you when you pick up girls. At that time, the woman asked Who does this child belong to? If you say it belongs to you, who do you think... who would marry a monk who carries a bottle of oil around him?"

These words directly pointed to Tang Sanzan's weakness, and he said in a daze, "That's right!"

Zhu Gangli hit the iron while it was hot: "Master, if you want to pick up girls, you can't do without a pretty face. You have to have a good figure, right?

You have a big belly, are you sure you can get a girl? "

Tang Sanzan nodded approvingly, then grabbed Monkey King and asked, "Where is Jieyang Mountain?"

Sun Wukong exclaimed: "Master, be gentle, be gentle, don't shake, if you shake again, I will give birth!"

While shouting, Sun Wukong pointed to the south and said: "It's over there! Just go straight, but the road is not easy...Master, can you still jump now?"

Tang Sanbu put Sun Wukong down and said: "Jumping is a bit difficult, but I can take a shortcut!"

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At the same time, Xie Yangshan.

Xieyang Mountain is located in the south of Daughter Country. This is a fairy mountain full of manifestations, flying springs and waterfalls everywhere.

There are a lot of birds and animals on the mountain. From a distance, it looks full of vitality.

There is a Taoist temple on the mountain, and there is a faint sound of dog barking in the Taoist temple...

At the same time, there were several people standing at the entrance of the Taoist temple.

One was wearing a star crown, a golden cassock, a pair of embroidered shoes wrapped around her feet, and a jade jade hanging around her waist.

With red fluffy short hair and a red beard, this man's appearance is not really beautiful or handsome, but rather sinister.

Standing behind him is a Taoist priest wearing a blue Taoist robe, holding a pair of wishful golden hooks in his respectful hands, he seems to be the disciple of the Taoist priest in the golden robe.

In front of them are three young girls.

Chapter 61 Rules

The headed woman was dressed in official robes, with willow-leaf eyebrows and red phoenix eyes. Her eyes carried a kind of arrogance of being in the top position for a long time. She put one hand behind her back and stood upright: "Ruyi Daoist, Poerdong is the property of my daughter's country in Xiliang." It's fine if you occupy it for no reason, why do you have to make troubles when people from my daughter's country come to ask for some birth spring water to save their lives? Isn't this too much?"

"Sir Shangguan, what you said is wrong. In the mortal world, this Poerdong indeed belongs to your Xiliang female country. But in the eyes of us practitioners, this world-famous mountain, as long as it is not occupied by fellow-men , that is something that has no owner. Since it is something that has no owner, why is it wrong for the poor to occupy it?"

True Immortal Ruyi replied casually with a smile, not taking the female officer in front of her seriously at all.

Shangguan Ling said lightly: "Prince Daoist, what I mean is very clear. We respect your rules, but I hope Daoist Priest will consider our rules."

True Immortal Ruyi shook his head and said: "Master Shangguan, you and I are both people of the same path. You should understand that the emperor in the world is just a title to us. You can eat her food and respect him, but in the eyes of the poor Come on, Pindao doesn't admit it!

As for this mountain, Pindao occupies it, and if you want to fall into the fetal spring, you have to follow the rules of Pindao.

There is no shortage of red wine gifts, as long as you take care of it properly, the poor will naturally give you water generously. "

Shangguan Ling asked with a stern face: "Did the Taoist priest ever think that if you do this, will my 20 cavalry from Xiliang Daughter Kingdom agree?"

True Immortal Ruyi proudly said: "Not to mention 20 iron cavalry, even 20 heavenly soldiers, don't even think about breaking my rules!"

"you!"

Shangguan Ling was furious!

True Immortal Ruyi said: "Master Shangguan, before the poor Taoist is not angry, you should hurry down the mountain. Otherwise, don't blame the poor Taoist for being rude!"

Shangguan Ling took a deep breath, stared fixedly at True Immortal Ruyi and said, "Are you sure that your rules will not be changed?"

"I can't change it! The rules of the poor way are the face of the poor way. The sky is big and the earth is big, and the face is the biggest. Even if the sky falls, it can't be changed!"

True Immortal Ruyi said firmly.

As soon as the voice fell, there was an explosion in the distance!

I saw a fist in the distance magnified in vain, and then pushed the mountains and rivers all the way. Wherever it passed, all the obstacles were pushed to the ground, and it rushed all the way to Jieyang Mountain!

Seeing such a terrifying punch, Shangguan Ling and True Immortal Ruyi were startled, but fortunately, the force of the punch dissipated when it hit them in front of them, otherwise the two of them might have become a pile of flesh.

At that moment, both Shangguan Ling and True Immortal Ruyi were so frightened that they trembled in place and their legs trembled.

Just when they were in a daze, they saw a bald man with a big belly resting one hand on his waist and supporting his stomach with the other on the straight road blasted out by the force of a fist, walking hundreds of miles in one step. It was in front of everyone.