Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Based on the principle that a dead fellow Taoist will never die a poor fellow, Zhu Gangli said firmly, "Master, I think there may be no one there, and he is just fooling us."

Sha Wujing said, "What if someone is there?"

Zhu Gangli said: "In case, there may be too many in case, he said that there is a city of people in it."

Tang Sanzun didn't bother to talk to the two of them, and shouted: "Come out, let's chat!"

"I'm not going out!"

"I won't eat you if you come out."

"If I don't go out, I won't go out even if I'm killed!"

"Can't you get out?"

"I just won't go out!"

"Then I'm going in!"

"Then I killed someone! I'm going to die anyway, and I'll use a few people as a backstop! When it comes to Hades, you'll have a debt!"

"I……"

Tang Sanzan was crazy, he had encountered many monsters on the westbound road, and this was the first time he encountered such a tricky one.

Tang Sanzun rubbed his eyebrows and said: "Tell me, who are you?"

"I'm just an ordinary little monster who has been cultivating for several years. I don't have any skills, so you can just let me go, okay?" the king said.

The little black cow whispered: "My lord, didn't you say that you are..."

"Shut up!" King Si glared at him. King Si knew too well that if he told the guy in front of him that he was General Jindou, one of the eight generals under Donghuang Taiyi, he would probably have to take out his hand immediately. The chopsticks are ready to serve.After all, this grandson likes to eat good meat from last year...

"No, you know us, you must not come from an ordinary background!" Zhu Gangli saw through the other party's lies at a glance.

"Marshal Tianpeng has good eyesight. I do have some background. I am a little monster who came down from the sky. I can't compare with you! Marshal Tianpeng, I have been famous for you for a long time. I heard that you practiced [-] water The army is invincible in the battle, and the attack is invincible, that is gods blocking and killing gods and Buddhas blocking and killing Buddhas." The king flattered and went over.

Zhu Gangli was dizzy when he heard that, and he grinned and said, "Hey, you know all about this, haha...Master, I think this monster is okay, he doesn't look like a bad guy."

Sha Wujing beside him said in a low voice: "Second senior brother, you are in charge of the internal affairs navy. Those who don't participate in the war are only responsible for going through the motions during the festival... You have never fought, so of course you are invincible."

Zhu Gangyan pulled Sha Wujing away: "Shut up, you are everywhere!"

King Xi continued: "Zhu Gangli, not only do I know that your soldiers are brave and extraordinary, but I also know that you are the champion of the three armies!"

Zhu Ganglian blushed in a rare way, waved his hands and said, "It's true even though it's true, haha..."

King Si said: "I also heard that you are especially good at melee combat. For this reason, you have worked hard on your physical body, and your strength can lift mountains and seas."

Zhu Ganglian laughed and said, "Praise, praise."

King Xi continued: "I also heard that you are not fat. Under your burly body, there are actually muscles. In order to improve your ability to fight against singles, you have integrated your vitality into the fat to act as a buffer; for strength, You inject vitality into your muscles, making you infinitely stronger. In order to balance the two, you are fat and thin, some of which are thin, and some of which are fat. That is the best snowflake meat! It melts in your mouth..."

When Zhu Ganglian heard the grin in front of him, he nodded repeatedly, and said with a smile: "Be careful, don't always tell the truth. In order to be strong, I must work hard to cultivate and torture my physical body."

But as he listened, Zhu Ganglian's smile began to freeze, and the more he listened, the more uncomfortable he became.

At the same time, there was the sound of saliva sucking and the crackling of burning fire...

Turning his head to look, he saw Tang Sanzan was lying on the ground, his buttocks pouted, wiping his saliva while blowing into the fire.

Sha Wujing took out all kinds of condiments and set them up. Seeing Zhu Ganglian looking over, Sha Wujing said: "Second Senior Brother, it's really not that Junior Brother won't help you. The point is that it's fine for him to advertise, and you still cooperate! You Let’s see if you wash it yourself, or your junior brother rubs it for you?”

When Zhu Ganglian heard this, he was about to cry.

Looking at the pot of hot water, and then at the bald man with his butt up and blowing the air, he suddenly got tired and sighed, "Forget it, I'll do it myself."

After talking about Zhu Gangguan, he sat in the pot directly...

Tang Sanzan was taken aback and said, "Gohan, what are you doing?"

Zhu Gangli said: "Master, don't be polite to me, it's time to eat. I'm tired, let me destroy..."

Tang Sanbu said: "The master is preparing to stew monsters, are you sure you want to stew yourself in an iron pot?"

Zhu Ganglu jumped out as soon as he heard the crap: "Master, aren't you going to stew me?"

Tang Sanbu said: "You are my dry food, I will only eat it when I have nothing to eat and I am very hungry. To put it bluntly, it is emergency rations. Now a nest of monsters is in front of me, I will eat you? Don't you think Is it too wasteful?"

Chapter 51

"Yes, yes, it's too wasteful! This is not only a waste, it's a waste to open the door for the wasteful mother, it's so wasteful! Master, when will the general attack be launched, I will take the lead!" Zhu Ganglu rolled up his sleeves and took out his nine Toothed rake, looking desperate.

When King Si heard this, he became anxious immediately: "Tang Sanzan, we are good monsters, why do you have to eat us?"

Tang Sanzan said word by word: "The poor monk is hungry, and he wants to eat meat. Does he need a reason? Will a wolf eat a sheep and consider whether the sheep is a good sheep? The wolf will only consider whether the sheep is fat or not! Wujing , increase the fire!"

When King Si heard this, he was dumbfounded. This is not the same as what he knew about Tang San Zan!

This grandson is obviously more grandson!

Only Bai Longma shook his long face and murmured in his heart: "Idiot, I still don't know my master well enough, this guy is a typical eater, if you come out and cry miserably, he probably won't be able to talk. You are yelling cowardly, but resisting all kinds of things, isn't this forcing him to do something? My master doesn't want to face him?"

Seeing that Tang Sanzan was determined to come in to eat meat, the little demons were terrified, crying one by one: "My lord, what should we do? This monk is determined to eat us."

"Your Majesty, think of a way!"

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"My lord, I'm still young and I don't want to be eaten."

Although these words coming out of the mouths of these monsters are a bit strange, even a bit strange, but who cares about these now.

King Xi walked with his hands behind his back, and was also sweating profusely.

At this moment, King Si saw a jade pendant on the table, his eyes lit up, and he said, "There is a way!"

At the same time, at the mouth of the Guanjiang River in the Heaven Realm, a big black dog lay there by the river, lazily basking in the sun, muttering: "Boring, boring, my God, let's chat with a bitch. "

At this moment, the jade pendant on the black dog's neck suddenly glowed, and then a light shot out, and the image of King Si appeared.

The big black dog immediately became vigilant: "Old cow, it's not like I don't burn your cowshed!"

"Xiaotiangou, do you look down on me? My brother, don't say you didn't burn a bullpen, even if you accidentally burned it, so what? We don't care about this." The king waved his hand, not caring , Said incomparably boldly.

Xiao Tiangou was relieved immediately, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, my brother, it's okay to stab a knife in the ribs, let alone burn a cowshed? Hehe, I actually ordered it on purpose that day, just to tease you , the fire was not suppressed”

King Si also laughed loudly, and his hearty voice went straight to the sky: "It's okay, it's nothing, it's nothing! As you said, if you don't fight and don't know each other, it's right for your own brothers to attack each other. It's just a bullpen. What? As long as the brother is happy."