Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Jialan knew that this matter could not be concealed, so Jialan told Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao the whole story.

After the two looked at each other, they got up slowly, rolled up their sleeves, and started cursing directly: "Your uncle, you agreed to be an ordinary person, you agreed to bring a monkey to wait for someone, you agreed on the time, and it turned out that you are the same Didn't even do it! Knowing that the two monks of the Tang Dynasty in advance, that pervert walked ahead, and you didn't remind us? Let us fight hard?

You guys are not a pit, this is pitting us to death! "

After being spat by the two of them, Na Jialan wiped the drool on her face and said with a wry smile: "You two, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. We can't help it. If this matter gets out, Lingshan Where do you put your face? Please be considerate."

After Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao cursed for a while, they felt helpless.

This matter is already like this, they can't beat the monk in front of them, can they?

In the end, the two got up and were ready to leave...

At this moment, that Jialan stopped the two of them and said, "Don't leave, both of you..."

"What are you doing?" Silver Horn asked very annoyed.

Jia Lan said: "Look, since you're here, can you work overtime and give us another performance?"

Both Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao were stunned, looked at Tang Seng who didn't know about it in the distance, then looked at Jia Lan in front of him, and finally hehe said: "Don't do it!"

"Don't, this time absolutely follow the script." Jia Lan begged: "You have also seen that all the hardships on the West Paradise Road have been wiped out by that fake Tang Monk. This real Tang Monk has walked all the way, that is a serious I haven't encountered all the ordeals. You two, please help me with this for the sake of your past friendship."

King Yinjiao snorted and said, "Are you still helping? Our two brothers were almost beaten to death by that bald man before, and you still want us to deal with the bald man? Don't do it!"

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Jia Lan said: "Last time it was an accident, this time I guarantee it will be fine. This is a real Tang monk, just an ordinary monk... Let's follow the script, you catch him, and we will save him again. Let's go through the motions and stay here for a day." It will be over soon. How about it?"

King Yinjiao sneered and said, "Hehe... you also said you were ordinary monks last time, what happened?"

King Yinjiao wanted to say something else, King Jinjiao said: "Wait a minute, I don't think we can help you perform a show, after all, we are very close."

"That's right... Fellow Daoist Golden Horn is right." Jia Lan apologized with a smile.

Jin Jiao said: "However, we have to pay more, and we have to change the script."

"Add more money? Change the script?" Jia Lan was stunned.

Jin Jiao said: "Don't worry, we promise to let him go west safely, but as you can see, we are short of manpower now, the old nest has been demolished, and the baby is gone... So, the script has to be changed."

Jialan went back to discuss with the other seventeen...

"Through the journey, I finally met two live veteran actors, so let's agree."

Everyone thought about the same thing, so they agreed.

Jia Lan came back and said: "It can be changed, can I ask, how do you want to change it?"

……

The next moment, the golden and silver horns turned into a gust of wind and snatched Tang Seng who didn't know he had been betrayed. The two dragged Tang Seng directly into the Lotus Cave.

The eighteen Jialan over there immediately got together.

"When are we going to rescue them?"

"The agreed time is one day..."

"Then go rescue it in a day."

As soon as the words fell, there was a shrill scream coming from the lotus cave!

clap clap clap!

"Ah! Ahh!"

"Baldy, let you hit me, let you hit me!"

"Damn donkey, let you break my baby, let you break my baby!"

"Look at the fight!"

"Help, dead... help..."

bang bang bang...

There were screams, whips, abuse, and fists!

The eighteen Jialans outside were stunned for a moment, and then screamed: "My Cao, they are taking our Tang monk as the thief, and they are taking revenge!"

"Save people, save people quickly!"

"Isn't it a good day?"

"Will the body be collected in a day? Hurry up and save people!"

Eighteen Jialan rushed into the Lotus Cave like crazy...

After a while, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao rushed away, and the seventeen Jialuo behind were either carrying a magic staff, or holding a subduing pestle, or holding a treasure orb and other objects, chasing after them like crazy, while chasing While cursing: "You two bastards are really deadly, stop me!"

Not long after, the beaten half-dead Tang Seng was dragged out, and he asked dying, "This time, it's been a hard time, right?"

The remaining Jialan nodded vigorously and said: "Forget it, this time it will definitely count!"

"Fuck you! You bastards!" Tang Seng exhausted his last strength and cursed...

Jialan: "!@#￥......"

After scolding, Tang Seng sat up, gritted his teeth and said: "I've decided, I want to practice, I want to become stronger! It's better to rely on yourself than anyone else, the poor monk will rise up!"

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At the same time, on Xitian Road.

Tang Sanzan sat on a white horse, ate hot pot, and sang songs. All the way he sang chickens and dogs jumping, and there were no birds.

Monkey King next to him frowned and said, "Master, what kind of song are you singing?"

Tang Sanbu said: "I don't know, I forgot."

Everyone: "@#￥...%"

Tang Sanzun said: "I only remember that when I was traveling, I met a small human tribe that only existed for tens of thousands of years, and the total population is several billion. But that tribe is very interesting. I don't practice it myself. Made a thing called technology, built a lot of high-rise buildings, and big iron birds flew all over the sky. Not to mention, that tribe has survived for more than 1 years by relying on the external force of that technology...

This song was created by them. It sounds good, so I wrote it down.

Unexpectedly, I forgot a lot of things, but I still remember these things.